₦airaland Forum

Luckysbab:
Really good observation

There is a different between laceration and penetration pls. Akpano is different from olabho(Edo language)

This one is enough to nail the uneducated Andy Uba. He tried to buy voters yet voters rejected him and his evil party but he is out there crying wolf instead of getting prepared to go to jail for bribing voters.

Crunchyg2:
I am into food production and packaging, duely registered with corporate affairs and Nafdac. I need 200k to expand my business. If you are in Lagos and interested to bring in 200k and get 30k return in one month. Then let's do this. It will last only for 3 months then you pull out or we renegotiate. I am ready to sign a contract prepared by a lawyer . Note it can be inform of loan or investment . But it last only for the period of 3 months. If interested call or chat me up with my number below/ my profile

Can I put 600k and 90k ? Can you ou also teach me the business?

Soludio is Anambra governor, Tanko can't do anything

Iamgrey5:
You mean a SAN who was the attorney general of Lagos hasn't had any job in his life before?

How about Peter Obi's 18 years old daughter that has billions of naira registered in her name in a foreign country?

Yes, everything is about ethnicity when an obvious lie is being told, especially when those telling the lies make ridiculous excuses for the politicians from their own end.

For instance, the same people were telling us how Peter Obi was already the richest man in Nigeria before he ventured into governance when a newspaper publication exposed him for having multiple accounts and businesses abroad.

Osibanjo too "might be a thief" emphasis on might, but he was far from being a nonentity as the guy painted him before he became the vice president.

How rich was osinbajo before he became Tinubu"s political associate who helped him to phrase sentences to possess Lagos ? Was he even a millionaire before venturing into politics? No. He became a billionaire few years after joining Tinubu in political robbery. But peter Obi was already a billionaire beofre buying form to show interest in politics. That is the point here and not wether he was a billionaire before becoming the VeePee

This is a very wicked tenant. You have the money to build a house ,yet you refused to pay your rent till u were served a quit notice . Why not pay your rent and thereafter move in in peace ? Na wah

BeeBeeOoh:
https://punchng.com/lai-mohammed-slams-the-economist-says-jihadists-not-carving-caliphate-in-north-east/

Lair. Terrorists are not surrendering to the military. That make-believe surrendering is a way of recruiting hem into the Nigeria amry where they will be in total control of everything

OP, how far about your search ? Which one is better? I'm also thinking like you

My wife delivered through CS yet she didn't allow me stay for two months. The second one was through VJ , the same thing.

gimakon:
It's 20,000 because of the pandemic. It's subject to reduce once land borders are open.

How much is it now ?

Icouldhave:
how would I know, I don't stay with them only got complains from my mom ending of last year.
he's my dad we respect him very much, that's why we looking for a reasonable way to sort this out.


the last time the family sat and deliberate on this issue, my elder brother asked him if my mom was the one visiting another man, how would he feel.

after that day he didn't talk with my brother close to a month.

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What your brother said is an insult to your dad. How wouod he have made such statement? No man wants to imagine another man climbed his wife, but we all know men are naturally polygamous. I won't take that from my son. That is a taboo in my culture. No one dares talk about a married woman sleeping with another man . Your father ought to have disown that son or made to do cleansing on her mother for wishing adultery for her.

ba7man:
WHEN NNAMDI KANU WAS INSTRUCTING HIS FOLLOWERS TO KILL AND DESTROY, UN WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE CELEBRATING.

Don't worry , your Buhari will die in Hague for crime against humanity

Yeye DSS. Where were they when Bokoharam became armed ? Where were they when Ipob got armed ? Where were they when bandits permeate the length and breadth of Nigeria? Those guys are rogues. How much was his salary that he was able to afford Abuja home ? Efcc and DSS we no know which one is more transparent Self.

CrystalSpark:
Ogun with swamps called roads? I judge viability with a lot of metrics most importantly standard of living.

You can’t even wear a white shirt in Ogun!

You are correct bro. I live in igun state not far from Lagos self but you can't drive car, okada always dirty , palm slippers is a no no. Tie your palm slippers to the okada , wear bathroom slippers and wear your palm on getting to your location. Ogon should be divided between oyo and Lagos. Ogun is a dead state. All my investment is gone due to bad road. Na to sell off my house and leave remain now.

duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��

I'm 46 and a widower. I don't know if you can marry me . I was rich but now somehow struggling though I still retain some of my few properties. If you can marry a man of my type , DM me now.

Jochabed:
His doing God's work. End Of Story!

Which kind yeye work of God is he doing there ? He is there to enjoy himself. Do you know the number of prostitutes that have been bleeped on that hotel? Do you know the level of immortality that goes on there even as he is there ? Is that a place to do the work of God ?

pocohantas:
1: Use juju and hook one man.

Don’t waste your time going to Shiloh or all these scam pentecostal churches. They will end up hooking you up with one boring evangelist that suffers premature ejaculatiôn.

It is better you use your hand and hook the one you like. But treat him well.

Nothing wrong in hooking husband. Even the bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence.

2. If you are open to polygamy, give it a shot.
As you get older in Nigeria, it gets harder to see a never-been-married man with noble intentions. So if you don’t mind polygamy, if you just want to have your kids by one man, find one polygamous man and have all your kids with him.

Why are guys getting triggered at the mention of juju? I thought we are all here to advise advanced spinsters on how to get husband. All angles must be covered abeg.

Baddest , oshey dear. No dull moment with you. Truth dey your mouth

Hope she didn't shift pants as usual. Her ex husband complained bitterly of how she was said to be a queen of quickie at Marvin records where almost all her male colleagues had quickies with her ,but no one care to listen then , but now that she had demonstrated her love for quickie on board a moving boat, and with the way she was moaning and mastubating herself, no one is in doubt if she is actually a queen of quickie as stated by those who know her very well .

DanielAlhassan:
sorry to ask how old are you

This mercy is in serious need of a man. It is obvious she is advertising her status so that a serious man would apply. If not that my business is not doing fine like before at the moment, I would have applied as I'm a widower who lost his wife to adultery. Adultery is a taboo in my village especially my family. Our own dey hot even after the death of the man. Unless something is done, the woman has no right to Bleep another man

Stephen2324:
How did you find out your partner was cheating?

She fell very sick and defied medical treatments till we visited a seer who told us everything before she confessed to it. I be pure Esan man.

Tingotoe:
Do you forget that a few days prior to that he told his followers at that same house that he was going to Abuja to bring back Buhari"s head? No country on earth will take lightly that kind of talk directed at the head of state. He should consider himself lucky he ran away that day cos he was to be killed on the spot

Kill on the spot for insulting a mere mortal! You guys are really babarians.

Those aboki DSS self. Is their lord not really an idiot ? Let Buhari come to court to deny that.

LordVoldermort:
That Nigeria is a Great country with a Bright future

That he does not intend to achieve Biafra

That he is being paid by Western powers and America to cause division in this country and hence make subduing Nigeria easier

That he never cared about Igbos all he cared about was Power, he wants to be a king...

There is a long list of sins though but Nigeria is a forgiving country

It is obvious you are one of those northern leeches who feed on us while we the hard working part of the contraption called Nigeria languis in poverty. In an unfavorable relationship, only the cheating partner want status que maintained. You have lazy and unproductive population which can't feed itself,instead of you to control it, you decided to turn the south to a conquered territory where all the wealth wouod be harvested for the sole benefits of the north. What an arrant nonsense. It is either you stop being parasites or Nigeria will truly divide. Nothing is great in a country where one side is productive while other part is parasitical. We are tired of your parasitism, we are tired.

TooNoisy:
One thing that is very clear is that the Yoruba are the most accommodating tribe in Nigeria; no one can deny that. However, what have we got in return - hate and envy especially from the Igbos. The Hausa/Fulani are suspicious of the Youruba but they do not hate the Yoruba. The are also accommodating to the Yorubas.

The Edo/Isekiri/Urhoro are siblings to the Yorubas even though they have their own identity. The Efik/Ibibio are somewhat indifferent to the Yoruba but that is fine. The Igbos outright hate the Yoruba and it is time Yorubas become very conscious of this hatred.

Everyday they are castigating Tinubu, Fayemi and Osinbajo; and other potential Yoruba presidential candidates. The other day they were calling Yoruba women undesirable and dirty. All of them were hating on Peter Okoye for marrying a “dirty Yoruba woman” - a woman who is more educated and exposed than anyone in their generation. They insult the same Lagos where they live - why don't they just go back to Onitsha and Aba.

They insult anything Yoruba- from Anthony Joshua, Wizkid, Tiwa and everything Yoruba. These insults are not unnoticed. Yoruba will not forget and will surely retaliate!

Which Yoruba ? Can thhis happen in Ekiti state without even much money ? Gedegbe le Eko wa

Hibiscus62:
Hi nairlanders, I need your help.

I started having cough seven days ago and I as well took some over the counter medications to sooth it (Erythromycin, Augmentin and a liquid one) . But it seems while I take the medications, the cough worsens especially at night. The cough is very dry and doesn't produce anything and it's mostly triggered by a funny sensation at the back of my throat.

I don't really experience any other symptom apart from loss of appetite.
I'm afraid of going to the hospital to avoid being kept in the isolation center for the suspicion/fear of covid.
Could this truly be Covid?
What should I do?

Mods, please my post needs a wide view.

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Halo22:
Nawaoooo....So this their power tussle still dey on. But for the king to Ayiri matter like this, that means they get long time beef. However, Ayiri gats to thread with caution to avoid being banished.

Only king can banish anyone, even a governor has no right to banish let alone a chief not up to a local government chairman. Under our Constitution, those Kabyesi are classified as chiefs

Oju4190:
banish him from where

He has no power to banish anyone as he is no king. No single king in Nigeria according to the constitution. What we have in Nigeria are chiefs No king in a republican country

murphyibiam15:
Imagine, no respect for the throne

Which kind yeye king ? By virtue of the 1974 edict,he is not qualified to be king. If the law says you must have primary school leaving certificate, has secondary school certificate and a bsc , anyone who has even a PhD without the primary school certificate is automatically disqualified. Let's see how the court interpretes that. Before you bsc is considered, your primary school certificate must be there. Before ifa chooses you, you must meet condition number 4. He is not even qualified to have his name submitted to ifa as he is maternally not qualified. He is just a stooge of some politicians like the Ooni of Ife.

Eject them out of your house and face death very soon. Useless son that married a useless woman. If na your wife mama enter that house, will you come here to be saying this trash. Your uselss wife told us your parents begged you to let them in but you refused. What else do u expect them to do ? To continue moving from one rented apartment to the other while thier son has a house uninhabited by anyone! Who does that ? Eject them from that house let people eject you from life on behalf of your parents.

franklingud:
I don't need your apologies.

I have two questions for you and answer it to yourself before insulting me.

Is the old man and woman going to live in that house forever?

The said couple live in the UK. Are they going to live in the property in Nigeria and UK at the same time?

don't mind the evil greedy woman. Try this one with my mama let her use JuJu send u out of my house the next day.

Solatpumpkim:
My parent are content and will never make such insensitive decision. If they do, I will personally eject them from the property; as they have no right to move into a property built by myself and my husband without our consent. “Like seriously, who does that”
If they truly love and respect our marriage they won’t do such; as things like this could break home. If I single handedly build a house then it will be a different ballgame.

See, there is nothing you can do about this. After all, the man was already building the house before knowing you. Ask your husband or whatever you called him to give you back your contribution in the house and if u can't cope with that , divorce him . You are bad wife .