₦airaland Forum

Lezzlie:
Preach to me about decorum and uncouthness.

And I'll tell you about earthliness and forthrightness.

There's a thin line between fakery and courtesy. Your feet do not know that demarcation.

I tell it as it is, what you'll always want to read, but lack the balls to put it forth.

KnightMare7:

KnightMare7:
this face doesn't really suit you

Lezzlie:
In my entire Nairaland stay, I have never given a hint, directly or implicitly of being matured.

I'll never be!!!

I play hard and for fun.

I'm perveted only in my defiance to pretentious conducts.

Fück out of romance to family for prudish deportments.

Lezzlie:
postmann, go to bed

Lezzlie:
Test of wits and literary distinction here. Let's see how you fare.

ShaqFu:
Yea, even I cringe at the ferocity of it.

ShaqFu:
Now that smile is creepy. Lol.

ShaqFu:
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.

firstEVA:
from the bible, he is the son of God who happens to be the 2nd in the trinity. I am not too good with scriptures, but I believe I am right.



Postm.ann will know the correct answer.

Lezzlie:
My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?

Lezzlie:
I wouldn't go public with you in the decimation of your parts I hold dear in trembling reverence.

Anas09:
Happy New June.

SAINTSAMURAII:
Happy new month to halfr.icanadian , oyin.d17 , cher.lene , kingch.ezzypuff , max.i112 , post.mann , fir.steva , kaz.iblake , doll.yjoy , my boy mu.va , my boy le.zz or lez.zlie , my boy funl.ord , my boy darken.edrebel , my boy rona ld4lif , dhar.ay99 , crack.head suza.n404 , und.er16 refin er , and big ma.dam roki.atu.

MarieSucre:
lolz "off the hook". more like you ran out of anything sensible and had to use style to escape the thread.

Honestly you need to come back tho. lezz is no challenge at all. Like he keeps spouting off the same bullshitt over and over again like a scratched DVD.

Come and save lezz ass(no homo), or at least fight for all the men who might be turned to transgender women if they're not allowed to beat their wives or Nigerian women start passing on citizenship.

lezz:
Ok, bro. You should tell her that. She's the one dïck-mentioning me even after I have made my point clear.

lezz:
Bros, she doesn't let up or give up!!!

Now she's agreed to my points but wants to bedazzle me into accepting her unsubstantiated postulations!

No be by force nah!

How journey?

lezz:
Jeezz!!! You actually thought, for a fleeting instance, that I'll take the time to read your long, desperate narrative of logical fallacy?


But wait!!!! You just agreed that there are disparities in wages between male and female in America.

And you just gave your acquiescence to the fact that "savage" Nigeria did gave women suffrage before some major Western countries?

So what are we still arguing about?

If not that I suspect your mental malformation extends to your physical formation, here's where I would have proposed a fück of sanity into your life.

You need the healing powers of an erect, veiny penīs to give you a proper, püssy-shattering fück!!!

Stop this strained academic efforts.

Come see the colours of my bedsheets and tell what you make of them!!!

postmann:
[b]Dummy dunce, I will show you why technology and westernisation are two different things. But not now. I'm too busy to attend to your ignorance. But when I do...

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Your the causative product of cheap internet and Google abuse. When a mis-educated simpleton with acute anencephaly get hold of a piece of information she turns it into a weapon of misapprehension and false propaganda.

A mental puppet schooled through western TV programmes and organised cooperate media - a brain-washed prey who has sold and exchanged her dignity and uniqueness to become the inferior version of something, someone who was never your better.

A misplaced cuckoo who judges material progress as moral progress. A wanderluster, driven by greed and discontentedness, hawking her dignity at each terminal, seething frantically for a better life.

Of course Dubai is a country just as Lagos is a country. That's how half-baked and unaware in the political arena you are.

Looking at your submissions, I don't know which stink more--your leaking brain or your menstrual pad.

The internet is a product of mathematics, and the whiteman didn't invent maths. Same with phones and cars. They were as a result of mathematics and physics and chemistry and the whiteman never pioneered those.

But I'm not here to trade points with you. You're far gone in delusions and badly miseducated. You know too little of what your trying to pontificate on.

China and Dubai burrowed a harmless little from the West, the little that won't hurt their sense of value and morality and called the others trash.


I just hurried a reply through. But I'll surely have you for dinner when I get home.
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MarieSucre:
I'm so happy that nairaland can't wipe posts. It seems you're trying hard, I mean so hard to show me you have comprehension issues.

Each of post showed why I am obsessed with each country;
Japan - technological advancement even after 2 nuclear bombs dropped on them.

China - A Communist nation that can balance capitalism and communism to make for an Asian economic giant.

India - A country that is struggling between vast economic inequalities between the rich and the poor, rape epidemic against women(which it is actively trying to fix), and technological advancement.

Dubai - A country that was all but a desert 50 years ago, Now with the same oil we; Nigeria has too(very shameful) is now a paradise.

America - a country fraught by deep divide between races and gender now trying to mend the cracks and build a unified and equitable nation.

But you and your yet undiagnosed dyslexia turned it into a massive rant against the west. If you hate them so much, why are using a phone, why are you on the internet, why are you wearing those western clothes, why are you chatting in English, Why enter a car to anywhere, why watch tv, why watch porn, etc etc Its all product of capitalism massively marketed by the west. If you don't like it, there is still some jungles and swamps left in the Niger-Delta for you to live in.

Sure Nigeria is making progress in a lot of areas but the last election showed us that there is a lot of prejudice between tribes and religion. This constitution shows us there is a lot of prejudice against women. And nothing is been done to mitigate both.

See unlike you, I have the ability to like or in your words "obsess" about different things from different countries. They're not all perfect but those different things are to be emulated. Instead of coming on nairaland and using gutter words that make you look like a common tout, what are you doing to stop bigotry and prejudice between tribes, religion and men and women?

I don't understand your first line. "Limited to materialism?" Pls tell me how Nigeria can start exporting spiritual things?