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Nice ![]() |
Not necessary if you trust your partner. |
Nay! We have some cool girls here. But they can be really nasty atimes. ![]() |
What Is So Special About Virginity? Absolutely nothing! |
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^^ That babe is not joking o. |
Btw, you need to see a Shrink. Soonest! ![]() |
No! ![]() |
What help do you need exactly? ![]() Is it help to sexually brutalise more? ![]() |
**sighs** |
It is simple. My babe drives and the MD sits in the front with her. And i will take the backseat. No bigey. ![]() |
For what nao? No! ![]() |
Photoshopped! ![]() |
Children should be limited. Two max! ![]() |
Why do you want to change your id? ![]() |
Was this not as apparent as daylight? ![]() Major destinations on the web for Nigerians ===>>> Nairaland and Facebook! |
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Worst thread derailers ===>>> mr Cork, 190 and Dsense. ![]() |
A man went to church for the first time, so he reluctantly followed the service because he never believed that God existed, so after offering the church urshers brought up the box of offering to the alter, and the pastor ordered every body to close their eyes, and as he was praying he was busy picking money from the offering box and emptying it in his pocket, so he discovered that man who came for the first time was watchinghim. So the pastor concluded his prayer by saying "Blessed are those that see but do not speak". So the man replied "For they shall have their share" |
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend , 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked |
Nothing is wrong with kiss your sweetheart in public. ![]() |
So sad! May his soul rest in peace. ![]() |
![]() Unto xmas levels and abundance of customers. |
Nice educative thread. ![]() |
Stick with your gal, she seems to have sense. ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=562241.msg7278041#msg7278041 date=1291590804]In the Scrabble Stack, you can't use points already given punk! You better go freshen up on your shopping there are different kind of Scrabble games now, not that 1932 game you found at the garage sale! The quality of a husband is what he has between his legs![/quote] Which kind of antiquated scrabble rules are you using? ![]() How many letters did you play out of the xylophone? @topic, a good husband should have a fat bank account. ![]() |
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