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Boateng is no stranger to being sent off for stupid reasons.I just had to dig this up from the archives.
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/football-bayern-fine-defender-boateng-brainless-red-card-174257472--sow.html

A40:
And you are bigger ret@rd than I initially estimated. Only a basehead completely ignorant on the basics of defence would rate David Lulz. What a joke! I thank Edumare that your pipedreams of David Lulz in a Bayern shirt never came to pass. Thankfully a maga club like PSG were stoopid enuff to pay for that. I don't care about David Lulz I'm however happy such a mediocre defender will never play for Bayern. If you like you can chat megedefegede about a FIFProXI which he clearly didn't deserve. Thomas Mueller has never made FIFProXI you tool!

FIFProXI is a very weak metric to measure a player's abilities. I don't need FIFPro to tell me David Lulz is a mediocre defender. You can open a PSG thread and go scream all you want about David Lulz. He will never be better than Boa-TANK even if he made 10 FIFPros

Oga Ade, calm down na so your blood hot reach?! Who said anything about wanting Bayern to sign David Luiz? Boateng's quality was already a subject of debate even before the rumours of Bayern's interest in Luiz started making the rounds.I only said i would rather have him or any other CB for that matter than 'Igiwo' in defence and wouldn't mind the club going for him.David Luiz is not even on my wishlist of CBs i would like Bayern to sign but i would still pick him anytime any day over BoaTHONG.David Luiz was only a point of illustration to tell you just how bad Alago stinks.At least i've never come out to proclaim Luiz as the 'best defender in the world' unlike some people who think Boateng is the Second Coming of Baresi when in reality he's no more than a rich man's Titus Bramble.He only belongs to the same category as the likes of Emir Spahic, Djourou, Jos Hooiveld, Wes Brown, Senderos and other so-called 'defenders'.

nonsoroyalty:
Aren't u a bavarian? Why are u against boateng playing for ur club?

My allegiances lie with FC Bayern Munich, not Boateng.Boateng is only lucky to be playing for us.If only you knew the horrors and nightmares i've had to endure watching him play.It might also interest you to know that i'm not the only Bayern fan on NL who thinks BoaTHONG is rubbish.There's also toba and Lordave(who is a bit nicer).All true Bayern Munich fans who say it as it is.

raumdeuter:
Julian Green wasnt even good enough to play for relegation Hamburg

Tell me something i don't already know.

A40:
Who gives a rat's a$$ about making the XI of anything especially one which everyone knew he had no business featuring in. You think the average Brazilian ninja cares or remembers that? No! What they remember is the Minerazo which they will be talking about till the year 2500 at the very least

Lahm has 2 FIFPro appearances to John Racist's 5 but Lahm is by far the better defender. Iniesta has 6 FIFPro appearances Andrea Pirlo only has 1 that sums it up really

Boateng has already cemented himself among the greats with virtuoso performances in football's biggest games. You are clutching to popularity contest awards to prove non existent points. Smh

You are even more delusional than i thought! You can hate from now till eternity but that won't change anything.David Luiz has the respect of millions of football professionals around the globe.Something 'Igiwo' can only hope for in his dreams.At least Lahm and Pirlo were recognized for their talent and achievements.It doesn't matter the number of times they made FifProXI.

So Kingsley Coman from Juve is a done deal.Great prospect.Hopefully he has learnt a thing or two from his 'mentor' Pogba and he follows in his footsteps in carving a name for himself.But that transfer begs a question:Where does that leave Julian Green? I'm really beginning to feel for the poor kid.He spent last season on loan at Hamburg but spent more time on the bench than playing.Pep might decide to send him out on loan again.

pkasso(m): 9:34am On Jul 13, 2014
I dey tell you! That was arguably Schweini's biggest performance in a Germany shirt.He also had two assists in that game if my memory serves me well.I've not seen anyone do a better yeoman's job on Lionel Messi since then(well, except for Godin and Miranda).Basti is my nigga but let's face it, he has not impressed since that cameo against Ghana.I understand he's not fully fit and is probably playing through the pain barrier but he's been too conservative and even Khedira has been more adventurous.It would be interesting to see a Messi-Hummels duel.I remember him shackling Messi in a friendly against Argentina some years ago before going off injured.I mean if he can stop CR7,who says he can't do the same to Messi.I pray and hope Boateng steps up and plays the game of his life.[/b]THIS IS IT, BOYS!

My post before the World Cup final.

pkasso(m): 10:44am On Jul 14, 2014
I woke up today feeling like a world champion.It's been worth the wait.Those years of pain and disappointment are finally over.We've dispelled the tags of nearly-men and chokers.The players gave everything;blood, sweat and tears.My man Schweini played his heart out.Those fucckers at Sport Bild can finally choke on their pens.[b]Jerome Boateng did step up and play the game of his life as i had hoped but I still have my reservations though.Hummels was a monster at the back.Capt Lahm reliable as ever. Kroos must be thanking his stars Higuain didn't convert but that aside had a great tournament.Wish him the best at RM.Yesterday was Miroslav Klose's last game.I'm gonna miss the poacher goals and backflips.Germany's greatest no 9 after Gerd Muller.Finally big ups to Jorgi Low and Hans Flick for a job well done.I will be celebrating for weeks!

My post the day after Germany won the world Cup.
Yet they say i never acknowledge Boateng

You really expect me to believe that list? Any list that has Xavi as one of the best players of the 2014/2015 season should not be taken seriously.Where Pierre-BigMac makes the list ahead of Alex Lacazette(the player with the most goals outside of Messi and CR7).No Busquets, Pique, Aguero. . . I can go on and on.That list is wrong on so many levels.Thiago Silva is also not on either list, does that mean Boateng is better than him ?
We dey talk of authentic and veritable recognition, my guy dey show nominee list.Abegi!

raumdeuter:
He is already the highest ranked defender in last years Champions league as shown by UEFA while no one even remembered Luiz and Terry who also played he CL

Oga, you don start your mago-mago games again.Which one be highest ranked defender again? Then why is he not on the official squad of the season.Gerard Pique and Sergio Busquets weren't even on the shortlist yet they made the squad.

raumdeuter:
In case we need to be reminded of David Luiz
https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02968/david-luiz-reuters_2968788b.jpg

It must have hurt you to see David Luiz make the best XI on the planet.I remember you calling me a liar when i told you he made the World Cup team of the tournament.Well who's laughing now?! Luiz was chosen by his fellow professionals as one of the best in his position or you think sey to make FifProXI na beans? They were clearly smart enough to overlook one bad game.I would rather trust the opinion of a thousand professionals than that of you or A40.When your beloved Boateng is in the presence of such elite company, you can then start to talk!

A40:
My friend rest! Ain't nobody got time to be deflecting nothing. Frankly I really don't care what you or any other person has to say about the Boa-TANK. He has nothing to prove to you
I talk trash about Rafinha and Bernat (mostly because of how poor he was vs Barca) but the difference between me and you is I give credit where its due and acknowledge them when they play well. You on the other hand never give the Boa-TANK credit instead you keep whining over and over about David Lulz. As if Bayern would ever go for that jester
Brazil's drubbing was largely down to David Luiz, he put up the most disgraceful performance I ever saw from a captain and was directly responsible for 3 goals.
You are entitled to your opinion about Jerome being a nobody but the people that matter Loew, Heynckes and Pep think he is and have been playing him in the heart of defence for half a decade, I will take their opinion over yours 365 and 366 days in a leap year hombre, we don't believe you you need more people!!

Oh! i'm supposed to pat Boateng on the head when he concedes a silly penalty and gets sent off within seconds? When 'Igiwo' makes a best XI, he will get all the credit he wants.Nor be only credit na airtime .

raumdeuter:
Boateng didnt cut it under Mancini yet he is number one under superior coaches like Pep, Loew and Jupp

I would rather trust the judgment of those coaches over than or you or Mancini

Indeed your faith in Luiz has been vindicated when he led the Brazilian team to their worst result at home in history and had to cry and apologize on national TV

Luiz + Terry 0 World cup. BoaTANK 1 world cup superb performance in the final

Get back when any of those two get a WOrld cup medal

You still haven't told me why BoaTHONG is not recognized despite playing for two of the best sides in world football.Thiago Silva is yet to win the CL and the World Cup but by your logic, 'Igiwo' is better, right?
I've said it times without number, Boateng is a parasite feeding off the sweat of others.He has never been recognized individually.He's always benefiting from the misfortune that has befallen others.A few years ago, Holger Badstuber was touted as the future of the Bayern Munich and Germany defence but successive injuries put paid to that dream.Boateng climbed on the back of that tragedy.Then there's the case of Dante.Bayern's best CB leading up to the World Cup but after that fateful night in Miniero, everything went downhill for him.In comes Medhi Benatia from Roma, Serie A defender of the year but he too has struggled with injuries and barely plays 3 games in a row.All these in one way or the other has made Boateng Bayern's go-to defender.It's either one hell of a coincidence or 'Alago' has clearly hexed them with some Ghanaian juju .

A40:
You can keep hating on the Boa-TANK but when coaches like Pep, Loew and Heynckes stop selecting him that is when I will get worried.

When coaches with 4 Champions League titles and a World Cup between them keep fielding the Boa-TANK at the heart of their defence. The opinion of FIFPro and Internet warriors fade to irrelevance.

Messi has been destroyed by a combined 12-0 in the past by teams the Boa-TANK was a key and starting member of, a one-off moment of magic will never erase that.

I won't even talk about Sideshow Bob David Lulz who captained his country to the biggest semi-final embarrassment in International football history never mind a jester like John Racist who keeps prostrating for Van Poosie, Andre Ayew and other average joes everywhere like an Iguana

As expected, you try to deflect attention from the debate by blaming it on some nonexistent 'hatred' for Boateng.You are always whining about how bad Rafinha and Bernat are but you don't hear me saying you hate them.Every Bayern Munich player has my full support but i don't hesitate to bring out the stick when they fall below standards.
Brazil's drubbing at the hands of Germany was a collective failure so don't you try and pin it on David Luiz.John Terry is well respected in the comity of defenders while Boateng is a nobody!

raumdeuter:
Only that top coaches like Pep Juup and jogi low makes him the first name on their team list.

When David Luiz retires he would be remembered for shaming his entire nation and crying in front on TV after chopping 7 goals in a world cup semi. That's assuming we ignore the number of nutmegs he got from Suarez

While terry would be known as the defender who threw away the CL, who got red carded at Nou camp and his team win trophies in his absence.

Who Jerome BoaTANK would be the dominant player in a CL and world cup final. Two trophies none of Luiz and terry would ever touch even if they play till 100

You keep repeating the same old lines.The same Boateng who could not cut it at a baby Manchester City side.Have you taken time out to ask yourself why BoaTHONG has not been recognized by either his fellow professionals or international football bodies like UEFA and FIFA.Even when his team mates are making FifPro XI and being nominated for Balon D'Or, he is nowhere to be found or is there a secret conspiracy against Boateng?
The same David Luiz you criticize at every turn made the World Cup Team of the competition and the elite team made up of only the best players in the world,The FifProXI despite contriving to play the worst two games of his career.At least my faith and belief in Luiz has been vindicated, what individual accolade can you show up for all this 'campaigning' for 'Igiwo'? You don't have to shove it down our throats.If he is as good as you say, we will see it.By the way John Terry and David Luiz both have CL winner medals.Both have also made the FifPro XI which is pretty much the next best thing after winning the Balon D'or.

On the home front, it's official! Benatia and Badstuber are the new Robbery.Or should i say BenStuber.Na the same winch dey do them.We should be looking to sign another CB.Lucky escape last time out at Hoffenheim after that display of glorious display of imbecility from BoaTHONG.To today's game, Leverkusen are a tough customer and i expect today not to be any different.If there is one thing i admire about their game under Schmidt, it is their pressing game.They are always hounding and harrying opposition players when they are not in possession.They should provide our first real test of their season but nonetheless a Bayern win and Arturo Vidal getting on the scoresheet.Lest i forget Douglas Costa na real baller.I had my doubts but they've all been cleared.I've never been so happy to be wrong.We've landed ourselves a gem.The future looks bleak for Ribery but something tells me he has a big part to play this season.

As per the Champions League draw, that one na stroll in the park.Arsenal are our beeches anytime any day.I'm fully confident we will do the double over them this time around.And as usual i expect our good friend Governor Pataki and the rest of the Gaynners clan to come here and run their mouth but the boys will do the talking on the pitch.Nothing less than 15 goals in the two games against Dinamo Zagreb will do and we should dispatch Olympiakos easily.Maximum 18 points in the bag.Decent draws for the other German sides.Wolfsburg and Leverkusen should make it out of their groups.Na death sentence for BMG.They would need a miracle to still be in Europe by next year.
I'm starting to feel this could be our season.It could be the proverbial third time lucky for Pep.For some reason i don't see Barca winning the CL back to back.It's going to be a straight fight between us and Real Madrid.

Omo see as dem murder Boateng! After na dem go talk say person hate am.God save am say i been very busy, i would have taken out time to destroy his sorry arse.At least everyone knows i'm not the only one who thinks BoaTHONG is shyte.Barman, abeg one plate of Nkwuobi and a bottle of Heineken for my guy airmark for exposing the fraud that is Jerome Boateng .And to the others keep spreading the gospel.
Boateng is a joke.He is not worthy of lacing David Luiz' boots not to talk of cleaning John Terry 's.When Boateng decides to call it a day in football, he won't be remembered as the player who won the CL and World Cup with Bayern Munich and Germany but as the unfortunate fellow Lionel Messi left on his backside on his way to scoring one of the most memorable goals in UCL history.In the light of this i've decided to add one moniker to his long list of titles.He, Jerome Boateng in addition to his other names Agyemeng and 'Alago' shall now be known as 'Igiwo'.For those who don't understand Yoruba, 'Igiwo' literally translates to 'The tree has fallen'.Get it?

jamace:
Yo my man. Longest time! Hope nothing de paa?

Chairman! Everything cool.Na my 'usual' vacation i go.You understand na!

I've been impressed with what i've seen so far from Douglas Costa.Kid is making me eat my words which is something that doesn't happen very often.However there are sides to his game which i still feel he needs to work on.For all his electrifying pace and dribbling skills, he still needs to find the end product(goals, assists).The killer instinct is missing and his finishing is rather poor.Imagine what happens when the goals dry up for Robben and co.He is a rough diamond and Pep will help get the best out of him.And is it just me or is there no love for Alonso around these parts?
All this talk about him being slow.Like Schweini was faster.

The thread that never ends. .Una go tire!

Hello?!

Best news i've heard all summer.Arturo Vidal, another member of my Fave Five.Too bad my dream of seeing 'Koenig Arturo' link up with Schweini won't be coming to fruition.Great signing but do we really need him? With the number of midfielders on the roster, both natural and converted(in the case of Lahm), i don't think so.Anyway,I'm really excited about the possible midfield combinations for next season.

A40:
This time last year Mario Goetze was deciding a World Cup Final
Guardiola can only try. God no go let you spoil this boy career

I can almost picture your 'best friend' toba reading this with a smug smile saying "i told ya!".Come to think of it, i've not heard from him in months.Our differences aside, i think it will be nice to have toba back around here.

The handwriting was on the wall, the clouds were gathering.Bastian Schweinsteiger moving to Old Trafford.I pray he makes a u-turn and stay.He has been a great servant of the club, a fans' favorite.My favorite.I remember him always being the last to step out of the tunnel.Lahm at the front, Basti at the back.Not gonna blame Pep.He had two world-class CDMs competing for one spot and went with Alonso, a decision i'm ok with.As always, club before player.Wishing him the best in his endeavours.Auf Wiedersehen, Fussballgott .

Princeparix:
Hey man.... Thought Jbluv sold you into slavery . Glad you escaped


How u dy?

Everything cool, bro.Slavery ke? dem no born am well .I've just been busy.Nothing more.

Guess who's back?! Good to see not much has changed around here.Princeparix still 'jumping' and harlos as annoying as ever

In the words of Lordave;"Jisos Kraist!".So na Douglas Costa we carry money go burn.35 million euros for wetin? Our transfer dealings in the last year or two has been questionable.Sold Shaqiri and bought Douglas Costa.God punish Sammer and Pep

I don't even know where to start from.Pep really let everyone down last night.After the humiliation he suffered at the hands of Real Madrid last season, this was his chance to set things right and bury those ghosts.The boys also have their fair share of the blame.Bernat was at fault for the first goal and didn't make those swashbuckling runs.Schweini was awful.Thiago was probably overwhelmed by the occassion.Only Neuer stood out.We are down but not out.I believe we can turn things around.It's nearly impossible but as they say at Adidas "Impossible is Nothing".Guardiola has one last chance to salvage his reputation.To engineer the greatest comeback in the history of European football.In the meantime, no one should come here and tell me BoaTHONG is better than David Luiz or John Terry for that matter.Best defender in the world, my foot.

The username bundesligabest has baffled me for some time.You know what they say,"there is a story behind every name".I've always wondered why on earth a Chelsea fan would choose such a moniker? You would think he would be somewhere at home on the Bayern thread.Now i know the real story .Chai, DK diaris god o.

Looking forward to tonight's game at the Dragon Lair.Porto are no pushovers but we should get the job done.A 2-nil victory will be just fine by me.Mia San Mia!

This injury situation is as baffling as it is frustrating.Players breaking like biscuit.Reminds me of a certain North London club.Whatever happened to the Teutonic fitness regime of old? HWM and his team do have a lot of work to do. For a gk who doesn't get to play many games, how Tom Starke manages to get injured has to be one of the mysteries of the game.I won't be surprised if he hurts himself getting out of bed the next time.Starke, Badstuber, Benatia, Thiago, Schweini, Robbery and now Alaba.Never knew we had so many crocks on our team.

raumdeuter:
Damn you

I was just about to post the same news

Anyways

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Abeg, make we hear word. Pep has always been known to be generous when praising his players,even when we know some of them are not all that.Coming from a man who said Badstuber is the best defender he has ever coached or how he would have a 1000 Dantes(yeah, the same Dante)in his team if it were possible, i won't be wrong to take his comments with a pinch of salt.

raumdeuter:
All the Boateng haters have been forced to remain quiet.
All the jesters they were comparing to Boatank have shown themselves to be impostors
Cahill regularly sit on the bench for rookie Zouma

Like you've been forced to cover your head in shame after seeing David Luiz finally redeem himself.Like i always say, David Luiz >> 'Alago' Boateng.Shikena