₦airaland Forum

Agronomix:
Wow. Chelsea is everywhere. This is 2-5 years term planning. Nice work Boehly

na loan deal

lukency:
These people are funny ooh! Are you suppose to have sex when fasting? Hmmmm

why not....is scripture against it

MadeINchenzen2:

connection

In love making, your souls connect. While having sex doesn't care about the emotional state of your partner, you just want to do the do to your satisfaction

maiiilooo:
I'm just curious, so I decided to throw this question to the house.
Some people are fortunate to be employed or were employed in a job where they had no experience. Maybe as a fresh graduate or probably you lied about having the skills or experience.
So how did you cope during your first days at work ?
Tells your story please, I'm just curious to know.

YouTube n friends that are good on the job to the rescue.

It's the same way you contract school assignment out to machineries while learning about a particular course.

PerfectStranger:
But I got no one there, do you expect me to live under the bridge?

You know how much it takes to rent an apartment as a fresher in Lagos. Bro if you were in my shoes, what would you have done?

Yet another silly excuse
You don't have church members, ex colleagues, your relatives (distant or otherwise), online friends etc.

Do you think every Nigerian that travels abroad got someone there? Nothing happens unless you move away from your comfort zone.

The fact that you are getting offers in Lagos is a sign to tell you that your relocation is long overdue.

ahnie:
I bought the catfish at the rate of #2800 this morning and I used it to prepare white rice n peppersoup.
Pls the essence of this thread is not to show off,it's just for the fun of it.

Many thanks.

That's damn expensive

PerfectStranger:
That LinkedIn is mostly for people residing around Lagos. We wey Dey different state nkor?

All the interview invites I got was Lagos Lagos Lagos, no single one from my state or nearby and I couldn’t meet up due to accommodation.Life is just scr*wed.

You better move. If your forefathers moved to Lagos decades ago from their villages when naija was good, i don't know the excuse you have now.

You're at a disadvantage if you're not in Lagos

Dogshow:
Gone are the days where HRs or Recruiters employ jobseekers based on their skills, expertise and competencies. We are in an era whereby most Nigerian jobs are based on recommendations, referrals, amongst others.

Mine was even before I graduated from school that I've been rolling out multiple CVs due to the fear of the unknown, and not a single feedback up until now. I really do not know maybe there's something I'm just not doing right or is a Nigeria factor happening to everybody.

I would like fellow nairalanders to share their experiences.

Who CV help
Linkedlnd all the way

The5DME:
It seems lots of folks in Nigeria are getting married for the wrong reasons, hence the plethora of negative complaints about marriage on frontpage. So I ask again, what are the reasons a man/woman of age should get married?

companionship.
Loneliness kills

New Chelsea coach ...... that's the only coach related news that I want to here

Akwaokukuo:
Hey guys, this question goes to the men in this thread who are married to medical doctors, especially those working in the UK or any other western country.
What are your experiences?
Judging from the busy schedule of medical doctors, how do you guys take care of the children?
What are the biggest challanges you face in your marriage?

I am currently dating a medical student and plan to send her abroad immediately after her studies.
I would appreciate hearing from those with the experience or those whose relatives are married to medical doctors and both of them live in any western country.
Thank you.

If you have been assisting with chores here, you won't have problem assisting her over there irrespective of her profession.

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/kwara-assembly-majority-leader-magaji-is-dead/

The illness no get name?
Naija mentality

pretydiva:
I just hope and pray the guy is not using her

Before dem use me I go use my sense, my sense

oluwaseyi0:
the touch not my anointed crew will soon arrive to defend him

And judge not crew

funkmrflexx:
There's a lady in my street that's always talking about how her husband is always buying her new hair and new things (I actually think she wants to make my wife jealous) so yesterday both of them were gisting and my wife got an sms alert (from mtn), she saw the text and said "wow baby u sent me money, thanks so much" the lady was like "God when, see love"

I remembered she always tries to intimidate my wife with her story of her husband buying this and that, a lot of women will probably tell her she's lucky and wish it was them but not my wife

Send money to her no matter how small

2. Your wife shouldn't be associating with such woman, sooner or later, she LL corrupt her. Tell her to minimize famzy with her

naptu2:
Highlights from Bendel Insurance channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ArAQkecrw




https://www.completesports.com/npfl-bendel-insurance-stun-akwa-united-2-0-in-opener/

Highlights from Akwa United channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elCC8l3_iVM

New season in January....I doubt if it will end in August

Mercisharelove:
And shame to APC forever and ever more

You think it's about APC.... other parties ain't saint

Bayonet40:
Good evening nairalanders.
Why do Nigerians believe that you must have to cut your baby's hair (especially male babies) immediately they reach 1 year?
Is there any theory here?
People have been suggesting that I cut my boy's hair when he reaches 1 year which is some days from now, he has much hair which I plan to maintain and keep in a good shape.

Kids susceptible to lice at that age. Except you can do 24/7 monitoring, it's advisable that you cut it

owobokiri:
Dokpesi has been swimming in corruption for years. They have set him up with their helpers in London.

He was born in a corrupt way

metaluterus:


I hope Obi is serious and not taking Nigerians for ride just like Buhari denied his campaign promise

Making promises that they cannot fulfill...,yinmu

Till 2050, naija n generator will continue to be 5&6

fuckingAyaya:
queen of Sheba is also different

Seek knowledge

In ancient times, Yemen was the home of the Sabaeans, a trading state that included parts of modern-day Ethiopia and Eritrea. Later in 275 AD, the Himyarite Kingdom was influenced by Judaism.

nickxtra:
See aht this guy wrote on Twitters-
He said each time he gives good doses of intimacy to his wife, she becomes so gentle, calm and adores him and her usual aggressive disposition to him most times gives way to smiling nature in even the face of provocation.

Is intimacy a medicine to troubleshoot a nagging or trouble some woman?

Not all the time

stevesawo:
Good day guys, please between Node js and PHP, which one has a better prospect for employment in Nigeria. Thanks

PHP

Rechargeam247:
Scenario:

You have a good marriage, you pamper and take care of your wife, family and responsibilities.

On this particular day, your wife wanted to travel for an event, you asked her not to go for this particular event, kindly note, she is very social and travels a lot, you allow her, give her the freedom she needs.

Now, she ignored you and travelled, what can you do to express your displeasure, get her to apologise and avoid a repetition of such?

Creative solutions asides sex or money should be proferred

Married men and women only*

To the women, if you were the woman in this scenario, what can your husband do to get you to apologise and make you not repeat such?

Give her monosyllabic answers

mohd001:
As cost of food items have now significantly increased over the recent time, even , what pain me pass is that price of garri paint rubber now is almost #700 in some areas, same garri that is 100% locally made o.


let us share how do we control our eating habbit in the face of this effect.

As for me, I eat 2 times in a day, morning and evening . mostly, I drink garri as a support .


May God let this new year be better than 2022

reduced qty
Still 3 times a day

fuckingAyaya:
yeye country that was mentioned in the bible, these people are descendants of king Solomon dynasty, the real ark of God given to Moses is still in Ethiopia till tomorrow which can never be reviewed.

The Ethiopia mentioned in the Bible is different from the current Ethiopia

saintjimos:
My take is that they're many fake in circulation

When dealing with the new note , the security features should be checked

The post is about the original behaving like fake

OP should stop using two superlatives together. No such thing as "most nicest"

Omooba77:
Many people believe, prophecies should be toyed with, nay. These are some things you must know;

1. It is meant to be for the future, when Isaiah foretold the birth of Jesus, many who heard it that who have called Isaiah a fake prophet, because Jesus was born in his time.

2. God doesn't joke with his words, nothing will fail of his pronouncements, Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

3. When God gives, prophecies, men must fulfilled their part, God said Israel must stay in foreign land for 400 years, Genesis 15:13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years; but ended up spending extra 30 years and even wasted 40 years in the wilderness.

So brethren, I beseech you; Don't joke with prophecies.

Happy New Year 2023.

Fake prophecies everywhere. Woe unto them who speaks when God has not spoken

CodeTemplar:
With the brain drain in medical science, I cannot fault the decision to start offering Medicine programmes.
The FG has clearly failed to respond to a commonsense issue of medical brain drain.

The problem is not about medical programmes but welfare of medical personnels

Lanretoye:
So God never talks to anybody except you?,issokay.
Children of God,shay una dey hear?,una papa say everything wey oyedepo and other person dey talk na lie o.say na only him be the mouth piece of God.

That's why believers need to hear from God personally and not rely on any MOG

emonkey:
Tattoo looks like an undeniable sign of worldliness and not paying heed to God's words. The bible says in Leviticus 19:28, "You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord."
What do you say?

Don't insult me I am only showing you Bible.

What does the new testament says

Stop quoting old testament to justify how to live right with God