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What is it with people and long stories.

Thank God for paragraph, all i had to do is read each line from a paragaraph and its still too long

<<<<Research has proved that young unemployed couples get married for the following reasons>>>
1. Christian couples are desperate to finally have s£x
2. They believe when they marry, God will provide
3. Family will help out (which is not always the case)
4. We are in love, we can’t wait before God leads us to someone else
5. If i marry, i will be matured and open doors will begin



Disclaimer...
The results from this research is in no way a conclusive evidence that idiots who get married when they have no source of income always survive the first 5 years of marriage

<<Research conducted with 1500 single mothers showed the following consistent results>>>>

1. Single mothers mostly talk about their kids, Men like attention, so competing with her child is a lost battle.

2. Single Mothers work hard to make sure they dont depend on anyone, guys feel intimidated when they have nothing to offer and generalise there is nothing in the rlt apart from S£x on DeMand

3. Lastly, some single mothers appear to be desperate because they want a man in the house so the kid(s) could look up to. So they put up with a lot of rubbish







Disclaimer.
The results of this research cannot be used as conclusive evidence on the habits of single women as we know WOMEN ARE SIMPLY UNPREDICTABLE

been preparing myself for it, got a trick that most men passed to me..

First, make sure you are there, if not,,, the story will never end

Second, stand by the side of the bed, obviously you cant see what going on under the sheet and your wife will be in too mjuch pain to look up to see your facial expression.

Thats my trick

Couldnt read past the second line...

Post too LONG, c`mon people

@OP
Speaking for myself, a Lastmin.com kind of person, give me assignment to be submitted in 2 months, i wont look at it till 24hrs to submission. (and still Ace it)

One notable things in Nigerian universities is that we read to pass, not to retain..

All the bloody literature, fine art, islamic banking and history i learnt years ago has been of zero value in my life

Fascinating stories.
Mine was in London. Noticed this guy with crutches and bandage all over his leg, rushing towards me while i was going to church, he said he had an accident not quite long and has to go and pay for some drugs that cost some £££ amount, i took pity on him, plus d fact its Sunday, and had a girl by my side, i did what all men in that situation will do..
Later realised that unemployed citizens get there drugs for free
2 Sundays later, saw the same bastard, with the same story, but this time there was no girl and my eye dey chook already, i felt like a fool but took pity on his foolishness for not remembering me.

2nd guy was in McDonalds, he said he was starving and this looks like his last meal, all he need is £2, i opened my wallet and gave him £2, he saw £5 note and said i should give him that, so i collected the £2 back and told him to jug on..

@OP

Sleep normally kicks in when 20 mins after the pastor starts preaching, I don’t blame you/me for the following reasons.

1. Research has proved the attention span of an average human to continuously listed is 20 mins (shorter for men)

2. Some preachers are just boring really, even though they are called, they forget to do some research on how to engage the public, when speaking to a congregation, you should have punch lines to ginger (jokes, facts, expression etc)

3. Some services are long, so we try to have heavy breakfast in anticipation that you won’t be hungry.. But when you are filled up, the brain automatically send more help to digest your food so you feel sluggish.

4, We mostly have carbohydrates for breakfast (come to think about it, what else apart from fibre can you have)

In summary, I play angry birds, fifa 13, fruit ninja.. that keeps my brain warm..

Looks more like the Groom`s Man, I cant imagine a couple taking pictures like they were strangers

Senseless post...
amazing that anything that has to do with Tonto makes front page, makes me wonder if she is not self-promoting

Surprised you guys are talking abt the dribbling.

In my opinion, its the same with fifa 12, one of the coolest features for me is the 3 man free kick, faking and commentary.

there sre some sick moves on youtube, at times its embarassing to watch them but omo... FIFA 13 for life.

Still waiting for the add.

Play Station Network name >>>>> malcolmeter <<<<<
add me

lalaboi: done. . Holla when u wan jegba

Boiz.. Dont leave me out.
PSN malcolmeter

Awaiting a real challenge

Same question needs to be asked abt all countries that seems to be in debt??
98% of countries are in debt?? to whom?? and why dont we just shot the bastard and get it all over with

he`s got 30 free days before he expire`s

Plenty:
Take your Pick

1: Been looking at one girl in my church for a very long time, finally i decided to give her a lift and she said her boyfriend was taking her, looked behind me and the bastard`s had a convertable

2. Went for an interview, couldnt get a parking space and it was time for my interview to start, decided to park on a disabled spot, during my interview, security called me out to repack, came back in and that was the end of the interview

3. Sneezed and catarrh came out & lodged on a cheeks boobs.

4. Farted in an elevator since it was only me, next level up, the whole of my team came in, and the idiots dint hide it.

5. A babe invited me to her house when she thought the coast was clear, next thing her parents came in, of the entire place to hide, i choose to hide in their room


6. Bought Fuel and my card suddently got blocked

7. Am even embarrassed to write this

I do this already to my wife and she arent pregnant,

<<<She doesnt have to be preganant for me to catch a grenade for her>>>

Dont blame men>>>> Research has proved "talking about marriage with a woman improves your chances of sex, relationship, better gist and who knows ,,, eventually MARRIAGE"

Dont understand..
The venue is not convincing itself, looks like it was held under a canopy

Dead boring for a friday... Cant understand the rationale behind the post or Mod who put this on front page

Quite surprised how people are very ready to help (in a good way) dropping numbers and BB pins.

Soon you will be wondering why yahoo guys are calling you or trying to scam you.
there are many softwares that rip out phone numbers and email, please use private message to send your details.

Be wise

Thank you for this post.

Got married last year to the love of my life. Few things i hatred.

1. wife cam in late (even though its a normal practise) too late is very annoying, chior had sang all the songs, finished all the hymns and wife never come

2. over priced bloody MC came late and had the worst joke ever.

3. we thought we could plan it ourself, EPIC FAIL!!! get a wedding planner

4. My guys forgot to plan an after party, weddind ended by 10pm and people were looking for a place to go.

5. hired a church videographer missed most of the important shots and stopped the video to chase a babe.

6. hired a bouncy castle that no kid used.

7. custom made wedding clothes that my groom men and myself cant wear again.

o boy, infact, brothers and sisters, i fully support the simpliest wedding, tried to impress people and figured out the hard way that people can never be impressed no matter what.

Wish you God`s protection in that town.

Served there in 2007 and got robbed 3 times in one week, the robbers know when u get payed, they even attacked the NCCF house

Thats about 5 years ago, hopefully things would have changed

Although i met my best friends in the camp and most people i know met their partners there

NOW THAT WE HAVE ESTABLISHED ITS FAKE, CAN WE TAKE IT OFF FROM Front PAGE.

How about doing 1, 2, then 3?

lynxnoon: i beg to differ ob the bolded above

Good to know, but i have done it loads of time, i have downgraded after upgrading to IOS 4, also downgraded from IOS 5.1 when the jailbreak was not out then.

so Sir, I differ with your Differ

Got married a year ago.
Form a guys perspective, I dint like the build up, every bloody thing cost money, had diff family and friends who promised support but ended up looking for ways to milk me.
Got married abroad, my partner was from another culture entirely, so had to please them as well as please my family. Had to borrow sef.
In all, is it worth it? A MIGHTY YES. I love the experience, waking up in the morning to the queen of my life by my side, and truly I can see how God has blessed me in excess just because i met the right person.

tolugar: pls how can i add a ringtune to my iphone?

First, you have to spell it well.

Secondly, youtube it..

UD-ZUBY:
like am gettin it a bit!.... Dis iTunes stuff is jst lyk a PC SUIT, ryt? Am suppose to av it on my PC 4 sync of datas, r my correct? Tumababa, whr u dey na?

You`ve answered your question, I dont understand what you after? perhaps Tumababa can answer you.!!!

Itunes is the official way of synching your music, video podcast and most importantly backup, restore, update (Literally, its the holy grail)

Will explain again.

1. downwload the latest version of itunes http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/

2. Connect your phone to your Windows/Mac

3. Itunes should automatically detect your iphone and prompt you to update to the latest firmware, if not select your device from the left.

4. While your phone is selected, click update.

5. IO6 will automatically download and update

6. your Iphone will be backed up before the install so dont worry and its 100% reversable (if thats how you spell it)

If you still cant understand that, GET A 3310

UD-ZUBY:
cant find any wifi network around here. but cant i use the normal gprs on the phone to do the stuff...

Not sure u can use GPRS to update.. IOS 6 is abt 1GB.

best to connect your iphone to your laptop, open itunes and click update.

Then IOS 6 will be downloaded on your computer, am pretty sure after downloading it will automatically install.

If you have a jailbroken device, you will loose it by the way

Ebuks: pls gurus, help me out. dis iphone displays csreen i uploaded above have been my trouble after i tried to restore my phone from an apple logo dat got on the scrrenn...after much efforts.....the screen then turns those scrrenshots displayed above. am confused and dont know what to do next...

If you have used the phone before.

Connect to itunes.

Select your device.

Hold Ctrl and click on restore.

You will see previous back ups, select an older one and restore.

Make sure your laptop has enough battery power to last all through.

Hope you understand

^^ it means u have to connect your Iphone to itunes for possibly these reasons:

1. Register your device for the first time
2. Restore or update your phone
3. Could also mean its Locked
4. Unregistered/Unrecognised sim