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richmond500:
If person come pour those food weh dem donate N1500 each to cook communal food for ground nko?

Dem go beat de person, after dem cook another one, d mumu wey pour am go do the serving.

As punishment

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actiondrilling:
Ebonyi state Governor, Chief David Umahi has said he has no regret preaching that federal government should be collecting Value Added Taxes(VATs) and share to states of the federation.

The Governor stated this on Tuesday during the inauguration of south east leaders of the Christian Association in Nigeria(CAN) with his Senior Special Adviser(SSA) on Religion and Welfare, Rev. Fr. Abraham Nwali as the Chairman.

The inauguration was performed by the President of CAN, Rev. Samson Ayokunle at the Christian Ecumenical centre, Abakaliki

He called on CAN and all the traditional institutions in south east to begin to sensitize the people of the zone on the dangers of the sit-at-homes being ordered by the Indigenous People of Biafra(IPOB).

He said “the sit-at-home is not biting the south East Governors. If you sit-at-home, some of their children are outside the country, it’s not biting them. If the body of Christ and all the Traditional institutions should rise up to let them know the dangers. We fear that a splinter group may come and toe this thing we are sitting on Mondays, Tuesdays and on Fridays and on Sunday sit-at-home by the Christian body.

“Another sit-at-home on Wednesdays and Thursdays, yes, I am hearing that and then the end would have come and would have become very clear to our people. I never see when people brought war upon themselves. So, I plead with the Christian body to announce the dangers they are bringing to ourselves.

“Nobody is sitting at home in the West, in the North, in the South South. We are only sitting at home here, what do we intend to achieve? Nothing!

“We are killing ourselves and we say we are agitating, agitating for what? So, it’s a very terrible thing. When our people push for restructuring, yes, I agree with restructuring but it has to be administrative restructuring, I will continue to preach it. Our states that are very weak must be taken care of before we say let everybody control their resources.

“There was a time we were house boys and house girls and they were very helpful in service to other states. It is time to be built up before you can collect their VATs separately. I will continue to preach that allow the federal government to collect VAT and share for us”.

https://www.akelicious.net/vat-war-no-regret-supporting-fg-david-umahi/

Peter odili been do pass this, na yaradua baba iyabo carry pdp presidential flag give, comot gej from inside creek in bayelsa put as fais presiden, umahi na that lane u dey waka... We know how e go end.
If u like disagree on anything the southern govrs and southerners say that will protect the livelihood of their people, u see aso rock, u go still be visitor and not resident.

Ahmad62:
The name biafra alone disgusts me

When there is MAD in ahmad, know there is something involve

This euros na for germany or france abi portugal?
Next year we fit see Riyadh or Rand or shilling..

TheRareGem1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-buhari-seeks-nassemblys-approval-to-borrow-fresh-4bn-e710m/amp

Most of these funds r used to finance npower, conditional cash transfer, trader moni, highway to maradi etc.
We have been used by Gboy buhari and his low-key looters.
Rice, beans and bread don add price, bread now dey like say u dey chop refined foam. E no sweet, no taste...u need do rich tea before u enjoy am.
Buhari e no go better for u

Sirjamo:
You well so?

Dem dey import Kulikuli and water melon?

Wetin u fit import apart from that?
So kulikuli no dey Niger republic or watermelon no dey Niger?

mu2sa2:
Bros, don't waste your time with those mumu; it seems the stuff in their heads is just like cotton wool.

See musa wey no go school o, dey follow talk for nairaland...
Gej na u cause am, him for allow those worthless fools be begging than build schools for them.

vedaxcool:
“Ther are those who despite collecting tens of billions of naira from this administration in form of refund for federal roads that they did not even construct in their states and you still have these claims coming out trying to abuse the Federal Government because of political reasons,” Ngelale said.

Wike convinced Mr. Jonathan that it served his ambition to not refund Ameachi N78B spent on fixing federal roads.

PMB could have easily repaid him with the evil he did against Ameachi under Jonathan but he showed the drunken cultist class something many PDP idiots take for granted. Rather than eschew politics of tribalism, religious bigotry and jingoism, Wike and PDP e urchins continue the downward spiral to perdition.

When obasanjo withheld lagos funds for 2yrs, another govt came in and paid.
Even if buhari didn't refund the monies state used in fixing federal roads, another person for come pay am.
Wike is fighting for states to be in charge of VAT, victor attah fought for 13percent derivative back then and the abrogation of onshore offshore dichotomy. So many southern states didnt support him, was it tribalistic?
This morning we heard hisbah destroyed another trucks of beer, but the same govt are accepting VAT from beer consumption from other states.. No be evil be that?
The north claims they have the population, VAT is generally about population density.. With more population, more spending and more VAT.

Sirjamo:
States should collect their vats but, they should tell me which state will collect VAT from me when I import my products through the Lagos ports but I am going to sell my products in Kano, my state of residence.

If u import ur stuffs, though i don't know the products u r talking of to ur state kano, na for small kiosk u go put am. There r category of businesses that charges for VAT.
VAT isnt for every Tom dick n harry...
U can't sell kuli kuli or watermelon for wheelbarrow and expect ur customers to pay VAT.

bobowaja:
Of course they will always be foolish southerners to use for anti vat campaign. They will either do it for money or for cheer sycophancy as Wike love to call it. Umahi is already leading the pack of sycophants.

But the comforting thing about this is that the law supports the states and the law will take it course. Every lazy states should look inward and all corrupt Abuja politicians should take up private employments.

Apart from the lazy northern govrs, the firs officials are also on the losing side thats why they r kicking against it.
Imagine generating 1trillion naira as VAT, deduct 10percent or more as production cost abi na working cost. Meanwhile they are being paid for the jobs been done. Nigeria is a funny country.
So that's why not just the northerners are against the fed court judgement,but also firs officials are against it cos they won't have access to awoof monies again.

Kazim88:
Bank all over the world don't give unsecure loan to start up and "Idea".

Some bank won't even give you loan with a valuable collateral if you are a start up.

It's not worth the risk for both the bank and entrepreneur.

Now, coming to Nigeria where the system for loan recovery is non existence making loan interest terribly high. where 1 out of 500 Entrepreneur stays afloat after 5 years according to CAC statistics.
Where ignorant career politicians, fraudsters makes doing business almost impossible...

For working into a Nigerian bank seeking funding for a Idea, you should be arrested and counsel for attempting suicide.

Lastly, I pray you succeed. The process and your struggles to the top will make you understand and appreciate that banker lady.

Is education a secured venture?
But banks in US give loans for studies, education is just like commerce, u might forecast its future, but the future have its own outcome.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright ....

You see why youths do anything to make money..

This is what I keep on telling my niggarrrrs

Before you become successful in this gadamnnn world......sometimes you have to do something illegal first.....then as the money comes...stop that illegal dope shit and use the money to pursue that your legal dream

This na exactly how most of our millionaires and Billionaires take start...because at the beginning nobody will help, sponsore or invest in your ideas especially if you are from a poor background

This is damn truth u r spewing.
Know someone who told me the CEO of patricia was a gboy back in uniport..
He cashed out, cleaned the dirty money thru good business, now he is everybody's prayer point.
If they know how he made that capital...

Mynd44:
What sort of badly behaved people are we in Nigeria?
While the loan company have no right to access your contact list and call you names (that permission agreement you agreed to regardless), you are also a huge part of the problem.

Those of you who default on these loans and act a certain kind of way don't even know the extent your behaviour damages society. People like you are the reason the honest serious ones and small scale businesses can't get loans because the loan providers have either lost confidence in the system or has gone bankrupt.

The casual way you are even going about it says you are more bothered about what they can or cannot do to you than actually doing what you are supposed to do which is pay back your loan

Govt wey dey owe people nko...
Are they not people like us?
We live in a country where things happens outside our plans.
I collected loan from them onetime, had in mind to pay cos i was expecting money from someone who owed me. But the person didnt pay me, i defaulted in repaying as at the tine my loan repayment was due. It happens, forecasting is something that is some crazy events. Even economists do fail in their forecasting, punters and pundits also fail in their forecasting. Even meteorlogists also fail in their forecasting.. He failed to pay doesnt mean he wont pay...so tagging him with all sorts of name doesn't make sense.
Govt dey owe, people protest, dey invite police to stop dem.
Dangote dey owe, the other day bankers went to sen andy ubah to harrass him over unpaid debts. Ifeanyi ubah, so manybig guys are debtors.

Randy111:
Now matter the money spent on it, any bungalow built, finished and painted within a month will be highly substandard.

U can finish a bungalow in 3weeks, its not carrying any load.
What we r discussing is duplex.
Nothing dey bungalow bros, if u get money u can finish it in 2weeks sef.
The max coach a new wall can carry is 7coaches.
After doing concrete for foundation, the next day u build it to german floor, after putting concrete on German floor, u allow one day pass, the next day u build it to window level or lintel. This is probably day5, use day6 for fabricating the lintels and also do the concrete works. Allow for a day to dry. Day8 u start buildng to finishing.
Allow 2or 3 days, carpenter will start knocking for roof, at the same time electrical works will also start for cracking of walls and piping.
A serious carpenter shouldn't spend more than 7days in the work. So approximately 16days spent.

Bukad:
Construction Duration Estimates
1.Building skeleton i.e to roofing level = 5 weeks

2. Finishings (plastering, electrical wiring, windows/doors, tilling, screening/painting, plumbing/electrical fittings)= 6 weeks

Total Duration= 11 weeks (Assuming constructed in dry season)

Cost Estimates
1. Building skeleton= N9.5m ( using stone coated roofing)

2. Finishings = N13.5m (using armoured doors for main entrances, Nigerian paneled casement windows, 60*60 Italian postlene tiles in major areas, Sweethome closed couple plumbing fittings with water heaters,etc)


Total= N23m ( Twenty three million Naira Only)


NB: We can be reached for other professional consultancy as we have delivered such structures around South East. Thanks

This duplex not bungalow, didnt u factor the deckings....

DissTroyer:
Stop being silly. This isn't human capacity development - it's the normal employment as secondary school teachers in the state. There was a severe shortage of teachers and recruitment had to be done.

Even at that, it was politicised. Within the first two days of the portal being opened, it has over 2 million unique visits with over 30,000 applications then the website crashed.

I'm not going to reveal how I got these statistics. The minions posting here don't even know how and who developed the portal. The server was upgraded that Thursday and the process for recruitment changed twice

It wasn't strictly on merit but slots. I'd rather not reveal more.

But this isn't human capacity development but falls under recurrent expenditure of the budget.

Do you even understand budgeting at all?

Do you even know the overhead cost of running the Akwa Ibom State Government from 2016 to 2019? You want me to bully these guys with facts?

Don't insult us from the state who know the inner details. Keep mesmerising other Nigerians with the mediocrity perpetuated in the state.

Before you accuse me of being APC, I never have been. Never would attend their meetings.

Tell the guys in the media unit to track my IP address. I want the whole of this to culminate into a confrontation and I have civil groups at my beck and call. Udom is underperforming!

Stop all this silly threats... It won't move me. If u want to do whistle blowing, start fron 1999, akwaibom state didnt start from 2016..
Am not accusing u of being apc, anything u like u can be, its none of my damn business.
U have facts and figures about all the workings of this govt, was akwaibom birthed during this administration?
Start from 1999 or 2007 and give us facts. Will love to be in the know how much akwaibom has received from 1999 till date and what was used in the state and what has been stolen and looted by those who were in the leadership positions then n now.
Stop all these silly segmenting attacks..
If employing isnt human development, what then is human capital devt?
Tell me please... I dont nees dictionary meaning.

Snitch24:
E no concern me



Naira is on its way to 740/$

Serious.....

DankemzI:
Human capacity development has been defined as "The process by which individuals, groups, organizations, institutions, and societies develop their abilities - both individually and collectively - to set and achieve objectives, perform functions, solve problems and to develop the means and conditions required to enable this process".

So there's nothing like human capital devt currently being done by this admin?
The only human capital devt i know of is source of livelihood...
Even if the govt organise a billion workshops or symposiums and training but at the end nothing comes in thereafter, its useless and a waste of resources.
If govt employ graduates and trains them, that is human capital devt.

NkanAkpanika:
Agricultural science

Dankemzi is this human capital devt or should we still ask google?

coputa:
Don't say so,The Nigeria Army has been demoralized by this government

Cos they allowed it happened.
How can i have a gun and someone will come kill me without me killing some...
Most of them r just thr blocking road to extort monies from commuters.
If the job no make sense again for them, kindly resign.
My house is on fire, i have all facilities to battle the fire, but i have to get orders from abuja before i can act..
Na to resign now and do other things.

CelestineNelson:
The way we read and recieve the news here in Nairaland is not the way the bereaved families of this falling heros received it...don't get use to the news of death, it not normal, it is a tragedy...
These are Humans, someone's father, uncle, beloved brother, helper, friend that they are killing everyday...imagine the pains they are causing the families affected...

So always take out time to remember these people in prayers...

Which people r u talking of?
People that have guns with bullets but will look the other way when bandits attack christian communities...
Maybe they thought the bandits came to salute them before embarking on their business...
Useless men in uniform.

Lubumbashi:
Buhari is a military man still. He still knows how to stand attention properly

Attention wey no fey attend to our sufferings...

Bombastically00:
It was still buhari ...then it was a military regime, no bandits, Boko Haram, kidnapper or unknown gunmen ..who born them well, no be now wey bubu don turn to guarantors of cows..

Me na buhari too...
Baba came to surprise us

rosinkkit:
Basically he means education, health, nutrition etc.

But the irony is that for human capital development to improve, we must increase national income and hence, our annual budget, through increased national productivity and industrialisation.

The oil income is nowhere near enough for our 200 million population. We need diversification of the economy away from oil. Firms like this represent such steps.

We Nigerians need to appreciate that we can do more in the private sector to build these types of businesses, instead of thinking everything is the govt's responsibility - the usual thrust of this forum.

Industrialisation through banditry and kidnapping...
No govt can please everybody, there r people who r benefitting in this bubu govt, there are people who benefitted during gej govt, and there r people who will never benefit from any govt no matter how hard they try. Human capital devt entails so many things to so may people, govt have done so much interms of this, but some people still don't understand or correlate it with giving money forbeing sycophant.

Buckeyemedia1:
No be National Assembly enact the Federal Tax laws? Isn’t it these same laws pdp used for 16 years? All these noise thinking they are doing President Buhari, cut your nose to spite their ears?

Same thing they did with Endsars, after everything Police didn’t change, actually they became more pathetic, insecurity is worse, they will look for a scapegoat & blame the President for their own ignorant actions. Tomorrow we will hear the Governor has stolen all the monies collected via VAT for his re-election,yet the President has refused to invite EFCC?

The thing pain this one very very well.. aboki don't worry, una go make more money from HAT.. Hisbah antialcohol tax. Leave VAT for us mbok ette.

DankemzI:
Oga please don't missqoute me, I know what I said & I said what I said,.. there's a clear definition of human capital development. Check out your dictionary or Google.
I don't subscribe to sycophancy or throwing money around

So investing in education, agric isnt human capital devt, what does human capital devt mean?

News no dey again, see wetin dem bring come front page...
Oh nairaland, could this be the handwork of buhari too...
Ayam 'confsued'

badoh:
You can't get tokunbo of this car at 1.3m now considering the current exchange rate. Even during Jonathan's tenure, this car sells between 1.250 and 1.3.
If 2003 Big daddy could be sold at 2.1m presently, it means 2001 camry will be between 1.6- 1.7m.

During gej era this car was 900k to 1m.
1999 model was 600k to 800k...
Don't tell me what i know

Dozieson:
No matter how bad. This should not be more than N1.3m

Na exchange rate cos am...
Sai baba
Toyota corolla 2004 model that people using for bolt is almost 2m now.
Big for nothing wey nobody been dey drive again don turn hotcake

pennywys:
I'm an Akwa Ibomite I can tell you that most of our people are myopic and intellectually declined they seems to think backward that I have to disassociate myself from most friends from there cos they can't contribute anything positive

Men they r so sentimental and ignorant.
U see the real reason udom isnt loved, na because he no dey throw money like akpabio did.
U see this human capital development dankemzi talked of, na akpabio mode of throwing monies around.
That ishis own definition of human capital devt.

Coldsperm:
Wow....this is so nice. How I wish my neighbour will allow me join him in marrying his wife. That woman is too beautiful with big backside and big boobs for one man to have to himself. First time I am seeing someone that is tall, with big boobs, big backside, beautiful face and red lips. Her dress sense na die especially when she puts on those revealing dress or short gowns revealing all the essential parts of her body. I always fantasize sliding my big dick into her wet cunt. And by the grace of God, I must achieve that someday.

Remove grace of God and use insha Allah instead...
Grace of God no go work for u on this, but insha Allah fit do am for u