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Ishilove:
It's a necessary preemptive, dear postmann. I have many pained, e-enemies, majority being formed when I was modding.

I know the sugar ants when I read them, but the soldier ants, I can smell them a mile off and then I bring out the spiky stick

Ishilove:
Tell me something I don't know

Ishilove:
I get you, sir, but in this case there's absolutely no need for an apology. In the cases of wrongful bans I apologised to the parties involved.

I've been on both sides of the divide, and I realised along the way that when they do something wrong and get sanctioned for it, they cry foul. Now that they know I'm no longer a mod, they're all coming out of the woodwork like soldier ants, but I've got a big 'ol stick to swat their vengeful, bile filled asses.

Ishilove:
Apologise for doing what I was being paid to do? Nah, that's not going to happen. I will apologise to those truly deserving of apology, and Mr Mad Man is not one of them. He was one of the top rule breakers, opening multiple accounts and stirring up storms everywhere. He wasn't the only one who got banned during that period, so if he wants to keep bringing up useless old beefs then that's his cuppa, not mine. I've moved on from that brief chapter of my Nairaland experience, and he better do the same.

CFCman:
It adds only an inch to their size. Well, they could also strap a Love Machine on their waists to do the business

CFCman:
I hear he will sign a DM from Roma. Let's see how that goes.

There is always penile enlargement surgery

Ishilove:
This is funny. He is crying over bans on an internet forum. Lmao!!!!

Let him not forget. Keep remembering bans that he very well deserved, it shows he doesn't have what he's thinking of. I will like to be a bit like him, so that the only thing that bothers me is a ban on a faceless forum

5minsmadness:
[s] I no get her time.
She thot she was MTN, that she can never be brought down.
Always talking about nyash and capish and banning indiscriminately and with bias. Imagine if she is given power in real life.
Mtcheeew. [/s]


Anyway.
Forgiven.

It's the forgetting part that's the problem.

5minsmadness:
How I wish I had the vocal ferocity of our mutual friend, I would have ripped u to shreds for quoting me.

U r the only MOD to have ever banned me for no reason whatsoever.

francis18:
YOU ARE A KILLER GUY, WHEN A WOMAN CAN'T RESPECT HERSELF AND BEHAVE LIKE A TOUT SHE DEMANDS NOTHING BUT INSULTS.SINCE YESTERDAY IN THE MORNING TILL MIDNIGHT A WOMAN WHO CLAIM TO BE IN A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND HAS A CHILD SPENT FIGHTING ON A FACELESS FORUM AND YOU WANT TO TELL ME TO CONSIDER ANYTHING THESE BIMBOS TALK HERE.SHE HAS NO CLASS,DECORUM OR SELF RESPECT TWA,VERY DISGUSTING COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVE IN A CIVILISED COUNTRY.I GUESS SHE WANTS TO BE NOTICED SINCE MOST OF HER FRIENDS NO LONGER DO E FIGHTS,SHE WANT TO WEAR THE CROWN.I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE ON NL SO SHAMELESS THAN THIS BITCH,SHE IS NOW HIGH CLASS? THIS ONE THAT LIVES ON GOVERNMENT INCOME TO SUPPORT HER SON AND HER,CHECK HER POSTS AND YOU WILL SEE HER SON DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE SPEND THE WHOLE DAY HERE,A LOW LIFE WANNA BE.MY BROTHER NOT EVERYONE ABROAD IS ENLIGHTENED,FORGET THE USE OF ENGLISH,GUTTER IS THEIR DESTINY.

CFCman:
I hope so too. Conte shouldn't be afraid to ship out players that aren't ready to work hard on the pitch. Who knows, he may lead CFC to the UCL title.

Anyway, you're not far off when you say the white guys carry pinkies as dicks, on average. That's why Viagra was invented But there also Black and Latinos that aren't well endowed down there.

It's not inconceivable to believe that some married white ladies Bleep black guys outside because of the inadequacy of their white husbands.

Ishilove:
You do that, young man

Ishilove:
You have a gift, _postmann, and you should explore it. You'll be amazed what you discover along the way

shaybebaby:
That I have a life? There's nothing to prove. It's just another day nothing special there apart from my little man.
Nothing wrong is sharing a picture of that reality, my baby enjoying a fine summer's day.

If you chose to see more than that, says more about you innit?

shaybebaby:
So you was actually watching the clock. I must be so important.

On the other hand, I have a life, a REAL one.

Care to share your reality?

shaybebaby:
No, if you want your comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
Jimmy Carr 2015.

5minsmadness:
Which men?
Men that have lost their masculinity such that they think they no longer need to be the head of the house?
Men that believe in being equal to women?
Men that cry?
Men that jump to defend a woman even when she's is overwhelmingingly and blatantly wrong just because they want to be noticed by her?
Men that see nothing wrong in fvcking themselves?
Men that see nothing wrong in letting the woman pay the bill cos after all we are all equal?
Men that will do anything including humiliating themselves so they can get a little puccy?

A time of war is indeed coming when people will no longer have the luxury of discussing such stupid things as feminism, gay and freedom to do whatever you like 'as long as you are not hurting anybody'.

I pity the sissified men that will be called to duty then.

Ishilove:
Jokes apart, though. Your words are often poetic. Do you do creative writing?

Ishilove:
Okay master, but you must tutor me. I'm inspired!!

shaybebaby:
Postman.n be like...

Ishilove:
Yet nairalanders accuse me of always fighting, meanwhile see my senior.

Cc na.ptu2

Ishilove:
My eyes no dey miss that kain ibon

Ishilove:
Women are emotional beings. That's how the good Lord made us. You sir, need Jesus

Ishilove:
Master of denial

Lmaaaao! You initially wrote 'proof'

Ishilove:
I gif up. I do not have the energy to go through thousands of posts, but the few I've read has convinced me that I have you mistaken you someone else.

The poster I was referring to is a gentleman in speech, something which, from my brief perusal of your highly entertaining comments, has shown me you are clearly not

Ishilove:
You've edited it

Ishilove:
Yep, deeks

joseph1832:
Ishilove and postmann, are we talking about dicks here, or what?

Ishilove:
Hokay wait lemme find it. I'm not in the habit of going through users post history, but since you insist I must oblige you

Ishilove:
Mr Postmann you're married. I first came across your username on a thread where you were giving some very salient advice to married couples and you used your marriage as a reference point.

The penile profiling used one or two blackmen in their measurements, and thus, a myth was born. I reiterate that the average blackmen has an average penile organ

Ishilove:
Mr Postmann you're married. I first came across your username on a thread where you were giving some very salient advice to married couples and you used your marriage as a reference point.

The penile profiling used one or two blackmen in their measurements, and thus, a myth was born. I reiterate that the average blackmen has an average penile organ

joseph1832:
I see you've ventured into esoteric knowledge, I'm impressed.

I read almost all his books, the guy was one of the first to open my mind to the wanders of the human mind.

Ishilove:
Ha, Mr postmann, where did you get this from??

Is candle now 30naira? Wow. It was 10naira when I bought it last, years back.

You're married man, else I would have asked you certain questions that will mean you defend the bolded fallacious over-generalisation