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Albinoflash:
I had this girls,she never leaves any message on her phone and i asked her why,she just said she doesn't like keeping 'em on her phone.i just laughed.c dis one na me u want use im head ?. My dear open kpekus make we knack forget soro joor.

That one na real evidence of a girl that cheat. Even your own messages no fit dey her phone lai lai and if u see any, it will be the one u are begging her which she will always use for other guys to think her ex is begging her to come back

somehow:
Except that of a confirmed virgin

Even at that. Ever heard of dry-hump

Abbeysunday:
Maybe dude's d**k is just so small......Lol

Lol... Bros... Abeg.. No come kii me for here

Joromi12:
is her name doris

Tiv from Benue state.

ericmor:
My ex who claim to be decent told me that my dick is too big, that she has never seen tall guys with long dick before bcs is only short guys that use to have big dick but she's surprised that my dick is big and d biggest she's ever seen and I'm tall and very active. But I thought is tall guys that use to have it big but she said no, that short guys use to have it big than tall guys. Imagine someone that claim to be decent saying that but when I asked her question she will just smile

d*ck queen does she complain about the dick?

teresafaith:
It will strike you and your shortness. Oloripkelebe

lol

experience like this makes guys alert and wise . Girls don't think you are fooling us , you are only fooling yourselves and your pussy will always be fuked any how once we know your true identity . I always remember this word from my uncle " A WOMAN WILL ALWAYS DISAPPOINT YOU " . that's who they really are .

very lovely topic .

Frankicent:
lol sharp guy. If na some mumu guys dem go take am personal

she cheat I cheat equation balance..... till wen I finnally get married.

superjaks:
Walahi...baba u bad goni oo

no tym bro........... life continues

Frezhkid10:
.....Asked her how she lost her virginity...she said armed robbers came to attack them in her house...they raped her and her senior sister...later found out she was lying and that 2 of my friends has slept with her...in which the first took her virginity

lol maybe your friends were armed robbers

ericmor:
My bed mate does that a lot. I can't count her lies self. My uncle use to tell me that igbo girls are prone to lie but I don't know how true it is but this girl I'm talking of is an igbo girl and she lies all the time like is a normal thing

Lying has got nothing to do with tribe

Just an individual thing!

Treating anyone based on what one or several persons from his/her place did, is one leading cause of racism, tribalism and xenophobia

LieDetector:
My ex tho
1. We're both students. She suspended studies in school without my notice. Whenever I call her up normally evenings, she'd tell me she still in school having practical tutorials. I later realized She'd been hanging out at her ex's apartment and the rest they say is history.


2. This girl I had keen interest in my school lies better than lai Muhammed. One night I was still wooing this girl, the ex called and asked her to come spend the night at his place. She thought I was foolish and told me she wanted to go see a friend that she'd be back home later. I hurried home with my assignments keeping me awake, I chatted her up as the clock tick tocked to some minutes past 11pm. Asked her if she's back and she replied she was OK at the friend's place. She told me not to worry that the friend in question was a female. I knew it was all game so I ensured I had my own share of the spoils before dumping her sorry flippy a$$.

@ bolded, No wonder you're a lie detector

Frankicent:
d*ck queen does she complain about the dick?

Not at all o. Everything about this girl na lie. I think they gave birth to her after her dad lied to her mum that they are not having baby again bcs she's d last in her family n she lie like is normal

Michelle55:

My brother I just weak for the matter. Her lie na grade A

Me looking at the babe
#LegendaryLie

happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

I know right like i stopped and she was shocked to see me. That moment she went mute i just laughed and moved on

MannieA:
I seriously don't know why some girls go to their ex houses or even have an affair with them.This is so sickening. Wtf!!!

Even if she dryhump as long as it's still intact (her anus too), then she can be trusted with self control.

gentlechyke:
Even at that. Ever heard of dry-hump

paddyofboss:
U must looking for some nymphos to contact u fuking liar

It may be very possible to have sex 3/4 per week

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

imagine.
Thunder fire all those ladies wey dey lie for any relationship..

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. mo fhor oo. Dis one got me rolling on the floor.

You tore the net! Guy, u dey vex ooo

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

ericmor:
My bed mate does that a lot. I can't count her lies self. My uncle use to tell me that igbo girls are prone to lie but I don't know how true it is but this girl I'm talking of is an igbo girl and she lies all the time like is a normal thing

Talking from experience tho, your uncle told you the truth

rs172:
Talking from experience tho, your uncle told you the truth

Like seriously? If I'm to talk from the 3 igbo girls I date in the past, I blv my uncle

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

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ceeroh:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. mo fhor oo. Dis one got me rolling on the floor.
You tore the net! Guy, u dey vex ooo

omo dat kind thing dey pain wella

johnnyn1:
imagine. Thunder fire all those ladies wey dey lie for any relationship..

amen o.

HarunaWest:
Mine happened quite recently. Twas New Year's Day, I had a skirmish with shawty,so she agreed that we thrashed our beef on New year's day,we agreed for 5p.m...Meeting point was our favourite eatery. Arrived the venue,was there for an hour didn't see shawty,I called her,she didn't pick up as well ...Finally she picked up and told me she wanted to get Fish for her Aunt that she's about to board a bike...Next thing I saw, Shawty in a Camry 2.2, passenger sit,eating fish and drinking Smirnoff ..The vehicle zoomed past me .,I called shawty again,she hasn't picked up till today.

Guys una go kill person with laugh for this thread oooo

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

Lol how long ago was this bro?!?

Kaiiii

HarunaWest:
Mine happened quite recently. Twas New Year's Day, I had a skirmish with shawty,so she agreed that we thrashed our beef on New year's day,we agreed for 5p.m...Meeting point was our favourite eatery. Arrived the venue,was there for an hour didn't see shawty,I called her,she didn't pick up as well ...Finally she picked up and told me she wanted to get Fish for her Aunt that she's about to board a bike...Next thing I saw, Shawty in a Camry 2.2, passenger sit,eating fish and drinking Smirnoff ..The vehicle zoomed past me .,I called shawty again,she hasn't picked up till today.

But she didn't lie na
She truly went to get fish

Fear girls in relationship. Them lie pass devil