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FamilyRe: Six-pack: Woman Shows How Her Relationship Started Vs How It's Going (Photos) by Pimine: 10:11am On May 06, 2022
Aswearugaaad

Smart woman. Kill the competition by making him unattractive to other women. A lose lose situation for the man cos by implication, he'd also be unattractive to her.

Guess what, she'll end up fucking a guy who looks like his previous self.

For those who will quote me, know this: Built guys are her type and that's why she got with him and had his kid. Women just don't change their standards overnight.
HealthRe: Help! My Head Is Embarrassingly Big. Makes Me Sad by Pimine: 9:01am On May 05, 2022
Cousin9999:
You can find the right haircuts and lengths that minimize the appearance of it. You can also lift weights and increase your neck and back to balance out your appearance. Just about any pulling movement makes your back bigger. Shrugs take care of the neck.

Here's a haircut length and shape that would work:
Aswearugaaad

This is what an advice should be. Very practical. OP forget the jesters and motivational speakers up there and listen to this nicca. Cheer up.
CelebritiesRe: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by Pimine: 3:18pm On May 04, 2022
Aswearugaaad

Can y'all now see why simps are dangerous?

Will Smith has set a dangerous precedent. This is now the new normal.
RomanceRe: This Is How I Treat Guys Without Beard (Pictured) by Pimine: 1:09pm On May 04, 2022
[quote author=Cousin9999 post=112513855][/quote]Aswearugaaad

I concur. Peace brotha.
RomanceRe: This Is How I Treat Guys Without Beard (Pictured) by Pimine: 8:25am On May 04, 2022
Cousin9999:
lol

But...
Aswearugaaad

Beards are not like makeup for men. Beards are natural; makeup is not.
CareerRe: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by Pimine: 8:36pm On May 02, 2022
pocohantas:
Thanks for the explanation. I was confused at first, wondering when Yorubas started having r-factors. H-factor I know, not R. Reading your explanation, I know this too, but didn’t quite place it. cheesy

It gets annoying hearing it repeatedly on the radio. Reminds me of the lady that does announcements inside the Lagos-Abj train. Every time she said h-alight, (h)ead…etc. I just couldn’t wait for her to end her announcement.
Aswearugaaad

You're welcome, Poco. R-factor people are in good company.

And yes, the H factor is something else. I usually can't control my laughter whenever I hear it.
CareerRe: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by Pimine: 8:27pm On May 02, 2022
GloriousGbola:
Sowwy, Wichawd awe you suwe it's discwimination though?

It is a job that calls for owal clawity.

All these wadio stations with oaps with

Locally obtained foweign accent (thanks shade) will not go fow this.

It is a twavesty.
Aswearugaaad

Funny but you're exaggerating it, my nicca. It's not nearly as bad as you're making it out to be.
CareerRe: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by Pimine: 6:14pm On May 02, 2022
5thcolm:
No what you talking about.
It's more like when you for example pronounce three but kind of sound like thwee. I have it and it's no big deal, some people actually like the sound it.
Aswearugaaad

Exactly what I just told a nicca above. I have it and people find it cute. Funny enough I can't even pronounce my own name properly cos it's got an R in it grin
CareerRe: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by Pimine: 6:05pm On May 02, 2022
Hezzyluv:
Chai

Restaurant is lestaulant smiley
Redemption is ledempsun wink
Resistant is lesistant cheesy

But imagine her saying something like "keep listening to this leydio station"
grin

The MD will be like "which kind bush girl be this"?
Aswearugaaad

You're wrong bro. The R factor is when you pronounce R as W. For instance, Precious would be Pweshious. Role would be Wole. Round would be Wound.

This is discrimination and she needs to sue their ass.

NB: Some people find it cute cos people with the R factor are quite rare.

Modified: I also have the R factor wink some people say I can't even pronounce my name properly cos it has an R in it. I don swear say I no go give my kids any name wet get R inside except my first son who must take my name sha.
FoodRe: Mother Shares How Much Food Her Baby Consumes by Pimine: 4:46pm On May 02, 2022
Exodora:
Don't come and kill person pikin because of your own low self-esteem, pikin wey go fat go fat no be by food.
Aswearugaaad

Yes, na by water. Keep making excuses.
RomanceRe: Got Cheated On And This Is How. by Pimine: 10:17pm On Apr 30, 2022
czarr:
If a woman complains to you about how bad guys treated her in the past. Ask her how long she stayed with the guys if she stayed with them for more than a year it means she loves the treatment metted out to her by those guys.

Naive you would want to do better than those guys but what you don't know is that there is a reason she chose to date those bad guys, she is damaged and can only be aroused by guys who treat her poorly....if you treat her better she'll be bored, cheat on you and leave.

Nuff said
Aswearugaaad

The truth.
CelebritiesRe: “Our Women Ought To Start Marrying Second Husbands” – Daddy Freeze by Pimine: 10:55am On Apr 30, 2022
siofra:
I need two husbands.

Polyandry is not against the law.
Aswearugaaad

Go and marry na. Who's stopping you? Simply be financially responsible for you, the men, and the kids. The men will simply bring dìck to the table and y'all can live happily ever after.

Where you go kick bucket na when you mumuishly think they'll be financially responsible for your worthless pùssy grin

You just wanna talk without understanding cos others are talking. I keep telling y'all that scream patriarchy that women are the main beneficiaries of the so-called patriarchy.
RomanceRe: Dear Women Yul Edochie Is Not To Be Blamed Rather The Said Second Wife. See why. by Pimine: 10:48am On Apr 30, 2022
1Sharon:
Why did he leave his first wife?
Aswearugaaad

He's hasn't, and he isn't going to. He simply took a second wife. Shikena. Kini big deal?
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Accept To Be A Second Wife? by Pimine: 11:05pm On Apr 28, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Godforbid that I will ever be a second wife to any man. And no man born of a woman will bring in another woman into my house. The day I discover my husband is cheating, from that day he stops touching cux I will not Bleep a dick that is being shared with another woman. Peace!!!!
Aswearugaaad

If you pause your responsibility towards me, then mine towards you ends. You can't be doing iyanga with püssy for me. Men are scarce, but there's an abundance of women who will happily take your place. Think on that before you shīt for church.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Replies Critics On 2nd Wife, Says 'Real Men Own Up' by Pimine: 6:09pm On Apr 28, 2022
Romanoff:
Real men don't commit adultery, only dogs do.

You're not a man sir, your father who has condemned your adultery and second marriage is a man.

We dey wait for how e go end.
Aswearugaaad

This is witchcraft. Change your ways, Roma angry
CelebritiesRe: “Number One, Undisputed” Yul Edochie Hails His First Wife (photo) by Pimine: 3:25pm On Apr 28, 2022
christistruth01:
The first wife should just quietly gather her Children and quietly move elsewhere for her own Peace of mind and that of her Children

If Possible move abroad
Each time she feels like Crying or Screaming she should pray in Jesus name keep Praying
Jesus Christ will not put you to Shame even if your partner is determined to make you a public spectacle

It was obvious Yul had lost his way the moment he started following the Obi Cubana crowd around
Aswearugaaad
The children are bastards abi?
No be only gather her children. Slowpoke.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie And His Second Wife, Judy Austin (Photos) by Pimine: 9:07am On Apr 28, 2022
Dorwadora:
Extremising in anything is bad.... It's like a cancer that won't stop spreading in the mind. That been said" God will not punish every men on earth".... I've a man sleeping right next me right now, I've a younger brother, father and male relatives.
Aswearugaaad

As slawormiir would say, "your boyfriend is a real niggarrr" grin
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie And His Second Wife, Judy Austin (Photos) by Pimine: 8:50am On Apr 28, 2022
Dorwadora:
Aunty nah another way you drive the matter go now o cry
Aswearugaaad

grin That girl na extremist.
She needs to know that there's a thin line between feminism and misandry. She falls into the latter category. Tufiakwa
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Unveils His Second Wife And Son by Pimine: 3:23pm On Apr 27, 2022
HopeVictor:
I think he has found the love of his life..

Men don't allow your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.. cheesy #Kriss216 2022
Aswearugaaad

This comment has aged well grin
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Unveils His Second Wife And Son by Pimine: 3:07pm On Apr 27, 2022
Ishilove:
I'm laughing because I don't know how else to react. You will live with a man for several years and think you know him, and then wake up one day and realise the only person you truly know in this life is yourself.

What really do these men want?
Aswearugaaad

We can marry as many women as we want. I hope you understand this and save yourself the heartache. As long as the man still carries out his responsibilities towards you and your children, there's no cause for alarm.

This is the African way and it's neither unfair nor unrighteous.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Unveils His Second Wife And Son by Pimine: 2:53pm On Apr 27, 2022
Annalise20:
Is my brain daft?
Or is ur brain not working?
Are there not many aspects of Solomon life?
If u cannot relate polygamy to Solomon in this context then I ask again,
Is it brain not working?
Aswearugaad

Madam rest abeg. Every sane man would love to live like Solomon did.
RomanceRe: Prophet Zagabe Chiluza Marries 4 Virgins At Once by Pimine: 1:13am On Apr 27, 2022
HitSong:
Fantastic!

That's the best standard every sane man should emulate.

How can I marry a liability yet, she'll be a USED and LEFTOVER product?

If their standard is a handsome, God fearing and FINANCIALLY stable man, then my standard is a VIRGIN, obedient and a beautiful lady and I won't compromise.

Every girl that has had sex with my than 2 people is a WHÓRE except in a case of rape.

Whóres are worthless people

Whóres don't have capability to love or care about anyone but themselves

WHÓRES don't deserve bride price

A WHÓRE will always be a WHÓRE.

NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE.
Aswearugaaad

NOTHING BUT THE FỤCKING TRUTH
CrimeRe: Ifeanyi Njoku Killed Precious Okeke Ibeh, Sleeps With Her Dead Body (Photos) by Pimine: 6:58pm On Apr 26, 2022
Jay5mie:
Na wa

How your prick use de stand for dead body of 6 days wey de smellhuh

At times the spirits wey de control these native doctors just de use boys catch cruise because WTF?
Aswearugaaad

Bruh, you spoke my mind. Some of these witch doctors na psychopaths grin and the boys be confirm mumus
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chiefpriest Shows Off Interior Design Of His Luxurious Mansion by Pimine: 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2022
paulolee:
ur head correct
grin
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chiefpriest Shows Off Interior Design Of His Luxurious Mansion by Pimine: 10:02am On Apr 26, 2022
paulolee:
who get pass me no be my business, I wish him well n jehova na my witness..
Aswearugaaad

Erigga on the beat grin
FamilyRe: The Father Of My 2 Kids Took Them Away From Me Unlawfully, Deceitfully by Pimine: 9:37am On Apr 26, 2022
[quote author=Justkatty [s]post=112270500]Make sure if such should happen to any female in your family, you'll let the he� to forcefully go with the kids.[/s][/quote]Aswearugaaad

When it happens to your brother, make sure you'll let the woman go with the kids. grin
FamilyRe: The Father Of My 2 Kids Took Them Away From Me Unlawfully, Deceitfully by Pimine: 5:49pm On Apr 25, 2022
Justkatty:
First mistake you made, you knew about all these, and you still went ahead of getting pregnant for him��

May God help you retrieve back your kids.
Aswearugaaad

I'm not shocked by you women anymore. Just imagine. Your kids. So the man na wetin, their Uncle?
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba Asks Nigerians For Money To Purchase APC ₦100m Presidential Form by Pimine: 6:47am On Apr 25, 2022
Aswearugaaad

God punish this idiotic foọl grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: Aisha Buhari Urges Aspirants To Pick Women As Running Mates by Pimine: 11:01pm On Apr 24, 2022
Aswearugaaad

What's wrong with diswan?
FamilyRe: This Is A Fallout From The Happenings In Chrisland School VGC Lagos. by Pimine: 3:04pm On Apr 22, 2022
Aswearugaaad

Tales by moonlight. Shit never happened! grin
TravelRe: Man Mistakenly Sends 130k To Bolt Driver Instead Of #1,300 (pictures) by Pimine: 10:03pm On Apr 21, 2022
habsydiamond:
Oga u funny oo.. U no even press 13k na 130k u go press.. And u expect him to pick up.. Good Samaritans no too plenty for this country again.. I pray u see ur money collect at the end of the day.
Aswearugaaad

The guy was probably high grin
CelebritiesRe: Actresses Storm Imo For Rita Dominic's Traditional Wedding (Photos, Video) by Pimine: 3:18pm On Apr 19, 2022
Shalommy:
Where are those people that were busy calling her all sorta names? Just because she didn't rush into marriage. A patience dog eat the fattest bone. Happy married life to them.. Chaiii.. smiley
Aswearugaaad

Dey there make people wey sabi finish the bone. You go cry River Benue grin

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