₦airaland Forum

Magical my foot!.... GRE WANNA BE BUNCH.... Nigerian examination system is failed... Is it the same jamb that they paste answers on nairaland?

Christian129:
who wan help me with application fees ooo. Abeg. i need someone with reasonable rate. please help my American dream oo.. i don write standardized tests oo.... please ooooooo cry cry cry cry cry

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Someone with reasonable rate? Bros how you wan do this... If you get a solution... Abeg carry me along... I full ground

lol, alibaba don cast..one format cast..more on street..una go catch tire..only if una fit catch otumokpo

DanjaNinja:
Yes, i did say i was going to make a post but i had a life threatening situation. Thank God I am okay now. I am working on the post as we speak. I sincerely apologize for the delays.

Good to have you back boss

Uniquebeing:
That protest was not peaceful. they destroyed many tins in the school, tied down some of the officials in charge of Unilag sachet n bottle water, stole stuffs etc. in the name of protest.

so get ur facts right.

You are a fo0lish he goat....are you even in West Africa!!... Some people are just goats!!!!... See how you are asserting like you were there, they tied some officials?... Protest that they were monitored by unilag security has they protested... They stole stuff?.. Is everybody has hungry and retarded has you are?

This only happens on Nigeria...

I don't think we operate a sane society any more, if it were to be Dino vs Tinubu... Some women would stage a protest....

These people are being punished for asking for basic amenities and staging a peaceful protest. Nothing more!... Well all I would say is karma is a bitch...

LagosismyHome:
Thanks ....but wait oo . Nigeria has credit card in addition to debit card ??... Didn't know that ooo. People go pay their credit card gbese ...lol don't mind me

You can use your master card and Co they work at times

Somebody please help ooooh!!!!!!
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I am paying application fees at the rate of N375, first bank wan end my career... Please anybody who knows better option should prescribe thanks yall!

Lol, sureb0y just dey burst my brain.. Bad Sharp guy... Bros I sent you a pm

This man is just a dumb politician!...

Doesn't he think he'll score more points resolving markarfi vs sheriff issue..

Tenure ends, then he moves in....

Probably he is looking for a shade sort off, because this campaign movement even pass Gej election 2019 movement..

When his case starts again, I hope people won't shout it's opposition witch hunting....

gunther6:
Congratulations everyone that got their visa's hi2chuxy and the rest. Abeg don't come here without money o within a week wey I don dey here I don see walahi. I have probably spent more in this week than probably in any other week in my life.

First don't eat out, I'm talking Restaurant( fancy and not so fancy) , buffet , Chinese takeout, Popeye, dunkin donuts you will be hard pressed to get a decent meal for less than $15 if you now live somewhere with a sales tax(which I find particularly annoying) . I mostly ate out and ordered pizzas , wings and shii and my dollar reserve is bleep bleep thank God its August and I can finally use my card, but I'm learning how to cook now.

Second if you are a shayo master abeg drop your thirst in Lagos, I swear it is expensive here. The day wey I first land I dey do big boy I declare two Jack Daniels for boys and 24pk Heineken, the two with sales tax costs nearly $190+. Afterwards I have stuck with just Smirnoff you can get a 3ltr Smirnoff for like $30, if you can cut alcohol, cut it not me with this early morning cold it does get warm later in the day.

Again have fun while you're young don't be a slave to the dollar maybe I'm naive and will be disavowed of my lofty notions later... Just maybe

Softwork!!!... Chop life baba!!!!!

Nigerians don't resign, they never do..

They'll just pay some wailers to protest for them on nairaland and on the streets, case gets adjourned and they'll complete their tenure

slyopez:
She doesn't need to know zoo anthem afterall she's Biafran.

She can recite this countless times, my darling biafra nation.

" Land of rising sun, we love and cherish,
Beloved homeland of our brave heroes;
We must defend our lives or we shall perish,
We shall protect our hearts from all our foes;
But if the price is death for all we hold dear,
Then let us die without a shred of fear.

Hail to Biafra, consecrated nation,
O fatherland, this be our solemn pledge:
Defending thee shall be a dedication,
Spilling our blood we’ll count a privilege;
The waving standard which emboldens the free
Shall always be our flag of liberty.

We shall emerge triumphant from this ordeal,
And through the crucible unscathed we’ll pass;
When we are poised the wounds of battle to heal,
We shall remember those who died in mass;
Then shall our trumpets peal the glorious song
Of victory we scored o’er might and wrong.

Oh God, protect us from the hidden pitfall,
Guide all our movements lest we go astray;
Give us the strength to heed the humanist call:
To give and not to count the cost’ each day;
Bless those who rule to serve with resoluteness,
To make this clime a land of righteousness."

Anthem or Battle cry?

ormorteey:
Lol, finally pinkytoes disappear patapata

I don't think so, but as a scammer he/she might have started with the Gre thread... Just saying... Lets keep observing

OluDare01:
Welcome back from kirikiri
Na antispam bot ban you?

I no even know, the thing just funny.. People like Angelapinkytoes dey here before dey gangster she no chop ban... I be wan post something na him I see myself for inside ikoyi maximum prison

This nairaland sha, so them Don finally unban me, wetin I do oooh!!!!!

Safe journey to obamaland to a very sure G!!!... Cutemorgan, God bless you Bro..

OluDare01:
Nice GRE score bro..
You might need this

https://www.zintellect.com/Home/Applicant

Take your time and build your profile, there are lots of research positions available there, you just have to dig deep.
All the best

Done did it boss, next up is?

Shoutout to those who shine a bright light that helps prospective applicants like myself, now we have schools like LSU, USF and the rest on the radar... For those using S. K top to lighten our path, God bless you too...

MEGAWATCH:
I HAVE SAID THIS, AND I WILL KEEP SAYING IT. THERE COMES A TIME WHEN THE NIGERIA POLICE OFFICERS WILL PUSH NIGERIANS TO THE WALL, NIGERIANS WILL START KIKLING THE POLICEMEN DAILY. THE EARLIER THE POLICE REALIZES THIS THE BETTER FOR THE COUNTRY AS A WHOLE, NOBODY HAS THE MONOPOLY OF WICKEDNESS AND VIOLENCE.

The earlier the police realize they are just a tiny spec in the entire population, it might be too late

I think it's time spy cameras are used on these folks, if you want to enter trouble, have Kik on your phone, or use a Vpn on your phone, or mistakenly greet your friend on what's app '' how far G'' you'll explain the meaning of G, they go as far as carrying you to station, they have a cafe there, you'll login your Facebook, yahoo mail, Gmail and other stuff..

You'll chop mighty huge slaps if you mistakenly have white folks as Facebook friends, they'll check your spam and even trash folders..

Nigerian police, they should just drop out and apply to work with efcc

If you are with a pc, they can go as far as checking your browser history, all your documents, if you mistakenly visit sites like text now, haywire, scout, tagged, or Craigslist... Dead and gone... Your money na 100k. They don't want to hear explanation

Microsoft and Google should just employ our jobless police folks who intrude on people's privacy because social media is no longer social to them, you can only socialize with your naija folks

Area C has one bus that goes around now, that's their specialization, '' bring your phone''..... Yaba-jibowu-akoka axis... Anytime they stop me, I just say, oga you stop me last week naaah... They'll laugh and say go

Fortissimo:
I left employment 7 months before my visa interview. I stated same on my ds160 and was also asked about it during my interview.

@all, take generic advice you receive on NL carefully. We all have different circumstances. It's not one cap fits all.

By the way, my reason was because I wanted to concentrate on my graduate school plans. For me, that shows a serious and extremely focused prospective student. Possibly other factors were at play, but I desperately needed that mental space to deal with my grad school applications and probably more importantly, begin to immerse myself back into Chemistry after being out of it for 5 years.

Another of my former colleagues who is in University of Tulsa now, resigned 4months or so to his interview date.

cc gentledoj

This was needed!

Texrem badman... Lol. So their taxi sef dey use am for person....hmmmm.....you use style like flex ooog

Ajibade105:
Am new here, Please who can help with schools that doesn't require GRE and I need a materials on GRE test. My email is ajibade.kehinde@yahoo.com

One word '' Boss'' probably he wants to write GMAT because he might be going for MBA so let's allow him land....

Now I don't believe anything I see on nairaland, it's more of a site that misinforms more... Nigerian news, fake news makes it to front page, I can imagine international news, cooked up sh*T....

You combined pictures of people jubilating just to make FP, meanwhile some people in Turkey are happy over the coup....

For cogent international feeds, my advice don't use nairaland... Even twitter is okay, just change your trend location

seeker88:
Mbok, what's d free practice test code ni? Be blessed as u release the code on us...

LOL, bros buy the book and use the code, after doing the tests you can share it with others

meekandholy:
I have new (never used ) 8 sets of Manhattan GRE books for sale. I actually got them to use for GRE but I ended up not writing GRE because my school waived it for me.
It still has the Manhattan free practice code at the back.
if you are interested and ready to give a reasonable price please..... quote me or PM me.

If it has the free practice tests code then it's a recent edition. Nice one bro

seeker88:
Since it's permissible here to share such, I can share it here then.

Kaplan 2017 premium access is response. Goodluck to all of us as we prepare for d test...

Cheers!!!

Bless up bro

OluDare01:
Loool
Lmaooo
Make we chop money together

No time jare, that's the major key asides being enamored to the all lecturing ish... Which school you dey go bros?