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And blow banga!

I can drum conga and bells shaaa

Whistle
Clap
Smoke igbwo
And blow banga!

I can drum conga and bells sha

This list is not complete without the pension scandal guy!!
How can someone serve his father land for sooo long only to be denied his pension cos of some greedy facker?

A lot of people nominated farouk but looking at it from the right perspective; if facrook did a good job, is it not up to GEJ and his weak judiciary to see justice done?? We all know GEJ can do the job already...

I vote GEJ as the biggest disgrace to ever happen to NIgeria!!!

Do yall Bleep your dads or something... Damnn!

You have stayed in UK for soo long that if you come back home now, you'd be like a fish swimming on land!!... Best of luck to you! Don't get caught!!!

Okay only a few people would understand what's actually going on!

There is this juju that entails having people think you're dead for a short while!

I dunno if that's what sullivan is trying to get!
Obj also did it!

[quote author=]LOL the US government can't finance it's budget either. If you weren't lying about your 'american passport' you would know about the debt situation here and the fiscal cliff.
You don't sound like a real american, there are things americans dont say and what you just posted is one of them, i can call a fake when i see one.


I think that people leaving nigeria is best for nigeria because it's helping us get rid of a lot of criminal, hateful and unpatriotic elements. I think poverty beats down many people's ability to ration correctly and the guy that posted above me shows this, so it's going to be hard to speak so someone who is still in abject poverty like himself. It's hard to think when you're hungry. Nevertheless he shouldn't pretend he's in america...[/quote]Shut up nigga!!! Why don't you come back home since its pointless staying there?... I have an aunt like you; she's always complaing about debt and suffering but she doesn't wanna come back!! Going there without a plan is really dangerous and stupid but if you seek the better life; a life where water, good road and electricity, security and justice isn't for the "big men" alone, then go to the developed world!!....
Even if you work hard in Nigeria, how many pple can boast of being middle class citizens??... Can u honestly say that life isn't preferable overthere than here?
Please come back home oh ye middle class citizen! Come and become a billionaire in your father's land!! I promise to give you a place you can squat..... Hediot!

I'm worried!
Special team using ak-47?
Ak-47 aim is shit unless you're real close to your target!!

La special forces,
La special terrorists!
La 1 trillion defence budget
La wack gadgets!

The transistion from bachelor-hood to married life is quite difficult unless one prepares well for it!!
The freedom you used to get as a bachelor isn't there anymore.

- your responsibility increases and if you wife is unemployed, that could make things worse!

- lack of breathing space! Every relationship including marriage needs some space once a while!!... In a situation where the man eels choked, he tends to stay out late more often, drinks more and maybe womanizes!!

- that is why I recommend long-term courtship... I can't marry someone I haven't dated for atleast 2 years..

pfii: Make God the father your Godfather

That one doesn't work in Nigeria oh!! Ask the 73% unemployed folks!

First of all; the song is okay!

-d'banj didn't write this song... He's more like a puppet now!

- the smooth voice was achieved by passing the voice sample through several filters!!... I suspect there is also some guit fx on the voice!!... Notice he was slightly sounding like akon!!

Thank you sony!

A ship loaded with oil has gone missing once in this country!... They never find am till date!! Expect nything from naija!

La bokoharam sponsor;
La court
La bribe
La national award

Can I Bleep a girl in that car?
If I can, then its as good as anyther car!!

If I was a kidnapper; I'd make a video of the victim as evidence that she's alright! If I don't get the money within 3 days; I'd kill the fat bitch and send the body back to them!!! Stingy fools!!

My dad was a failure!
Made mountains outta mole hill and didn't raise us right even though he thinks he did!! Never supported any of our dreams nor put in the extra effort for us!!....... Bleep you very much dad!...

They can suck my cock for all I care!

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Yasmine: I find myself falling for the kind of guy ekt_bear describes .. The undercover nice guy ---> He roars in the crowd, dons the 'player' veneer with full swag, chases and hunts and is as elusive as the best Alpha male, gives me grief trying to get his attention, but when I (finally) get to know him, see that under all that braggadacio, he's really a well-brought up, kind, loving nice guy with a softside , who can stand up when necessary !

Nice romantic movie!!

I'd like to meet
dodobodo!
And born2fuck!!
I love that guy!

I wish her the most painfully slow and horrible death!

I wish her and her family death for all the pain she has caused nigerians!

Is it all about "double portions"??

Seems like selfish desire is the driving force behind all this "sowing seed" and all whatnot.

Sow a positive seed in lives of people.... God don't need ur money or sacrifice cos Jesus has paid the ultimate price!! Don't pay for what jesus has already paid for!

Dunno if I'm posting too late but send me a private message let's talk!!... Lemme see what u can do!... Please properly identify when u send me the email! God bless thy hussle!

Even if they kill the police man; I don't care... Useless police folks... Beat am well well!!.... Infact if I was there, I go follow beat am!