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They are street smart.
One must have both to make it through life.

if you want your way into the man's heart find out what activates his brain the most.
stomach,pe-Nis,mouth,those 3 places are key.

Look here.What is the point of feeding a man delicious meals if the verbal meal is yuck?? poisonous,not tasty.

lovely Words,in imo are the way to a man's heart and VV.

123 test.
Follow Seun!!It works.Great

Has anybody met a Southern sudanese??

They are contracted to fix street lights without the use of ladders.

I think they are the tallest in Africa.

If nigerian men are short what about the rest of Africa? Must be in the genes.
All the nigerian men I have seen are like towering trees.
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Consumer market.That is what they target.But it shouldnt be at the expense of local retailers.
South=SA
West =Nigeria
East=Kenya? No way we are saturated with malls.

Seun: I'm insulted by the insinuation that I'm 190.

apologies, even though it was a 'sacarstic' question to 190 seeing he stole the show from you.
This was ur thread.

Coefficient: Na God go punish you!
Skank! Compound troll!
Evil genius! Zungic!
Claot! Baskard!
Oya get lost from Nairaland fast!

ROFLMAO!! very annoying fellow.Hope he listens.

.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.Predict future.(am not Tb) Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Extremely goal oriented. Can be blinded by their own ambition. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini"s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you"ll never forget. Smart.

How do they come up with such stuff? Guess work of divinition?

Ok Spouse means married.
My company has a policy.You marry a fellow staff and one of you must go.You decide yourself.
No I dont want to work with my spouse.

190: Best man - Brownjay
Mother of d day - inked nerd
Virgin -Bridesmaids - iyatrustee,idowu,freecocoa and pendolet
Security officer - Mynd_44
In charge of dogs - rokiatu and hotie tima
Palm wine supplier - sexkillz
Food - ogugua
Mc- coogar and Babe

available positions
canopy supplier
Wine supplier
Beer supplier
Condom supplier
Priest
Church
Reception ground
Decorations
High table - okija juju, high chief (need 7 more members here)
Tailors -


I repeat slimyem and ijebabe has no business with this upcoming wedding

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] That must be the Kenyan way of saying " Discombobulation" [/color][/quote]
Poster must have stolen the intro line from a yahoo yahoo and forgot to edit it.Otherwise how would you explain this.

SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO IJEBABE: To whow it may concern. I am Honest Willsman of.....

What the heck. See why your problems stretch to part 7??

Keep things simple if you want to win a girl.

I wasn't in love when this song was a hit but I loved it so much.I still do.
*thinking*

willsman: IJEBABE:

Hi gal I have been reading your posts and I am impressed.Would like to know you better. Do you mind?

Dude,that is all you need to say or less not all these shagalabagala.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]I seriously hope i don't poison the wine. . . I don't trust myself [/color][/quote]

Well, what do you expect if you make it a prerequisite to marriage? These girls are under lots of pressure from the society and none of them wants to be ostracised.
I read here that if a man discovers his wife was a virgin after tying the knot,he must go back to the girls parents loaded with gifts? as a way of appreciation?
Tell me which girl wouldn't want that to happen esp if it's made a public affair?
Its a crazy cycle.Unmarried guys want to divirgin girls cz they believe one must test drive before marriage.But come time of marriage and they want a pure virgin.
Where are they gonna come from if all men went on test drives?
In a society where there can not be love/money without sex,what do you expect?
The girls bearing fake virginity are trying to adjust to a society which idolises and rewards virginity.
So poster start with yourself and your immediate sorrounding by treating girls right without expecting too much from them.

lol very funny.This wedding.

Seun=190?

But if indeed you are tying the knot (190) I am wish you all the best with your planning and the final ceremony.

[quote author=Raw.]I did Pendo. I miss her lying azz. dont you? [/quote]you know I trully believed her.I am now wary.

Dude lol @ ur disclaimer.

Just give her few minutes to consult Mr,Dickle b4 she takes up her fickle handle.

Fickle I miss you even though you played me. If you are reading this just one question

Are you for real??

Lmao!!! who resurrected this crazy thread??

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Fickle and Dickle smh.

LeoMax: IF THEY GIVE ME FREE METER, I WILL CONNECT IT TO MY GENERATOR AND USE IT TO MONITOR MY FUEL CONSUMPTION

lmao funny dude.Impossible.Once installed,they send message back to their systems to activate it.It's automatically captured and wont work any other way.

Cachez: Don't let anyone deceive you with the belief of government giving you free meters. What the Chairman Sam Amadi said on Channel TV was that the cost of the prepaid meters will be factored into the billing and spread over some months for people to pay up.

True that.At first we in Kenya thought the 35 units were given free.LOL Some wanted to protest saying it was a rip off but remember contractors had to be paid plus I said it wasnt forced down people's throats.The house owner decides.
35 units is apprx ksh 750 = $ 9. That lasts me say 1.5 to 2 wks.

I think the other thing to worry about is the quality of the meter boxes.They must source from worthy suppliers or else some may backfire and refuse to work.
Seen that happen.

We (kenya) have many urban households on prepaid meters mine included.I say Urban because not all households in rural areas use elect.Solar available.
It began as a pilot project few years back before implementation early last year.
Would like to share how they did it for us for anybody interested in knowing.
First, it wasn't imposed on people.It was a matter of choice.But for those living in rented houses the final word rested with the landlord not the tenant.

The Power supplying co.(kplc) contracted several elect. companies to do the wiring and installation.Estate by estate,so that each estate had diff contractors to complete the job within a given time and they worked like safari ants at times late into the night.They weren't supposed to live an area without completing the job cz it was a contract.
Each household was given 35 tokens(units)on credit at the time of installation. Reason for this was because when they came to install,they did away with the old meter(leaving you without power since connection is lost) then give you a new account card.The 35 credit tokens covered those whose accounts had zero,overdue or out of town.
For those with balances,they simply transfered the old units from the old meter to the new,meaning you had an extra 35 units.
Several months later, they started deducting the 35 units given on credit with every top up.But they deducted in such a way that we didn't feel.
Little by little till the 35 was exhausted.

The prepaid meter box is resembles a calculator and can be fixed anywhere you choose in ur house.
The box shows the electricity units you have left meaning you control consumption,because just like airtime,the units go down with usage and you can see it do so. When it reaches a critical level it sets of an alarm till you top up again.
We buy the power from the elctr.company via phone. Infact we pay almost all our bills via a system called Mpesa which is operated by the largest mobile company
Few min later after buying via phone, you receive your token of electricity.It's just a 12 didgit no which you must enter into the meter box and your units are topped up!
The minimum token(units) we can buy is worth $ 3.That can last you a week if you are a low unit consumer.

I love prepaid you cannot be cheated since you see it run plus you buy according to the the size of ur pocket.
Many kenyans living in plot houses(those which had a central meter and the landlord controlled the electricity consumed have a reason to smile because the landlord is now out of the picture so it's just you and the power co.)The landlords too have every reason to smile since the electricity headache is out of their mind)

In case of emergency you can have a friend far away buy (just give them ur prepaid account no.) and they will send you the 12 digit number.Your work will be to top up and voila! u have power.

The only disadvantage is,it only works well if the systems are running proper. They however send alerts on phone incase of maintanance and repairs.

It's a worthwhile project and I have no complains so far except that they want to push up the elect.tariffs.

argh I wanna hear about sonto.
what hpned after the advert?

Aha I now understand why you bark 'Wouf!'