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Davedonrich:
it is very easy, just that you must be very careful!

step 1 : change you IP into a foreign IP, so paypal doesn't know you are signing up from nigeria, when i signed up, i did mine like i was signing up from usa, to change you IP from your phone, go to google play and download "easy surf" this app is easy to use, simply download it and and follow the prompt, it has so many countries you can choose but i suggest chosen usa which gives no limitation, after you have done that, make sure you easysurf is running, dont close the app, then go to paypal.com to sign up on any browser on your phone,paypal will ask you several things like your american address and other things since you will be putting usa as ur location,,, for you not to make any mistake, google "fake usa profile generator" you will see many sites where u can get fake usa profiles, use the informations on this site to register,,, and thats all. you are good to go!
NOTE: never make the mistake of login into ur paypal account wen your easysurf isnt running, some times ur IP changes on easysurf back to nigerian IP, always crosscheck that its set to usa IP.

Thanks boss, I will try this and keep you updated

LorDBolton:
Typical response from gutter-people.

I bet I can feed you and yours comfortably

OP, nice one but we all know what is happening presently, EFCC has become a vendetta tool, God help us.

LorDBolton:
[s]Per the bolded you're worse than an illiterate you are a neanderthal. Empty brain

Next time google b4 u spew trash...ordinary money laundering u don't know yet u proudly displaying your illiteracy.

Get the fvck out[/s]

Lol E pain am, get thee behind me and stay away from my posts!

pq007:
at least aisha had d biggest beauty center in Kaduna b4 she became wife of d president and since bcoming wife of president I HV seen her write books pls can u tell me 1 DAT patience did to bring in DAT kinda money? So Aisha has at least a thriving venture pls can u tell me 1 by patience b4 Jonathan became governor?

Owning a beauty saloon makes her a billionaire? If she wasn't the wife of our president her books won't sell lol, this is what I am saying, companies, groups, individuals will support her book because she is the first lady.

I know Aisha is doing the same thing most previous first ladies did to make money. Launch books, pet projects, come up with multiple business ideas and you will not lack investors/spomsors

LorDBolton:
Obviously u know nothing about money laundering.

To think I come online hoping to meet educated people

Cc: seun, lalasticlala u guys need to run i.Q test on new members and display the result on their profile so we can create a section strictly for sound minds...not illiterates

New member?! Lol check my profile, then number of posts and tell me who you are referring to as a new member

So PEJ is a money launderer? Well explain how your beloved Aisha can afford N135m as donation, N10m wrist watch, N40m hand bag and multiple designer outfits, jewelries and accessories

More than 20 years after Abacha's death we are still struggling to withdraw $550m from one of his US accounts despite withdrawing over $800m so far lol, this is what you call laundering, not someone with nothing to hide, with only $31m in her account after being a first lady for years, spouse of Vice president, first lady of state /deputy governor, perm secretary.

FYI, she lodged her money in her country where Banks can re-invest it to expand the economy an example which your Northern brothers with multiple foreign accounts should emulate .

You don't deserve a response, I only did this to correct the wrong impression of "New member" lol

Davedonrich:
How to write a catchy topic ??

writing a catchy topic here is learning to write a keyword that will attract and at the same time only be linkable to you, what do i mean by that.
for example, if you want to write an article on how to loose weight, and you just title it, HOW TO LOOSE WEIGHT, this will be killing your chances in search engines like google because so many results will come out of which yours may not be part of the leading websites who are already using that keyword! you can only rank higher by creating your own unique keywords, for example, rather than just writing HOW TO LOOSE WEIGHT  as a topic, you write THE MOST REMARKABLE WAY TO LOOSE 20 POUNDS  OF WEIGHT, This way, you have streamlined your topic and so when anything close to this is searched for, your site would rank top in search delivery.

hope you guys are following, kindly ask questions as i proceed .

Good day boss, I am signing up. I abandoned my blog, thanks for giving me the zeal to get back to it. Can you elaborate on opening a foreign PayPal account? Thanks

luvinhubby:
Buhari inherited

$30 billion in forex reserve.

$2 billion in SWF

$5 billion in NLNG royalties

$2.1 billion in ECA

$560 billion worth of economy

Largest economy in Africa.

24th largest economy in the world.

Africa`s no. 1 FDI destination with an average of $2 billion direct investment quarterly.


Is Buhari not mad for saying he inherited nothing?

If you ask me na who I go ask?

Easy o

amazzinggrace:
Mr Clamp down on excess spending (Buhari) is the worst hypocrite of this regime. God help us. We will continue to CHANGE the government in power until we get an Ace and not this Joker we're stuck with

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Fourwinds:
people identified with her because there is something to give and take ......chai.! chai.!! chai.!!! corruption

If you've tasted wealth or had the chance to occupy any position of influence you will understand. Your position will win you more favor and if you are wise you will make the most of it. There's nothing corrupt about favor. Please, you need to change your thinking

This woman was not working in government so which government fund did she embezzle?

I can't eat such knowing they don't know Christ and might possibly miss out on His Kingdom if they don't change. That will be heartless of me

Behold...

Abeg who know how I go fit be manager for that Hotel.

Congrats PEJ, I knew you were enterprising all along, thank you for providing jobs for Nigerians and promoting tourism, God bless you

smada13:
pls madam, what do you stand to gain from defending what is indefensible? You can do the maths yourself, she only worked as a civil servant up to the Permanent Secretary level, so how will she have acquired the enormous wealth on display?

This question is quite funny. Pray to become either one of these a governor /spouse or president /spouse and see if you won't be favored by groups and people who want to identify with your success. All this hullabaloo will end and no one will dare touch her property

How can someone of PEJ's reputation not be worth this amount? But Aisha carries a Hermes bag worth millions and even donated N135m worth of drugs to IDPs.

I like reading stories like these. God can change any heart even those as hard as rocks. As Christians we need to pray for athiests if we don't want them to burn in hell for eternity

Now who is funding this woman's multiple projects that only benefits the North?

bakynes:
[s]
You are the dullard here so is the office of the first lady a constitutional office or was an office coined out by the PDP govts to embezzle money? No country in the world has office of the first lady except corrupt countries like Nigeria. [/s]

Hehehehe, read up on your Northern military brothers and you will see that they started it. Babangida and Abacha's wives had offices and their pet projects were funded by government, infact their projects were included in our national budget

I can't waste time arguing with someone like you who doesn't improve himself, all you do is read posts on social media and pass judgement. Go and enlighten yourself.

bakynes:
I wonder for all these wailers oh!
1. He came from one of the richest family in the SW his grandmother was a slave merchant.
2. He schooled in one of the best universities in the world in Canada.
3. He was a former chief accountant and treasurer of Mobil Nigeria.
4. He was a big drug Baron in the USA and was cleared by the US govt after forfeiting half of his earnings and $50m.
5. He was a former senator of the Federal republic of Nigeria during the second republic
6. He was the former governor of the richest state in Nigeria( makes him entitled to good salary and allowances packages)
7. He is the National leader of the current ruling party in Nigeria.

Now tell me you wailers what your goddess Patience Jonathan has done or what position has she held apart from the permanent Secretary she didn't even deserve to have made her such huge amounts of money?

Let me help you :

Perm secretary, Bayelsa

Spouse of deputy Governor Bayelsa state

First lady of Bayelsa state

Spouse of Vice president of Nigeria

First lady of Nigeria/spouse of Nigerian president

If these collective positions are not worth close to $50m after a total of more than 10 years served, she must be a dullard, which of course she is not

cindyrocks:
I wonder when Buhari will probe oga Tinubu. Check out his Oriental Hotel:

How can he probe him? If na GEJ get this kain edifice EFCC for don close am for further investigation. Even a former first lady is not allowed to have money in her bank account again

How many times will this question be asked?

sllay:
Dude, just because you grew up watching your temperamental dad knock out your mum's teeth every Christmas while she spent every alternate weekend recuperating in a hospital bed after he beat her to a coma doesn't mean that's the way women, worse still married women should be treated.

Some of us were raised in homely environments.

Don't end up like your dad, boy. Rise above female brutality!

Graphic!

Nice one, it's hard to believe he actually celebrated his mum being brutalized by his dad

chuksbogus2001:
I don't know how Saudi deals men beating women .let me tell u when we were small my mum used to be very arrogant and rude to my dad cos he is a quiet man not until my mums mother I mean her own mum told my dad to beat her .After my dad gave her a better beating peace ,love respect came to our house since 1984 till now my mum has never raise her voice against my dad. Am not advocating women battery but a times small spanking does the magic

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The making of a wife beater. I hope the table turns back on you when you try to emulate your wife beater father

nobilis:
Really??
The YouWin that served as an avenue for embezzling funds?

How much did you save in Nigeria's time of abundance? Because you were at the helm of her finances when her main and virtually, only, export, crude oil, was sold for the highest price ever in the history of the world.

Where is the FG's share of the ECA?

What did you people do with the economy when Nigeria was in her time of plenty?

HungerBAD, how many monikers do you have?

The vendetta continues

I can't believe she wore that miserable uniform for two years

Modern day slavery

She hasn't seen anything yet

Yes O, PDP made all the Airlines to leave Nigeria and they increased fuel To N145/ltr, it was also PDP that got Aisha involved in Haliburton, PDP also caused Buhari's ear infection, mtcheww

caracas:
She will never rule america.
No offence to her but She doesnt hav What it takes to rule the no 1 country in the world.
Thats exactly how we warned those danfodios n afonjas about buhari but they refused to Listen,now See the Situation we 've found our selves in .
But i trust americans they are wiser.
Go Trump Go.

Are you God? What if she rules America, will you commit suicide? Nawao, she may win so think about accepting it.

crackhaus:
Not justifying his actions, I'm trying to understand how that particular incident translates to him not deserving of being a parent.

You also don't know if they made it all the way home like that.

It is his role to protect his kids, it seemed to me like he would rather protect himself instead but I might be wrong.

eyinjuege:
Pidggin aka iya ewe (mother of young children)

As a parent, you're doing a lot of permutations that will benefit ALL the members of your family.
An umbrella in the hands of the youngest one under heavy rain means that she will be left behind by the others who will of course be running in order to get out of the rain as soon as possible. An umbrella used by only her means that she might even be battling with it when the wind blows. Most small umbrellas are useless under heavy rain, talk more of it being handled by a young child. In short, the umbrella will slow her and inadvertently everyone down.

The bigger umbrella would have meant 2 or all 3of them would have been huddled under it, and moving at the same pace. And no one would be left behind, or slow others down.
Don't be surprised its that same father that will use Robb and mentholatom on their chests, and give them hot cups of chocolate when they get home, and ask them to dress warm before going to bed.

If you ask them to wait under the shelter till the rain stops, what if it doesn't stop anytime soon? As in all these multiple days rain? Or it stops late at night when it will be unsafe to start going home?

Personally, I'm not worried about those kids from your narrative.

I can discern your experience from your posts. If this is the case then it makes me feel better. Yes o, ami ni aka iya ewe