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hod898:now I'm a bit relive |
For your mind, you are an atheist ba? Wait make your papa hear se you no go church tomorrow. Even, pocket money you no go get, talkless of school fees. Yeye we de smell |
hod898:I can't argue with b'coz I failed Integrated Science in my JSS3 exams. Seriously, with what I read it's an Ebola-like virus |
In the market or go to the factory |
If you've not been saying anything since you married him, how the hell do you wanna start disturbing him now? Give the old guy to enjoy his life, afterall, it has been like that like forever. |
Sparklesebony:Ebola was not a joke, so is Marburg. The 30 years old technician died early this week. Precisely on Monday, in fact it is a lethal viral infectious disease. May God save the world |
If she says yes on your first date and accepts your offer; what would you do? You know it - Chop and bone face. I like those statements they are good for the business |
Why? |
Great, RIP. I will sell cement at the rate of 700 Naira. Dangote is in trouble |
Mprex:Ashe-what? I think I'm above that. But on a serious note, I feel out of place when people ask me: where I live and who my girl is? It's like common, I don't have money to maintain one. As for Mr Konji on visitation, that is normal. We dey manage am, there are Salewas in the neighbourhood. You grab na |
I felt the rage of hunger I remember the pain of thirst I would have looked like hanger If not the motherly care of Garri We embraced garri as apparatus When caught by rich Girlie Cecilia I need one mudu of garri For the experiment on my project You have saved me many times I can't forget the feeling of Garri In the hot noon of Niger/Kebbi When garri become jewelry |
Garri ah Garri |
Mprex:[b][/b] So, I'm hell broke if I live with an uncle but do other things on my own except fixing things for Girlie? I'm scared of Girlie without enough bill |
datguyojay:Are you so depressed that you can't tolerate simple question in this forum? Transfer of aggression, go look for what make you happy and get life. |
I know poverty as riches is relative, a poor man in Lagos could be the richest man in Paiko Niger state. I often see myself as a broke guy and dread commitment but my friends that I'm a lil better off are married. I don't know how they are doing it but I seriously don't wanna be a broke father. The question begin for an answer is: How much do I need to have to be considered broke? |
Get a car for her, car like: RAV4 will do. Better still, home theatre/sound system or Pata (panties) |
It's mud, probably dried one on the brake pad or handbrake problem. |
R.I.P |
Will I divorce her after marriage if same happened? |
I hate Monday b'coz of HANGOVER. Weak eyelid, heavy jaw, motionless limps, thirsty throat and red eyeballs. Monday go away Come again another day Bobo pl-o-y want to play |
Follow your intuition/gut Love sincerely, trust begat trust Don't double date Look into your lover's face and ask: Do you really love me? If his tongue lies his face won't. Reciprocate true love; not necessarily with sex. Love is larger than mess. Above all, LOVE HIM and be yourself. #makoboidea# |
Haba! Why undermining the fraudulent expertise of our political leaders: Pension scam, Maina's reservoir money. Farugate: money in the cap Abacha's money in swiss bank pls, give us due respect |
I've read three out of it. Bravo to me |
easystudy101:In human view, it's good but against God's plan b'coz it's the beginning of sin. Now you can bleep 365days a year as against annual bleeping. My favourite part |
We will live like George of the jungle. Rather like monkeys, yearly bleeping, without clothings and eating raw vegs |
We will live like George of the jungle. Rather like monkeys |
In one word, the contract is over! I wish her what the world wish her. Marriage is one of it, not adoption |
Are you single? If you have a partner introduce them to him/her as lovers. The shock will make them take a definite stance |
Yes, they do exist but ... Chai. I don't want to say this but for your sake. Those that do it often get used by guys, there was a girl back at school that used to help lucky guys. Some of us being naive then, saw her as a desperate brat that was looking for a hubby. I don't know whether she is married now or not but I never pray to meet her again b'coz I'm ashamed of my foolishness. SHE WAS AN ANGEL |


, i hope you dont visit them ashawos 