advanceDNA:


This is the normal trend...
Most women go carry body to the person that can pay bride price and come back to collect penís .....

I no pity your friend....i pity the guy who married her and other men paying bride price on women several men has slept with....tueh!!

That red bolded part got me laughing

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Huh.. wannabe redpiller got played..
Well what else can he do than celebrate with her..

how did he get played...Baba was literally celebrating over it, that "Dey with me" was literally a joke to you right...

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

Try to put your phone on record, no beside her. When they are on call. The next day, play the recording to a friend that understands Yoruba to explain their convo for you.

Nothing spoil.. Except the guy is a simp and oliver twist.. I would be happy if I date a gal n she tells me she wanna marry.. I would even advice her to be good to her husband n stop seeing me.. Cz I think as a rational male!!!!!!!!! All hail realists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

Normal life, light some kpoli too make e balance.

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

Bro...that was what my ex did oO, she's fluent in yoruba and has this Yoruba Guy who she only introduced to me as her ex from pictures, but at a point, the videocalls, chats and calls becomes so rampant for someone who is an ex... So one day, they were on there usual call with Yoruba language throughout, then I decided to grasp and store some word in my head then recalled and asked a friend of mine to help me decipher it, behold I realized she already had a baby with the guy, and they were planning the future right under my nose...

TBVH e pain me but I didn't even border to confront her with it, she was a girl I planned on getting married to because actually she's cool and wifeable, I managed to nursed my breakfast while still in the relationship until I got another to replace her...

I don't like creating topics about myself or happenings on NL cos I can partially handle my stuffs, if not, topics for don full everywhere...

You hate the truth but the truth will always finish deluded souls like u.

betshopagent:
go to children section.This is adults section

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

After this bottle, I go pay for the next bottle..

No leave that guy bros!!

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

oti zeh

Prepare for the unexpected expectedly

I won't lie about that I loved it but it doesn't stop me from recognizing she's a slut nonetheless. To see Igbo girl wey no be olosho now be like searching for water in Sahara.

sweetkev:
So you enjoy her wide puna and still wish to fu ck the wide puna again. What's so sweet about wide puna ?

Some people are black market. Can you imagine

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

Record the call and send to your mature Yoruba friend.

That's it

BarrElChapo:


Hope say you no carry our sister go use aleku put am for bondage

capital no Sir

Leemekzy:
am an igbo guy married to a Benue lady (igede) una ladier na confirm.

thanks Bro

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

Whenever the guy calls her,use your phone to record the convo.
Send it to me on whatsapp and I'll translate it to you free of charge.

Stephen2324:


Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

The last lines funny die.


I hereby join my voice in saying "fear women" .

Not my problem, doesn't concern me!

Yoruba marriage getting married to someone from Yoruba not again

kayperry:



i am on the last floor, can you step up to reality. Tbh ki lo je "serious"?? the only thing that can suspend the igbo culture is Serious money & affluence as we've seen in the case of FFK & davido.
I'm surprise @ your aspersion, maybe you rolled with boyz, lemme ask do igbos not idiolize " mary mother of jesus" ... does it look like igbos are doing her bidding relative to decisions made

Fortunately, I'm talking from experience; mine and those I know o.

About igbos and their mums, nothing compared to a Yoruba man and his mum. I dated one and his mumsy didn't agree with my tribe of course.

My guy said "let's see how it goes, maybe she'llchange her mund". I ended it immediately. Not "she can't choose for me" or "I'm man enough to pick a wife for myself" but "let's see how it goes".

Thank God we had only been dating for like 2 weeks.

abobote:
Me I like when my girlfriend gets married, I don't see it as heart break.
Even if my current wife, wants to get married to another guy, I will support her.
Its an opportunity to get another fresh babe

. Savage! Take a bottle of beer for my head.

Dude did not loose any thing
Life kwantinu.... Good thing he's in a tipsy mood sef.

If she was the "one" she will discuss marriage with him. They were just "fuk buddies"

Anything to console yourselves ,lmao

gulfer:
Okafor's law will continue to prevail between them anytime the nigga see the girl

Like your mother's overused one right?

Theboy21:
That means it will take the new husband some years to be able to equal the number of fvcks op's neighbor did collect from the overused hole n there is a high probability that she might still come back for more Damn

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Huh.. wannabe redpiller got played..
Well what else can he do than celebrate with her..

A wannabe Simp you mean

kayperry:



We will get back to you

Lol...for you to even sleep with your married ex tells a lot about the kind of person you are. And it means she made the right choice by leaving. Or else you will cheat on her with your marrie ex.

advanceDNA:


This is the normal trend...
Most women go carry body to the person that can pay bride price and come back to collect penís .....

I no pity your friend....i pity the guy who married her and other men paying bride price on women several men has slept with....tueh!!

That's why u have to knack other people own as other persons are knacking yours ...

poster is lying. this is not his story. someone posted this on twitter about two years ago . and he is just reposting it

ImaIma1:


Why are you guys consoling yourself with Okafors law? Do you think every lady is foolish enough to fall for it, especially a smart one who planned her future knowing she would remain a live-in girlfriend till she loses out. And she planned it in his house.

When someone split due to long distance or without any insult or fight . The law works like magic ,when you guys cross path . ( you can get wet fast and easily ).

You are saying not every ladies fall for okafor law but i will tell you this for free ( its some ladies that calls their EX ) if u doubt me ask Pocohantas , she will tell you .

ImaIma1:


Fortunately, I'm talking from experience; mine and those I know o.

About igbos and their mums, nothing compared to a Yoruba man and his mum. I dated one and his mumsy didn't agree with my tribe of course.

My guy said "let's see how it goes, maybe she'llchange her mund". I ended it immediately. Not "she can't choose for me" or "I'm man enough to pick a wife for myself" but "let's see how it goes".

Thank God we had only been dating for like 2 weeks.

An experience that does not usually exceeds two its not enough to generalize, every gurl i have dated no dey get pass two boyfriend/bodycount is that even a coincidence or accident, the one that even claim three, said i am the 3rd guy why

Tbh,i can't relate with your aspersion on yorubas, from my family to my friends i don't see anyone wey their mama be the dictator of their life, maybe the guy doesnt love you enough n just use his mom as cover up... works perfect.
when a man is in love nobody can safe him, unless he wants to be safe. pele dear