₦airaland Forum

KiNg0G:
you especially you go fall, you nor go get up... you go suffer die.

that quote is for the op and people like myself who believe in our future not you.

This quote is for u and ur family.
Not ur children cos u won't have any.
By God's doing, u will not live to see the end of this year.
You will not suffer o, but calamity will befall u at the final hours of ur existence.
Use these 6days wisely.

Flamees:
God even if it's just $1b e no go bad for me

1billion no too small?
Dem jeff bezos abi this boy wey get facebook dem get 2heads?

KiNg0G:
It will be better,
don't give up, like bouncing ball The stronger it falls the higher it goes up

Na motivation speakers make our economy dey like dis.

They deliberately destroy us wth their senseless motivational quotes.

fergie001:


We don give am out.....

Chai...
Chei...
Choi..
Che che che che ooooo
Chisos..
Chimo oooooo.
Chai...
I carry last

baggioni:
No be you and I dey in charge of the system?? The system does not run itself, we run it the way we desire either to outsmart it or otherwise

Which u n i?
I tell u say i dey cofmen?
Or my mama be administrator?
Anybody outside my immediate family no concern me.
As i dey so i dey look for work.

fergie001:
Our darling daddy

Happy Christmas my guys...
Any unused fowl?

baggioni:
I dey tell you, most Nigerians are cheats and thieves no matter what and how we paint ourselves

Because the system allows nigerians to be cheat.

fergie001:
Ewweeeyyyyyy

They didnt4only defied the directives,they also increase fare from 2000 to 8thousand....

Under buhari..
What really happened to buhari body language?
Abi lai mohamed spray am tinubu perfume?

BeeBeeOoh:
Imagine! What a careless statement from a president of a country

The problem with Buhari is that he talks before he thinks.

Very anyhow and unreasonable president with a lose tongue.

Tufiakwa

I don't see any difference between buhari and mr spell

floss:
Today is Christmas, to some Xmas and many others Sexmas... depending on the one you're celebrating...The most important thing is you must not be found idle pick one and celebrate.

Today is Saturday... Na weekend first first..

Skyflygang2:
Buy drink very different from burn money

Use ur head

Abi u sha use the money buy something different from setting on fire

Use ur head ooo

Oga na d same thing..
Wetin d drink dey give person for body?
Use ur head too...
Ab ur head get sands inside

Skyflygang2:
He set 70k on fire..

This story is fake..

No one in this present Nigeria can set 50 naira on fire talkless of 70k.

1k notes x 70 pieces or

500 naira notes x 140 pieces

Fake story rubbish

No be people dey use 14million buy drinks for club for this same naija, how e take different from this?

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

Sista hide ur panties o, infact i will advice u to stop wearing panties. What am i saying sef, sha i don talk am cos that boy fit carry ur panties go dibia make e for blow.
That boy don enter express, its finish.
Imagine setting 70k on fire... Chai..
Money wey i dey find to take marry...

illicit:
A woman was killed by a trailer 3 days ago in my area

For calabar abi

zedadesta:
What's the title of the film

Only God can do this.
From the stable of chosen ministries, directed by bro lazarus dgn

Chopchopfine:
Lalasticlala food is ready...

U no put curry or thyme in this one?

Chopchopfine:
It is possible. It all depends on your location.

E no depend at all, its either he will use 300naira beef and 100naira kpomo take prepare am.
The least ugu he can buy is 100naira n it won't be much.
Las las na 2days soup be this.

If am cooking this, will use stockfish take dirty am, add small dryfish use goatmeat instead.
Thou goat cost pasd beef.

inoki247:
Bandit sharing Christmas Palliative to people in Kastina.....

Unsubsidized palliatives...

Ishitinyourlife:
Like your mum enjoyed the 6 guys that was fucking her pussey last week abi

U r trying so hard to be funny, try again maybe person from borno fit laugh..

I won't descend to ur level cos ur mum doesn't deserve my vile response.

Aonkuuse:
https://www.facebook.com/101816821688622/posts/403002451570056/?app=fbl

Source: https://salemreporters.com/matured-lady-sexually-abuse-man-cart-away-his-handset-and-money-in-portharcourt/

U enjoy am abi u no enjoy am?
Answer quick quick

delzbaba:
people that take injection in pharmacies what type of noun can i use to describe them

Proper noun

SureBadBoy:
In the southern east is seen a viral video of girl pleading humorously to a masquerade to please let go, she was heard beckoning on a standby friend, telling the Person that the masquerade is asking for intimacy.

But matter could not be seen to be that serious as she was smiling & saying it in funny way

Such could be seen as do spirits engage in sexual intercourse as they are reverred


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQjf0c_hBhE

I don't even know between the masquerade n his plays and ur english which is more dangerful?

jpphilips:
crude price is going down, Nigeria is running a budget deficit already, thank God it happened towards the end of the year, wont be long before salaries will be owed. Nigeria has no foreign reserve left all looted as such our Naira can no longer be supported hence the devaluation, the prices of commodities have been adjusted to reflect the devaluation, job cuts will follow, amidst fall in crude prices, petrol will sell for 128, next week, Jonathan could not fix electricity that is mounting pressure on petroleum products.

The increased FIRS receipt for imports and the devaluation has already murdered the deregulated diesel price hence its unchanged price at the pumps amidst fall in crude prices.
Our inflation index has trippled this last 6months and some pigs think they have an opinion, Bros, don't beg them.
by the time Jonathan's inefficiency is done with them come 2019, Hunger will speak the language they will understand, since Bigotry has stolen their common sense.

Bobo r u well?

seunmsg:
Not surprised. This is exactly why Magu was removed. I hope those misguided Nigerians who celebrated the removal of Magu are now happy with the new EFCC under Bawa. Those who serve Nigeria diligently are always castigated and attacked by the system while those that compromise are painted as the hero.

Exactly, have u seen voting out gej and bringing in buhari was one of the worst things nigerians did.... I hope those misguided nigerians now see that the MessIaH they saw in buhari was a Mess-In-Higher form.
Those who serve nigeria and nigerians deligently like gej did r always castigated and attacked.
Imagine what gej passed thru i have the hands of Nigerians,theysaid he stole 50k barrels of oil daily....
Chai

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
You dey see men


Our own for Nigeria.....pot belly nor go fit allow them swim

Even buhari wey no get pot belle D last time he trekked from the mosque to his house, he traveled for 2weeks to recuperate the lost strength.

Passionate888:
Sai baba! The North is very safe and secure. These casualties are just soft targets

Make i quote this tweet from mister du ll ar d.

Today he don ban Twitter..
Wicked demon

jaybenugo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CXuCkcotU7K/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Igbere tv wetin consain us with malawi?

Wahala don finish for naija?

Just 3months for ph, my white towel turn milky colour.
Govt both state and local nees do something..
I won't call fed govt cos they r irresponsible at the moment.

etokhana:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/12/20/buhari-withholds-assent-to-electoral-amendment-bill-gives-reasons/

AM not against buhari not assenting this bill into law, my issue is with that useless gbajabiamila. Its either this was a plan job by the executive and the NASS just to scuttle anything concerning electoral reforms by inserting that particular section that is highly controversial.
How can only gbaja be the one to promote an unpopular bill without due consultations and the next thing the bill is inserted in the ammended electoral bill?
Knowing fully well the president won't assent to it..
This is a well thought out plans by both the executive n legislature to continue hampering growth in our elections.

Laggafin:
What goes up must come down .. She refused to use za Oda room to ensure her husband fixes the state clinic even after discovering that the facility didn't have common syringe.. But billions is being padded annually for it in our National budget.. The kamar wen go strike dem still the do hard press up

E dey like this ur kamar na the original one... Let's ser how e go do him work

DroppingLiquid:
I thought you said Baba is dead and that it’s some guy from Sudan?

Pick one story naa

Go check my entire comments here on NL whether u will see me mention anything about jubril of sudan...
I don big and more intelligent to be following useless talks.
Na buhari wey zombies been elect since 2015 be this.

NSNA:
Reports have it that Nigerians are being mistreated and disrespected across Africa especially at Airports.

There are videos of Nigerians being dragged on the floor in Togo, Ghana is refusing entry for Nigerians while waving in Ghanaians. Ethiopian Airlines is siding with the UAE and bouncing Nigerians off their flight simply because they are Nigerians.

What Nigeria should do
Nigeria is a country with over 200 million people and the largest producer of Oil in Africa, amongst many other resources with human capital and strong entrepreneurship, The culture of Africa is dictated by the Nigerian film and music industry for decades. Hence the major failure is leadership and sometimes we need to teach our leaders what to do.

With a surprise overnight withdrawal from the African Union, Africa Free Trade zone, Africa Cup of Nation, and many others, Nigeria will be pulling out 200 million from the economy of Africa and the continent will run headless.

Imagine South American countries like Guyana mistreating USA citizens, Nigeria really does not know its place.

A whole Buhari the president of Nigeria visits the UAE and before his plane landed back in Nigeria the host banned all citizens of his country from visiting. That is nothing but see finish! That UAE was partly built and sustained by Nigerian Money. Nigeria contributes the most visitors to the UAE tourism sector. It is time to rebuild Nigeria, Fix Calabar, fix Akwa Ibom, Fix yankari games reserve, fix the whole damn Nation and we can benefit from what we have. We have been going to Sokoto to look for what is in Shokoto.

The Billions of Dollars that fly out of Nigeria every day without the country and its people benefiting from this can then stay and circulate to her people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHVo0bbmFho
Nigeria My Beloved Country - Funmi Adams

If buhari see this ur write ups, u r going to jail asap.
Make buhari stop to gallivant... Because say dem beat person wey be 5percenter for Ghana...