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I am already polishing my weapons and getting ready to snipe these modafuckers 

manny4life:
^^^^ thats no way possible


That's really expensive

You should read this article :

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/22/technology/22iht-broadband22.html?_r=1

manny4life:
^^^^ thats no way possible

Why do you say that? Anything is possible in South Korea technology wise.

blacksta:
Omo  see speed.   Browsing , Downloading must be bang bang  -

Na so o ,na that kind internet dem dey cal "ibinu"  .I heard South Korea has the highest speeds in the world though some even claimed that some South Korean ISPs offer above 560MB per second 

denzel2009:
That's why I said do not hate 

I don't think it is fake, remember this is japan we are talking about.

So what will you say when you see the one below,this is my uncle's download speed in texas :

denzel2009:
Do not hate. . . .

https://i53.tinypic.com/2le6lpk.jpg

Chai na enjoyment you dey  

https://www.speedtest.net/result/1300610776.png

I pay R600 (N12000) per month for my broadband service and R389(N7000) for line access which amounts to a total of R989 (N19,000). My internet service to is referred to as 4MB uncapped broadband which means i have 24hrs hours access to the internet and unlimited downloads.On average i download at a rate of  3.45Mb per second.Every month i download over 300GBs of games ,movies and software to the extent that i i usually run out of external hard drives to store my files  .I also watch a lot of videos online especially on youtube and aljazeera.

I am loving it.

I got hold of the new game LA Noire 3 days ago and i have been playing ever since.The game is simply amazing.I score it a 9.5 out of 10.The gameplay is addictive and the story is immersive.

Rockstar has out done themselves again.Here is a full review at ign: http://ps3.ign.com/articles/116/1168417p1.html

wasteful government

blink182:
The allowances were between 25-29 million, so they jacked it up to the forties then have Mr President reduce it to 33 and 30 million which is still an increase. This is really outrageous. The new NASS should pray they do not be in session when the building is besieged and set ablaze by an angry mob.

Seconded

muami:
Very good decision! Most western countries do deny people visas if the actions of such persons are "not conducive to the public interest".Campbell definitely falls under this category with all the strenous efforts he has been making to undermine the government and people of Nigeria. If it was a Nigerian that has been acting the way he has been doing, the US would also have denied him visa and cancel any existing visa he may have.  Let him stay in his country jare!

Two questions for you :

First question :Is the PDP zoning arrangement conducive to the public interest of Nigerians?

Second question : Was the recent election free and fair?

Please answer those questions  so i can determine if you are a honest Nigerian or otherwise.

Beaf:
[size=14pt]Nigeria denies ex-U.S. envoy, Campbell, visa[/size]
By Johnson Ayantunji (Lagos) and Chesa Chesa (Abuja)

Abuja has denied visa to former United States Ambassador to Nigeria, John Campbell, who was to be a guest at the third graduation of the American University of Nigeria (AUN), Yola, owned by former Vice President Atiku Abubakar.

Sources at the AUN, where  Campbell is a member of the governing board, said his visa application was subjected to frustrating delays until it became impossible for him to come to Nigeria for the convocation.

Campbell, who left the country a few years ago after completing his tenure, has been in the news of recent over his critical views on Nigeria and what he described as its fragile political system, including the zoning of political offices, and the Presidential vote last month.

Before the election, Campbell never hid his disdain for the zoning arrangement of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

In one instance, he called Nigeria a failed state which would disintegrate by 2015.

After the poll, adjudged by the international observers as free and fair, Campbell wrote a damning report that it was not devoid of rigging which normally takes place at collation centres

Abuja often dismisses him as a prophet of doom.

Regardless, Damian Agwu, the Director of Public Communications at the Foreign Affairs Ministry, told Daily Independent on Monday Campbell “Did not meet the requirements for an entry visa. If he had met the requirements, he would have been granted a visa.”

President Goodluck Jonathan also on Monday directed a review of Nigeria’s foreign policy to reflect current realities.

He gave the directive at a meeting with the Presidential Advisory Council on International Relations, chaired by former Commonwealth Secretary General, Emeka Anyaoku.

After 50 years of independence, he said, it is time to review Nigeria’s foreign policy, in line with modern realities and international developments. . .

http://www.independentngonline.com/DailyIndependent/Article.aspx?id=33918

Story story , just because he is telling us the truth,he is now a prophet of doom.May i remind you that it is the same GEJ who said he was not present when they agreed to the zoning arrangement and that it does not apply to him? So how come he hates someone who is is criticizing the zoning arrangement?

GEJ and his PDP are the greatest flip floppers in human history.Everyone knows the PDP is a party of cretins and low life scumbags.A party of people with IQ below 20.They appoint officials based on their tribe not based on merit.How does that spell progress for our country

GEJ is an agent of greed,he can't shake it off.He is rotten just like the others and his time will come.

The foreign policy he is reviewing is just a tall tale.Is this not the same man whose supporters made a poster of him saying yes sir to Obama? Or is this not the same guy under whose leadership the ministry of work was ordered by the USA to divert a road within Nigeria from one of their Embassy's property.Abeg leave story.GEJ is little chicken livered brainless moneky.

He is a western puppet whose main role is to ensure the Americans exploit Nigeria and suck it dry.

Nigeria denying this man a visa means nothing to him.Dude is an American,he hails from one of the most developed nations on the planet that has immense opportunities and people are rejoicing that he got denied visa to a disgrace of nation called Nigeria that cannot even maintain electricity for  up to 24hrs.

I don't know why Nigerians hate being told the truth.This is why we are regarded as a corrupt nation all over the world.

macjive01:
@playmode, what do u think wud be the percentage of non- igbo Nigerian in SA ?

Based on what i was told  by an Home Affairs official last year non-igbos amount to only 15% of the Nigerian population in SA but i think it is more up to 20%. I know of NDs in SA but i have only met one hausa person here and she works in the Embassy.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=668441.msg8334361#msg8334361 date=1305582780]^You nko?

Checking out butts online? [/quote]Abeg abeg abeg o ,how did i check butts online ?  

We were discussing jeje when Ezeuche decided to invite those intrument of temptation into this thread 

macjive01:
on the ezeuche's photo, the girl on the front right is .  .  . the arse is . . .  .  mehn!. How do u describe that?

Opabiye!   

Chai may GOD forgive me for i have sinned !



Peeps ,it is 1:19 A.M here.Going to bed ,catch you folks later!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8334269#msg8334269 date=1305581635]ANyway with all of that said, Nigerians have a decent to good reputation in the US. Or at least some of the parts in it I've lived in.

Maybe it is mostly the [b]poor ruffian [/b]types who end up in South Africa[/quote]Yeah you are right ,i have heard that the ones in SA are mostly of Anambra extraction !

The part that cracked me up is when that guy said that since there was no Job in SA the only way to make ends meet is through crime  

I was like hell no ,he did not just say that  

buzugee:
the problem with the US is that there are bigger and more sophisticated criminals like the albanians, italians polish, russians and chinese, so that our crimes is insignificant. dont mean we have a good reputation

True dat but i still belive that Nigerian in the USA are more civilized than the ones here.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=668441.msg8334278#msg8334278 date=1305581720]That might be true but ezeuche clearly seems to have a butt fetish.

He's posted that exact picture many times in this section.

I suspect he has it as a screensaver? [/quote]Chai ,Tpia biko take it easy on Ezeuche now  

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8334257#msg8334257 date=1305581515]@playmode: Yeah it cracked me up when he said "Nigerians are descendants of Jews" He confused himself, I guess  [/quote]That is why many South Africans think we are not too bright because they keep saying they are descendants of jews.I mean what is up with dat  Can't they be proud of being African

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=668441.msg8334159#msg8334159 date=1305580411]I do not judge men.

But the ladies love him.  

https://www.gambling911.com/files/publisher/Osi-Umenyiora-090109L.jpg?0[/quote]Ezeuche ,you will give people heart attack with all those butts you are posting  

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=668441.msg8334221#msg8334221 date=1305581120]Ezeuche

your blue hat guy looks as african as they come. The other fellow might be Aa but iwouldnt really bet on it.

And what's with the but photos?
Is that for sbeezy in particular since we all know he has a butt fetish, or is it for playmode, buzugee or any of the others here.

Do all of you need to meet in sexuality section.

Cant see how it's related to the topic at hand.

This is why Nigeria doesnt progress cos the males think of nothing but butts and sex.[/quote]

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8334113#msg8334113 date=1305579787]Was it really mandatory for Nigerian civil servants to pay 10% of their salary towards erasing apartheid in SA  

Na wa o, some serious dishonesty here[/quote]You see that dude who says he the leader of the Nigerian is a professional Ole!  

The due said he passed through Ghana then to swaziland,nal BIG LIE!

A lot of Nigerians tell that lie so they can get the so called United Nations passport issued to verified refugees.

This is what they do :

These guys arrive from Nigeria and when they get here they hide or destroy their passport.They then proceed to the refugee office where they go and give them a sob story.Once they do that the Home affairs issues them a temporary refugee permit which they can use to open a bank account , enroll in a school or in some cases get a job.

The dude was lying through his teeth.

How can a decent leader of the Nigerian community be holding a meeting in Hillbrow inside a hotel that is a well known drug den

The Nigerian Embassy officials will not be caught dead in Hillbrow so why him?

They call it the Nigerian Association but there is nothing Nigerian about it.The members of the association are all Igbos.When they created the association they did not reach out to the other Nigerian tribes ,they just created it for themselves.Did you see their meeting,they were all speaking Igbo ,no deltas there ,no Yorubas there and no Huasa there.Most of those men in that video are top 419 goons.These are people i have met and interacted with and they are not what they claim to be be.They pretend on camera like the police is brutalizing them but when the camera is off ,they become chairmen for young Igbo boys who go to the internet cafes to "throw paper" on their behalf.

That self proclaimed Nigerian leader a professional 419 "guyman" as they call it.He was arrested a few months after the video aired but later released because he had strong connections in the SAPS.Some of those men are also PDP flag flying members in SA!

buzugee:
that girl got the hots for scottie pippen. did you see her during the apprentice when scottie pippen was there for one of their tasks ? she was so hot and bothered and was salivating over dude. lol i guess the blending in from our brethren wasnt sufficient enough  

Sure did !  

@Ezeuche ,i am feeling that your profile pic : IGBO KWENU  

You dey represent ,no be small  

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=668441.msg8334029#msg8334029 date=1305578942]

Igbos blend in easier with AA. Especially the Igbos who were raised in the U.S. Sometimes I cannot tell the difference between an Igbo child and an AA child.

https://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/selita_osi.jpg

Look how easy we blend in. . .[/quote]^^^^

Do you know that AA girl already dumped your Igbo brother ?  He is an NFL player ,isn't he?

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8333975#msg8333975 date=1305578430]Man I remember when I met these two Tanzanian girls in February or so. One of them asked me which tribe I'm from in Nigeria. I didn't even know East Africans would be aware of the difference. . . it was a surprising question.

Anyway, if I ever venture round those parts, I'll claim to be Togolese or from the Benin Republic, something like that.[/quote]I usually claim Ghana    but there are some smart South Africans who can tell that i am Nigerian no matter how much i try to deny it  

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=668441.msg8333944#msg8333944 date=1305578129]I must say that we should ask ourselves why do Nigerians have to flee to these countries. And yes I said FLEE.

And also, it would be wrong to blame Nigerians for crime in South Africa, when the South African themselves are violent and have done barbaric things against themselves.[/quote]Yes you are right Ezeuche ,South Africans in the rural area are barbaric and for good reason. Apartheid has scarred those people mentally.What is our excuse

Why will any Nigerian who is a Christan hold another woman's child hostage so she can work as a prostitute for him.

There is no excuse for that.PDP may be corrupt but they did not instruct Nigerians to go overseas and commit such heinous crimes.

419/fraud i can understand and slightly condone but drug dealing ,robbery kidnapping and prostitution is unacceptable.


Just Imagine  if a group of South Africans come into Nigeria ,take over oshodi and start doing the same things,what do you think Nigerians will do ? I trust my people we will kill all the South Africans within a month.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8333949#msg8333949 date=1305578154]How are they even getting into SA? Is the border porous? Or is SA giving visas anyhow?

If it were me, I'd tighten up my border and deport more liberally.[/quote]SA's Government is also to blame.I was told that in Nigeria ,the SA Embassy does not do any background checks anymore ,they just ask you to deposit N70,000 in their bank account as a security fee.If you pay this fee they will issue you a visitors visa for 3 month.The fee is retained in SA Embassy account until you return to Nigeria ,once you return they will refund you the money but if you do not return to Nigeria after your visa expires the security fee will be forfeited and sent to SA.I don't know how true this is but if it  is ,then the SA Embassy is indirectly swindling Nigerians.

They know many Nigerians can afford to pay N70k and won't come back so they amass a small fortune for their Government via that means.I have not confirmed this story but i have heard it from at least 2 sources.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8333849#msg8333849 date=1305577027]Man wtf do they keep saying "Nigerians" in this video. I don't want to be associated with any of this evil sh1t[/quote]I know exactly how you feel bro! The name Nigeria is destroyed in SA.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=668441.msg8333790#msg8333790 date=1305576423]Interesting videos, playmode. No wonder some of these SA folk hate Nigerians. Not even the white ones, the black folk[/quote]Yes bro , unfortunately my brothers have given us a bad rep here.It is so hard to defend Nigeria's honor when you see programs like that being beamed on to TV to the whole nation.I am just glad that in the past 24 months Nigerians have been out of the news.Things have quietened down since 2009 and i hope it stays that way.

buzugee:
wow so playmode will you say the nigerian population is like 1 million in south africa ? i have a friend. a medical doctor in somewhere called piezter something something. starts with pieters,

Your friend stays in pietermaritzburg in Kwa zulu Natal province.That is also an A+ city like Sandton.It is a quiet city nestled in midst of mountains.

I believe Nigerians in SA now number above 1.1million if not more and they keep trooping in Everyday.

buzugee:
this is not strictly an igbo behavior. i think black men in general are lecherous pervs. you dont even want to try the african americans. they dont care if she is married or not, they will still try to holla. this is one aspect in which i respect white men. they keep things in perspective. no need to loose your head over a skirt. keep the sexual quest to appropriate places and even at the appropriate places (they, white men) still play it very cool and relaxed.
black men on the other hand are lecherous and smarmy pervs. yes i can say this because i am black and this aspect of blackness irritates me.

Yeah i heard that some AAs (especially in the hood) are very disrespectful to women too but what i have noticed is that some AA women (also from the hood) actually like being disrespected Correct me if am wrong!

buzugee:
how come you guys (nigerians) dont live in capetown ? it looks like a slamming place

Gauteng is the province in which Johannesburg is located. As i mentioned earlier,the bad suburbs of johannesburg are Hillbrow ,Yeoville ,and Bereas.( Just like harlem ,Jamaica queens e.t.c in Newyork)

The other cities in Gauteng beside Johannesburg like Roodepoort , East Rand , Glenvista ,Northgate ,North riding ,springs , Sandton are world class suburbs that are clean well managed and drug free.

There are bad areas in cape town too like capeflats , seapoint where Nigerians deal drugs. Nigerians are everywhere in SA but the drug dealers are in Capetown ,Bloemfontein ,Port elizabeth ,Johannesburg and durban waterfront.

chamber2:
@playmode

I understand how much you love and cherish your wife, but next time learn to control your emotion.

As i said earlier, i never insulted her and will never.But if you feel otherwise, my apologies.

No worries bro, my apologies as well if i said something i shouldn't have.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=668441.msg8333525#msg8333525 date=1305573912]@ playmode

the lifestyle over there seems very violent.

not like nigeria at all.





yes it was.

a simple exchange of words might have sufficed.

or just being the bigger person and walking away because you dont know if you're dealing with a crazy psycho, for example.

only an agbero would go around touching someone's butt in a supermarket, and that shows the person isnt a normal human being even if the woman in question was single.

however, what's done is done but next time try to weigh things better. Granted, things got emotional for various reasons.[/quote]No necessarily.There are areas of Johannesburg that are no go areas for me like Hillbrow.At the end of Apartheid many black South Africans decided who own firearms so they can defend themselves in the event the whites ever try to take over the country again.Unfortunately the easy access to firearms in SA led to to the country becoming one of the most crime ridden nation in Africa during the 90s and early 2000s.The fear of these crimes made many Nigerians here to acquire licensed firearms.These days crime is low because the world cup really calmed things down.

SA has 2 sides the beautiful side and the ugly side.If you know which area are crime hotspot and you avoid them you will be fine but if you are in to shady business and you go to areas like Hillbrow ,chances of getting into trouble is 99%.


Most of the Nigerians who own legit businesses live in the North,west ,east and south of Johannesburg.The bad part is central Johannesburg where Hilbrow ,Yeoville and berea suburbs are located.I am a gentle guy ,i just lost it that day.It can happen to the best of us.

chamber2:
I never insulted your wife, i was only infuriated by your inhuman treatment of a fellow man just because your wife said he groped her, and there was no clear evidence to support her claims.Your action was just rash and inhuman.

Are you married ? Do you love your wife? Do you understand and trust your wife?

Dude that is my wife not my girlfriend? Mother of my kids ! What are you talking about Even in Nigeria if you touch a married woman's a.z.z in a public shop like shoprite for example,it does not matter whether you are a Yoruba ,Hausa or Igbo.You will be dealt with. Can you imagine touching an aboki's wife's a.z.z ?

Haba be real ,no man leaves his wife unprotected under such circumstances. You are meant to be a man and protect your immediate family. Given ,my reaction might have been harsh but remember that this guy was verbally bullying me in my partner's presence.He was not even apologetic even though i am sure he could tell i was a fellow Nigerian  since i addressed him with local accent My hitting him was a reflex not an intentional move.I took the firearm because i thought the pep was a South African.

Most South Africans are usually armed so it will extremely daft of me to go without fireman to confront the dude.Please don't talk about "no clear evidence".My wife is a 30 something year old woman with 2 kids ,she has no reason to accuse a total stranger of such.Besides there were other witnesses inside the store who also told me that they saw when he did the act.The pakistanis who owned the store also saw him so it is a clean cut case.

If he did not do it why did he not deny it,why mock me with a sly grin and a cheeky statement? He was fully aware of his actions and showed no remorse when i confronted him.

I was angry,when a man is angry,all rational thoughts fly out the window.You should be thanking GOD for me that i didn't do something that would have landed me in jail for the rest of my life instead of persecuting me.It could be worse ,i could have called the SAPS and they would have seen him touching her on the store's security camera's and that would have definitely landed him jail for a long time.Instead he got a small cut on the left side of his head which will only leave a tiny scar!

Maybe when you get married ,live with your wife for 7 years,have two kids ,you will understand that a man protects his family and his honor at all times.

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=668441.msg8333050#msg8333050 date=1305568646]Now you know playmode, you were gong to expect my wrath. I looked at your first response and decided to wait till you dug your own hole.

You kept on continuing.[/quote]Ezeuche ,i know you too well to know that your wrath is harmless ,you are only looking out for your tribe.I don't see you as tribalist.I see you as a patrotic igbo man who is trying so hard to be a tribalist 

Your kinman chambers2 on other hand just jumped in to the thread and worst of all insulted my wife.I mean who in is right mind does that?

Insult me if you wish but why my wife?    Just does not portray the actions of decent or mature person.

My first comment detailed my experience at the hand of some igbo boys and he blew it into different proportions.

Since when is it a crime to mention the "Igbo" name? So if an Igbo man robs me ,i should say a Yoruba man robbed me instead so as to avoid Igbos of NL attacking.

Sorry i don't roll like that.

Like i said anyone who wants to see me as a tribalist is welcome to do so but that won't change the truth.This is a public forum and you don't have to believe anything you read here or take it to heart.Bottom line ,i am a realist not a tribalist.I tell it as it is but you don't have to believe me.

macjive01:
Dude the point being, your story might b true, and the xtercter of the mkt trader describe might b true yet they constituent only a small segment of the Market, society.

Making a sweeping derogatory remark about a tribe because of your unfortunate experience is hideous, outrageous. And it does say a lot about u as a person. Are u tribalist? Are u an awolowolist ?
Are u a coward ?
These are questions u need to answer. Evaluate ursef as a person and desist from such utterances.


By the way, u identified the black man in southafrica  your wife accused of groping her as Igbo by his heavy accent? Right?
How silly can one get?

U r maligning a tribe based on identification of heavy accent of a person.


U shd really b ashamed of ursef mate.

Dude don't wet your pants over a non issue.Your brothers read too much into my initial comments.This was supposed to be a thread to highlight a serious matter but they plunged the thread into a tribalistic one.You are welcome to call me any name you wish,it does not scratch my surface one bit.The truth hurts so this is to be expected.

It is you who is silly if you can not identify your own country man even when you are in Alaska.Maybe when next you meet a Nigerian outside Nigeria ,you will ask him to show you his passport before you believe he is a Nigerian.

Instead of discussing the issues ,all you people do is throw tantrums like little girls!