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RomanceRe: Secret Tips – 14 Ways To Keep Your Man Begging For More Of You by pharuk: 2:59pm On Oct 12, 2012
Hmm.. Not i sure as a guy i will need all 14 steps.

One good B*l~w J*b will keep me begging for more
BusinessRe: I Need N1m With 20% Interest by pharuk: 2:55pm On Oct 12, 2012
then go to the bank..
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 2:39pm On Oct 12, 2012
dustydee: hi, please can I carry peak milk? I saw on the ukba site that dairy products are prohibited. please help. My point of entry is Heathrow. Thanks
Serious! ! ! out of everything you think u might need, its peak milk?? all i remember is kanu`s advert some years back.

Pls, u can get peak milk in every town,
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Attended P.diddy’s New Party Wearing A See Through Lace Dress by pharuk: 12:50pm On Oct 12, 2012
So where is d dress?

the aim of the post is defeated
GamingRe: Add Me Lets Dig It On Fifa 13 by pharuk: 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2012
Hmm.. looks like no one is playing you..

still comforatble with fifa 12,
Fifa 13 takes time to load and is always updating, will chill till they get an update that stops it from checking the internet every min
GamingRe: Official NL FIFA 13 Thread by pharuk: 4:00pm On Oct 03, 2012
Can’t really understand...
If only you know the time, effort and creativity that goes into developing a game, you will think twice before you jailbreak and rub developers from their creativity.
Imagine if u are the one that finally gets the cure to aids, next day your family or friend sell your formula to rival companies that makes billions and you are still stuck in miserable poverty.
Ever wonder why Apple and Samsung are constantly in battle over patent infringement.

I love the game and I support it by buying it
get2abbey: Bros why u dey fail my hand now....i say google PSN HACK or beta still Fuckpsn and get educated

Sony ban my a$$$..... grin grin grin
Music/RadioYour Thoughts About PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) Most Watched, Liked & Disliked by pharuk(op): 11:18am On Oct 03, 2012
Cant understand a word of his song, but everyone is doing the dance at work NOW

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/30/gangnam-style-psy-uk-chart?newsfeed=true

Rapper Psy became the first South Korean musician to reach No 1 in the UK. Gangnam Style broke into the top 40 two weeks ago at No 37, a month after its release, and made it to No 3 last week.

The video with the single has had more than 253m views in two months and became the most "liked" video on YouTube.

Psy, an established star in South Korea with six albums, taught Britney Spears his dance moves on the US TV show Ellen month.

Last week's No 1, Hall of Fame, by Irish band The Script, featuring rapper Will.i.am, dropped to No 2; US rapper Flo Rida is at No 3 with I Cry.

Meanwhile, the folk four-piece Mumford & Sons shot straight to the top of the album chart with Babel. It follows their 2009 award-winning debut, Sigh No More, which has re-charted at No 10. US rockers Green Day are at two with Uno; Pink holds the third spot with The Truth About Love



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=watch_response_rev


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=watch_response_rev
GamingRe: Official NL FIFA 13 Thread by pharuk: 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2012
To those who jailbreak..
U know u cant play online, the only reason I enjoy fifa is playing with my friends in diff part of the world?

Am a developer and always support people`s work
GamingRe: Official NL FIFA 13 Thread by pharuk: 2:31pm On Oct 02, 2012
Had it since friday..

First thing i had to do is reduce the brightness, when connected to the internet, it kept loading and loading, and I`ve got fibre speed internet.

Secondly, u can’t use your created player to play with friends online and for some reasons it take the default online formation, which i don’t want.

After spending one hour on virtual tour to make the player looks like me (which is pretty cool) i can’t even show him off.

Might take my time
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: T0pless Heidi Klum (Seal's wife) Receiving Massage from Bodyguard by pharuk: 10:19am On Sep 21, 2012
when i clicked on this topic, i dint expect to click on another link to show me the pictures (which I cant still find)

Becareful and stop messing with my friday
RomanceRe: Dating A Married Man by pharuk: 10:17am On Sep 21, 2012
prosper86: I have been dating a married man for almost 2 years now,initially I didn't know he was married,he just told me he has kids,until I asked the younger brother who told me and showed me the marriage picture,so I confronted him and he told me truth and the challenges he is facing with his marriage,and he is still with the wife because of the children.
He has all the qualities I want in a husband and supports me morally,academically and financially.I know aLl his family members and his grandmum,and he knows my siblings also.
I am a working class lady , and I have tried all I could to end the relationship but it is diffilcult.Please I need your advice ,what can I do?what steps can I take to end the relationship?I want advice not abuses pls.
Very easy..
End the rlt, all this qualities you have listed are the hard work his wife has put in to make him the man you admire,

not picking on u darling but most women always want the finished product,

now u know he is married, do the right thing
IslamRe: 5 Examples Of Outstanding Muslim Tolerance by pharuk: 4:11pm On Sep 20, 2012
Can guarantee you that the moderator will have to work very hard to keep hidding some post, some people will take advantage of this post and spread hatred.

OP..
good post, but it will take more than magic to potray muslim in the best of light.

similar to potraying naija as not been corrupt..

Just a handful of people wrecking everything

sadly minority makes d loudest noise
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Having His Portrait Taken (Picture) by pharuk: 3:37pm On Sep 20, 2012
why oh lord why, this is 15 seconds wasted in reading and posting.. I can never get my time back for such a rubbish post and moderator to put this Junk in front page
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wealthy Nigerians Spend $6.5bn On 130 Private Jets. by pharuk: 3:34pm On Sep 20, 2012
only if someone could give a summary in one paragraph.

Lord teach me how to read long artcles
CelebritiesRe: New Picture Of Jim Iyke With No Shirt On by pharuk: 11:30am On Sep 20, 2012
:oI knew I was going to regret afte clicking..
CrimeRe: Suspicious Deaths At A Chinese Company In Lagos by pharuk: 9:05am On Sep 19, 2012
kagel: what do u mean by u have kids? what does kids got to do with this.
mtcheeeeeeew!!
There are underaged kids that log into nairaland, there are other topics that attract diff categories of age bracket (thats why the site is popular)

Having this on the front page will be what they see
FamilyRe: My Pastor Doesn't Want Me To Marry My Fiance by pharuk: 4:34pm On Sep 18, 2012
OP,

Read your bible, God will always show you your future, the days of using a prophet to warn the people are all left in the old testament, when Jesus died, the bible said the curtain was torn in 2.

U have direct access to your God, a pastor is a guide who can oversee you and teach you how to listen to the voice of God..

Tired of new generation pastors saying crap based on their feelings and preconception.

Had a someone who prophesied into my life some years back that i will be a failure, he then suggested my parents open a shop for me to sell provision or some bloody crap.
10 years later, I’ve got a masters in one of the top uni`s in the world, working in a fortune 50 company and happily married.
In summary,
Whose report will you believe?
CrimeRe: Suspicious Deaths At A Chinese Company In Lagos by pharuk: 2:31pm On Sep 18, 2012
[size=16pt]Too Sensitive to be in Front page, we have kids....

Abeg remove from front page and hide it somewhere[/size]
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 11:32am On Sep 18, 2012
ikcbn: First, I must praise d name of The Almighty God who made it possible and a very big tank u 2 everyone on this thread who has in one way or the oda contributed and guided all tru d visa app process. To crown it all, i write 2 inform u all dat i jst pick up my entry clearance and would definitely b heading 2 sheffield by weekend via manchester frm Lagos....08037951518 hook me up if u intend flying by weekend.
Once again I want 2 same tank u 2 all and it was a pleasure chatting wit u all.....see u guyz on d other side
**cheers**
Congrats bro.
The steel city awaits you
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 9:53am On Sep 11, 2012
ikcbn: Plz was machester Your final destination? I would b entering UK via machester airport too bt wd still need 2 get 2 sheffield cos that's my final destination bt i don't really knw hw 2 navigate frm d̶̲̥̅̊ airport 4 nw so advise would b heavily appreciated esp d̶̲̥̅̊ best economical way 2 do this.
From Manchester you can get train to sheffield almost every 45mins, or if u want to save money - take a coach (National express) the train and coach station is side by side and depending on which, if you are going to sheffield Hallam university, its about 5 mins walk.

There will be student representatives to take it from there
CultureRe: Best Wedding Pics, (urhobo Guy Vs Caribbean Model) by pharuk: 10:34am On Sep 07, 2012
Amazing pictures..

This should be in front page instead of the junk we see daily
TravelRe: Guide To Spot A Nigerian Student In The UK by pharuk(op): 11:33am On Sep 06, 2012
Sapele_Don: Pharuk lol.

Funny guy. Could not stop laughing after reading your post. Desperate for oyinbo?lol lol.

When I was schooling in London,it was like a unwritten rule and we really never mixed with each other.

Indians dey one corner,chinese dey another,Nepalese dey,Oyinbo dey their own and even inside the Oyinbo them get clique(Eastern Europeans dey one side and the British/ Irish/scottish
dey one side)and we Nigerians dey our side. Every Nigerian claims to be Prince from somewhere,sotay one Chinese guy ask me say whether ordinary people dey Naija since everybody papa na king and all of us na princes and princess.

Don't know about now but almost 11 years ago girls scarce for London. Then na for London you go see boys with Kongi dey fight for GURUGU(girl wey no get leg). The only Africa club then for Old Kent na 20 boys to one girl for dance. Woe betide you if u carry ur babe go. Oyinbo come with her BF like 30 guys go round am up for dance.lol.

Yeah,London.

Nearly the same thing the last time I visited in 08 except plenty female international students dey town.

@op your observation abi na talk sef brings back fond memories of London.
Bro is just observation... when u watch one set go and come u will begin to see a pattern
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 11:30am On Sep 06, 2012
justwise: It apply to every part of the UK, bills included rent makes money for landlords in summer and they can regulate the gas meter in winter as well in a way that student will not waste the gas.
Again, this does not apply everywhere, not all landlord with victorian building houses do bills inclusive, am tempted to say 90% but am so sure its no longer in fashion. IN SHEFFIELD

student hike up bills in winter and move out in summer leaving there bond to school accomodation which is stupidily cheap because they dont want empty rooms. . Landlords are left worse off..

am done with this.. all the best for bills inclusive victorian houses in sheffield.
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 10:45am On Sep 06, 2012
justwise: Many private accommodations are bills included and you can leave your heater on for ages if you want.
True, not sure if that applies in sheffield, I have lived there for more than 4 yrs now

there is also a distinction between renting an apartment and a normal house (victorian building)
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 10:38am On Sep 06, 2012
ikcbn: plz guyz,
which area wud b best 4 accomodation 4 sum1 attending The university of sheefield n wud b @ a walkable distance?
Sheffield uni and sheffield hallam are in the same house.

For best advice i will suggest you take a temporal accomodation arranged by the universtity, I think u pay daily.

then u can view houses when you arrive, you can also make friends and pair up.

So as soon as you reach sheffield train station, look out for people, there are normally many people from churches, school union etc that will help u to your destination.

make friend and start collecting numbers.

meanwhile google these 2 for accomodation:

http://www.gumtree.com/search?q=&search_location=Sheffield&category=flats-and-houses-for-rent&property_type=&seller_type=&min_beds=&max_beds=&min_price=&max_price=

and

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=90
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 10:28am On Sep 06, 2012
jantil: Pls I nid info on wht I shuld be expecting @ Point of Entry into Uk such as likely questions, n required documents.
welcome message from the queen, then show you the tax office, u misbehave they show you return flight
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 10:27am On Sep 06, 2012
FutureDon: Oh ok bro, I was only going to ask about how easy it is to secure a good accommodation around Collegiate Campus.
There are 2 ways to get accommodation and pretty sure it applies to any uni in UK
1. School accommodation:
Pros
• you are guaranteed a place when you come, some uni arrange a pick up bus from the train/airport
• you can make friends a lot quicker
• normally close to uni so u save on transport
• As a novice it could be a good idea to settle in the town and make more uni friends
• Normally bills included, so u can leave your heating on all day
Cons
• Too Expensive (normally 3-6 month advance)
• Possibility that the size of the room is the same as your toilet in naija (too small)
• Very noisy, loud and if u are not that inclined, u may struggle
• Normally shared kitchen, believe me,, some people are animals
• There is a possibility of having a gothic neighbour that plays loud indi/electro/gothic squeamish music
• On a rare occasion, got friends who were shunned because they were black

2. Private Accommodation
Pros
• Normally cheap
• You can pair up with fellow naija or friends to rent a house
• More privacy to yourself
• You can have house party as you like
• You can have friends come over and sleep (depending on your house mates)
• You kind of get responsible when u know u are paying for your bills
• You get a bigger room
• Normally monthly payment so enough money in your pocket
• Most have free parking or street parking
Cons
• You will be gutted when u see your friends that have bills inclusive and use electricity to the maximum
• Rooms are normally cold during winter, they don’t seem to be properly insulated or have double glazing
• Shared bill could be annoying, if you have someone that constantly uses more gas and electricity than you
TravelRe: Guide To Spot A Nigerian Student In The UK by pharuk(op): 9:44am On Sep 05, 2012
shemy: So how do we avoid these? Make we no buy Primark? We no go cut coat according to our pocket?
Am not saying u shld not buy from primark, the post is about spotting Nigerians..
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 6:26pm On Sep 04, 2012
Yeah, I did go to Sheffield Hallam in 2008.
Great school and beautiful town.
Been there ever since till 2 months ago
TravelRe: Those Going To The Uk For Studies Sept.2012/2013 Session by pharuk: 4:49pm On Sep 03, 2012
Pleased to see lots of sheffield Hallam University.

I can guarantee you the best experience, lots of Nigerians so u will never feel alone,

Look out for RCCG church called victory assembly on 99 John st opp sheffield staduim

Surprised i`ve not seen any Nottingham University or Trent!!

All the best
TravelGuide To Spot A Nigerian Student In The UK by pharuk(op): 4:43pm On Sep 03, 2012
For you all coming to UK this Month for studies, here is a guide to spot Nigerians

I might miss some so feel free to add.

1. Bag pack firmly at the back
2. Primark sweater/Coat and many inner shirts..
3. Black gloves and Long John
4. Most* will never start a conversation with whites but rather be on their own (as soon as u introduce yourself as a Nigerian... the questions never ends and u are automatically their best friend)
5. Desperate to go to a black club and wear blazer jacket and black glasses
6. Will always pull an accent in the first instance to anybody or anything
7. Show off international friends and talk about them to fellow Nigerians
8. Always take the piss on Chinese and Indians
9. After the first week, 80% will always say I can do any work and have applied for NI already
10. Wear suit on the first school presentation
11. Always want to take the lead in any group work
12. Must fall victim of PLAGARISM.
13. Desperate to date oyibo

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