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No 5 tho....
Started mine with "playing pranks with her, then helped her out via academics,and became her shoulder to lean on"
Now, we eat the money her other "BFs" give her...if they get mad over her closeness to me, she ends her relationship with them immediately.
Some saY am friend Zoned, mehn if na so friend Zone dey be I go buy land and build my living house in it.

I go scream..." You b.itch, are you so wretched that you can't afford a decent cloth?..Foolish goat

she resemble dubai olosho

Too much porn and looking nyash....see wetin e dey turn our country into
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let's wait for the telemundo niggas...nah dem go do these for you!!

God abeg I no sey you dey really busy answering my prayers, but take style look down from heaven small...papa you see this OP,he is the perfect example of the kind of boys,I dey pray make them no see my young innocent sister..Amen!

opeyemiie:
Lol....u dis guy

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Guy this you...lol

DAVIYJONESS:
oh! You almost fooled me like my ex.

Cc
Misspicy

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I won't "fool you"...I go empty you!

My current lady is showing me true love abeg...this thread is an insult to her sweet personality
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Uwww I forgot she is not nigerian..OP sorry
All nigerian ladies from 26 years down are bunch of money mongers!!! Sex driven automatic punas!

quiinnBee:

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Welcome to our self service center...what can I get for you? Love Machine or vibrator or cucumber?

King Kendrick Lamar !!! Nigga whose one track only beats all albums by nigerian artistes

that's what you get..for being snapped by a nude lady

-2/10....nigga no fine
Nah his pocket fine small

The best way to punish this helen..is to rape her and tell her it was a joke!

I never get money to buy mine..I come dey compare and contrast niggas wey fit buy am 1000 dozens..I dey mad?
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Treks outta thread

who is Burna talk more of the boy?...

Nonsense!!! Stupid mother indeed!!! I go nyash her and her daughter join for same bed,day and time and spit on their stupid faces!! Stupid harlot breeding up this thing into a LovePeddler!

as my papa name no follow, then e no affect or concern me a bit

ayabdul:
. You must be morally retarded

Thank you Mr. Immorally fast

Both resemble Derenlele..abi nah "the rail learn learn"

No gold digger is pretty as this lady!

guys who love big butts do such,because they gat a lot of "shit" on their minds!!
As for me, big boobs and butts don't move me at all..but frequent gentle smiles can make me trip and fall off from lagos mainland bridge like 'em containers!!!

Saraki is a real politician who gat sense of responsibility....I would prefer him to Buhari anytime anywhere!

make una leave bubu alone...instagram swag doesn't improve power generation or supply, it only generates like from castrated brains of APC cows!! Truth be told, we are in deep shit like a G-string.

Nonsense..like saying tonto Dikeh got married as a virgin.

This OP is depression personified...sounds like an Okirika gold digger shaa...if nah son of una LGA chairman dey "stalk" like this ,you for don spread those your half crippled legs like mat for am. Akpa amu di ka gi

Jonathan2787:
your stupidity is overwhelming, he walks past you and whistle and of all the people in your imaginary class you are the only one that got anoyed thats first clue that you are a silly attention seeker, secondly your name aint whistle and your presence shouldnt make him paralysed he shouldnt walk because you are there another clue that your pathetic self also notice him, and for petes sake he didnt aproach you and you aint the only barbie around so what makes you think hes doing all this to annoy you. if you aint such a bovine i know you are why dont you ask him and get his response before coming here to bray like a donkey? and lastly how is this little freak show of yours related to rape? you dont know me so for you to predict what i will say in a rape case shows how demented you are. and a girl should normally be friendly not scarface so since you are a saddist and the only thing you know is agressiveness he concluded that the only way to watch your freak show is to annoy you and see your long poker face.

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Mehn see emZor para oh

The word panty makes me to throw up shaa

All these pirated copies of nollywood scripts flooding NL these days shaa
If my lady does such and I get to know...I go bath naked curse am!!! Make I hear sey the girl no get belle carry am for 15 months!

White ladies are so loyal and understanding but too emotionally unstable....black girls? Ptiffffffffffffff no excess money to lavish on them, no love!!! If you are kind and cute or intelligent with no much dough...them go dash you duplex and boys quarters for their friend Zone estate

I risk a break up if I don't kiss my lady on the fore head each time we hug...OP these rules are far too simple compared to what my lady expects...nice thread I confess tho