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Freshprince91:
Local man has turned to a food (gift) delivery man. May be i should open A Nigerian type of deliveroo. Na so errand riders dey send me today and dem no gree me taste the recipe.

pocohantas:
You are right sha, maybe I did something inadvertently- you know those little things that counts.



Pele. Maybe she just wanted to be mischievous. I was only kidding sha, I wouldn't do it knowing it has implications.

Freshprince91:
I know bro but i wouldn't want to over work the car. If i can get that amount steady weekly and the car doesn't raise its ugly head again. I would be just fine.


How you con do am last night? Blow empty go house or sleep inside car?

izzou:
Just for fun?

Are you sure you didn't deserve the 1star on that trip? I know what you can do, baby

Baby kwa... Please becareful, u r about to step on live wire





Don't do that

Luxurydriverng:
This is Honda Accord 2004. Going for 244k, yes the body looks banged up but it is a four cylinder EOD. Possible the owner couldn't maintain it. I work directly with cars45 and I see alot of Nigerian used car up for sale at very cheap price the online price is always the best. If 150k is put on this vehicle you wont know it again. And with that you haven't still spent up to 500k. This is just one of many cars less than 500k.

Today is the 1st day this week I'm stepping out to hustle, if I was on rental or HP I cant do that due to pressure to meet up weekly payment. I hail guys wey they remmit weekly that one na jackey work. Fleet owners dont feel like am spoiling business oh. The truth some ppl will still be slaves no matter the knowledge you try to expose them to that's how this life was designed, so fear not the ocean has many fishes so the bait must catch one if not more.

nwizu042:
No excuse can justify this.

Freshprince91:
Yes boss!
Hope i didn't do too badly? Took a break of 3 hours to sleep and rest, rounded up today's hustle at 7pm.
Tomorrow is another day. Hopefully, this car would continue its smooth ride till the weekend before i think of my next line of action.

chucsmoore:
Me chilling. After 15k

Freshprince91:
At all bro, I went back home early, had some issues to attend to with my brother.
Like i said, they fixed the another pump in my Ford Mondeo aka Evil Spirit and my brother has been driving it round since the week he gave me his. He embarked on some long journeys throughout the week ( Surulere, Iyana oba, Eputu town and all) and the issue of jerking and abrupt stop didn't occur again. Its just a week test run drive anyway, after fixing the third pump ( the other two had no pressure according to the Ford mechanic fixing it).
So, i set out early this morning to see how it works, got a trip to Victoria island from Maryland and the rest is history (had to crash at my friends office at ikoyi around 1pm-4.20pm) Local man was yarning on the steering and hunger dey use my belle kick ball


Please, help me review this fare, if its accurate

Gentlelife50:
Lol, u sef see am?

sharpk007:
If U stay around Ikeja, Yaba , Surulere

I have a deal for you for 07 Corolla

Holla @ 080 six zero four 101 one six

adsmaster:
yeap..he sleeps wella....he completes his 6hrs sleep and on the days where his body is so broken he sleeps more than that.....

Epphy:
He said REST very well not SLEEP very well na

Epphy:
E get as e be

mrjaydee:
I never conclude yet.. I'm telling her 90, so she fit price an down to 70k last. Then we move.

Freshprince91:
Chai!
Wey i just finish one trip since 6am ( Maryland to ikoyi) and uber con dey give me 2200 naira for 2 hours ride.

tojahh:
Bros are you trying to be funny? Come home 3am and rest well? As in you even said Very well?

Well it is well.... Wetin I sabi?

ofime123:
pls bolt don full abeg lol

adsmaster:
I know someone that targets 20k daily and has a 90% success rate weekly(thats is he hits it at least 5 of the 7days a week). Now no Saka! I repeat NO SAKA!! Moat times he comes home 2am, 3am. Rest very well and hit the road the next day

tojahh:
Guys I'm back... Was a successful laid to rest for Mama Tojahh. Thanks to y'all for the calls and support.

Meanwhile I'm in need of a car... Rental or otherwise. Make person start work in earnest. Gave my car to my kid bro for onward hustle make himself follow be man.

Please anyone with a car I'm ready and willing... Experience I have, integrity I have and competency.

CC:

Izzuo
Gentlelife
Pope191
Xana
Peeps
Deedee
Myjaydee
Freshprince
Buynowautos
Cooladex

Edakun...

Freshprince91:
That person fit be psychic. Imagine 30 trips ontop their stupid 300 naira, 450 naira trips, even the long one i carry today, na nonsense price and dem no do anything when i review am.

tunlapapa:
Now this is when Uber will lose some drivers and end up losing trips/riders(riders will have to wait longer cos of fewer drivers online at the moment and the impatient ones will use the alternative).
We are stylishly back to the era of 25% and drivers will continue to groan in pains for the there is nothing they can do(no union).

ndubuis:
To some that live on the Island, It often feels like a curse getting a trip to the mainland. You can't wait there forever. I drive back empty 90% of the time. The days I get a trip back are always good days though. My profit margin surges, happens once in a month or thereabout.

pocohantas:
Yes they do. Beautiful outcome I must add


Thanks on his behalf

pocohantas:
They don't rub anything "special". The first step is to take out any body hair- shave, wax or use hair removal creams. After that, using any body lotion with even groundnut oil, will give that shine. Though some can use baby oils or scented body oil.

The fairer she is, the more attractive it would be to (most) men. Some (might) mix a lil bit of foundation with oil. Just for some balance

In all, leave laps and lift up your eyes to the hills; from whence cometh your help.

Freshprince91:
Bro, the highest I've made in a day is 13k on my Ford Evil Spirit but these days it seems like i don't get to earn at all despite good positioning at ikoyi, oniru, Lekki and Maryland.
Is there anything else i need to do? I usually set destination trip to the island from Maryland 5.45am every day and i have only been lucky once, sometimes i just blow empty to the island because i like driving over there than here on the mainland (I get apprehensive a lot and the fear of Danfo bashing my car or passing through a one way route or LASTMA /council boys extorting me) makes driving on the mainland dreadful.

Freshprince91:
My Oga, i never even do half of that amount but the good thing is : I am on 3 % commission, seeing Uber take just 69 naira out of 2300 naira trip totori my belle .
Moreover, i haven't been feeling too well since the turn of week couple with the fact that my brother had meetings to attend with his car.

Freshprince91:
Bros, forget that 10k daily revenue from Danfo drivers, na audio money.
True, is they make that much but they lie too much and spend their earnings on frivolity ( women, food/smoke pots and baba ijebu (2 sure and 3 direct).
My brother ventured into the business in 2015 but had to sell off the Danfo after two competent drivers dey scope him everytime dem suppose deliver money. He was always on ground to inspect the bus on Sundays, yet, they used Sakamanje for him.
The last driver was caught red handed at a restaurant at Ogudu, he lied that LASTMA arrested him and was looking for a bail out .
My brother got an info and trailed him to his usual faaji spot, where he met 2 ladies seated by him with plates full of orisirisi .
It wasn't funny.

fasa199:
40k a night abi for a week??

Na joke I Dey oooo

Freshprince91:
Boss, i waited for over 1 hour, request no enter, na hin shit con dey catch me. Luckily for me, i met one man at idimu b/stop heading towards Mangoro ,i told him to come in. Na so i find my way out of that place. Uber con give me 1800 naira ontop 1hour, 20 mins trip from Allen Avenue.
I slide enter home to do the toilet business, say make i rest small. Na so i sleep o. Local man just dey open him eyes

fasa199:
He said Gross not net ?? Abi ayam not understanding the difference again??