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Politics / Re: Lagos State To Get Two Governors In One - Sanwo-olu by Pennywise(m): 8:17pm On Nov 20, 2018
Could this be the history of mental illness Ambode was talking about? grin grin
Politics / Re: Many Soldiers Killed, Dozens Injured As Insurgents Invade Base In Borno by Pennywise(m): 3:39pm On Nov 20, 2018
johnpablo541:


How can you call in air support when the army now makes use of mobile phones. When there is no network coverage in that particular area then there is no means of communication.

One thing I noticed about our military is they lack communication gadget like satalite phones and radios.

Our police no even get radios. Very pathetic


No means of communication? It means they were sent to certain death. What moral justification does Buratai, indeed Buhari to remain in office. What does it cost to purchase satellite fone? What is happening to the millions of dollars appropriated to fight Boko Haram?
Politics / Re: Many Soldiers Killed, Dozens Injured As Insurgents Invade Base In Borno by Pennywise(m): 2:58pm On Nov 20, 2018
This is becoming routine. Boko Haram invades a military base armed with AK47 rifles and codeine syrup, some Nigerian soldiers stand their ground and get killed but the vast majority are runners. They gather together for the next attack before they make another run for it. This is not the Nigerian Army we knew growing up. The army stands and fight.

What happened to our air assets in an attack lasting several hours? What reinforcement capabilities do they have when these soldiers are sent off to far flung remote areas? Buhari / Buratai solution to Boko Haram just isnt working
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Flaunt Beautiful Interior Of His Sitting Room by Pennywise(m): 2:47pm On Nov 20, 2018
I still dont see what these boys do for money wink
Health / Re: Growing Trend Of Young Men With White Beard by Pennywise(m): 9:43pm On Nov 16, 2018
My theory is that if you have hair that grows rapidly, soon the pigment producing cells at the root of the hair die out leaving your facial or scalp hair free of pigment. I have had them as far back as I can remember. My hair dey grow like craze. But suffer still join sha oooo, I no lie. The genetic factor in gray hair then becomes the different hair growth rate among different people.

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Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson: 'I Regret Marrying Sunny Aku In 2014' by Pennywise(m): 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2018
She couldn't hold it together. Odeh. Look at Bianca now an ambassador. Look at the girl who married Okoya. All u had to do was hold it together, behave. What are u getting from all the guys fvcking and dumping you now? Nothing

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Travel / Re: Ring Road, Benin-city: See The Works Of Art That Adorn This City Center (PHOTOS) by Pennywise(m): 5:40pm On Nov 08, 2018
@Autojosh dont forget to report on Benin nightlife before leaving the city. It is not enough to avail yourself of their women and not talk about it

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Travel / Re: ₦18million Per Night: The Luxury Underwater Hotel Rooms In Maldives(Photos) by Pennywise(m): 5:07pm On Nov 08, 2018
All it takes is one little earthquake and you realize what a silly decision you made not in booking an undersea hotel but going to the Maldives
Crime / Re: Man Caught After Concealing Stolen Live Chicken In His Trouser. Photos by Pennywise(m): 3:23pm On Oct 25, 2018
The man has a cock hidden away in his trouser so what? Every male does

By rooster Seun's autocorrect means c0ck to be sure

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Politics / Re: NAF Destroys Boko Haram Terrorists Logistics Base, Vehicles in Borno by Pennywise(m): 11:16am On Oct 25, 2018
BIAFRONIGERIAN:
Pinsures or I dont believe it

The Commodore may just be in his office writing fiction like Chimamanda while BHT keep killing soldiers and seizing territories
Travel / Re: Mention The Countries You Will Never Consider Going To Even With Free Visas by Pennywise(m): 3:01pm On Oct 24, 2018
I absolutely detest South Africa on account of HIV and violent crimes. I am yet to see even one pretty South African female. They all have faces like shieit

Next would be the entire middle east on account of their conservative culture.

Been to India. They wouldnt even let a friend take a female into a hotel room he paid for with his money grin grin We are talking 5 star hotel ooo. But they have the good sense to leave a few bottles of beer in the fridge. That by the way is a big deal in India. They expect you to drink beer, hug your pillow and sleep grin. Little wonder rape is such a big problem in India

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Politics / Re: Elrufa’i Tampering With Evidence, Digs Another Mass Grave At Mando Site by Pennywise(m): 1:56pm On Oct 24, 2018
I wont be surprised if ELrufai sponsored this press release to give the impression that moslems are giving his govt heat. For those who are ignorant of the facts El rufai is at the fore front of the Jihad against Christians in Kaduna State

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Politics / Re: Usman Yusuf And Police Stormed NHIS Office (Photos) by Pennywise(m): 2:13pm On Oct 22, 2018
I doubt if Buhari truly knows this man. It must be the handiwork of Abba Kyari and the shadow govt in the Presidency to which this corrupt public servant makes returns. Buhari in his current state of mind may not know the full meaning of NHIS or what it represents

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Politics / Re: Adebayo Shittu Drags APC To Court For Disqualifying Him Over NYSC Certificate by Pennywise(m): 12:55pm On Oct 15, 2018
He served as a member of the National Assembly, so he should be exempted from NYSC. Most people will laugh at the stupidity of this submission, but this is Nigeria. If he gives a willing Judge some money and buys his judgement like many others before him he is back in play
Crime / Re: How Udeme Killed Symphorosa Otike-Odibi, Cut Off His Intestines — Witnesses by Pennywise(m): 12:17pm On Oct 09, 2018
Here is a woman who was way pass her prime and had given up hope of finding husband. His family should fight for the maximum punishment permissible by law
Politics / Re: Nigerian Ladies Celebrate 58th Independence With Topless Photos by Pennywise(m): 2:07pm On Oct 01, 2018
Airforce01:
It's a shame that most girls breasts are so pointing to the ground .

Smh

Nigerian gravity is too strong. Those strong enough to resist gravity wont lend their breasts
Politics / Re: Ambode Dumps His APC ID Card, Makes Himself Unreachable To The Party Chairman. V by Pennywise(m): 2:03pm On Oct 01, 2018
Hotfreeze:


He's also going to need to sack all civil servants too cos they don't like him also.

After that, he'll sack those in the markets and garages cos they can't wait to see him leave.

Once those are done, he can now import the flatheaded descendants of Judas Iscariot to come vote him.

That wont be necessary. A commissioner purge is all that is needed. Let them all including your well intentioned self go licking an old man's arse on Bourdillon close. Lagos state is bigger than Tinubu and his small corterie of state parasites.
Politics / Re: Ambode Dumps His APC ID Card, Makes Himself Unreachable To The Party Chairman. V by Pennywise(m): 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2018
seunmsg:
Ambode really need to take a chill pill. He's gradually losing it. This is not the time for him to start acting desperate.

All una Tinubu rats never see anything. Ambode will remove the carpet from under APC in Lagos.

First he should sack all Tinubu appointees in his cabinent. They are the ones feeding their master with intricate details of Ambode's Govt. How can one man pocket a state of over 20million people?

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NYSC / Re: Ebonyi Corper Dies 10 Days After A Friend Dreamt About His Death by Pennywise(m): 4:26pm On Sep 30, 2018
The dreamer should be arrested and investigated. He either knows sth or he did sth. He wants to be a prophet in a land where people capitalise on the fear of death and dying to make money.
Politics / Re: Ambode: Jide Sanwo-olu Is A Criminal And Mentally Unstable To Govern Lagos by Pennywise(m): 4:20pm On Sep 30, 2018
But his Godfather the Jagaban of lagos Tinubu is by far a worse criminal both in the US and Nigeria grin

Bola Tinubu has bitten more than he can chew.

If Ambode doesnt get APC ticket other parties will be too happy to take him on. And the Jagaban should be ready for a fight of his life. All his listed and unlisted properties he fraudulently acquired in Lagos will be marked. He should forget about the impeachment option as he will be surprised how quickly lawmakers will turn against him when a few of those properties are liquidated and shared among them

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Politics / Re: Osun Rerun: I’ll Retrieve My Stolen Mandate At Tribunal —Adeleke by Pennywise(m): 8:30am On Sep 28, 2018
He should try dancing for the tribunal
Politics / Re: Osun Election: Why Adeleke Should Have Been Declared Winner – Ozekhome by Pennywise(m): 4:25am On Sep 25, 2018
Ozekhome should be told it is possible for a lawyer to make it in Nigeria and still be honest and respected like Afe Babalola. This greedy, corrupt SAN has no shame, no scrupple. He reasons only with his stomach
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Appreciates Naomi Campbell As She Rocks Star Boy Top by Pennywise(m): 6:03pm On Sep 12, 2018
What kind of song is whizkid singing for these people?? It cant be the type we know him to sing

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Career / Re: Man Burns Boss’ Credentials For Refusing To Increase Salary by Pennywise(m): 2:59pm On Sep 11, 2018
So the guy pays 20k and walks free. What kind of judiciary do we have in this country? Where is the deterrent value in this judgement to society? What a waste of time and a waste of Judge's salary.
Crime / Re: Texas Policewoman Enters Home Mistaking It For Her Own & Kills Black Man by Pennywise(m): 1:03pm On Sep 10, 2018
Netanyahu1:
Without the race card, some people don't have a life. Without the race card , how can democrats stay relevant among black community. You have to give the people their opium.

This story is all about race. That lighting was subdued doesnt mean she didnt know it was a black man. She thought she was dealing with a black burgler. Her bigotry couldnt make her think straight. She is a racist police officer, a dangerous person with a gun.

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Crime / Re: Texas Policewoman Enters Home Mistaking It For Her Own & Kills Black Man by Pennywise(m): 12:55pm On Sep 10, 2018
What a dumb policewoman. She probably got the job because of her skin color

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Politics / Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Twerking: Davido Says Man In Viral Video Not Him by Pennywise(m): 12:01pm On Sep 10, 2018
johnmix12:
From LailasNews.com

A video went viral today that featured a man, apparently a Nigerian man, twerking at a party.

If you are one of those who thought that was Senator Ademola Adeleke aka the Dancing Senator, you may be wrong. Davido just said that isn't his uncle.

Here is Davido's reply when he was asked to confirm if that was his uncle.

Source - https://lailasnews.com/senator-ademola-adeleke-twerking-davido-says-man-in-viral-video-not-him/

lalasticlala


Davido should stfu. Thats his famous uncle right there. He did it before, he will do it again
Politics / Re: See What Cleric Says About Senator Godswillakpabio Akpabio In 2015 by Pennywise(m): 11:51am On Sep 10, 2018
Alonga:
;Negotiates With Buhari Says Cleric by Wilson125(m): 2:21pm On Apr 07, 2015
By Nse Peter

A prophet in a Pentecostal church in Akwa Ibom State has advised Governor Godswill Akpabio to urgently open channels of negotiation with the president-elect, Gen Mohammadu Buhari, if he really wants to avoid going to jail.

“Akpabio is one politician that has grievously sinned against the nation and the people. If he is investigated today of corruption, murder and kidnapping there’s nothing that will help stop him from going to jail. Everybody knows he is culpable, so let us not pretend about this,” Prophet Samuel said in a sermon he preached during Easter Sunday service in his church in Uyo, the capital of Akwa Ibom State.
The cleric advised Akpabio to forfeit his dream of installing Udom Emmanuel as the next Akwa Ibom governor, by allowing the All Progressives Congress to produce a governor while he (Akpabio) could negotiate his way to the senate.
He said, “I want people to take note of this. If your governor continues with his arrogant posture when everybody in Nigeria knows that the game is over for PDP, he will not only fail in placing Udom as the next governor, he will also fail to go to the senate, and will end up in prison.
“I am not a member of any political party. I don’t have any personal problem with Governor Akpabio or PDP. I am only telling people what I hear from God.
http:// thinkakwaibom..com.2015/04/akpabio-can-only-escape-jail-if-he.html?


Apparently the prophet did not foresee the ineptitude of Buhari and his govt.

He also did not realize that Idiagbon wont be there to run the govt for Buhari this time
Science/Technology / Re: Manatee: Sea Cow Rescued In Lagos (Photo) by Pennywise(m): 11:48am On Sep 10, 2018


It is lucky it wasnt rescued in the Delta
Celebrities / Re: Depression: 'I Can't Escape This Pain' - Wale Breaks Down Again by Pennywise(m): 11:26am On Sep 10, 2018
In Nigeria you dont have the luxury to break down anytime you like. You find a way to survive. Let Wale come home and join all the other Wales in Lagos. From them he will learn how they survive without breaking down

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Politics / Re: Man Who Promised To Donate To Buhari’s Re-election Dies In Car Accident by Pennywise(m): 10:30am On Sep 10, 2018
Buhari don sacrifice this one. I wonder how many more he intends to give for his next tenure

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