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RomanceRe: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Phate07(m): 12:36am On Dec 08, 2010

Nice
cool
RomanceRe: Will You Sign A Prenuptial Aggrement Before Marriage?men See Reasons Here. by Phate07(m): 12:15am On Dec 08, 2010

Not necessary if you trust your partner.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Babes by Phate07(m): 12:13am On Dec 08, 2010

Nay! We have some cool girls here. But they can be really nasty atimes. cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is So Special About Virginity? by Phate07(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2010

What Is So Special About Virginity?

Absolutely nothing! angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nland Cult:"so Called Founding Fathers Who Run Rackets In Nairaland. . .e.g Odia by Phate07(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2010
cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Babes by Phate07(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2010

^^ cheesy cheesy
That babe is not joking o.
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by Phate07(m): 11:21pm On Dec 07, 2010

Btw, you need to see a Shrink. Soonest! angry
RomanceRe: Will You Die For The One You Love? by Phate07(m): 11:12pm On Dec 07, 2010

No! angry
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by Phate07(m): 10:53pm On Dec 07, 2010

What help do you need exactly? angry

Is it help to sexually brutalise more? undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Babes by Phate07(m): 10:53pm On Dec 07, 2010

**sighs**
RomanceRe: Between Ur Md And Your Babe by Phate07(m): 10:40pm On Dec 07, 2010

It is simple.

My babe drives and the MD sits in the front with her.

And i will take the backseat. No bigey. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Would You Add Your Dad On Facebook? by Phate07(m): 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2010

For what nao? No! angry
RomanceRe: Omg! Is This Hips Artificial? by Phate07(m): 6:31pm On Dec 07, 2010

Photoshopped! angry
RomanceRe: Limits And Relationships by Phate07(m): 5:31pm On Dec 07, 2010

Children should be limited. Two max! tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want To Change My User Name On Nairaland by Phate07(m): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2010

Why do you want to change your id? angry
WebmastersRe: Most Visited Websites In Nigeria, November 2010 by Phate07(m): 1:29pm On Dec 07, 2010

Was this not as apparent as daylight? undecided

Major destinations on the web for Nigerians ===>>> Nairaland and Facebook!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Annoying Nairalander And An Advise To Him Or Her by Phate07(m): 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2010
shocked cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mr Cork is Nairaland Best Post Derailer by Phate07(m): 11:21am On Dec 07, 2010

Worst thread derailers ===>>> mr Cork, 190 and Dsense. angry
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 9:15pm On Dec 06, 2010

A man went to church for the first time, so he reluctantly followed the service because he never believed that God existed, so after offering the church urshers brought up the
box of offering to the alter, and the pastor ordered every body to close their eyes, and as he was praying he was busy picking money from the offering box and
emptying it in his pocket, so he discovered that man who came for the first time was watchinghim.

So the pastor concluded his prayer by saying "Blessed are
those that see but do not speak". So the man replied "For they shall
have their share"
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2010

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a
woman happy. A man only
needs to be:
1. a friend
,
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments
regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention,
but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space,
never worrying about where
she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
.
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
RomanceRe: Kiss Me If U Can! Vote by Phate07(m): 7:07pm On Dec 06, 2010

Nothing is wrong with kiss your sweetheart in public. angry
RomanceRe: Show Some Love . . . by Phate07(m): 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2010

So sad! May his soul rest in peace.
embarassed undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Ashawo Business Dey Move Oooooo by Phate07(m): 5:54pm On Dec 06, 2010

grin grin grin
Unto xmas levels and abundance of customers.
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This? by Phate07(m): 12:37am On Dec 06, 2010

Nice educative thread. cool
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Calls Me Other Girls (is She Real?) by Phate07(m): 12:20am On Dec 06, 2010

Stick with your gal, she seems to have sense. wink
RomanceRe: Qualities of good husband & wife by Phate07(m): 12:19am On Dec 06, 2010
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=562241.msg7278041#msg7278041 date=1291590804]In the Scrabble Stack, you can't use points already given punk!  angry

You better go freshen up on your shopping there are different kind of Scrabble games now, not that 1932 game you found at the garage sale!

The quality of a husband is what he has between his legs![/quote]
Which kind of antiquated scrabble rules are you using? angry

How many letters did you play out of the xylophone?

@topic, a good husband should have a fat bank account. tongue

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