₦airaland Forum

They is nothing much to enjoy from Barca . . . ,   . reasons are enormous, they is no much excitement from watching them play. No adventure because they play according to routine (last match + present match), most times same people score all the goals(messi or villa) and Xavi and Iniesta holds the ball like they are warming up with it for 90 minutes

chaircover:
God forbid. I reject it in Jesus Name; Make everybodi dey go their own lane jeje

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

oyintohdun:
im Female!!

Why don't I believe you?

chaircover:
BB you get liver o! To stand and start arguing with an armed olopa 

I still have the shivers when I remember what happened to me 6 weeks ago on the Lagos Ibadan expressway.  All the way from Ibafo we were trailing behind this slow bullion van and a van load of armed policemen. We were trying to overtake but they hogged the middle of the road.

Just after ogere they all suddenly stopped in the middle of the express road forcing us to stop suddenly and all the policemen jumped out of the van and before we could say jack Robinson they had cocked their guns and had all surrounded the car & were pointing their guns at us. Come and see how all the cars behind us started reversing and trying to get away.

It was the grace of God and a lot of “don’t you know who I am grammar” (na so we dey all do am for Naija LOL)  that stopped an accidental discharge that day. They accused us of driving too close to them and wanting to rob their bullion van which probably only contained N100 Thank God the kids were not in the car and it was just me and the driver

Me I don’t joke with armed police o! 

Women!!! The grammer worked abi? I pray you get lucky with the next encounter . . . . . .when them don smoke igbo and ogogoro

Irk:
Why are you guys so dumb? Pidgin English didn't start in Africa not to say Nigeria. Pls that notion that it is left to we (Nigeria) to start creating local websites should be discarded because countries like Portugal and Brazil speaks pidgin and they will even take it as a task to make the Google pidgin site a very good one. So the stuff has little or nothing to do with 9ja

Really? Please elaborate

werepeLeri:
pigeon english ko, duck english ni.

its called pidgin english.

Like you dint get what he meant

What an awesome what to correct someone's error

They will Educate and retain him, . . . , ;. He'll only bear the title 'Nigerian'

Perhaps a better comparison between the

Yoruba's and Igala's would make more sense

yeeeeeeaiiii!!!

See as alh harim and the poster dey BE!!!

Most you add even when you don't know

ideylaff:
@ pinkrex, you are doing exactly the same thing.oooooo,  LOL

How? Or are you laffing with your head?

There is a trend on NL that disgusts me so much. When a Post is aired for  opinions, the opening post from members of this Forum will come up with their opinions which the OP might settle for or not; but when the post is reaching denouement some of the big boys that has been asleep will come up criticizing all the comments of the first page and others will follow, sometimes rain abuses to expose the posters illiteracy or ignorance for a gratification of his inputs. What I don't really understand is how the  issues being discussed turn the table so fast but with high criticism of the early posts


Must you comment even when you don't have any concrete reason to do so? And why must you drive you own points by harshly criticising comments from posters before you

What happened to FG inviting Obama


The fear of BOKO-HARAM is the achievement of our 51st Bday

yansh her well. . . . .She is single, remember

If not that you wanted a BB I'd ask you to get a Sonny Ericsson phone. , . . . . their cameras are unbeatable

agitator:
You can't blame her. The thread title is misleading. What the thread starter meant was "Why Don't Nigerians Like Their
English Language Mistakes/Errors To Be Corrected?"

And, many have wished her success on her self appointed journey.

I can't blame your ignorance

waladis:
Quote from: moremi2008 on Today at 04:34:01 AM
The OP went shopping in the pigsty and is shocked his purchase turned out dirty! You think club girls are interested in you because you are handsome?! The kind of Nigerian girls you're looking for rarely ever go to clubs, especially not by themselves. Any Naija man from a good background/home will know that you don't go to certain places to find girlfriends! The girls I hang-out with when I go home are either friends of friends or friends of my cousins. They are usually from good homes and lack nothing. When I go out and pay, it's by choice. They would NEVER demand anything from me. You're looking for girls in the wrong places bros! Don't come here crying when those girls end up milking you dry!

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It seems most people here are like trying to say the Poster deserved what he's got. Some are criticising him for coming out to express his experience and opinion about Nigerian women which we all know that is true. Some says he looked for women at the wrong places etc,  The fact that our society doesn't approve or respect the idea of meeting women in clubs or bars doesn't mean you can't meet a good one there, it might only take the Poster a very long time to meet the kind of woman he is looking for in Naija club or bars. It's every parent dream that their daughter should gain admission into a Uni to have a qualification and if she is lucky enough, she might end up meeting her life partner before her graduation, but Nigerian Universities nowadays are worse than a night club and bars, they are as good as a brothel.

Has anyone ever thought that the Poster might be a Nigerian by nationality but he is as good as a foreigner when he relocated back to Nigeria. We all don't how long he has been away from home, where, how and with whom he has live his life abroad. If he lives in UK before relocating to Nigeria he might probably be prepared for the shock and not be so that surprised with the materialistic behaviour of some of our Nigerian women at home because there is little or no difference between the behaviour of Nigerians living in UK compare to  the one in Nigeria.

But if the Poster lives his life for a long time in a typical white man countries like Germany, Netherland, Swissland, Austria etc,  he might not be
prepared for Nigerian women at home (Naija) because of the lifestyle in this countries and the few Nigerian women in this countries don't really act and are not as demanding like the ones in UK and Nigeria, most of them are just happy when you finally returned back home after work. Probably this is due to the fact that their population in this countries is not so that much hence they can not spread this materialistic behaviour around and was forced to adapt to the white people ways of life. For example, black brother ain't much in Germany compare to UK and Yankee wey black man wohwoh or Yapaa, unlike Germany, black men are not so that valued in UK by the white women nor by our black women. Divorce cases are common between the Nigerians/blacks in UK and in compare to Germany

I have hardly come accross divorce case between Nigerian or other black couples in Germany. I used to flock around with the black American soldiers in the military when I was in Germany, I've seen some of them getting excited to be with white girls and I heard some of them saying Germany is a blackman paradise when it comes to women, lot of them have their first intimate contact with a white woman in Germany, so please don't always believe all what you see in American movies about black and white relationship in America.
So a typical Nigerian woman knows if she is too materialistic, you are gone in the next seconds because you could have what you want without paying for it.
Secondly, white girls in the above countries don't joke with black PORO, if you now what I mean . The white girls will serve you appetizer plus main dish  without asking for a dime and if you are good enough they will top it up for you with desert (PALI to waka). Like the Poster said, girls in western world just wanna hang around with a guy who is entertaining, you don't have to be handsome, just have a good physique. They are more into your personalty and physical qualities but all this doesn't count in our society, what count is the size of your pocket. And when I say western world I don't mean an advance third world country like you UK.

Like the Yoruba saying "Inu Ikoko dudu leko funfun ti jade" (white pap from the black pot) Maybe in our society you don't come accross good girls in clubs and bars, but in Mainland Europe, I've got lot of friends who came accross their black (especially Nigerian women) or white life partners at the clubs or bars and they are now happily married with children. I come to discovered that the Nigerian/African living in the above countries valued their black

brothers/partners more. So to most Naija women who are hating in this forum, and the materialistic ones in Naija, pls stop hating, make haste while the sun is shining. A man have a good chance of correcting most of his past mistakes, but you women don't always have, WHY? because of our culture, belief and mentality and for the fact that women body grows quickly older than men. In our society usually a man mistakes doesn't live after him for long but with the women the stories goes on, the damage to the image is not worth the chicken change. If a woman is good and smart enough, she can make a man empty his pocket on her without asking. No be say make una go cook punana vegetable soup for the man or go do tribal mark for your punana oo (Adodun).

Long posts like this makes me sleep

How many minutes did you spend typing this

dayokanu:
I'm not a Lion I am a bingo, I am Retardeen, I am Odechukwu, I am Jonathan

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lagerwhenindoubt:
[size=15pt]Recommended Prayer for the Nation known as NIGERIA
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Nigerians have been praying Positive Change for the past 52 years since independence. It is time to pray Dangerously

1: That the Freedom of Nigeria begins with the slow and painful demise of OBJ through Lymphoma  and testicular cancer
2: That the lives of Incompetent and Selfish Religious leaders in Nigeria be cursed with liver failure and prostrate cancer up to their future generations
3: That the lives of Corrupt, Under-performing past and present Public office holders from President to Councillor be filled with Sorrow, Death and Calamity
4: That the mindset of Willful Ignorance in Nigerians of all ethnic and religious affiliations be deleted from their memory and replaced with a mindset of Tolerance, Maturity and Wisdom

Pray this prayer everyday It only last 1 minute and will have more effect than praying 5 times a day and fasting every last Friday of the month.

Where is Mrs. chima

Do you know how long we've been praying for Nigeria


50 years after administrative independence

@Op, the criteria for wooing a Nigerian babe or even fluking around with them you'll need to be fantastic with the following:

1. BB torch or Iphone4
3. Car keys in your middle finger
4. Dress like a very big boy even if you are not
4.fake American accent
5.When you want to book an appointment, it best be the hot spots around
6. You like the Don Jazzy type(money spinner)


How many of these are you certified ok on?

Is mrs. chima amongst NL babes?

Is Buhari not part of the Elites

oyintohdun:
26fcc962, R u Creative? funloving? a Go-getter? Add me up,

m/f?

holahabib:
If Jonathan Rigged and Buhari also rigged, then what do we call such an election

Its called fair rigging

It was a 50/50 affair o,  Gej rigged and Buhari rigged too

But Gej was suppose to win anyway

HNosegbe:
We need a reputable source, preferably backed up with pictures.

You and who needs?

Toaskarity:
like this bokoharams but what they want, i dont adore!

I'm not here to condemn any religion or tribe, but it remains an undeniable fact that it will be very cumbersome to talk of a peaceful co-existence in a Country where you have a religion that teaches its adherants to maim and kill people who do not profess the same faith with them in the majority. Qu'ran 9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war".
In Surah 5v51 Allah warned Muslim faithfuls not to take Christians and Jews as friends and any faithful that does that is to be treated as an infidel.
Qu'ran 9:123 "O ye who believe! Fight those of disbelievers who are near to you and let them find harshness in you, and know tha Allah is with those who keep their duty". How can will discuss a peaceful 'ONE NIGERIA' while isolating these challenges I see why they are always ready to die

Not long ago, they said it was a killer number and now joystick  missing

They call it National Cake day


Another opportunity to loot in broad day light

Eko Ile:
Unfortunately for you, I wasn't the one making excuses for terrorist acts and slaughtering of innocent Nigerians. That's you, not me.


Btw, you'll argue with me if I asserted the other way around that they are not terrorists and they don't kill innocent Nigerians? Is this what you want us to believe and accept?


lol. Lord have mercy

You just held on the the fact that innocents were murdered. Well, I haven't in anyway gratified their acts but I was just trying to highlight the disparities between the two sects.


Anyway I let this one go before some people here rain insults on me that im defending the Boko's

Someone said our population is exploding

Na wa o