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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
raumdeuter:
Have you wondered where that Dante is now? He has been banned from his National team and has been bounced from Bayern. Dante is the first defender to be substituted by a Bayern coach after 32mins without being injured vs Hannover



It seems you have a fetish for failed footballers like Luiz, like Tery like Dante. You probably have a picture of Titus Bramble in your room too

David Luiz wasteman of a footballer whose ineptitude led to death in his country
Terry another useless footballer who never won a major final in his entire career be it CL, Europa, or World cup
Dante who is an outcast in Brazil and at Bayern

Everyone in the media is raving about Boateng even opponents like Hummels told everyone they had to plan specially for Boateng but some faceless Nairalanders who are inconsequential in the scheme of things are telling us about failed players like Dante, Luiz and Terry
Walahi! O ti reyin sir! Who said anything about the current Dante being a good defender? Everyone knows Dante lost it after the World Cup.Na birds of the same feather you and boy-boy be.Dante don turn shyte, probably thanks to Igiwo's Ghanaian juju.The clip i put up was from 2 seasons ago.That was Dante at his play-making best.Alonso would give an eye for that pass.Ki olorun fi orun ke Dante.Dante was Pep's go-to man when building up play from the back, not your god Alago.David Luiz after the 'worst year' of his career made the best eleven on the planet, Boateng despite having the best season of his career couldn't even make the initial 59-man list! You should bury your head in shame!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:47pm On Oct 07, 2015
A40:
First and Foremost. I spare a thought and a prayer for the great Der Bomber Gerd Mueller who is presently battling Alzheimer's.
Hahaha see this eediot! Who launched the ball that led to Bayern's 5th Champions League? Acute memory loss would not kuku let your remember. Arindin pcunto, so Dante originated that move or what is this demento talking about?
Where is the said Dante now? Is he still at Bayern? Didn't we see him get dismembered roughly two weeks ago.
I have said it before that intelligence is haram to a simple minded oponu like you. You have once again proven me right
If una like make you la ori e mo ogiri. Boa-TANK will start vs Ireland. He will start Bayern's next match vs Bremen if fit. Eni to ba wu ko be
So you know say you be minion lasan lasan.I didn't even have to mention your name.Na 'guilty conscience' dey do you.Arindin40, do we always have to spell things out for you.As usual, the point got lost on your clueless self.If Dante, who is now a mess could pull that off then there is nothing special about BoaTHONG's.
A40:
Thank God say you know sa na real Olongbo you be. Poosie!! That is why we call you pcunto. He sucks at defending but 3 FIFA Coach of the Year winners continue to make him a pillar of my defence and for my adopted National Team as well. When I see names like Okazaki, Rooney, Lupita Nyong'o, David LOlspina and Willian I know that is not a list anyone would take serious. I have never rated Boa-TANK based on individual laurels cos I know in the end trophies is what counts, so it takes an uncommon ret@rd with the IQ of an Ekpan fly to think I care about whether he makes a list or not.

I know it must eat at your heart each time you see the Boa-TANK suit up for Bayern and Germany. This is not changing any time soon so better have a paramedic on standby at all times. Ozwor
Shey eleyi o sinwin sa? Who dey follow this one talk? Must you always subject yourself to unnecessary battering from me. I laid a bait and you swallowed it hook, line and sinker.The ajadugbolugi
jibe was aimed towards coogar but like the mongol you are, i knew you would jump on it.Na Sopona and Elegbara go fire those crooked fingers wey you use type the rubbish you put up there.Quote me again and . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 12:01pm On Oct 07, 2015
For Dayo and his minion who won't let the rest of us hear word over Alago assists against Dortmund.You might want check out Dante's assists vs Manchester City 2013/2014 season.Anything else BoaTHONG does is copykata.
Dante to Mulller: Etihad Stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbFYSHRb-ns

Dante to Muller: Allianz Arena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjDBrfCzeXY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 11:33am On Oct 07, 2015
A yi sinle oloko lo mu ki eku sako.When the cat is away, the mice will play.Even Davidbanky dey put mouth join.I see raumdeuter and his boy-boy have been w@nking to BoaTHONG's assists vs Dortmund.It still doesn't change the fact that he sucks at his primary job which is defending.
I've been vindicated yet again. Boateng's failure to make the 59-man list for the Balon D'Or shows how much he ranks in FIFA's estimation of the best players in the world. The likes of Terry and David Luiz can be excused for missing out on the list.Afterall anyone with at least a FifProXI appearance to their name can be considered a member of the football elite.But not Boateng, "he is the best CB in the world", his fanboys said.Yet he couldn't even make the bloody list.Later one random ajadugbolugi go come here dey yarn nonsense.Making the list for BalonD'Or is not even something i would be quick to brag about but i'm sure if 'Igiwo' had made the list, persin for no hear word.The sovereign football body on the planet has spoken.Makes me wonder why i bother arguing with faceless wannabe analysts on Nairaland.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 1:38pm On Oct 03, 2015
airmark:
This is how lives of liars turn out to look when faced with nake.d truth. They will be so confused that it would be as if the land should open and swallow them to avoid the shame. Please take your time and think what went wrong in your brain to have given two different accolades to your own team:



AND THIS



Pataki, Adelana1, pkasso come and see oniro omo ole has been caught nake.d again. Iro lo ma baye dayo je grin grin grin
The guy matter don tire me.E be like say im middle name na Linus grin grin.If Dayo was an operating system, he would be Linux grin.Nigga can lie for Africa.Na my fault.I helped create the lying menace that is raumdeuter grin.If too say when the guy dey lie, i dey expose am e for no reach this stage.If there is one person who is good at busting DK's lies, its Dadehmola.That one dey catch am wella grin.Ajebo probably had raumdeuter in mind when he made this song grin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXNMWfu36Is
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by pkasso(m): 9:11am On Sep 30, 2015
Choi! See parry wey i miss.You guys need more than a miracle to qualify from that group.Pataki, you had better start dealing with your new-found status as Europa League contenders grin.Even if we dash you one point and you win your remaining games, na Europa still grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 8:55am On Sep 30, 2015
I'm mildly disappointed in the boys.We took our foot off the gas in the second half.We were 4 goals up in less than 30 minutes and definitely should have scored more.No to mention they ruined my accums.It is well sha. Absolutely gutted for Leverkusen.They gave everything and deserved at least a point.If only Chicharito had converted that sitter at 0-1.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2015
Alonso and Muller start on the bench.Pep obviously has one eye on the Klassiker at the weekend.Decent starting XI.I'm looking to see how Kimmich fares in that regista role.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 7:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
45-game unbeaten run or not, if we don't tear this Dinamo side to shreds, i swear Pep go hear am.I honestly can't think of a worse team in UCL history.You only need to look at their history.They are the San Marino of this competition.I have my money, literally on a 6-0 win.Can't blame me, the odds look tasty at 17.5 grin.My only prayer is the boys don't go scoring 7 or 8.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m):
Our first half showing in recent games is starting to worry me.Struggling to break down the opposition in the opening 45 minutes only to rip it apart in the second half is fast becoming a habit.Things might not go our way next time.We need to start games on a strong footing.Great game over the weekend.Big milestone for the man of the moment, Lewy joining the 100-goal club.And mehn, am i in love with the CoCo! grin Two explosive attackers burning down the flanks.It's safe to say we've now got Robbery covered. Toks is really growing into that CB role.And just as Pep said, he might just go on to be the best in that position.Also good to see Javi complete 90 mins.Dinamo Zagreb next at the Allianz Arena.I smell a whitewash.Six points and double digit score over two games.Mia San Mia!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 6:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
Great game today.The match was one-sided as expected.It was nice seeing Vidal finally get his first Bundesliga goal for Bayern but the highlight for me was Coman.Kid really means business.He is clearly following in the footsteps of Pogba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 6:05pm On Sep 19, 2015
A40:
I am not the one that has been groaning up and down like a Silverback on her menses. Hoeponu is it me you are forming Kratos and Ajigijaga for? Emi e o gbe. I have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that you and I are not on the same intelligence tax bracket. You will soon burst a carotid artery at this rate. Which would be hilarious. Bring on any topic and I will make you look like the Doofus Giwa you are.
Listen here pcunto its not till you recite a bazillion incantations before I dismember you with ease and calm nonchalance. Abinibi yato si ability. Sod0mite oshi
Ewu was talking about corruption, Boko Haram and his alma mater yet claims I derailed the argument. You need brain surgery. I will answer your m0ronic question when you answer the one i asked ab initio. Owo-jo-na
It's a well known fact you possess the brainpower of a nematode.See this homoerotic deviant trying to pin his perverted ways on me.Adofuro oshi.Rent boys like you got nothing on me.Dysmorphic ape.I would have to be brain-dead or in coma for you to pose any threat whatsoever.You've been decapitated, eviscerated and castrated all in one swoop.I don't plan on wasting time arguing with intellectual lilliputians like you.Bloody neanderthal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:19pm On Sep 19, 2015
Pataki:
So airmiles too na rapper? grin As for Ibime, I don challenge am so tey.....na ramirez and emenalo rhymes I go use cremate am for the rap section.
Hehehe! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 11:03am On Sep 19, 2015
airmark:
We know him in rap section, he is a very useless fellow.
No be Sauron? Dude and Ibime had some beef going on back in the day.Rumor has it he was stealing people's lines.His 'biting' skills were so legendary, they nicknamed 'Suarez' grin.Na pesin wey i know very well.I am no rapper, but i do admire the art.You are not a bad emcee yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 9:53pm On Sep 18, 2015
airmark:
Oloridota ni coogar. He once said depay would destroy Swansea if they meet, only for depay to be one of the flops of the match. Coogar should be analyzing Mario games. Aguero and Oscar will always like to play against boatank till jesus comes.


[img]http://heavyeditorial.files./2014/07/osar.gif[/img]
Dude just came storming in like a rabid dog.He should stick to his 'Rooney or no Rooney arguments' with Elampiro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m):
raumdeuter:
Playmaking from the back. Thats another part of his game that has improved. See that pass to Lewandoski vs City

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/lbBJ48.gif
Abeg i've seen better.Dante's assists for Muller's goals vs City the previous season would have even Alonso go green with envy.An accurate 50+m yard assist and he even repeated the same trick in the second leg.That was Dante at his playmaking best.Ki Olohun forun ke Dante grin grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2015
coogar:
i dunno why raumdeuter wastes his time to argue with idiotic twerps.

the top 3 defenders in the world at the moment are boateng, pique and ramos. after them there is a lot of solid defenders but those 3 stand out. boating looks ridiculously insane these days....he's destroying everything put in front of him. his build-up play has improved massively too. there's no defender currently in the EPL that can touch boateng. he's that good....man city must be kicking themselves for letting him go.

another pogba moment for an EPL club.
Nibo le le ti jawa ti o lokun lorun? Abeg park well.While Boateng has improved thanks to Pep, he is certainly nowhere near any of the top CBs in the game.A defender like him is not deserving of such elite company.If gifting penalties and getting sent off in space of seconds is your thing, then BoaTHONG is your dream CB.Why would City be regretting selling him when he is always dashing them awoof whenever they take on Bayern?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m):
raumdeuter:
The blood of the man is on you and Luiz. David Luiz incompetence and failure killed one of the icon of Brazilian football

Pkasso this is the defender you have been promoting for years? The defender who caused the death of brazils biggest fan and brought sorrow to the life of 250m people


You should be send to aiyelala for selling the public a fake footballer
Why you dey lie on top David Luiz' head? Governor Pataki said the man had cancer.If you no wan hear, you fit carry Luiz go court.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 7:43pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
Did you actually graduate from Feyingbole Grammar school? If you dont understand what pep was saying

When are you and Luiz going to apologize to the family of the man your god David Luiz killed

this man has been following Brazil before Luiz was born and that omokomo ikeji aja killed him. David Luiz should be named Ajantala
First of all, it's a BIOGRAPHY not an AUTOBIOGRAPHY.Pep didn't write a word.Who's looking like the Feyingbole graduate now? Why not go and charge David Luiz with manslaughter or murder.Why you come dey curse David Luiz abi the man na your family? Panadol for another man's headache.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:50pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
This is what they call Ailojuti

You went from



To



To

Now to this

Basically from Messi never got close to Boateng to One fluke tackle?

Do you have any shame at all? By the way Kiloruko agbo-ile yin nIbadan. I am suspecting you
I clearly overlooked the 'one fluke tackle'.But you kept posting gifs that had nothing to do with Boateng 'dominating' Messi.Only one of out 4 gifs was correct.Egbon, is that what you call 'domination'.Senility must be setting in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
Defenders dont win Golden boot they aim to win the world cup by stopping attacks which BoaTENG did and excelled to win the cup

Which Luiz failed at and had to cry and apologize on national TV
Defenders don't win Golden Boots but they do make Best XIs and Dream Teams.Which one of the above has BoaTHONG done?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2015
After all the 'pictorial evidence' put forward on this thread including gifs, screenshots, articles and even memes showing what a terrible defender Jerome Boateng is, some people still refuse to believe even their god admits to not knowing anything about defending.Here's an excerpt from Pep Guardiola's biography, Pep Confidential:
"Guardiola discovered Boateng is totally self-taught," "The young German defender has been explaining that no one has ever shown him how to defend. In fact, Boateng confesses that he didn't even know that the defensive line could be organized. He thought that every player defended instinctively."
Lobatan! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:22pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
You told us Messi never faced Boateng when are you going to admit lying to the public here and log out in shame

I didnt get a hold of the gif before now they have put you to shame
One fluke tackle was your only real evidence of Boateng 'dominating' Messi.You really need to look up the meaning of 'dominating' in the dictionary.If too say na A40. i know wetin i for tell am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:15pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
BoaTANK replying In the words of Thomas Muller

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1556127_thomas_muller_jpegc3caa7117726ed63c56f0269355e4a0d
Hello??! Thomas Muller won the Golden boot in the previous edition.At least he knows what it feels like to be accorded respect and recognition.Unlike Boateng.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 5:04pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
It surely does. AFter posting the worst performance in world cup history and having to cry in front of National TV
[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCsbMRjVEAAM6fm.jpg:large[/img]
Lame! those memes are nothing compared to that of Boateng.Tell us what individual honor does 'Igiwo' have to his name?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:42pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
WHo was he dominating here? Messi Menses or Simen?
https://j.gifs.com/m2Gobx.gif
Lobapari! It's official you and your boi-boi be the same thing.Is this what you call 'dominating'.I am deeply ashamed to call you my homeboy. Ibadan boys are not this dumb or dumb at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:39pm On Sep 18, 2015
This should make for pleasurable reading. .
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2548276-why-psg-made-the-right-move-in-signing-david-luiz.
CC raumdeuter, A40.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:36pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
[size=14pt]BoaTANK #3 Bailing out Schweinsteiger [/size]
https://j.gifs.com/KBEPMZ.gif
I said Messi and Messi only! What has Aguero and Schweinsteiger got to do with 'dominating' Messi.E be like say you too get comprehension problems.A once-in-a-blue performance is not going to change my opinion on Jerome Boateng.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:28pm On Sep 18, 2015
raumdeuter:
I see pkasso has logged out in shame
Abo.ki! I was busy typing my reply.You and A40 are birds of the same feather.No wonder you flock together!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:26pm On Sep 18, 2015
No one is disputing the fact that Boateng had a great game in the world cup final.But saying he 'dominated' Messi is just pure exaggeration.He wasn't even man of the match at least statistically.Boateng completed 6 tackles same as Mats Hummels.Admittedly, Hummels had a shaky first half as he was nursing a knee injury but came back stronger in the second half.Strong enough for Whoscored.com to hand him a rating of 8.2 and man of the match award.
Here's the http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/847439/MatchReport
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:14pm On Sep 18, 2015
pkasso:
Why you too dey lie like dis? Which of Messi's attacks did Boateng stop? Save for one goal-line clearance after Neuer stopped Messi's shot i don't recollect any piece of action involving Messi and 'Igiwo'.Messi was busy giving a clearly unfit Hummels the run around.The idi.ot was even the first to concede possession in that final after attempting one of his stupid long balls.Thanks to Pep, i can now manage to live with his passing.
Show me any FIFPRO XI lineup that has BoaTHONG present.
raumdeuter:
[size=14pt]Boateng #2 preventing a certain goal[/size]
https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20150918/5250692/boa2-o.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by pkasso(m): 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2015
'The highest ranked defender in Europe award' is not recognised or verified by sources such as Wikipedia or even UEFA.4110 buruku le egbon yi sha! grin grin.

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