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Finally i need a foundation specialist who specializes ins skeletal concrete foundations .If you do contact me at playmodeza@gmail.com

Solar panel electrician needed.I am also looking for an electrician to install solar panels on my roof and inverter in my basement. Contact me at playmodeza@gmail.com

Skilled plumbers required.I also require skilled plumbers with with experience and good taste.Contact me at playmodeza@gmail.com

Interior fittings/Decor specialist.If you know you are good at fitting ultra modern interiors in to new homes ,pleas contact me me at playmodeza@gmail.com

Spray Foam or rigid foam insulation.I am looking for insulation specialist of for my housing project,I prefer spray foam insulation but don't mind rigid foam insulation.If this is your field please contact me at playmodeza@gmail.com

Dry wall Specialist.This is a very important specialist which i need.My housing project involves a lot of drywalling. This means that boards will will be installed on the wall ,dry wall chemicals applied and sanding done to give a solid smooth finish .

If you specialize in interior roofing (plaster of paris inetrior roofing) ,you will probably know what this is.Please get in touch with me urgently via : playmodeza@gmail.com

Experienced Welder required. I need a welder with a very steady and straight hand, someone who can cut out metal in a very straight line.he must also be good at wall panel welding and partitioning as illustrated in the pictures.If you are skilled enough to do the things in the photos ,please contact me at : playmodeza@gmail.com

Metal doors % Aliminium full length windows

Please look at the pictures and if you specialize in this ,please contact me via : playmodeza@gmail.com

I apologize for temporarily hijacking this thread but i am looking for the following construction tradesmen :

(A) Metal/Aluminium Window & Metal Aluminium Door Maker
(B) Skilled and experienced welder
(C) Dry wall & Plywood Specialist
(D) Experienced plumber
(E) Interior fittings specialist e.g lighting, walling ,flooring e.t.c
(F) Aluminium Roof & Traditional roof specialist
(G) Solar panel and Inverter Specialist
(H) Spray foam insulation specialists
(I) Concrete foundation Specialist

I have also attached some pictures to indicate what a Dry Wall specialist does for those who do not know what it means.If you fit in to any of the above trades and you are very experienced ,please contact me here : playmodeza@gmail.com

I need the above people for a construction project i planning on initiating in Mowe Ofada area

I am looking for the following construction specialists to work on my housing project in Mowe Ofada:

(A) Metal/Aluminium Window & Metal Aluminium Door Maker
(B) Skilled and experienced welder
(C) Dry wall & Plywood Specialist
(D) Experienced plumber
(E) Interior fittings specialist e.g lighting, walling ,flooring e.t.c
(F) Aluminium Roof & Traditional roof specialist
(G) Solar panel and Inverter Specialist
(H) Spray foam insulation specialists
(I) Concrete foundation Specialist

I will be posting some pictures to illustrate ideas of what i need done in my house by each specialist.If you fit in to any of the above trades and you are very experienced ,please contact me here : playmodeza@gmail.com

Please note that i am a perfectionist and i am looking for specialists who are thorough in their profession.I want to hire people with a sense of discipline,honesty and professionalism.You must also have a steady hand and modern construction tools if you want to work on my project.

Why are you Nigerian property guys so lazy?? Will it kill you to post photographs of the property. Geez i tire for this incompetent behavior.Dude this is fxcking 2012,invest in a camera and take pictures of any fxcking property you are selling or letting.That will add some credibility to your ad.

“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”
Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.

“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.
I told him mine with a precautious smile.
“Where are you from?” he asked.
“Zambia.”
“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”
“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”
“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”
My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.

“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”
“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.

“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”
“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”
He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

Quett Masire’s name popped up.
“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”
At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.

“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.
From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.
“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”
I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”

He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the entire Third World.”
The smile vanished from my face.

“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”
“There’s no difference.”

“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”
I gladly nodded.

“And yet I feel superior,” he smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”

For a moment I was wordless.
“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do, or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”
I was thinking.
He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”
I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.

“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.

He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? Are the Zambian engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”
I held my breath.
“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Zambian intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”
He looked me in the eye.
“And you flying to Boston and all of you Zambians in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”
I was deflated.

“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes, and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those research findings and dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them.”
He paused. “The Bwana has spoken,” he said and grinned. “As long as you are dependent on my plane, I shall feel superior and you my friend shall remain inferior, how about that? The Chinese, Japanese, Indians, even Latinos are a notch better. You Africans are at the bottom of the totem pole.”

He tempered his voice. “Get over this white skin syndrome and begin to feel confident. Become innovative and make your own stuff for god’s sake.”

At 8 a.m. the plane touched down at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Walter reached for my hand.
“I know I was too strong, but I don’t give it a damn. I have been to Zambia and have seen too much poverty.” He pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled something. “Here, read this. It was written by a friend.”
He had written only the title: “Lords of Poverty.”

Thunderstruck, I had a sinking feeling. I watched Walter walk through the airport doors to a waiting car. He had left a huge dust devil twirling in my mind, stirring up sad memories of home. I could see Zambia’s literati—the cognoscente, intelligentsia, academics, highbrows, and scholars in the places he had mentioned guzzling and talking irrelevancies. I remembered some who have since passed—how they got the highest grades in mathematics and the sciences and attained the highest education on the planet. They had been to Harvard, Oxford, Yale, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), only to leave us with not a single invention or discovery. I knew some by name and drunk with them at the Lusaka Playhouse and Central Sports.

Walter is right. It is true that since independence we have failed to nurture creativity and collective orientations. We as a nation lack a workhorse mentality and behave like 13 million civil servants dependent on a government pay cheque. We believe that development is generated 8-to-5 behind a desk wearing a tie with our degrees hanging on the wall. Such a working environment does not offer the opportunity for fellowship, the excitement of competition, and the spectacle of innovative rituals.

Source: http://mindofmalaka.com/2012/01/18/you-lazy-intellectual-african-scum/

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[size=20pt]The stupid Governor was able to party up and down in a private plane but is "15" IQ did not tell him to build a Hospital in his state. You see as GOD they take catch these monkeys.I just wish someone will kill all these leaders we have so that we have a good chance at rebuilding the nation.[/size]

First off i live in South Africa and i tell you that in 2012 this result is BS! The average South African both white and black are as d.u.m.b as door knubs. There are a lot of issues that makes South Africans the d.u.m.best people on the continent just to name a few ,Racism and xenophobia.

The black South Africans voted for a rapist and suspected fraudster to become their president.

The Average black south African does not want to work for anything ,they want the Government to give them everything for free.

The average black South African thinks he is superior to other Foreign Africans and does not want to associate or welcome them to South Africa.

The Average black south African is so d.u.m.b that the Government had to reduce exams cut off marks to 30% to get them promoted in class.

The Average black South African can hardly pass any international exam outside south Africa because of their extremely low education standards.

White South Africans think they know it all because of their skin color but from my own experience many of them know very little.

The Average white South African think that Apartheid was justified and that Affirmative action is reverse Apartheid in the new South Africa.

The white South Africans are so racist and d.u.m.b that they believe that blacks can not be good doctors,lawyers,IT specialist,Farmers,Teachers e.t.c The white South Africans also believe that Africa had never produced any notable intellectuals because because they live in their little racist cocoon.

In my opinion White South Africans have an average IQ of 45 due mainly to their racist beliefs and aggressive nature.

Black South Africans on the hand have an average IQ of 25 due to their racist beliefs ,xenophobic beliefs,laziness and violent nature


In my Travels around the African continent i can easily affirm that Kenyans(97) have the highest average IQ followed by Ghana (95) and then Zimbabweans (90).Nigeria comes in forth mainly because of our business "hustle" acumen and nothing more.In terms of general intelligence Nigerians are not intelligent ,they just think they are.This is evident when you look at how the average Nigerian reasons and votes.Instead of voting for true economic progress we vote along tribal lines and for known crooks.Intelligent people don't do that.

[size=15pt]Look at even the son has a pot belly ,shows you that his parents are corrupt ,greedy ,no morals ,no discipline fuctards. The most idiotic president alive,what a disgrace to Nigerians. Always having a goofy smile on his face like a dem3nted m0r0n whose azz is being f!ngered with feathers.[/size]

[size=20pt]ROFLMAO...........so what? You monkeys voted for him didn't you? Tomorrow you cretins will go out and vote for someone like him again once they give you guys N500 bribe. Africans can not rules themselves ,it has been proven in 40+ countries.I no longer feel pity for Africans or Nigerians,you voted so stop whining, enjoy your vote.

Maybe after another 100 years of pain and suffering ,you baboons will be smart enough to choose the right leaders.[/size]

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Does anyone know where and how i can shipping containers in Lagos??

I am looking to buy 10 feet,20 feet and 40 feet shipping containers that are in almost brand new condition urgently.

If you can assist please list the prices by size and we will talk.Thank you

Why are you people complaining?? When election time come ,you monkeys will still go ahead and vote for PDP. You can not continue to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result.Nigerians have the power to free themselves but like the typical Negroes which they are they will always vote for those wrong people.The IQ of the average Nigerian is below 50 so what can one expect.Even our so educated folks are unintelligent and corrupt.

I no longer feel for Nigerians who are suffering,they made their bed so they should lay on it.As long as they continue to take bribes and rig in the wrong leaders,i pray that their sufferings multiply.Hopefully the stupid voters will die of hunger thereby leaving the honest voters to choose the right leaders.

mikron: Apple and Samsung keeps growing in leaps and bounds on daily basis with new mind boggling products and i cant help but wonder why Nokia is not catching up, abi dem no fit do their own? im a Nokia fan though. are they packing up? same as Sony Ericsson.

What are you talking about.Nokia has just made one of the best phones in the world Nokia Lumia 920. Which planet are you living on Nokia does not need to make a tablet,they are good at making phones and they should stick to that.Blackberry tried to make tablets but see what trouble that landed them in.

FYI Apple is not doing sh*t ,just recycling the same old washed out devices. The new Nokia phone has wireless charging,Glove compatible touch screen,variety of colors,Pure view camera technology,windows 8 mobile and NFC.Google what that means. Apple's Os is a prison while windows 8 OS is freedom,it doesn't get better than that.

Check out what it feels like to own an apple product.

https://www.nairaland.com/1083036/what-it-feels-like-own#12674726

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This is a good move but i am worried about the involvement of the South African expert and the crossbreeding experiment they want to carry out on the cows.I live in South Africa and i can tell you that their beef taste like sh*t. In fact their beef sometimes taste like plastic laced with antibiotic powder.This is because of the excessive antibiotics they inject the cows with and the scientific experiments they carry out on their cows.Any Nigerian who has tasted South African beef will know what i am talking.

Why can't they just continue to breed Aboki cows?? What is wrong with continuing with what we are used to instead of playing GOD with our food.Mark my words Nigerians will complain in future as we have very sensitive taste buds and will notice the difference in taste.

Furthermore some Nigerians including myself get sick after eating all these genetically engineered meet in South Africa because our bodies are used to organic Nigerian meat.I hope someone close to the Osun government will read my comment and advise the Government.Please do not perform experiments on the cows ,just breed the Aboki cows we already eat.The only thing Nigeria has right now that is unique and unbeatable is our food.Once we dilute that with foreign things ,we have nothing left.

Here is what one journalist said on another blog:


As a journalist I went on an investigative journalism and my findings was that d guys are not thieves but cultist on a mission to kill the leader of their cult group. These guys are from rich homes, two of them move on jeeps. They were incensed by the overbearing attitude of their cult leader and decided to topple him. Not knowing that the place was in the radar by some resolute vigilante boys following persistent handset theft and rape, five of them embarked on a journey around 3am with their axe and knife on hand trying to gain entry into their targets abode. The target who is their cult leader was however sensitive enough to notice their presence and started screaming - 'thief, thief' which attracted the attention of the vigilante who rounded them off. One out of the five cult guys escaped albeit with a gunshot wound he sustained from the vigilante while trying to escape. It was this 5th cult guy that escaped but later died in Agip that narrated the ordeal before he died that gave us the tip that they were set up as thieves instead of an equally bad CULTIST. The things they claim was stolen was never found on them and perhaps some persons wanted them dead all their confessions were waved. I agree Cultism itself is a social problem, but to take a life on the guise of what he did not do is injustice. Perhaps it's God's way of giving the cult leader another chance to renounce an embrace God, who knows he would have been the one dead had he not employed the false accusation alarm. I think all relevant investigative agencies shld come into this matter especially why some group of persons should defy police order to hand over a criminal. Don't get me wrong, for attempting to take a soul they deserve to be paid in their coin but this should be done within the ambit of the law not unsubstantiated accusations and taken laws into our hand in the name of vigilante. One of d major militia groups in Rivers state started with a vigilante and we will not want a repetition of that. THANKS

Here is what one journalist said on another blog:


As a journalist I went on an investigative journalism and my findings was that d guys are not thieves but cultist on a mission to kill the leader of their cult group. These guys are from rich homes, two of them move on jeeps. They were incensed by the overbearing attitude of their cult leader and decided to topple him. Not knowing that the place was in the radar by some resolute vigilante boys following persistent handset theft and rape, five of them embarked on a journey around 3am with their axe and knife on hand trying to gain entry into their targets abode. The target who is their cult leader was however sensitive enough to notice their presence and started screaming - 'thief, thief' which attracted the attention of the vigilante who rounded them off. One out of the five cult guys escaped albeit with a gunshot wound he sustained from the vigilante while trying to escape. It was this 5th cult guy that escaped but later died in Agip that narrated the ordeal before he died that gave us the tip that they were set up as thieves instead of an equally bad CULTIST. The things they claim was stolen was never found on them and perhaps some persons wanted them dead all their confessions were waved. I agree Cultism itself is a social problem, but to take a life on the guise of what he did not do is injustice. Perhaps it's God's way of giving the cult leader another chance to renounce an embrace God, who knows he would have been the one dead had he not employed the false accusation alarm. I think all relevant investigative agencies shld come into this matter especially why some group of persons should defy police order to hand over a criminal. Don't get me wrong, for attempting to take a soul they deserve to be paid in their coin but this should be done within the ambit of the law not unsubstantiated accusations and taken laws into our hand in the name of vigilante. One of d major militia groups in Rivers state started with a vigilante and we will not want a repetition of that. THANKS