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Ishilove:
You seem to have a thing for eyes. I have privately sent you an unedited one

Ishilove:
Okay postmann, I've changed it. That's the one Nairalanders know

Ishilove:
That is quite a cruel thing to say. I thought you said no woman is ugly?

Ishilove:
I need the workout, so yeah, let's tango!

Ishilove:
Trust me, not most

Ishilove:
What makes you think so?

*gasp*

Ishilove:
It isn't the physical aspects that interest me, truly. I just need to put a face to the username.

Okay check my dp sharpaly. I'm removing my pic in 5 minutes

Ishilove:
I will, postmann, when you agree to

Ishilove:
I need to see your face too, Mr Oga. I don't see it going any other way

Okay lemme make it easier for you. Send it to me privately

Ishilove:
I don't know why I've never really looked at my features. The physical aspects of a person have never really interested me I guess. It's the substance, what makes you YOU that attracts me and retains that attraction.

Ishilove:
Nay, my giant warrior. I too demand to see the face of the man who wants to do battle to win my delicate heart.

The price shall be even beyond your expectation!

Ishilove:
Let me lap up the enlightening dew from your fountain of experience, o expert devout...

Ishilove:
When I give, I give completely and selflessly, but only to a worthy recipient.

Ishilove:
I'm too conservative to let flowery, albeit beautiful words melt away my inhibitions. Especially from one who refuses to give me a glimpse of his visage.

Ishilove:
How do I respond to such...such...promise?

I am inexperienced in the ways of the flesh, so your words have left my head spinning like a carousel.

I am, I must confess, a little off kilter, Monsieur Postmann the giant

Ishilove:
Post.mann, I'm blushing and flushing in places I didn't even know are capable of producing heat

Ishilove:
It's not being elusive, it's called 'level playing ground', gerrit?

It's a man's world, so I insist on what I have insisted on

analice107:
Hahahahahaha, My sweet P.ostmann, The Bible says Eve was deceived, but not Adam. He willingly Sold out.
1 Timothy 2:14 And it was not Adam who was deceived, but [the] woman who was deceived and deluded and fell into transgression.
And sir, when Eve sinned, unclothedness wasn't exposes until Adam did. The instruction wasn't given to Eve, it was to Adam. So, who brought about the transgression? lol.

Ishilove:
It goes both ways, my dear _postmann

What's fair's fair

Ishilove:
Okay lemme try, but it will be in prose form.

*giggles nervously*


[b]In the dark shadows of my mind, when all is silent, well, except for the crickets singing outside my window and that loathsome 'nkapi' on his way to some devious nocturnal journey (most likely to raid my gari bag and leave little bacteria infested droppings to spite me, black on white, black on white), I try to dwell on what is holy, and what is edifying...but alas, my restless mind refuses to cooperate.

I keep thinking of you: is he tall, or is he short? Naturally fair, bleaching, chocolate skinned or charcoal black?

Does he belong to the beard gang, or did he, like the one born after my birth of mother of mine, use crayfish and methylated spirit to achieve the straggly hirsute triumph that he now carves weekly at that Shylock barber, Kazeem Hair Palace?

Is his chin nkriki nkriko or as smooth as baby's backside?

Are his teeth as large as white coloured shovels? Or do they look like that of 'Donkey' in 'Shrek'? White or brown like he snacks on kolanut and snuff?

Is he bald like Stone Cold Steve Austin, or endowed with a rich Leonine mane like Kongi?

Potbelly like my mother's cooking pot, or washboard abs, hard enough for me to grind egusi seeds?

How does he smell? The pungent odour of a typical man? Does he use Sosolobia or Dolce and Gabbana?

Is he hard in body and soft in spirit, or soft in body and hard in spirit? Does his cheeks dimple when he smiles? Does he have a cleft chin? Are his hands warm and gentle when he holds a lady's hands, or they callused, made rough like by honest farm work?

I do not think of you in your baser nature, made helpless in my seeking hands, atavistic passions ignited that multiply the human race, sweat, hearts beating, mingled with heat to produce the perfect rhythms. One heart, one soul, one body, united by ancient stirrings and mutual burning desires.

No, I dwell on you as you are now, a shadowy figure with the gift of the pen! [/b]

Ishilove:
Lovely. Even better than erotika, in the sense that the imagery of passion and lovemaking is created without being too blatant. It's Solomonic

Kiss me with the kisses of your lips
For your love is sweeter than wine

Solomon was a plaYa, as MrC.ork will say. Lovely piece. This is how to woo a woman who likes poetry, although poetry isn't my forte. I'm reminded of Yao Egbelewogbe from 'A Collection of African Poetry'

You sir, can be a master! Whichever month I resume writing I am so going to consult you.




We didn't whisper aloud as you promised

Ishilove:
My dear, you sef no gree put up your dp. Izz dat fair?

My hair is shoulder length...or neck length. As long as it long enough to plait shuku and base, who cares??

My lips are like pomo. Thick and negroid in appearance

My eyes...I've never really studied them. I don't even like taking pictures. Emm..JoeBlocks, how are my eyes? You have a rich imagination so please tell me what you see when you imagine my eyes

My bosoms are very very 'voluptuous'. Jeez, I feel like a perv describing my own mammary organs in such terms

My posterior is as flat as plywood. Everything that should have been there went to the front.

I'm essentially the gurl next door.

JoeBlocks:
Now this reminds me of the sex poem I wrote a while back:

A beautiful day full of strong erection_
Giving the poets pen course to celebrate
With so much luster jubilation.
A beautiful day full of strong _erection,
Its very prey full of sweet adulation,
The poets pen smile and appreciate...
A beautiful day full of strong _erection,
Giving the poets pen course to celebrate...

Cc: _Ishilove.

Ishilove:
I don't quite understand you. When her husband keeps rejecting her sexual advances, she should just leave him to do as he pleases outside?

Ishilove:
What's fair is fair, my dear. I too have a principle about putting up my picture on Nairaland. If you will meet me half way, I will do same

Ishilove:
No, I mean what happens when the man rejects her advances frequently

Ishilove:
Well, I have never put up my picture so it is all well and good

@bolded, Why, milord, do go ahead

Ishilove:
Her sexual advances. It can be very disheartening, ya know

Ishilove:
Hmmmm, I will put it up only if you agree to put yours up. Deal?

tossen:
Ive made comments long ago on this thread. I saw "new" and opened to read. Im not always here.
I replied your comments concerning something. I was particularly addressing the comment, without even taking note of who u are, your name, age sex or location.
All i did, was mk my own opinions in response to urs. Not as a counter to ur person.

Everybodys point is refutable in every othr persons eyes because we are different. Thats why we humans endeavour to be diplomatic in order to avoid unnecessary chaos.

Have a nice evening sir/madam.

tossen:
Heres the problem. You think is about you.