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skinny Vs Slim.

There's a big diff.

Ucheosefoh: Omo make una see village James Bond, u de form James Bond 4 all dis villages babes abi

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I just wonder how these boys fit their junk in their skinny jeans trunk.[/quote]

denzel2009: Ok enough of this forest dbanj, you can return your sister's jeans now.

Kahwayy: Ok,people lets get one thing straight East Africa ONLY comprises Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania..... Somalia, Ethiopia and Sudan make up the larger EASTERN Africa

Yeah.But thread is about Ethiopian women and Black Men not EA.

talina: I suppose it would vary for each woman.
Hmmm,Id say, tastefully as in,not feeling stalked.
That he is genuine in his interest and is confident in himself.
Or even kinda shy but not too shy to approach.

Really,just be yourself , staight forward and friendly.Well dressed,clean and with a mind boggling swag.

talina: Nl people are funny! And I cant help but to respond to the confidence in this simple,inquiring, question.

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You know Talina many times am unable to comment because laughter sums everything up. People answer without apologies even if it hurts.
But that is what one should expect when they ask for others opinions about themselves.

talina: I dont see anything wrong with that as long as its tastefully done. You could possibly miss out on a great relationship, if you are afraid to approach the person.

true true

pardon me talina am still laughing

sauer: Good one. Does "tastefully" not vary from woman to woman? how can one know "tastefully" anywyz?

Now that is subjective. I know for sure that if one poster tried chatting me up dressed the way he is I wouldn't give him a chance.
Taste starts from outward appearance.

talina: @ poster, we are waiting.

yep op you asked for rating.I really want to do so because you have lots of confidence.

NL people are very funny.

talina: Are you going to be ok?

. I am roflmao.I cant can't believe he posted this one after I begged him to try another.

I told him his height was good but he looks shorter here.Plus I dont know if it's the boxer,the jeans,the sagging or the belt that is making me laugh..

Ok op.face only.No body.

*On drip*

There's something funny about it. Perhaps the confidence? Very very funny.

Nope I love and watch them too. The silly ones like The cramp twins,Johnie Bravo,Power puff girls,and a million more.
Not the star wars kind.

festusbiz: Pls guyz help me wit tips on how to cope with d loss of my family members. Am alone

Am so sorry.I hate acting like I know how, even though I have been through that road before.(losing a dear one)
Each loss is different and so is the intensity of pain, so I will just try here.

1.First know this.You are not alone even though you feel like it. God above is with you and its the reason you are alive.Many would have given up hope.

2.The best way to start a healing process is to share.You didn't tell us what happened just in general.When you share you open up and some weight and pressure gets relieved from ur heart.Bit by bit,time after time until a time reaches when you can share without tears streaming down ur face. Then you know you are on your way to total healing.

3.Do not be alone for long.Memories will give you ulcers. Try and get real busy to distract your mind from thinking too much.Keep good company of positive people,go places etc.Its not easy but if you fail to do this you will get very depressed.

4.Tell yourself,they are rested.It's you left behind that has problems to deal with now. I don't know but it soothes.

5.Time heals.Music is healing too so listen and sing alone.If it makes you sad drop it.

You will be well.

Idowuogbo: Na Shelephant o!

roflmao.This is serious.
If am a shelephant, I don't need to take my kids to the slides.Place ladder next to my thigh and let the baby slide all the way down

Is this a human,bouncing castle or elephant


@ sharon.It's your genes.Take it easy.

[quote author=Ejiné]Chineke nna! Jisos of Nava oooo!

Why is the abdomen dark while the crotch region is yellow?
Were you bleaching your scrotuum?
I rate it a 00, because one zero just won't do.[/quote]
EVIL MAN!! Be kind please.

oh Lord NLand!!!! I have never ever laughed like this since I started reading NL.

My heart could stop beating gosh!!




brb after am back from hospital.I have fainted.

My ribs oh my ribs gosh!!!!! damn. .
Ok ok.You are fine enough.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Trust me that sand nigga is on his way! [/quote]Hell NO.
The thread will shift to the barren land if he sets foot here.What an irritant!

*Praying hard.*

lepasharon: hmmmm..im a true skinny girl! and nothing good bout being skinny :
and the disadvantages outweigh the advantages:

Clothes hardly look good on you
you look un healthy like you about to break any sec.
Ppl will be telling you to eat all the time,asking u if ur ok.
ppl think ur anorexic
dont even dare wear body hugging clothes

i dont even know why the media promotes skinny like its the best thing cos its not
Im skinny and im trying hard to gain weight

You must be anorexic and that isn't slim but sick.

Damn! this thread could end up attracting Nlands mad man from Mogadishu.

@ op,Some do,ethiopians are very protective of their own and like preserving their culture.

mikron: You no happy say dem stare @ you? That means you are fine na. There are some girls that have not been stared @ for weeks. Abi i lie?

There's a difference between being admired by adolescents with raging hormones and men.

safarigirl: There is NOTHING nice bout being skinny in Naija, especially when you're petite. You can't find your clothing size, in fact you don't have a jean size as far as trousers go, you can't wear the really nice tops or dresses cos they're loose on you. Guys rarely ask you out cos you got 'no flesh' and in the absence of nice, plum bo.obs, you're not of much use. People make fun of you and ask how you plan to br.east-feed, in fact you're the poster child for starving children in Africa to everyone. The only plus I have from being small and skinny is that I got let off from many punishments in sec school, and even at that, it was only because they thought I would 'break'

Like seriously? Breastfeed? Huge breasts contain lots of fat and produce less milk as compared to average sized ones.Check with an Obstetrician.
Fat doesn't translate to more milk.It's a misconception.

Again petite doesn't mean matchstick.You can be small but curvaceous.
I can find my size in a children's store at least.No stress.
And let me emphasis this again.Not everybody that has given birth balloons anyhow.
The ballooning is caused by diet,no exercise or genes.
Are all mothers fat??

Tell your wife to talk sense into her head.The husband is a gone and lost case.
She's alone with a girl and no job. So what next?
She needs not to wait for someone who has shown no interest in their lives.
Find a job,do small biz,any work that will enable her feed and care for that baby cz that is what matters now and the rest will figure itself out.

lol not closed yet?
I thought sexkillz had graced this thread in a colourful way.

I hate the word skinny Onila cz it reminds me of somalia.
Use slim or petite.Then I can fit be in ur club.
Well it helps me walk and do things with lighting speed and I can easily squeeze myself anywhere without inconviniencing people.
Disadvantage? people mistake u for a small girl.Not good when high school boys give you stares.

studyabfree: I didnt tell U 2 checkout d background,only implied d pics.Tnks for ur 2cent anyway

oh u missed the part where I said your height is good. Infact very good.
But the dressing? no no. I personally hate the sight of private things exposed.
Ok show people ur face and we shall give you honest feedback.The face is the window you know.
And is this your best picture so far? Why not try another and see?

Any time I see a pic, the background is what I see first.It speaks louder than the pic and one can draw many conclusions from it.
I see nice photos but cracked walls,dirty doors,walls,floors,leaking and falling roofs,torn boxes,others take pics next to garbage heaps, others open drains,don't know why people don't pay any attention to their sorroundings.
That is why studios are set up.
@op I can't seem to get my eyes off that small hut by your side.I am wondering what is inside there.
uuhm u want a straight answer? I like the height but pic looks a bit dirty. probably cz of the dark tummy and black boxers.

@ dondav.your pics grace 55% of nl threads.you love attention don't you?

MRbrownJAY: i think that the art of seduction is having that person in the palm of your hand, and do what you please with them. if you cant control them (and mount them whenever you desire) then i dont see it as seduction, but rather as just curiosity.
IMHO the art of seduction has all to do with control, the control of that person through your actions/words etc that drove them in a ZOMBIE STATE frame of mind.......your are the puppeteer and they are the puppet and you can do whatever you desire with them. if that person still has control of their own actions/minds, then seduction there is NOT.

Jeez! You have spoken the words of a friend of mine.He told me exactly what you wrote up there.
You two must have read from the same script.

miss innocent.haha

Tima you are very tall indeed.Just checking the door and your height.
Do you model?