₦airaland Forum

kingreign:
Mercedes used 5Gtronic bro even in E and S class till 05/06. In 2003 mercedes introduced the 7Gtronic for V8 applications . In 2009 5GTronic was still used in their v12 and i4. Do your research bro.

Back to the matter for an economy car to be having a 6sp auto plus EPS while others went CVT is laudable. Go research more on this. May I remind you, in 2013 Ford still used 6sp auto?
In 2002 bmw also started using EPS whereas it was first used in a japmobile?

ChristineC:
so the American and Australian markets arr the world's poorer economies ; D
the Mercedes Benz has A-class, B-class and C-class, are they also expensive? Why are they not littered everywhere in the "poorer economies"?

kingreign:
Wrong.
Toyota are all about global market. Not regional market.
US and Aussie are great market for them.

About Kia and Hyundai those companies are like very very wild fire. Far back 09 they introduced 6sp auto with luxury features into their cars when mid class vehicles never thought so. Look at the Kia stinger look at the k900 and a host of others.

ChristineC:
when will you guys stop speaking on things you have no idea of? Post a picture of your garage filled with "cheap mass produced cars". Surely you can afford at least five or six.

Cheap mass production yet they score among the highest in reliability and durability in all class segments.

Cheap mass production yet they have one of the highest resale values you can ever find on the market, be it in America or Europe or Africa. Go and sit down.

Jayceon:
Old boy must have taken a permanent vacation in Igbo Dreamland to even think he got everything under control

You are yet to stare your thieving politicians in the eye and make them face the music yet you talk of letting me off the hook.what hook??


nobody is ever present on NL like you and you have proven time and time again that your social life is non-existent like your paper economy ,besides,who made you the gatekeeper of Nairaland? .Don't you know that your status here is the same as anyone else's?

And you have one of the world's most sought after commodity (your oil) and still poverty never left your doorstep,can't keep electricity on for 5 minutes,can't patch the sinkholes in your damaged roads.just put that jungle on lease lol


ANC pays internet service?? wow I never knew because I buy my own data and so is everyone I know.did you pull this one out your aśs because you can't handle the heat anymore?


You are hundreds of miles ahead in a race back to the stone age comparing to SA and other countries.some of your leaders have called for recolonisation of naija..DON'T DENY THAT .And to think that you hate a country that basically feed all of you monkeys is beyond me,we gave you malls,world class shopping centres,we taught you village raccoons how to ride escalators ,world class cable TV,and what do you do to show your application? you bite the hand that feeds you

And who the fu*k are you? your own father can't even recognise you,he left the moment he realised his sperm was a complete waste


This village mumu's mumuness is iconic

Jayceon:
I can only sit back and laugh at your desperate attempts to rekindle whatever is left of your severely bruised ego .and this salty ape came in the 25th hour to quote me AGAIN,I must be giving your fragile ego a well deserved torture

Jayceon:
I absolutely have nothing to prove to a witless ape like you.I'm the reason you convulsing out of control,I'M THE REASON YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU DO

Jayceon:
You are an e-assassin? more like an e-actor who's doing dialogue with his other monikers.Imagine at the age you at playing like a little girl on the net.


nope,THE TRUTH makes you and your bros' ears bleed,it's a well known FACT

Jayceon:
The funny is that when I read this in the back of my mind I'm picturing The English men sipping tea in their boardrooms in London marveling at the pitiful sight of your zoo,the zoo they plundered eons ago and left you zoo dwellers fighting over their crumps.And btw I live around white people and I don't see them as demi gods like you people from West Africa do

Jayceon:
What exactly is it that ANC can do for me? they don't even run the city I live in anymore lol and besides my pride would never allow me to receive free gibs.. NO that's not me.Everything I have I worked for it.


SA may be corrupt but it will never plunge into the state your country is in.I mean naija is officially the biggest failure on the continent...


Come Come!!! I Jayce the bearer of bad news fear no man under the sun

Jayceon:
Yes that's all I had to offer,remember that you are the one with a point to prove,NOT ME,and I'm the reason you feel the way you do right now.I'm all in your head ;Down

Jayceon:
okay let's see,I made you bring out all your monikers to combat Jayce cause you can't stand me with just one,and I'm the one who's low upstairs? wonders shall never end

Jayceon:
Yes my living standard is thousands times better than your smelly Lagos slum,I know it is uncomfortable to your ears like 90% of your envious bros but it remains a FACT

Jayceon:
ANC don't do sh*t for me and I have never in my life expected another man to think for me unlike your pathetic government that loot money and live you maggots starving and after that they wait for YT to recolonise them

Jayceon:
The only thing attached to your name is your multiple NL accounts and Ls I have been handing you left and right

reciprokal:
"Despite all these Zulus still turned the place into a beacon of despair and anguish with 25% unemployment, making 1 in 5 south African unemployed."

Jayceon:
Gosh! The butt hurt has reached the maximum

I'm so under your skin to the point of making you resort to this kind of low-class stunting?

now I'm jealous of your miserable life? if you knew that compared to my standard of living yours is lower than that of wild dogs you would not be embarrassing yourself like this,but of course an insecure societal reject like you has to post pics to drive home some cheap points,Jayce The puppet master don't stoop that low,remember that I'm the master and you the puppet


keep slaying miss lezz

Jayceon:
My cobra clutches are vicious,now I got lezz the low self-esteem diva flaunting her cheap life on the net .Is that jalopy even yours?

Jayceon:
see? we can officially say I'm the puppet master and you dance when I pull the strings.what's next? you gonna show me your pink thong?.I always could smell the homo in you and it seems my instincts didn't deceive me

Jayceon:
You always prove that my assertions about your worthless and pathetic existence were SPOT ON.Anybody who sink to your level of desperation should never be called a man...NEVER


you can put as many laughing emojis as you like but you can't wish away the severe butt hurt you've been subjected to

Jayceon:
postmann I got you a mirror


Lezz's empty life in a nutshell:

* You are jobless (despite being supposedly more educated than me)

* You have no friends and you belong in a basket of social misfits

* You were brought up in a broken home (the fact that you always resort to insulting people about their parents when you can't handle the hit is evident)

*You are a delusional sociopath with false sense of superiority

* You have no girlfriend and you don't get laid otherwise you wouldn't be acting like a drama queen on another man's forum ;


South Africans are at the bottom of all human index? the country with the largest black middle class?

when was the last time you had lights on for at least 5 hours without interruptions?


your country ranks the lowest in Africa in terms of literacy rate,meaning a large percentage of Nigerian youth don't have basic education that's why they resort to offering themselves to Arabs for eternal slavery.

Go ahead,but brural effects of British rule still linger in your country


PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAYCE THE WORDSMITH

reciprokal:
the last surviving son of Shaka the shattered Zulu has lost his poise and resorted to lame memes and girlish rants

What a way to chain this stray dog.

Jayceon:
okay this is beyond ridiculous,you had to quote my comment more than three times to get even?...You got Knocked out by Jayce THE WORDSMITH and you can't seem to let go

but keep going though,watching you ramble is kinda funny

reciprokal:
he asked for it!

You're on for the match ?

reciprokal:
your logic fails you. I read the first paragraph of your post and was appalled.

You said I don't know your so everything I said about you is wrong. But you do know me and your assertion about me is correct.

Why do I have this feeling you're a designated pudgy idiot wired to wallow in the doldrums your obsession with Nigeria.

A brain-damaged slob who can't stay within the rails of logic for 5 minutes without relapsing in to the pit of dementia and psychotic mumbling.

For your country

* Your country is the most unequal country in africa and the world

* 26% inflation

* The only country in the world where pass mark is set back to 30% so black south Africans with lower than average aptitude can scale through

* the only country to slide from a 1st world country into a cesspool 3rd world shithole in modern history.

* Africa's drug hub

* Zulus are the only black tribe handed over a first class country and who turned it in 2 decades into a hellhole
of underdevelopment and poverty.

To you

* You have always been the perfect definition of filth and frustration
The realisation that your economic lot isn't better than that of your servile parents after the fall of apathied must have dug an endless hole in your heart.

And the realisation that the only one you're superior to is your senile sister who excels as a cheap, disposable drug courier for Nigerian lords


* But you aren't from a broken home, you're from a home with a sloppy dad and a mother who still keeps the c0nd0ms used on her by the Boers in her drawer as a keepsakes!

* a worthless, unread pye-dog who doesn't even know his country's history until he ventured into a Nigerian forum and got free tutorials from me.

* If there's any human who isn't worth the biological process that transforms sp3rm to humans, it is you and every other un-evolved lout called Zulus.

* You're indebted to all of Africa. We bought your freedom and unshackled you from the chains of political slavery.. unfortunately, you aren't brave enough to take your economic liberties from those who has enslaved you in your own land for over 400 years.

* I regret to announce your lives are not worth the money exchange for your freedom. Africa should have allowed the Boers use your flesh for game hunting.

Always remember your debt to us is incalculable. You're a disgrace to Africa and the black race in general.

No amount of rants on a Nigerian forum will bring you out of the hole of economic submersion you are.

The Boers call you kwerekwere in your own father's land and we the rest of Africa call you an ungrateful xenophobic dog.
You're just another Zimbabwe waiting to happen. No wonder Botha said you aren't worth the fight for freedom.

The only valid question you should be asking yourself is what has been the value and benefits of your freedom?

*Did your father die a slave so you could be another advanced slave and an economic outcast?

What has improved in south Africa since 1994? You're the only "freeman" still inferior to a slave.

As Desmond Tutu confessed: Zulus are better during aparthied than they are today.

Shroud:
funny

The truth is Zulus ( my preferred term for all black South Africans including Tswana, Xhosa, Bantu etc) are feverishly obsessed with Nigerians and it's not even about politics or economy.

If they are that passionate about their country they should be championing the course to distribute south Africa's wealth evenly spread across the 4.5 million Europeans leaving 45 million zulus poor and dispossessed.

The only thing they care about is " Nigerians are taking away our women" when the average zulu is a lazy, aimless, unmotivated skank who smokes daga all day and wait for the ANC to gift them their stolen wealth from the nation's treasury.

You go to south Africa and you'll find the women working harder than these laid back, barely educated Zulus idling away.

Nigerians came there, both the good and the bad but what they all had in common is they know how to treat women better. So the zulus quickly branded all Nigerians drug lords.

Later they started slut-shaming their own women for dating Nigerians. Believe me, Zulus feed off their women when they aren't waiting for ANC food stamps.

It was a culture shock for south African women to see fellow black Nigerians taking care of women in both monetary and emotional terms. Something that seems to be missing in a Zulu DNA.

Zulus never find it funny.

Shroud:
Lolz. So the miserable whelp will go cold turkey if he doesn't quote us in a week!

Shroud:
Hahahaha, you just mopped the floor with that doucherag called edimolu.

But in all honesty, the dude isn't even worth the amount of data that conveyed that post. You are conversing with someone who has been rubbished and rejected by virtually all romance section girls for being a drooling stalker.

The only leverage he is seeking is to pour out his frustrations in a back and forth.

edimolu:
pffftttt..shiooor.. E no enter! try again

It took a very busy man just 13 fûcking minutes to stage a rebuttal.lol.such a haha joke...now that's more like it...to have quickly typed this ill-fated gibberish which is best at lulling one to sleep validates you are jobless as i rightly-asserted and that my words hit you like a thousand daggers making a total-sieve outta that filthiness you regard flesh!

LEZZgoat aka postmann. i can sense your anger and agitation, it pleases mind to know i made you that way! so long dunce

edimolu:
oops...i would have recommended a 40+ old who spends eons of time on nairaland sexuality section, one who is in dire need of love.

CODE NAME:: MR lezzGoat aka postmann aka shroud, but mind you, dude hasn't been favoured with a job!...keep hunting dear...the good lord is your strength!

edimolu2:
[s]Pftttttt ode, a futile subtle-attempt in trying to remove yourself from the bottomless pit of foolishness, what a dumb shameless patient you are!

So it is now spellings you have problems with? Aren't you just a confused bastard? Your frequent wails and whinning is tantamount to that of a child! You have become weak with words!

Fearlez will not kill me oooo, chemist shop attendant? Na diss too be this ooo abi? Anyways you tried, it has been a while you called me that, just about the time i reminded you of oga panadol..please recycle this again okay? Ode

Nigga go Bleep yourself, you have been creatively spent! [/s]

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says” is as old as the internet.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

edimolu2:
WALK IN YOUR SHADOW? YOU? A SHAMELESS FASHIONLESS POVERTY STRICKEN 40 YEAR OLD UNMARRIED FOOL WHO LAYS BOAST TO HAVING A 2000 NAIRA POWER BANK? MBA,NAH NAH I'D FÛCKING MAKE A PASS MATE!

Not again, o blood of jesus, this nonentity would not murder me with his blunder-ridden pile of gibberish! what is rutt na? na by force to use grammar? once again i have revealed the totality of your education being a waste!



For your info, the word doesn't exist in most dictionaries but doing a further research gives this! so how does its meaning correlate with the sentence to which you used it? EM U EM U.olodo

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2


kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2

kindergarten!!! “Doctor says”

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why the heck you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing it’s preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:
And who takes into account the words of a pot-valou-ed, get-online-fame-or-die-trying sociopath?

edimolu2:
This Goat once created a failed-at-the-get-go thread with a very voluminous epistle that was not graced with more than two comments, asking a very stupid and dumb question if alcohol is bad for one's health, mumu, even if you never set foot in a school, are you too lazy to do a research on that? Olodo

edimolu2:
hypocritic-dunce! so you do not know the difference between "part" and "pat" right? olodo buruku

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

DriveByKiller:
loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

DriveByKiller:
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.