₦airaland Forum

LarryCork:
Bro.. do u realize j.e.0n is 100% full blood male pretending to be female on nairaland? He was exposed last month. He uses female to deceive people. Be careful

Becareful of what? I attacked the post not the poster. Who cares about the poster

uche87:
Written by Osahon George Osayimwen

See as UK full the write up, Nigerias are just stereotyped on all their doings

Allisgud:
Which song Dem dey dance to,cos they all always condenm Nigeria music

It's only Seun that condemns others

JASONjnr:
I don't know him ......

Buy TV, you no gree

OfeAchi:
It is true.
I discovered that whenever I made up to 10 minutes of phone calls at a stretch, my manly duties in the oza room dropped by 3-4 minutes.
Originally, I'm a fifteen minutes man. And my woman needs at least 14 minutes of steady, energetic thrusts to cum.

sperm count not erection count

A minute man can have better sperm than a 30mins man

sarkinbauchi:
A Presidential yacht refers to a vessel of a country's navy that would be specially used by the country's President. It is common for a vessel to be designated as the presidential yacht during a fleet review.

Some countries (below) have vessels permanently designated as presidential yachts:

List of Countries with Presidential yachts

Egypt
The President of Egypt has the eighth largest yacht, El Mahrousa, as his presidential yacht.

Finland
The President of Finland has a small private yacht, Kultaranta VIII.

India
The INS Sumitra is the presidential yacht of India.

Italy
The Italian ship Argo (MEN209) is the presidential yacht of Italy.

Philippines
Casiana (1936-1941), renamed Banahaw.
Orchid (1946-1948)
Dalisay (1948-1959), renamed Apo, Pagasa, and Santa Maria.
RPS Lapu-Lapu (1959–present), renamed RPS Roxas, RPS The President, RPS Pag-Asa, and BRP Ang Pangulo.

Russia
Russia employed presidential yachts serving the Russian presidents, including:
Olympia (2002–2009), was used by the Russian President Vladimir Putin during his first and second terms.
Sirius (2010–), was firstly used by the Russian President Dmitri Medvedev
Graceful (2018–), the most recent presidential yacht. The Russian government also employing the special vessel named Rossiya which was built during the Soviet Union, and used in the internal waters. In 2003 ship named Burevestnik was commissioned to serve the Russia's leaders.[5]

Turkey
Presidential Yacht Savarona – The current Turkish presidential yacht; prior to 2010 privately leased while her replacement (below) was in development
New presidential yacht – The Turkish Government has currently commissioned a new 50 m yacht for the personal use of the president and visiting heads of state. Details of this new yacht first surfaced in September 2008.[6][citation needed] The yacht is being built at the Istanbul Naval Yard, Pendik, Istanbul and is reported to have a ballistic hull, surface-to-air missiles and high-tech equipment.

United States
In the past, the United States employed presidential yachts serving the American president:

USS Mayflower (1906–1929), was decommissioned as a result of economy measures just prior to the Great Depression.
USS Potomac (1936–1945)
USS Williamsburg (1945–1953)
the most recent presidential yacht was USS Sequoia (1933–77).

Yugoslavia
The most famous is Galeb, the yacht of Marshal Josip Broz Tito.

Stop comparing yourself with Nations that having understanding of accountability with maintenance culture

pocohantas:
Are they all singers?
No doctor amongst them?

Happy married life to him/them.
He is the finest I have seen. Looks calm too. Unlike that one with rhombus head, Seun (not Osewa).

Beko ransome kuti linage will have doctors

Jeon:
Congrats. This could be Larrycork, but he doesn't want to grow.

It could be us but you no dey reply dm

Rapture2021:
Before I say one thing my wife has abused the hell out of me,she was such a calm and reserved person before we married,but today at the slightest of misunderstanding she begins the insult,even getting close to my face telling me to beat her,I have never laid a finger on her,but she is tempting me to do that. How can a woman calls a man fool, idiot, animal? I have reported her family severally and yet she is not changing.

I opened a boutique business for her last year,now she said she wants to sell baby things,and I have done it half way,I had to just prank her that the other money I was expecting hasn't come, immediately she began the insult again to my face,as it is the prank is getting real because I will not give her the money anymore

Plastic wife. Marry another one

morikee:
Ground operation is never an option in this present day.
You see those suicide (kamikaze) drones them exposed Russians infact e dey make all this Big Weapons an expensive toys.

The president son should join them at the war front

atiku4President:
What is wrong in buying a presidential yacht? Fake #RevolutionNow crusader.
You believe only you can save Nigeria and every other person is a thief. We have not forgotten the same people have used you in the past, and for the fact that you have been paid off and abandoned didn't make you any different.

Everything is wrong with that move, the masses are complaining, refineries are not working, roads are terrible but its yatch your president want to put money on. To what economy gain?

damilola4162:
John Ogu advocates for Victor Osimhen’s recognition in the 2023 African Footballer of the Year Awards


Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/john-ogu-advocates-for-victor-osimhens-recognition-in-the-2023-african-footballer-of-the-year-awards/

CAF award is always a musical/political show

fullclub:
my dream was that immediately I came over, i and my dependant will search for jobs.. work and pay bill. but that is not feasible as I am seeing it.

i started this process with 15 million naira then when naira nose dive i had to borrowed extra 15 million to top it with interest of almost 2 million naira. landed in uk, started seeing the reality on ground

i have been in UK since 1 month plus. but getting a job as a migrant or new commer without UK experience is not easy.
in fact i have sent over 200 job application for cleaner, care assistant etc but all came with a sorry we have moved on to the next stage or you don't have uk experience.

school fees has to be paid. everyone here in tight corner... school has sent mail threatening to report to the immigration if school fees is not paid in the next few weeks to most Nigerians here.

no job, house rent is expensive.. going for 450 to 600 pounds per month.

travelling through student route is not really easy because you have to balance between work and school.. 'even at that where is the job as a new migrant.

Please if you are considering coming to UK for now.. please put on hold. the crowd from Indians, Pakistani, Malaysia, china etc is overwhelming.

it's not worth selling your home to be here.

i sleep in indeed and all this job site.. still yet nothing, bills mounting up.

all my colleague i came with are still with no jobs in other cities

after spending 13 million coming here with extra 3k dollars now almost exhausted chai


if u know you don't have full school fees, house rent for 12 months, upkeep.... running to 35m to 40m please stay back... stay back or apply through skill route.

edited with more info.

If your post was 2 weeks ago, you would have gotten a job by now. At least shift jobs

Zandena:
Served him well! He deserves that brain scan to confirm his mental health.
NLC has never had it so so bad like this minion called Ajearo who has publicly announced his membership of a political party while holding the position of labour leader and now wants to go to another state to campaign for his LP while disguising as fighting for the workers.
Let them smoke hell out of the Shege

And you think that's the right approach from our security operatives.That's animalistic behaviour

Winning123:
How do you know they are innocent?

Cos what they do is random arrest before investigation and interrogation. How can you enter a room and arrest ALL the people there in.

naptu2:
The Lagos State Government wants to ensure that there are no accidents between cars and trains and that's why it is removing level crossings from the route of the Red Line and replacing them with bridges. Cars will go over the bridges while trains will pass below.

The Government is also building a lot of pedestrian bridges along the route. For example, there will be a bridge that connects Yaba Bus Stop (the white roof in the pictures above) with Yaba Train Station.

I hope those guys that usually to fell off otedola bridge won't go there

Throwback:
Victor Osimhen get the player of the year.

Balon dior always make life easy for CAF. They always go for the highest ranked African player in their award and crown him as APOTY

yemzzy02:
https://careeradvice.com.ng/why-companies-hesitate-to-employ-husband-and-wife/

Avoiding emotionally induced decisions

Peejayz:
I started teaching at this private school in September. My salary is 10k per month ( I had no choice than to take the job due to alot of challenges I'm facing). My first salary, the man sent 5k (no joke) , I thought it was a mistake from his side , so I went to meet him in his office, he told it wasn't mistake....

I asked him how can I cope with 5k for a month, he said when student pay school fee, he will pay me my balance, I agreed with him ....

Then the next salary came in today , still 5k, I'm so angry and tired at this point... Alot of debt on my head .... 5k can't even clear them , not to talk of what I will use to feed myself.... This is unfair..... I plan to resign... But at this moment, I don't know where I will see money to feed .....

I'm confused at this point, I don't even know what I'm going to do at this point

It must be a mushroom school. Look for a standard school

BeauBragnar11:
Lol, Ronaldo's only WC goal was a penalty!!

Cry 😭😭

Don't mind her, that's was the best Portuguese team in recent year yet they failed to spark at the world cup

Ade1177:
Modric didn't win world cup

And was not the best player in the world cup

France had better players in the 2018 world cup

Modric won Because Ronaldo shot himself in the leg by leaving Madrid the way he did

He should have waited till after

No way Rondaldo would be in Madrid in that awesome 2018 season after the 3rd champions league in a row and that over head bicycle kick

And modric win it

Modric won Because they added his real madrid performance in la liga and champions league TOGETHER with the world cup

And when did I say that Modric won the world cup. I said World Cup performance played a huge factor going by the awards yesterday. Modric was in the final. In a world cup year, world cup performance is key in deciding these things
It's not a rocket science

FYI, Modric was mvp of 2018 world cup

Beverlyjean:
Till they ended up giving it to Messi in 2010...First time ever they will fail to give a world cup winning player the award and they dint again in 2014 and 2018...until 2022 cos Messi won it...if France won the final...Halaand would have won this award

Why did you skip Modric? Continue with your selective amnesia

Mbappe would have won if France had won the world cup

IkpemhiTG:
She will be going alone (A hard and tough decision i must confess) leaving the me and my 5 months old baby till when things are soft for us to join her.

I don't know how easy or how soon it will be for her to send invite for us to join her.
How's life in the UK with a single mum?

Who have passed through this situation and how did you people pull through

It's cold and lonely in the UK especially around this time of the year
t's difficult but do able. In 6months to a year, you guys should be together again

treesun:
https://www.thecable.ng/naira-falls-to-record-low-at-ie-window-trades-n993/amp

Twice as fall

Beverlyjean:
No one can honestly say Messi was the best player in the last 12 months . A 7 game tournament is not the only football that was played in the past 12 months ... If they say it's all about the world cup, how come mbappe dint finish second ... Mbappe had a better tournament than Messi....was top scorer with 8goals ( 2 penalties included) ... anyone that understands this game knows its all propaganda...

2010 Spain won their first ever world cup , they dint remember that it was all about the world cup . They still gave it to Messi, saying he won la liga and was top scorer in Europe and champions league ... 12 yrs later , halaand wins mancitys first ever treble , top scorer in the league with a new record , top scorer in champions league, top scorer in Europe and they still give Messi that PSG fans booed out of France for failing to help the team pass round of 16 in CL....

As someone rightly said, if halaand won the world cup and Messi won the champions league and ligue1 with psg and was top scorer in both competitions, they will still give Messi...

Fifa and the balon dor are just Messi lickers .... no football player in history has ever received 10% pampering Messi has received in his career ...

Suddenly winning the world cup gets u the balon dor... but it dint in 2010, 2014 and 2018... Messi wins the WC and it becomes a criteria again... if u condemn INEC and support this nonsense award , then u are a certified hypocrite

Why are you complaining about Messi, In other categories where world cup was used as a deciding factor, nobody is wailing about it.

Kuginzi:
https://dailytrust.com/foreigners-troop-to-nigeria-as-citizens-japa-in-search-of-greener-pastures/

Fake stat...where are the foreigners

magoo10:
Three qualities a man should possess in life humility, humility, humility.it is not easy but will definitely take you far in life.

humility n sense

ggood:
Happie Boyz Deported to Nigeria from Cyprus




Olóyè T.D Esq @BolanleCole (Twitter)

From grace to grass

Generalmystic:
Dear married sisters, is that how got your husband?

You dey mind her, men are more interested in what you ve got upstairs and what you're bringing to the table, not all these eye lashes, fake hair etc

Sunisonflex39:
Good morning everyone, I don't know if most of you remember me how I was all over nairaland begging for job sometimes last year..

So I gate crashed to this firm around Port Harcourt were I stay, submitted hard copies of my small documents and was called for interview four days letter.it is a bottling a water factory firm owned by one man.
There was no offer letter, we were just sent an SMS to resume work on so and so .

I was asked to resume 7.30 to 6pm on a salary of 25k per month..for the first month, I was paid half with the excuse that company was not going well as per sales, the second month I was not paid atol with two other guys that resumed same time as me but oga was just giving us 300 naira each for TP,we thought he is generous, because we were expecting double Salary by the month end since we didn't get our previous salary.

It got to the third month which is this month, the three of us went to the lady that does HR and complained to her, she said we should take our complaint to the boss.

The next day, the man came to work with a new ride..Lexus saloon car, how did I know it was a new car? He called his friend on phone and we overheard him telling his friend to come to his office and see the new car he got..

Letter that day after work which was Friday, I and the three other guys met him and said we have not been paid for like 3 months sir, the man cuts in and said don't we see how the country is, that if we are tired we should go..

Since Friday I and the two other guys left the work.and still planning on what to do on him.

I know the country is bad, but we should not try to take advantage of job seekers just because you feel they look desperate..

Right now my head is just full..

What if he got the car on loan

DarlingtonC:
Fine girl, coconut head.

Why didn't you practice before hand?

National Anthem for that matter. Kudos to public school cos they make sure you sing the Anthem twice a day, mon-fri

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