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To tell you how pathetic BoaTHONG's case is, his fanboys had to invent an 'award' just to feel good about themselves and their idol.'Highest ranked defender in Europe' .Even at that he still managed to share the dubious 'award' with Javier Mascherano! .

raumdeuter:
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Ki niyen wa mean? Only a retar.d would put collective achievements or team glory over individual talent when comparing players.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi are both yet to win the World Cup, Andre Schurrle has.Does that make Schurrle a better player than those two?
Thiago Silva is widely acknowledged as the best CB in the game but has never won any of the 2 most prestigious competitions in world football, the World Cup and the Champions League.Does that mean Boateng is a better defender?Your logic is flawed!
Bros, abeg find anoda thing talk!

It's a no-brainer that the best players in world football have at least one or two individual achievements or accolades to back up their claim as the best in their profession.It is a testament to the talent and ability they possess.Let start by looking at those players who have been wrongfully compared to 'Alago' and their individual achievements/honours.First up is David Luiz, the much-maligned Brazilian CB.All data are courtesy Wikipedia.

David Luiz Individual honours:

Primeira Liga Player of the Year: 2009–10
Premier League Player of the Month: March 2011
FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2014
FIFA/FIFPro World XI: 2014.
The comparison between Luiz and Boateng can be forgiven but there is no bigger mortal sin than putting BoaTHONG and John Terry in the same sentence.What insolence!

John Terry Individual honours:

PFA Player of the Year: 2004–05
PFA Team of the Year: 2003–04, 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–05
FIFA World Cup Team of the Tournament: 2006
FIFPro World XI: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009
ESM Team of the Year: 2004–05, 2008–09, 2009–10
UEFA Club Football Awards Best Defender: 2005, 2008, 2009
UEFA Team of the Year: 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009
Chelsea Player of the Year: 2001, 2006.

My final submission? Only a fool would even think of comparing these two players with Jerome Boateng.They are worlds apart.

A40:
STFU pcunto and stop disgracing yourself further. You wey i don slaughter like eran ileya! You have now been reduced to a herbalist muttering meaningless incantations after i have proven your illiteracy. You keep veering off topic and launching m0ronic diatribes not germane to the issue at hand. I am convinced you have not just gone full agbero but stark raving mad. What a halfwit!

Hoeponu! Keep drowning in your delusion! While i keep delivering blunt force trauma to your head. Hoeloriburuku

You wish! For your mind na you think say you be champion.Schizophrenic dunce.Shey na until i bludgeon your maggot-infested skull to pieces before you know say dem don finish you? Yaba Left must be missing a patient.This was a MISmatch right from the onset.Something like Germany vs San Marino or Bayern Munich vs Dinamo Zagreb .Morrafucka!

Ajasco40, Clap for yourself, at least you have succeeded in derailing the original argument.Tell us why Jerome Boateng has no individual honours to his name despite playing for 2 of the best sides in world football.

A40:
Mo daaran! You mean I have been arguing with someone who didn't know or 'wasn't sure' pictorial is a legit word? Iti kom kom! Empty barrel na him you be. Stop trying to lie! You suck at it just like at pretty much everything else. You have the IQ of an Ekpan fly and the motor skills of a newborn giraffe suffering cerebral palsy.
Your brains should be harvested and fed to hungry boerbels. They are of no use to you or the rest of society

Coming from someone whose alma mater is a school by the name of Asaro-onidin, i'm not surprised.You are a product of the rot in the Nigerian educational system.It's not good enough that you are DK's slave, you now wan turn yourself to my personal punchingbag.After all the beatdowns i've dishing out to your sorry self, one would expect you to change.But like the masochist you are, you keep coming back for more.Eran iya.Olohun gbo, when i'm done with you, you will be begging for euthanasia.

A40:
Apoche cra cra, how did you and the other hoeponu and Denrele wannabe pcunto feel watching the Boa-Tank run things at the back with another solid performance

He-diot! Your deity was up against Brown fvcking Ideye and still managed to look unconvincing.I guess you had chewing gum plastered over your eyes when he nearly gifted Ideye and Olympiakos a way back into the game.

A40:
Hahahaha you are a ret@rd give it up and stop disgracing your generations yet unborn. Illiterate that doesn't know pictorial is a word in the dictionary. You managed to get my word confirming what? Is that what I asked you? Olodo! You cannot make any intelligent contribution or deduction of your own and you are busy chatting megedefegede. Arindin born trowey! Excessive garri drinking has stunted your mental growth.

Wetin concern me with where you come from? I just listed the place you went to seek treatment for the Polio that ravaged you at childhood and has rendered you a useless adult today

Show us evidence of Schweinsteiger dominating Messi better than Boa-TANK did like you so boisterously claimed, You are chatting dothraki

Owo-jo-na. I blame your peasant parents for not practicing family planning.

Your very existence is a joke on a universal scale.The line about making a Powerpoint presentation should have tipped you off that at that very least i had the an idea of what the word 'pictorial' means but like the dullard you are, you couldn't pick on it.To paraphrase one of your cliched lines, 'legions of anjonu must be doing the haka on your head'.Dejo Tunfulu! Your replies are the same as VicO's rap lines - wack! You and your kind should should be sterilized to protect the genetic integrity of the human race.Boy-boy oshi!
On what planet did BoaTHONG dominate Messi? Chances are it was in your wet dreams.Verily verily, i say unto thee it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Arindin40 to be capable of intelligence.You can tie a millstone round your neck and jump off Third Mainland Bridge, e no concern me. Omo to yi o gbon.Show me evidence of 'Igiwo' dominating Messi and Messi alone and don't you even think of bringing up that stupid video.

Omo see groove! DJ, abeg knack me 'Ashimapeyin' by my man W Cizzie.And to my homeboy Pataki; hang in there, bro.E go beta .

Comfortable victory.Nothing extraordinary but we got the job done.

The journey to CL glory starts here.Olympiakos at home is a potential banana peel but we should get by. A 1-3 win for the boys.Mia san Mia!

A40:
Chale stop the bloodclart crying!! Wetin concern Corruption and Boko Haram with a discussion about proving Schweinsteiger's dominance. Asinwin suffering Down's syndrome.

If you don't want to put up with my posts why don't you pokun so and help us conserve oxygen.

You are a phool! Who has gone full agbero now? A ro pe o gbon ase bintin l'ogbon e. Omogo! Mugunlabi! Eran Ibiye

When i discovered the Internet you were still in Agbowo treating your Polio. Efulefu!

That i don't happen to have 'pictorial evidence' doesn't mean it's a lie, bozo.At least i managed to get your word confirming it.Bloody waste of space and weight.You must be a constant source of shame and sorrow for your parents.Papa A40 be like, e fit to say i know, i for done use condom.Alagbari koronfo.IdiotBoy doesn't know Pataki is the one from Agbowo.Ara nkan ta nso niyen.Na Oridota dem suppose dey call you.I am guessing you went to Feyingbole Grammar school or Ansarudeen.

A40:
You think say everybody na Owo-jo-na like you? Hahaha don't tell me you don't know pictorial is an actual english word. Your case is beyond redemption! Your IQ is too low to find me out. I'm like the Spetsnaz while you are just a witless civilian

Show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger's dominance on Messi the abirun is posting my past quotes. What does that prove? Ozwor!

Your comeback is weak and pathetic just like you are

You are one more reason why abortion should be legalised in this part of the world.It's bad enough we have corruption and Boko Haram, we now have to put up with you and your kind.How a trologdyte like you stumbled on the Internet in the first place is something i will never understand.You better go back to your cave or whatever hole you crawled out from.See this drag queen foaming at the mouth.Omo ode.Your stupidity is as mind-boggling as the vastness of space and i won't stop bashing your empty cranium until you grow some brain cells.

A40:
Hahahaha this douchegoblin will not kill me with laughter. Is that your pictorial evidence? Simple english buffoon cannot understand. Your comprehension skills are non-existent! So random banter is your evidence that Schweinsteiger dominated Messi? I might be stretching it but it is possible you have failed every exam you ever took in your life. Note I have not said Schweinsteiger did or did not dominate I am merely asking you to prove it (before you begin to play country dumb again) and show me how it surpassed Boa-TANK's job in the WC Final

You don't have time for Schweinsteiger issue but you went back in time over a year to dig up my posts, you must be idle and dyslexic as well.

The poster boy for subhuman intelligence sure knows how to drop 'em brainfarts.No be only pictorial, na Victoria.Dey there dey wait make i carry Powerpoint presentation come.Just admit you've been found out.Tell us why Alago is yet to make any best XI.

airmark:
I was also born and grew up in IB, old ife road before travelling. Nice knowing you are from the city, I miss that ib badly. Pataki said na agbowo boy him be. This weekend he is going to host the party at his agbowo residence, cos I will wear my blue Ankara to flex.

Hehehe.I be Elekuro boy.Even though my base is in Lagos, i still visit home from time to time.

airmark:
Stop abusing like a frustrated tout, when id,iots are caught at the peak of their idiocy they start to bring up stvpid defences with ridiculous aggression. Don't tell me since like 3 days now, you still lack the intelligence to interpret dayo's simple request. Raumdeuter was asking you if you could teach him how to make gifs or he could give you minutes from the youtube video to help him make like 5 gifs, wrongfully thinking you have a smart brain to do it. He overrated your level of intelligence, that was his undoing. You could see he did n't reply you again, he was shocked to the bone marrow by your brainless response. Take your time and think about the question again. Don't let me think Dayo is like a god to you in brilliance.

The bolded had me rolling on the floor .You dey mind am.I don't have a problem with people expressing their opinions but there's got to be a line.You don't go around insulting people just because they have opinions that differ from your own.At least when raumdeuter argues, he does so with class.You don't have to go all Agbero.
BTW, i hear you and Pataki are Ibadan boys.DK is the only one i know even though he doesn't know i'm also from IBD.Always nice to meet your fellow homeboys.

A40:
If intelligence was a sport you would be in the paralympics. Whether in football or any other genre of life your processing speed is many gigahertz below my frequency
Boa-TANK is better than Terry if it aches your belly. Go and bang your head on ogiri till that pile of vomit fluid between your ears spills out of your body. You have not told us if you are more intelligent than the elite coaches who have made Boa-TANK their first option on defence! If you love David Lulz so much you can as well open a thread for him and continue to fellate on him over there
Are you brain-dead or something? The official footballing body in Europe listed Boa-TANK as the highest rated defender but this asiwere is still questioning its authenticity. Eediot cannot differentiate between Champions League Team of the Year and the General UEFA European player of the year! Walahi you are too ret@rded to support an illustrious club like Bayern. What a disgrace you are to yourself and everyone around you
Show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger dominating Messi you begin dey kalolo like who warapa dey worry.

This mo.ron wears stupidity like a second skin.I've had the misfortune of meeting some really dumb persons on NL but you do take the cake.If there was ever a Nobel Prize for idiocy, you would win it every gaddamn year.Bloody Agbepo.Has Boateng ever made an UEFA Team of the year or any notable best XI for that matter before? You are a disgrace to the procreation process and everything it stands for.I bet there is a statue of BoaTHONG in your room which you worship alongside that of DK.He is after all your lord and master. As for the Schweini issue, ain't nobody got time for that.However i do have something that is just as good.Your admission of what it is you now blatantly deny.Here is what Agbepo40 had to say about Schweini and Messi just before the World Cup final.

Re: Bayern Munich ''5 times Champions of Europe'' by A40(m): 12:22am On Jul 10, 2014

coded01: HATERS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin



ITS MINE... cheesy cheesy cheesy

I hope you know this is the German Machine you are dealing with here your perennial conquerors. Anyway no be by posting for Nairaland. Schweinsteiger know as he dey always give Messi

Here's another.He had this to say before Bayern took on Barca in the Cl last season.
Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by A40(m): 2:21pm On Apr 24
I like and I'm equally amused at the overconfidence on display here. More mouth was made the last time out. While we might not have MSN but we have Robben, Mueller, Goetze and Lewandowski barring any injuries we also have Phillip Lahm, Alcantara in the midfield also Schweinsteiger who has Messi's pincode.

Now that's classic proof that things can come back to haunt you.You might want to think twice before posting on Nairaland.

Happy 26th Birthday to the cerebral assassin Thomas Muller.More goals and trophies to follow.

A40:
Did your mother use your brains to do money rituals? Because you are beginning to sound more ret@rded by the post. I will ask you for the umpteenth time because it seems your mental faculties are on vacay. Should we take the opinion of a village eediot like you over that of his teammates who he has won countless domestic and international titles with. A player is considered good enough to start for two of the best teams in football but this beast of burden is waiting for neutral opinion to endorse his eediotic beliefs. Do these neutrals know better than 3 winners who have individual accolades and 4 CLs and a WC title btw them who can't seem to keep Boa-TANK out of the most critical part of their defence.
Wasn't he listed as the highest rated defender by UEFA this year or were you in incarceration when the list came out? Funny that at the time you donkeys were bleating the loudest UEFA has finally done the needful.
I'm lying or you are just plain blind! Peruse those gifs and cover your head in shame. How will you remember when your Alzheimer's is terminal.
While you are at it show us pictorial evidence of Schweinsteiger dominating Messi and tell us the difference between that and Boa-TANK's virtuoso performance
Show me any defender who has led his country to disgrace in a World Cup semi-final losing by 7 goals to 1

How many plates of asaro did you sell your brains for? Cos it has now been proved beyond reasonable doubt that you lack one.I'm beginning to think the A in your name stands for Agbepo.You really should stick to packing shyte as football isn't really your thing.To paraphrase Tinie Tempah your idiocy is 'Written in the Stars'.Only a fella with a two-digit IQ like you would even think of comparing BoaTHONG to defensive greats such as John Terry.You should be drawn and quartered a la Game of Thrones.
There is clearly no limit to your stupidity, is there? We dey talk of authentic recognition but like his slave master raumdeuter, Agbepo40's only reference is a list of little or no importance.Highest ranked defender wey no make UEFA Team Of the Year.Olodo oshi, i was referring to the 2010 World Cup and Cl semifinal games in 2013.

A40:
Why are you asking me what you typed? Se o ti mu scoochies ni? A teammate who he has spent half a decade with is not objective but players who he faces once or twice in 2 seasons are the ones with objective opinions

So Schweinsteiger was the one marking Messi in the World Cup Final vs Argentina ba? You are just yarning megedefegede. Go and watch that Final again and show me where Schweinsteiger marked Messi or thwarted any of his attacks like the Boa-TANK did

Continue telling us cool stories and urban legends


Story for the gods! At least Boa-TANK has never led his country to the worst defeat in World cup semi final history. Show me where a Boa-TANK led defence conceded 7 goals in a 90mins match.

At worst Messi has gotten his pound of flesh on Boa-TANK. His record is still 1-4 and was actually 0-12 prior to that game. This is still infinitely better than getting destroyed by Jonzin Altidore a player so weak he couldn't hold down a shirt at Southampton


Of course I mean why shouldn't you pity children of a World and UCL Champion at 25. Let their school mates present their parents who are World and UCL Champions or champions in any endeavor in life.

Awe! Did Mama A40 drop you on your head as an infant? Everyone knows it's a cardinal sin in football for a player to criticize his team mate in public.Of course Neuer would tell you Boateng is a top defender.As a team mate at club and national level, he wouldn't want to 'fall' his hand.Only a neutral person not blinded by sentiments can be trusted to give a objective opinion.If he is as good as Neuer says he is then why he is yet to make any Best XI despite playing for Bayern Munich and Germany? At least if e no fit make FifProXI, UEFA Team of the year ko? The same teammates he plays with are receiving accolades and recognition left, right and centre but he is nowhere to be found.Or is FIFA and UEFA not objective enough?
Why you too dey lie like dis? Which of Messi's attacks did Boateng stop? Save for one goal-line clearance after Neuer stopped Messi's shot i don't recollect any piece of action involving Messi and 'Igiwo'.Messi was busy giving a clearly unfit Hummels the run around.The idi.ot was even the first to concede possession in that final after attempting one of his stupid long balls.Thanks to Pep, i can now manage to live with his passing.
Show me any FIFPRO XI lineup that has BoaTHONG present.

Iheanacho!!!!!

SailorXY na certified weyrey aswearigad! Those memes ehn!

Tooooooorrrrrr!

AikayDaWrapper:
What is Musa doing on that list. Forget that he's Nigerian.

Calhanoglu? Stones? Barkley? Zouma? Shaw? Wilshere? Bellerin? Coquelin? Firmino? Kovacic? Sergi Samper? Dybala? Morata?

I had to represent Mama Africa na.Ahmed Musa is perhaps the most consistent African player under 25 playing in Europe.I would have gone for Aubameyang but he is 26.As for the names you put up there, Top 50 maybe? Who would you take out to squeeze them in?

A40:
This is highly laughable!! He plays for Bayern and Die Mannschaft their opinion is all that matters.
Its like a man who works with Lufthansa, his colleagues at the mentioned company are satisfied with his performances and see him as the best at his job but that is not objective enough for you, you want the appraisal of someone who works at KLM to judge said staff. Does that make sense to you?

So we should take the opinion of Messi or Aguero (players he has actually dominated in the past) over that of his team-mate of 5 years for club and country who he plays directly behind and has won titles with. Amazeballs!

Did i say Aguero? I actually meant Ronaldo. Let's get something straight here. Boateng never dominated Messi. He was only part of the team that stopped Messi. If anyone deserves credit for stopping Messi all those years it should be Schweinsteiger. Schweini was the one doing the dirty job, tracking Messi's runs. Not BoaTHONG. Messi never got close enough to Boateng to cause any damage. Basti's anticipation and good reading of the game was key to neutralizing Messi. Two skills Boateng lacks. It's no coincidence that the only game Schweini was off colour and couldn't contain Messi, he ran riot. The one time Messi managed to isolate 'Alago' from the rest of the defence, the result was catastrophic to say the least. It wasn't just some training ground trick like the 'toros' or 'show me your number' .It was the ultimate destructive move.If it were boxing, that would be KO.If it were Mortal Kombat, it would be a Fatality move.And all Messi did was cut the ball to his weaker right foot.
A full-grown man or as my Grandma would say Odindin gende okunrin brought crashing to the ground by a man half his size using the simplest of footwork.This was like David vs Goliath.At least David had a sling and a stone.All Messi had was a pair of adizero50 boots.
The very spot where Boateng fell at the Camp Nou has been marked as Ground Zero.Legend has it that if you look closely enough you can see the dent caused by the impact of 'Igiwo's collapse.
It's Boateng kids i pity the most.Their young minds will be forever scarred by the image of their loving father lying on the turf humiliated.You can only imagine the pain and shame the kids will go through when their school mates decide to recreate the same move on the playground.

Augsburg fast becoming a bogey side.Boys should up their game.

Please tell me Chelski didn't just lose again.E be like say na bonanza dem dey do this season.Na for other teams to dey grab awoof points remain.But be warned offer valid while 'terrible form' lasts .Arsene Wenger and his boys must be licking their lips at this Chelsea side.DJ abeg knack me Asalamabeez by Daddy Showkey Ft HarrySong make i take shake body small.

Krasid:
Calhanoglu, Danilo ??

Too many good players.I couldn't squeeze them into the list.Great talents anyways.I can't think of a better deadball specialist than Hakan Calhanoglu at the moment and he's only 21! Danilo is Brazil's first-choice RB and will only get better after his move from Porto to Real Madrid.

I haven't visited this thread in a while but i hope you folks are pleased with Monsieur Wenger transfer dealings.Bringing in enigmatic 'striker' OwnGoal Escobar has got to be his biggest deal yet.2 goals in 4 games is not bad considering he's got more goals than Alexis Sanchez, Eden Hazard, Sergio Aguero and Wayne Rooney all put together.All without paying penny.Who knows at this rate he might just end up being Arsenal's highest goalscorer come the end of the season!

A40:
Make una epp me plix.

Who else saw the filthy nutmeg Jozy Altidore did on David Lulz? Is David Lulz an aspiring chef? Nutmegged by Jozy Altidore for goodness sake! A Sunderland reject

www.benchwarmers.ie/videos/david-luiz-has-been-destroyed-by-another-class-nutmeg/

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/watch-sunderland-flop-jozy-altidore-10021734

Hahaha I'm crying breh! Cc@raumdeuter

This na who dem say better pass Boa-TANK

Anyone can pull off a nutmeg just as anyone can be on the receiving end of it.Heck even Cristiano Ronaldo got nutmegged by Dani Alves.No be 'toros'? Abeg talk anoda thing jare.But to fall as Boateng did, in such comical fashion, like a sack of garri.THAT requires a whole new level of mind-boggling clumsiness.That was pure comedy gold.Not even Charlie Chaplin or Baba Sala could pull that off.For a moment there, i thought he was having a seizure! Even if David Luiz 'chops' a thousand nutmegs, he will always be a better defender than your BoaTHONG! One EPIC fall >> a thousand 'toros'!

raumdeuter:
pkasso



Oya knock yourselves out

OMG! Like i was expecting him to say something else.There's no way Neuer was going to say anything negative about Boateng.An 'endorsement' from a fellow team mate is not objective enough.I would like to know what other persons not affiliated with Bayern Munich and/or Die Manschafft think of Boateng as a defender.Say someone like Aguero or Messi.

Notable mentions are Alvaro Morata, Marc-Andre Ter-Stegen, Thiago Alcantara and Julian Draxler.

I had a bit of time on my hand so i decided to draw up a list of the best 25 football players under the age of 25.Please note that this list is not in any way definitive or authoritative.It has not been approved or endorsed by FIFA or UEFA . . yet .It is only an individual 's perspective on the best young players in world football and how they rank in my estimation.
The criteria employed in compiling this list includes Talent, Influence on their respective teams, player market value, individual achievements and popularity/fame.
By the way constructive criticism is welcome.Who do you think should have made the list and who should have ranked higher or lower on the list?
Also feel free to rate the list out of ten.
25.Oscar (Chelsea/Brazil)
24.William Carvalho (Sporting Lisbon/Portugal)
23.Douglas Costa (Bayern Munich/Brazil)
22.Christian Eriksen (Tottenham Hotspurs/Denmark)
21.Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow/Nigeria)
20.Alexandre Lacazette (Olympique Lyonnais/France)
19.Memphis Depay (Manchester United/Netherlands)
18.Phillipe Coutinho (Liverpool/Brazil)
17.Thibaut Courtois (Chelsea/Belgium)
16.Raphael Varane (Real Madrid/France)
15.Isco (Real Madrid/Spain)
14.Marco Verratti (PSG/Italy)
13.Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspurs/England)
12.Raheem Sterling (Manchester City/England)
11.Kevin De Bruyne (Manchester City/Belgium)
10.Koke (Atletico Madrid/Spain)
9.Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid/France)
8.David De Gea (Manchester United/Spain)
7.Mario Goetze (Bayern Munch/Germany)
6.James Rodriguez (Real Madrid/Colombia)
5.David Alaba (Bayern Munich/Austria)
4.Toni Kroos (Real Madrid/Germany)
3.Paul Pogba (Juventus/France)
2.Eden Hazard (Chelsea/Belgium)
1.Neymar (Barcelona/Brazil)