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I know of about 3 places. There's one Sunny along old enugu road. His workshop is adjacent Ebonyi Voice. The second is KIA motors, at mile 50 close to San Diego hotels. Lastly thers one along AFIKPO road, sorry cant remember the name now. . .

However, I have to ask, is it just vibration? Is the check engine light on? What make of car is it? I think its just alignment/wheel balancing issues which scanning may not solve

ahsekeena:
Is it just me or does she really look like a man

Same here. I'm willing to bet he/she had a sex change

NaLaugh:
These dudes work 25 hours a day

I tell ya. I receive such silly emails in the hundreds. The thing tire me.

5minsmadness:
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You didn't read between the lines.

The ladies were carnivorous and eat thier lovers. As soon as their prey agrees to fvck them, as soon as the deed is over, the male lovers turn into goats which are then slaughtered and eaten.
The younger sister was angry because the elder sister had just finished with a lover (the goat the man helped her slaughter) and was going after the new prize instead of leaving him for the younger sister to devour.

The old woman (thier mother/keeper) had had enough of the killings and besides this man was different from the others in that he had a kind heart and was always willing to help. So she didn't want him to fall prey to her daughters and that was why she prevented him from sleeping with them. The daughters became frustrated in that none of them would get the man not even the young girl that tried to get him drunk while away from the watchful eyes of thier mother. Slaughtering him as a goat would have been better/easier but it didn't work out so they tried to hunt him down as dogs. Luckily thier mother still had her eyes on the kind young man and had followed quietly behind to make sure he made it home safe. Hence her timely intervention when the dogs were about to rip him to pieces. She saved his life with her magic and he was able to find his way home.

The end.

Oh! so the goat the older sister killed was one of the previous lovers? na wa o!

nice, but rather disproportionate, imo. so i'll pass

nice drawings poor story.

but honestly some guys no dey try at all. To think he was doing it day after day - to a married woman for that matter!! . So he then saw her nakked, what next? Dis she have two vaginas?? Like really!

Well at least we have saved the country millions that would have been paid out in salaries/benefits for 42+ ministers.

what a pervert

which one be egg-plant again?

that last one

Miss who?? Honestly some of you need to get your heads checked.

Yes, I will admit I've been disappointed by the rather slow pace PMB government seems to have started, but the alternative, a continuation of GEJ's 6 years misrule, would be too precarious a gamble. APC unfortunately isn't making things any easier with their constant internal bickering.

Femi classmates with the judge? interesting.

wow! camry '08 manual. I never knew it came as such

condralbede:
Shut your mouth up....You thought does bankers r making it easy on d customers toothe customer care hardly starts On time.blve me some branch don't even verifies 50 ppl a day!

You should rememebr those cutomer care are human beings too, not robots. They are bound to get tired with the kind of crowd we see.

For crying out loud, this process started [size=17pt]OVER A YEAR AGO[/size]. What have you been doing since then? You all started registration at the last minute, hence the rush. The day I did mine in the ever busy Zentih Bank, it didn't take up to 20 minutes.

You waited until the deadline b4 getting yours. smh

Trunaijian:
Am a bit confused here. I got my BVN from access bank about 2 months ago. I was just told i still need to go to other banks i bank with and fill in my bvn again. Just dont get it.

Yes, you have to give the number to other banks, but they will need to validate it, i.e confirm that its actually your number. Most banks will give you a form to fill where you will put the number

[size=18pt]Again I have to ask, what is really wrong with Nigerians and last minute syndrome?? I started getting text reminders as far as September last year!!! Over 8 months ago!!. There's no excuse whatsoever![/size]

xeeco:
You are stupidly clueless. The criticism is not about using the real thing in the video but the intent behind the video. What is Davido promoting? What message is he passing across? Especially now that Nigeria is waging war against drug trafficking an d grappling with Nigerian jailed for drug related cases all over the world. Statistics had it now that Nigerians are the most populous in world prison for drug related cases. Davido doesn't think, talent without brains is a disaster...

And you are certified cretin. The statistics you pulled from your asss in which "Nigerians are the most populous in the world prison"[sic] claimed they got their inspiration from musical videos, abi? yeye

[quote author=docphresh post=35248397][/quote]ogini?

Abeg na ITK dey worry NDLEA. Do they really expect Davido to be using genuine hard drugs in the video? Furthermore when did it become thier business of there are scenes of nudity in the video??

rusher14:
[b]A soldier who has stood in the frontline.... who has been harangued and harassed even by his own men of the gun and civilians alike.

A man of valour who has withstood coups, failure in being elected...again and again.

He has suffered losses in the court of Law and public opinion.

Been riddiculed even by those who have no idea what it takes to obtain a school certificate, to be decorated as an officer and General.

With the vibes of expectation, he suffered the wait and weight of postponement of an election he was sure to win.

A minor blip in election announcement in the form of Orubebe who was easily Jegad and checkmated.

Checkmate it was.

He rose to be president of the Frederal Republic of Nigeria.

A new nation, bourne with criticism and cyncism.

These sticks and stones and brickbats are things of which he is made of.

As a civilian president his retinue of staff made of far less stoicism would shudder and panic.

Not this General.

He has a purpose.

The question is... What is yours[/b]

[size=15pt]WOW! POST OF THE YEAR!![/size]!

THe saddest thing about many of these patented imbeciles forming keyboard warrior were no where to be found when we took the streets during the Bakare Save Nigeria Group, insisting GEJ be made substantive president following the death of Yaradua.

GEJ enjoyed full unprecedented support from virtually every corner of the country with little or no opposition for almost two years into his presidency.

I post a similar massage I made at another thread on this issue below:

There you have it. MR BARCANISTA You couldn't come up any quotes against GEJ, could you? Yes! Because none existed, or were very minimal. As one of those who stood solidly behind him against the northern cabal following the death of YAr'daua, and then voted for him 2011, I'm more than conversant with the kind of unprecedented support GEJ enjoyed at that time.

The criticisms only came when he showed clear signs of failure almost 4 years into his presidency.

Can you see how imbecilic it was to draw parallels between PMB's case (3 weeks into power) and that of GEJ??

Postscript: It may be difficult, but try not to let the bitterness of the loss of your principal's re-election push you towards blind, uncharitable, destructive and totally unwarranted attacks against PMB. Its unhealthy. Do the words "making Nigeria ungovernable" ring a bell? You and you minions are dangerously headed that direction. Its time to backtrack. Cheers

hefty4real:
7. Spanish Donkey

Victim was placed naked as if straddling a horse. Varying amounts of weight were then placed on the victim’s feet pulling them downward, often resulting in the person splitting in half. Not a nice way to go. This i want to be used for rapist in Nigeria

Lord Have Mercy.

MzCorleone:
Person go wake up one day,begin reason toes-curling-cringe-worthy torture weapons for im fellow human
tufiakwa!!

I remeber watching a show on DSTV (cant recall the name the name now) where most of these instrument were shown. The ability to come up with horrific torture instruments were often rewarded, and so blacksmiths were usually trying to outdo each other.

sickos!!

sick! sick!! sick!!!

Flets:
Buhari's government have started on a very wrong note. They are getting it wrong on all sides.... maybe we should have insisted in sighting that WAEC certificate.

So many disjointed policies..... You lift the ban on furniture and textile thereby discouraging the local industry and two days after the ban rice, margarine cement importers from obtaining FX from banks under the guise of encouraging local industry.

Why take such step at a time you naira is struggling knowing fully well that these guys would dive into the parallel market causing some scarcity and driving up parallel prices?.... why not increase the import duties on these products instead to discourage import and encourage local product? why stifle an already struggling FX environment.

Absolutely silly decisions by Buhari and his co-travellers

Stop displaying your appalling ignorance. How does this concern Buhari? FYI, CBN like all central banks are fully autonomous entities and do not take instruction form the ruling government. In fact some of their decisions may occasionally directly oppose govt policies. For instance if FG injects excess cash into the economy, CBN may decide increase the interst rates to mop it up.

ideologies:
It's very unfortunate people don't understand policies and nobody is educating the masses.

The restrictions on FX is because of falling value of Naira.
The policy discourages importation/capital flight , hence enteprenuers are supposed to seek alternatives like producing these items and exporting them.
This way the value of naira will increase

Also those exporting raw materials should add value to it which will in turn add value to naira
Eg raw materials like cashew, cassava, timber solid minerals etc that we export should be added value and turned into a finished product. instead of importing these finished products

Unfortunately if your business depends heavily importation of raw materials, you may not likely see it this way. The measures you propose are all lofty ones, but they will take time. Whether we admit or not, 'oyel' will remain our main source of forex for some time to come. I do think the CBN measures, though necessary, are a tad too drastic.

The Central Bank’s Gross dollar reserves fell to $29 billion on June 24, down 15 percent from the $34.49 billion it was at the beginning of 2015.

NA wao. roughly one billion dollars a month.

ammyluv2002:
Don't call him that just because he asked a question. we must not know it all

its an iodiotic question cos he simply wanted to book first to comment