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Awon pampers incoming president!

Before them say na sweat, person dey sweat for nyansh only?
U comot for AC bulletproof car, enter AC palace, still sweat for nyash...

Can someone explain this phenomenon?

BeeBeeOoh:


I will be watching with keen interest as things unfolds in the coming days, weeks or months.

But, jumping from vegetable to vegetable pro-max will not be a child's play or a race where a woman uses her hands to cup her breasts while running.

E no go funny o

At all...

Sha tinubu fit cum and the thing sweet us..

Emphasis on CUM..

pquaver:
What kind of talk is that? Can u tell me between 2011 und now how many bombs went off in Abuja)? Compared to now? How many. Suicide bombs, how many fuel strikes? How many times workers salaries were delayed,.. How many pensioners were paid. How much did we earn as a country and the successful completed projects.. I can go on and on

Between 2019 n now can u tell me how many schools bandits have struck and school children abducted?

Can u tellme how much have been used in paying for a scam subsidy between 2015 till date compare to what gej the crook used in paying?

BeeBeeOoh:


Agbada don hook for fence.

And some people are hellbent on forcing this vegetable pro-max down our throat?

Why is it that suffer no dey taya some people?

Apart from that, he is even going to pick a muslim from north as running mate.

And some sophisticated yorubas don't see any wrong in this.

Make we shout now o before e come manifest.

seunmsg:
It is actually silly, insane and undemocratic to ask someone not to contest. We are in a democracy and it is within his constitutional rights to contest. The only thing you can do is not vote for him.

We have been having electoral contests since 1959 but the insane level of lies and propaganda you Tinubu haters are deploying this time around just to get him out of the race will backfire and the consequences will be huge.

No matter the lies and propaganda, Asiwaju will contest and win. There is nothing you inconsequential and bitter folks can do about it.

Don't forget to always carry extra diapers anytime grandpa tee wan comot outside.

Na the stench from the previous outing we still dey try clear so

SwissMass:
Some people especially IPOB members have taken presumed wet dress of Mazi Bola Ahmed Tinubu to the height of hatred and bitterness, disparaging him with all kinds of remarks, although the unperturbed Bola Ahmed Tinubu might seems not to bother right now because he is a focused man, but he is a human being with godlike features that may still pay his enemies their retributions which is quite normal, because even Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour said anyone ashamed of me on earth, He will ashamed of them in heaven, he who lives in a glass house doesn't throw stones, the disaster that await traitors and those that have benefited from his magnanimity in Lagos especially that are not be from the region might be in jeopardy, a word is enough for a wise, you don't fight your enemy with all eyes closed, he might device a mean to cut you to size.

DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR IPOB MEMBERS WHO HAVE SUBMITTED THEIR BRAIN TO KANU.

Imagine putting Jesus Christ in the same statement with tinubu..
Chai...

How does this make sense for goodness sake

Pquaver between 2011 and 2015 how many times did ASUU go on strike, compare it to between 2015 n now.
Lets see who no dey take shit and who get sense of indulging in sensible discourse and not body language administration.

brainpulse:
The marketers are the devils reaping in.

Since they thought the Government will remove the subsidy, a lot took huge loan to desperately buy different fuel in large quantity, but were disappointed since it didn't happened, they had to get their money back at all cost hence planned all this issue to increase the price.

Like what d Bleep is this?

So u absolved the entire principal officers in the petroleum industry and channel ur blames to marketers?

Chai..

The kind juju buhari carry come Nigeria strong.

Nbotee:
This is a well orchestrated move by the govt. The funny thing is they have been importing the methanol laced petrol looong before now. Imagine if dis whole thing had been a report with Diezani's name on it.. Suffer no dey tire Nigerians. We seem to be in luv with our oppressors

By now seunmsg, pquaver, omenkalives, ans the other zombies for dey write epistles..

We no even dey drag petroleum minister on this, they don shit blame to marketers where never see forex since 2016 take import products.

Basheer22:
Your prediction failed woefully

My prediction didn't fail.

Wait till when pump price will be increased before u kick.

Suspending dooms day doesnt mean prophesy don fail.

It's so funny when people think tinubu isn't corrupt but owns more than 80percent of lush properties in lagos. He was just a auditor in mobil, a senator and 2term govr.
But diezani who was a executive director in shell, married to a former military administrator and also a federal minister is corrupt.
She owns less than 1percent of lush properties in lagos.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Damnnn
What da fuckkk


There ain't no eulogy for this pussy ass man
No matter what You going through in this gadamnnn world
Suicide ain't no solution niggar
You got problem then you relate the issue with the rest of your niggars..those once will take away the pressure immediately by booking hotel for you with two beautiful runs babe to bang you...supply you with weed and bottles
As you doing the drinking and smoking....your niggars will be looking for a lasting solution to the problem

What if he doesn't have niggars like that?

Tejumola856:
I’ve tried to be in relationship many times but it doesn’t work for me, I will just get tired all of the sudden within a couple of months, I can’t even point out a reason I get tired of it, I dated at least 6 girls last year which I later breakup with them without a reason.

What I discovered is that I always love them in the beginning to the extent that I will promise them heaven and earth, at the end of the day i will get tired of them.

The issue now is that, I met this girl last year December during the Christmas, I’m not going to lie, I truly love this girl, I asked her out and she agreed to be in relationship with me, this girl has been loyal to me, she’s always come to cook for me, she has once washed my clothes, I found happiness and joy in her but now, I’m having a feelings of breaking up with her, I stop calling or texting her, I don’t even know what’s going on in my life right now but my mind keep telling me to break up with her cus I need to be free.

Please over to you married men and those who are in relationship, how does it work out for you? I don’t understand my life again!

Should we end ur life for u or what?

pquaver:
You a daft idiot.. Just for ur last sentence..

E pain u.....

No vess o

adamsmith914:
Are you a toddler? Or why are you not using your common sense, although it seems not quite common?

Because my common sense is on sabatical till awa messiah leaves.

Good morning sah

pquaver:
OK those structures and institutions should only work for those APC guys but should not for the pdp I mentioned right? It normal of ur type I know. When confronted with the truth u resort to insult.. U want the security agencies to observe structure and constitution with pdp but unilaterally arrest the people u called in apc.. You see how Ur hypocrisy stinks to high heavens. You are the one who knows nothing about structures and constitution.. Go and seek ur own advice..

I heard a bag of rice is now 38k...

I accept abeg, gej no be buhari mate

Case close

@pquaver this is ur messiah's doings..

SomE peoples messiah imported adulterated fuel into the country.

What a foolish president we now have supervising the death and downward spiral of a great nation.

Some people messiah o..

pquaver:
OK those structures and institutions should only work for those APC guys but should not for the pdp I mentioned right? It normal of ur type I know. When confronted with the truth u resort to insult.. U want the security agencies to observe structure and constitution with pdp but unilaterally arrest the people u called in apc.. You see how Ur hypocrisy stinks to high heavens. You are the one who knows nothing about structures and constitution.. Go and seek ur own advice..

Papa, state issues r legislated in state assembly.
Federal issues are legislated in national assembly which consist of senate and house of representative.

National assembly can only interfere in state issues if and only if the state assembly is incapacitated.

Another issue, all state governors have official immunity, what this mean is you can't drag a sitting governor to any court if any sort of crime has been committed by such person in that office.

When did security agencies arrest apc governors and left pdp governors?

You r now being sentimental and confused.
I can tolerate ur ill-sensitivity about workings of thenigerian State, but ur illiteracy on who is better between gej and a reverred coup plotter is a no for me.

pquaver:
Please can you count the number of death pls, cos last time I checked herdsmen were killing like the are now back under GEJ, coupled with boko haram.. U will be lying machine to think security under GEJ was better.. Again introducing Öppis and bvn and other bills including treasury single account did not meant it was implemented.. It took Buhari win in 2015 for the so called bills to be implemented.. Again talk and do Bubu. You want to talk of humanitarian minister but fact is there was school feeding program which we I saw with my own eyes, people who were observing Covid protocol do not eat? If u have the evidence of the embezzlement of the funds effc is waiting. I will support u na our money.. N power etc were implemented
B4 our very eyes. Abeg where is casa a bread, where is you win, where is sure p? Buhari n GEJ no be mate. Diezani, dasuki, malabu etc where all under GEJ the money involved is almost our 20years budget and u have mouth to talk. Gej left with fuel marketers unpaid Buhari cleared it, nepa unpaid Buhari paid, Biafra soldiers Buhari paid, Nigeria Airways Buhari paid etc.. This best economy n management of Gej abeg where is it? 2nd Niger bridge on paper.. Nothing to show for it.. Pdp secretariat uncompleted abeg call Buhari he go help una complete am d man na completer General abeg.. U can only lie to ur gullible dimwit. I am not ur ordinary easterner

Atleast u were able to feed and buy basic things without getting monies from loansharks.
Barnabas gemade, audu ogbeh, do you know these people?

U r not just a ordinary easterner, u r a dull ordinary easterner!

pquaver:
The consumption might not be a lie because if u add smuggled consumption so u understand the context Nigeria. I thought u are smart enough to know that or u trying to be clever by half. Under Gej best the fuel was scarce and marketers owed und ur so called Buhari wey no Sabi the fuel is constant and the market now understands is business no more middle men.. He is not perfect but abeg no bring Gej where Bubu gallant abeg.

Consumption might not be a lie, but senate president ahmad lawan and timi sylva said it shouldn't be so. Those who know how things r.
Even if smugglers r smuggling excess products out of the country, r u now saying we have a useless commander in chief and a weak idiot who can't curtail common smuggling and economic sabotage?

So on what basis r u using to rate buhari higher than gej?

If under gej smugglers were checkmated and fuel consumption lower, but under ur messiah smugglers r having field day, leading to rise daily consumption and also a rise in subsidy payment which ur messiah said was a scam.

Bobo u no wise, u no well, u mumu and am telling u the truth.

There r things u just keep quiet when faced with superior argument, but ur ego and zombistic tendency made u still continue displaying how foolish n bereft of how Nigeria operates.

If i may ask, what did fayose, sule lamido do?

pquaver:
OK tell us he kept quiet too for the pdp guys too Abi are they saints? Why are the not in prison too? He kept quiet for fayose ba? He kept quiet for sule Lamido, for David Mark, etc Abi.. Abeg carry ur greater hypocrisy go face ur family people..

Do u even know how structures and institutions and the constitution operates?

So u expect a president to interfere in state matters, something absolutely out of his jurisdiction.

Sorry to say this, u don't know nothing and it's so alarming that you came online with a baggage fill with nothing.

Go and check and read thru the constitution and get educated on how things work.

pquaver:
1.. When it comes to transparency GEJ doesn't come close to Buhari.. Don't let us go there...
Look at this malabu Buhari will not keep quiet if he was the one with this magnitude of evidences, look at deziani look at the magnitude. There is no hypocrisy any where when it's comes to honesty Buhari and GEJ no be mate. Why won't they condemn him? As far as the impact of his decision keeps arising, he will be called out. Is more than how many years is Hitler not still remembered for the holocaust, is Germany not still looked at as racist? How many yes ago is it, is Osama bin Laden not still known as a terrorist? Even in death.. Your actions today determine tomorrow. Know this n know peace. Rome is not built in a day.. If u wan a nation of ur dreams to be built in 7years than u know nothing about nation building.. Na why I just dey laff dos 1ce with Biafra noise. them think say na by name change. Anyway we dey here dey look una.

Buhari like gej r thieves.
There is nothing like small thief or big thief.
A thief is a thief whether he steals in kobo or in billions.
Under gej, FOI was passed into law.
Under gej inec was reformed and card reader introduced.
Under gej ippis, bvn, and other bills that will enhance service delivery and also checkmate corruption was passed into law.
Under buhari social media and other media houses have almost been stifled.
Transparency international till date rates gej govt higher interms of service delivery, transparency and accountability ahead of buhari govt.
Can we even count the number of deaths that occur under mr integrity?
Has it not surpassed 1967 pogrom that happened in the eastern and part of south southern nigeria?
Won't even talk of humanitarian minister that used billions to feed school children who were duly observing covid 19 protocol.
Should i tell u what happened to stella oduah when gej heard she used 250million naira that was not captured in her ministry budget to buy a bullet proof car?
She was sacked in no time.
That same period, babatunde fashola bought 3bullet proof suvs at 500million naira each.
Nobody or group went on protest against lagos state govt.

pquaver:
1.. When it comes to transparency GEJ doesn't come close to Buhari.. Don't let us go there...
Look at this malabu Buhari will not keep quiet if he was the one with this magnitude of evidences, look at deziani look at the magnitude. There is no hypocrisy any where when it's comes to honesty Buhari and GEJ no be mate. Why won't they condemn him? As far as the impact of his decision keeps arising, he will be called out. Is more than how many years is Hitler not still remembered for the holocaust, is Germany not still looked at as racist? How many yes ago is it, is Osama bin Laden not still known as a terrorist? Even in death.. Your actions today determine tomorrow. Know this n know peace. Rome is not built in a day.. If u wan a nation of ur dreams to be built in 7years than u know nothing about nation building.. Na why I just dey laff dos 1ce will Biafra them think say na by name change. Anyway we dey here dey look una.

Imagine bringing osama bin laden into corruption and integrity discourse...

Under buhari, nigeria now consume more than 60million litres of fuel daily.
When corrupt gej was in power, it was 30million litres.
Last year between october and december it went up to 90million litres.
Who is minister for petroleum?

Buhari is transparent abi...
Someone who said subsidy is scam, that therr is nothing like subsidy, he came in paid for what he called scam. His own subsidy payment even surpasses what corrupt gej paid for 5yrs when crude oil was even selling at almost 120dolls per barrel.
We paid for more when crude was below 30dolls per barrel under mr transparent.

Should we still continue doing this?

pquaver:
1.. When it comes to transparency GEJ doesn't come close to Buhari.. Don't let us go there...
Look at this malabu Buhari will not keep quiet if he was the one with this magnitude of evidences, look at deziani look at the magnitude. There is no hypocrisy any where when it's comes to honesty Buhari and GEJ no be mate. Why won't they condemn him? As far as the impact of his decision keeps arising, he will be called out. Is more than how many years is Hitler not still remembered for the holocaust, is Germany not still looked at as racist? How many yes ago is it, is Osama bin Laden not still known as a terrorist? Even in death.. Your actions today determine tomorrow. Know this n know peace. Rome is not built in a day.. If u wan a nation of ur dreams to be built in 7years than u know nothing about nation building.. Na why I just dey laff dos 1ce with Biafra noise. them think say na by name change. Anyway we dey here dey look una.

Buhari will not keep quiet, but he kept quiet with former sgf grass cutting scandal, he kept quiet with abba kyari mtn billion scandal, he kept quiet with lai mohammed extortion scandal, he even reappointed him.
He kept quiet with malami scandal, do u even know what keeping quiet means?
But u wanted gej to build a nation under 5yrs...

Abeg carry ur hypocrisy go face ur villagers.

pquaver:
You do not see hausa or yoruba complaining saying the told someone not to vote a candidate.. It is only our people that does that.. It show intolerance, same thing showing itself when it has to do with Biafra. We should learn to respect others peoples opinions. If u read my message u see that I neither condemned u for support nor did I show intolerance to you choice. I used style to drag your attention to your intolerant comment...
Make una respect other people's opinions.. There is freedom of choice and freedom to vote for whoever u want and be voted for by whoever. Know this and know peace..

Ur style ur business...
Me i don't sit on the fence..

I don't criticize whoever people chose, but i hate hypocrites.
For God sake whystill condemn gej after 7yrs of buhari?
Is it not the same gej that apc went to beg so he could come n get their ticket n contest?
So what the hell are to talking about?
I don't do things with hypocrites, i hate hypocrisy.
Someone said na their hero be that o, is buhari better than gej interms of transparency?
Abeg carry ur style go preach give fools.

pquaver:
Your reasoning gave u away.. Nwanne e wu onye igbo.. That stuff you wrote their applies to u. Respect other people's decisions.. Simple..

Same as u too...

Don't come n form what u aren't...

Ur decision is urs, so if i worship gej it shouldn't be ur wahala.

pquaver:
So why do you act like u know better than others? Then stop whinning about how u to told other not to vote this or that because the government u wanted to continue was no better. U can see it as them dey share money..

The problem with sophisticated fools is they think everyone against their ineptitude messiah thinks and say the same thing.
Am ibibio and not ijaw or igbo nor opobo.
Am a rational thinker, i reason for myself, i don't allow one thin smelly fool who can't take care of himself even with trillions in his account reason for me.

InvertedHammer:
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Goodluck Jonathan is still some people's hero.


Buhari is not punishing Nigerians enough. I wish he could tighten the knot more until they grow sense.

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And buhari is some people messiah o...
Abba kyari former CoS collected mtn 500million naira as bribe, buhari no punish am.
Former Cof Army staff that died in Kd plane crash told senate to probe former CAS over weapon acquisition , buhari isnt punishing them enough.
Lai mohammed collected billions from every agencies under communication and info ministry he is headed for vain trip to china. This trip was already in his budget but he went on billings mode. Buhari didnt punish him.
Malami case is extremely bogus and unlimited... If we wan to start mentioning them, space no go reach...

FreeStuffsNG:
Please kindly remind me, just in case I forgot.
To assist you, I am from Lagos and we have never elected PDP since 1999 so please let me be very very clear that I do not have anyone of our political leaders in Lagos in the era of the locust years, in fact, Lagos was 100% in opposition. I don't know if you are mixing up other states with us in Lagos or the SW

Now let's go through the current leaders I support and correct me if anyone of these people were part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ sir.

Was PMB part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?

Was Asiwaju Tinubu part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was Professor Osibanjo part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was Senator Ahmad Lawan part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?

Was Hon Gbajabiamila part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was Hon Mr Justice Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad CFR, the current Chief Justice part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?

Was HE Babatunde Fashola part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Babajide Sanwo-Olu part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Dapo Abiodun part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Seyi Makinde part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Oyetola part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Fayemi part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


Was HE Akeredolu part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?



Please remind me which of the critical section or arm of the current administration is headed by a member of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ?


The only person who survived was then newly appointed Mr Godwin Emefiele who was retained because he had not been tainted with the huge corruption of that administration when snakes swallow up money too.

I am not in support of anyone who was part of the corrupt administration of HE GEJ sir.

Lets be clear on this malabu stuff..
Gej inherited this from previous govt, he mandated those involved to settle the matter amicably, shell, eni, fed govt did what they think was best for them.
Matter was settled, monies offered and those involved where paid what was due them.

AA got his consultancy fee for job he did, malami that never did any job from the paris refund club money got consultancy fee...

Should i begin to mention other consultancy fees scandals in ur acclaimed saint region?
How much is remita collecting for doing nothing?
Dan Etete bought malabu during his days as minister, under abacha which buhari was part of.
Atleast we know gej properties, tinubu properties are unlimited...
He owns lagos, 80percent of lekki is own by tinubu, someone that was just a auditor in mobil and 2term governor of a state.
It's not as if lagos state govr salary was diff from other states during his time.

emmanuelbrown26:
Una go sit down dey give people BP, waiting u go gain now

How pharmacies wan take pay rents and salaries if people no get BP?

FreeStuffsNG:
I am not sure you get your priorities right, I am reminding you that your Principal can't get even his state and neighbouring Abia State who are likely to queue behind OUK, please how does that pain me or involve Asiwaju Tinubu? Or you expect those states where the political network of Asiwaju Tinubu has helped get political leaders into office to now abandon their benefactor and do for your Principal what he can't get the APC faction of Senator Abe in Rivers State, to do for him?
If you are seriously trying to promote him and you are banking on delegate votes from even Abia let alone Borno, Niger, Kano, Lagos, Edo etc , then you are not serious. Like HE Okorocha that recieved his own turban in same place few days back, HE Amaechi can't get delegates from those states to vote for him. That's the real issue , not wasting time here on Nairaland mocking folks. I am not even against him, I am just for Asiwaju Tinubu

Baba if buhari tells tinubu to order lagos delegates to vote amaechi, tinubu will 100percent do it.
Worry about whether south west delegates will obey buhari over tinubu, cos we know who is the messiah in apc.
What buhari says, that's what una dey do.