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 Food › Re: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by plendil: 8:54pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
ubong560: Wen u ova-eat so tay u no fit com settle d bill, den d restaurant operators com seize ur shoes say u must clear ur bill or no more shoes 4 u, den finally u com waka bare footed lik A BROTHER MEMBER com go bak ur huz, den juju follow inside. Wen u pay N300 transport 2 go eat N250 food, den juju dey inside. If u no fit eat 4 anoda restaurant oda dan a particular 1, den juju don wash ur brain b dat. Wen u remove ur cap frm head point say make dem put food 4 u because say plates don finish, den na water frm dead body dem tak cook am. Wen u de sleep 4 nite and u dey dream how day 4 soon break mak u go answer PRESENCE 4 dat joint, den them don jazz u b dat. Anyways. Anytin is possible in dis era. D list is endless bt i tink d best meal is d one u prepare ryt at ur home.  that one don reach madness! |
| Food › Re: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by plendil: 6:33pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
kalufelix: when students miss lectures,wash plates and argue oveq who's next to be served in one of ma skool joints then yhu gotta ask questionsThat of students may be understandable given the financial challenges that usually beset them. what raises eyebrows is men/women that are reasonably well to do still struggling for such places. |
| Food › Re: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by plendil: 6:29pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
lets face it: you see some joints with gut-wrenching filth parading guys and babes dressed in 50k suits and laces shoving themselves in queues stretching miles just to eat amala with five to seven pieces of goat entrails. I mean think about it!! Which kin sweet the food dey sweet? that one na nothing but customized juju!  |
| Food › Re: Long Queue At Food Vendor Is It Juju? by plendil: 5:59pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Dr. Wise:Na where you get all these from? |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Tuface's Boys - Nino & Zion by plendil: 5:52pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
. . .just try and stick to one gyl this time.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Tuface's Boys - Nino & Zion by plendil: 5:51pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
T_Bademosi: This guys genes are very strongerAs in eh?? I heard somewhere that the strenght of the genes is directly proportional to the size of the ****. Tubaba nothing do you!! more power to your ****! |
| Romance › Re: Barrister Fred Agabje Bombshell! Only 25% Of Nigerian Women Are Wife Materials! by plendil: 12:53pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
phemi01: He only said 25% are wife materials.Simple as 'Do Re Me'. . .  |
| Romance › Re: Barrister Fred Agabje Bombshell! Only 25% Of Nigerian Women Are Wife Materials! by plendil: 12:49pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
pfii: I can proudly raise my head up anywhere and at any time to say that the man who will eventually marry me is proudly a very lucky man. Even if he narrows it down to 1%, I am d 1% he's talking about!WHAO!!! I looooove this!!! This statement alone places you miles ahead of those trying to defend what is too obvious. How can we meet? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Barrister Fred Agabje Bombshell! Only 25% Of Nigerian Women Are Wife Materials! by plendil: 12:16pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
berem: Naija men... They dont fail to dissappoint! It is people like Fred Agbaje that fucck young ladies and make them commit abortions thereby making them not marriageable.OLORIBURUKU AGBAYA OSHI!tsk! tsk! calm down lady. I know the truth hurts. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Find Female Comedians Funny? by plendil: 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
The problem, one has to say, is mainly Nigerian female comedians. They're nt creative enough. I've listened to American and British counterparts and boy are they funny. |
| Politics › Re: EFCC's Budget Slashed: Good Or Bad Sign? by plendil: 11:47am On Dec 04, 2012 |
Area_boy: N21,028,488,772 billionCan you imagine that?? Other than personnel, what exactly do they need so much money for? They don't have any capital expenditure as far as I know. |
| Islam › Re: Sunni Muslims Protest Kim Kardashian's Visit To Bahrain by plendil: 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
What exactly did she do that earned her the 'extremely bad reputation'? |
| Islam › Re: Sunni Muslims Protest Kim Kardashian's Visit To Bahrain by plendil: 3:56pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Though i doubt if its her acting alone that earned her the 'extremely bad reputation' |
| Islam › Re: Sunni Muslims Protest Kim Kardashian's Visit To Bahrain by plendil: 3:53pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
^^The star of an american realty show. |
| Career › Re: Motivational Speaker Zig Ziglar Is Dead! by plendil: 9:58pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
His book, 'See you over the top' was just tooooo much. It shapened my outlook on life and was very useful carrier wise. One of his best quotes remains: “You will get all you want in life, if you help enough other people get what they want.” RIP ZIG |
| Politics › Re: Osun Denies Planning To Castrate Rapists. by plendil: 9:15pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Rukemi291: The trauma rap.e victims go through is worse than castrating the idi.ots.Well, your prayer might just have been answered: The condom with TEETH: South African doctor designs new female contraceptive to ward off would-be rapists 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dilemma Of A Job Seeker. Please Advice. by plendil: 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
ifyalways: A bre.asT in mouth is worth 2 in the bra.Quite right, ask any (married) man. Unless he has a lot of money to fall back on, I'll suggest he takes the job. His talent will always be with him which he can utilze at anytime. An 85k job, while not exactly fantastic, offers guaranteed stream of income until he can get something better. |
| Politics › Re: Osun Denies Planning To Castrate Rapists. by plendil: 11:31am On Nov 26, 2012 |
ekt_bear: Torture, castration, etc all na cruel and unusual punishment. |
| Politics › Re: Osun Denies Planning To Castrate Rapists. by plendil: 11:31am On Nov 26, 2012 |
ekt_bear: Torture, castration, etc all na cruel and unusual punishment.It doesn't have to be painful. The criminal would be anesthesized before having his balls removed. I don't have a problem with it as long there is legal backing |
| Family › Re: Parents Publicly Shame Sexually-active Girl With Sign by plendil: 11:38pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
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| Crime › Re: Policeman Molests Woman In Presence Of Baby by plendil: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
But come to think of it, the level of wickedness here that stings The corporal saw a defenceless woman with her baby late in the night, and all he could think about was how to bleep her?? No doubt the man is clearly not okay and its plausible the police oga were aware of his proclivities but did noting |
| Politics › Re: 20 Ladies Killed In Maiduguri For Wearing Mini-Skirts & Trousers? by plendil: 11:55am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Come O, is this disturbing news true? |
| Crime › Re: Policeman Molests Woman In Presence Of Baby by plendil: 11:53am On Nov 24, 2012 |
how horrible |
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