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PrincessB1:
OP is trying to say that he started craving for something he declined before simply because someone he loved was sitting right beside him..... OP i undastnd ur plight, d water u drank was used to cul ur temperature nd nervousness bcs u were wt ur opposit sex whom u loved but couldnt voice out ur feeling to her.... My opinion tho

you got it, may be I didn't write it clearly but you really got my message. I was really embarrassed because the said girl knew the cause of my anxiety and she started laughing

PrincessB1:
OP is trying to say that he started craving for something he declined before simply because someone he loved was sitting right beside him..... OP i undastnd ur plight, d water u drank was used to cul ur temperature nd nervousness bcs u were wt ur opposit sex whom u loved but couldnt voice out ur feeling to her.... My opinion tho

you got it, may be I didn't write it clearly but you really got my message. I was really embarrassed because the said girl understood my anxiety and she started laughing

Something happened to me yesterday that kept me wondering how I managed to make a fool of myself without restriction.
I visited a friend's friend around 5:30pm and being a timid guy that I am, I sat on the rug and rest my back on the wall while she sat on her mattress. We were conversing smoothly before her bosom friend entered. Though, I like the gal, I've never voiced my intention b'coz I won't want to be seen as an opportunist.
What really happened carted my sleep away. She entered the room in her nightie and sat directly opposite where I was. She was more or less naked... In my dream, may be.
Prior to that time, a jug of water was presented to me, but I was not thirsty. Immediately she entered, I felt my throat dried. I picked a cup and started sipping the water, before I new what was happening, I've drained a jug full of water and the pretty witch started laughing at me. I still don't know where the water went and why I became thirty because of somebody.

I paid my teacher too, how much would you pay?
Just say
you: hello, Toyozzie.
Her: hi,
You: how was work, school or ... today?
Her: fine
You: I Love You, (cikana)
Her: thank you
You: I mean it, I really do with the whole of my heart
Her: Ah!
You: Don't be surprise, I've been nursing this for a long time. Please, don't reject me.
Her: ok
You: prostrate gbalaja and say thank you Toyozzie mi owon, lobatan.

Coach ke? I was not fortunate to have one. I grew up learning most things the hard way. I wouldn't be struggling with life now If I had such opportunity. However, I'm alive, hale and hearty.

The only person I could say touched my life in a profound way was Mr Paul from Kishi Oyo State. He was a teacher in Kwara state them. I don't know where he is now but I really pray that God pay attention to his issues.

He was a mentor in his little way.

I do it everywhere too

It's like the pastor is creating an awareness and trying to attract Buhari's attention to himself. If not, how could a pastor voice this?

How many people have the Boko Haram apologised to, since they started killing innocent people? Christianity is in trouble where and when we have terrorist apologists in the fold.

If that will save our girls, and bring sustainable peace to Nigeria, I, Mr Ploy, on behalf of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan say sorry to the Boko Boyz.

That's all

People that hold the dough will never open this post. I will advise you go to your church, they will raise fund for you. #My1centadvice#

Infomizer:
Chief, those that have it didn't pray for it too nao...The purpose of this thread is not to blow your trumpet, but for those that have it to share their experiences (in case you missed it).

Thank you, Oga I don hear

Just say campala skin colour. I don't have n pray never to have it

Let somebody shout haleluyah

INNOisBACK:
I used to be guilty of most before I got to SS3, prior to our Wassce exams, my then English teacher shored up our vocabulary scope and equally thought us how not to lump up lexis improperly. So, no! I'm guilty of none

your English teacher was a genius that didn't tell the difference between 'taught' and 'thought'. Thanks @op, I've learnt smth

LadyCaty:
If u remuv all hw you go tk dy chop..

Artificial teeth no de market? Very white sef

Big chest na food? How much de your bank account? For your mind, if I be girl a go come your house make you handle me for nothing ba?

Go get job and gym only by weekends. Then invite your landlord daughter make I see if she no go come

All! How much is denture?

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Nollyhood de ground berekete! You wan make I de watch sudahood? You own na joke oh

Potatoes, it does not good in male system oh.
Potatoes is a normal food like other carbohydrates, just that it is a bit sugry

Salewa will not sleep again, this plus free night call from glo. Chai!!! Wait I de come

Bounce Back General in the making. By the time he would be through with his studies BoKo HaRam will become a thing of the past.

What about:

The my pastor must not know

I stopped drinking a long time ago, this one bottle is a temptation

Him 'I am seriously hungry',
Me, 'should I get one bottle for you?'
Him, 'sure, it will calm my hunger'
Beer na food?

You might be wrong, we can not be eternally right anyway. I have seen girls that changed their Facebook status to engaged to Mr so n so, but the status of the said guy still reads single.

Also, it we guys that take girls as trophy, girls just see us as little brake on their acceleration to their dream guys. A good number of girls are sought after by virtually all the guys in the area.

In summary, ladies are selling not buying. Business people don't discourage potential costumers

bibiolu:
that's just mean

ex is ex, that is never mean by my standard

My response is gonna be: Jesus loves you more

I was molested by my ex-girl friend. I never told anyone, I'm saying it for the first time. You are my confidant, you hear?

Why would you do what you won't want people to emulate? Tell them the truth they might have solution to your problem.

They look up to you somewhere you might look up to the elsewhere. Humans are bound to look up in one way or the other.

What I'm saying is, they can give you what they have. It's the way of the world.

If not A, it's B

Dhesteenhy:
Players put managers' tactics into action... so who is that fulcrum in the playing staff?

And why'd I want to thing of the Super Eagles?

A charismatic and disciplined coach brings out the best in players, however, I respect Fabrigas.

You must think of super eagle b'coz with the crop of players we have, we should perform better, if we have a charismatic coach that won't worship Mikel

Nigeria is a rich country with poor people. She is rich with natural resources, with population (the most populous country in Africa) and in land mass - Nigeria is the second largest country in Africa, behind Algeria.

But, there are intellectually poor leaders, leaders that lack foresight. Poor followers, followers that don't care and refuse to emancipate

Non of the above, the magic man is Jose Morinho. Think of my answer and think of super eagle.

The deal has been done but God will judge him. No sinner will go unpunished no matter what. Serves the parishioners that allowed themselves to used of the devil right.