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Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 4:02pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:
No, if you want your comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
Jimmy Carr 2015. grin grin
I won't hesitate to make your weekend as miserable as the last time your man experienced another cycle of erectile dysfunction, leaving your Vulva gaping wide and hopelessly open without a strong dick to close her foolish hungry lips.
grin grin grin
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 3:56pm On May 07, 2016
5minsmadness:
Which men?
Men that have lost their masculinity such that they think they no longer need to be the head of the house?
Men that believe in being equal to women?
Men that cry?
Men that jump to defend a woman even when she's is overwhelmingingly and blatantly wrong just because they want to be noticed by her?
Men that see nothing wrong in fvcking themselves?
Men that see nothing wrong in letting the woman pay the bill cos after all we are all equal?
Men that will do anything including humiliating themselves so they can get a little puccy?

A time of war is indeed coming when people will no longer have the luxury of discussing such stupid things as feminism, gay and freedom to do whatever you like 'as long as you are not hurting anybody'.

I pity the sissified men that will be called to duty then.
I didn't know your one true male breed who still shines forth despite the huge dark cloud that has enveloped much of humanity.

I used to tell some white chaps that they lost their real men to worldwar11. What you have now in the West are epicene fellows who have lost all heritage handed over to them by their heroic fathers who fought for all they're enjoying.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 3:46pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Jokes apart, though. Your words are often poetic. Do you do creative writing?
Nothing official or on a proffessional level. Just scratch a line here and there.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 3:06pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Okay master, but you must tutor me. I'm inspired!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
If you ask me, I think your perfect already. Why have me soil your good grace?
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 3:01pm On May 07, 2016
shaybebaby:
Postman.n be like... grin grin grin grin
Was this supposed to be some come back?
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 2:59pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Yet nairalanders accuse me of always fighting, meanwhile see my senior.

Cc na.ptu2
Why not let the ghost remain in the world of the dead? You're digging up past issues that have been forgotten long ago.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:53pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
My eyes no dey miss that kain ibon grin
I know you don't.
Ishilove:
Women are emotional beings. That's how the good Lord made us. You sir, need Jesus smiley
What makes you think I don't have HIM?
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:45pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Master of denial cheesy

Lmaaaao! You initially wrote 'proof'
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Oh, that! Sure I did write "proof" initially. I had no idea that was what you were referring.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:43pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
I gif up. I do not have the energy to go through thousands of posts, but the few I've read has convinced me that I have you mistaken you someone else.

The poster I was referring to is a gentleman in speech, something which, from my brief perusal of your highly entertaining comments, has shown me you are clearly not cheesy cheesy cheesy
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There are few women I've come across on this forum who are worthy of true intellectual discourse. Those whose hormones are firmly within their control. Few women who will not colour their statement with emotional and hormonal discharge.

With women, I try to be brief as possible depending on her attitude in holding off being rude or emotional.
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Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:36pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
You've edited it grin grin
I don't know how you arrived at that conclusion. But summon your powers now and do a tech search if I edited anything. I've not left this thread.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:34pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Yep, deeks grin
I'm still waiting on that post of mine that tacitly or saliently depicts me as married. cheesy
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:27pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Ishilove and postmann, are we talking about dicks here, or what? grin
grin grin grin
What else does it look like? We are still firmly on the tracks of all moral and religious dictates.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:22pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Hokay wait lemme find it. I'm not in the habit of going through users post history, but since you insist I must oblige you wink
I'm waiting. But whatever you may bring up from your findings doesn't change the single status of _postmann even though he's far from searching.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:19pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Mr Postmann you're married. I first came across your username on a thread where you were giving some very salient advice to married couples and you used your marriage as a reference point. grin

The penile profiling used one or two blackmen in their measurements, and thus, a myth was born. I reiterate that the average blackmen has an average penile organ
That's not true! The average black man is narrow hipped, narrower than the average white dude. The narrow the hip of a man, the greater the chances that his his dick may grow an inch longer. Whitemen have wider hips than black men on the average.

Look, the whiteman has come up with many false theories why his dick is shorter and why he performs poorly in bed.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 2:14pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Mr Postmann you're married. I first came across your username on a thread where you were giving some very salient advice to married couples and you used your marriage as a reference point. grin

The penile profiling used one or two blackmen in their measurements, and thus, a myth was born. I reiterate that the average blackmen has an average penile organ
You better post a link to prove that.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by postmann: 1:44pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
I see you've ventured into esoteric knowledge, I'm impressed.

I read almost all his books, the guy was one of the first to open my mind to the wanders of the human mind.
Actually, I was only a little boy whose curiosity lead him to play with dangerous toys.

But it served a good purpose. I was lucky I didn't sink deep.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 1:36pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Ha, Mr postmann, where did you get this from??

Is candle now 30naira? Wow. It was 10naira when I bought it last, years back.

You're married man, else I would have asked you certain questions that will mean you defend the bolded fallacious over-generalisation cheesy cheesy
I never said I was married now, did I? It is common knowledge that the black rod is biggest in the racial profiling. The far east Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Koreans and Vietnamese )come last.


There's a 30 naira candle stick, alright. If you pray midnight prayers, that's the recommended one. It's 2 times the size of the 10 or 20 naira one.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by postmann: 1:29pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Thanks to the press! They completely shattered her image and ego.

They did the same thing with Dr. Tuesday Lobsang Rampa.
I read his book earlier than Rebecca. Then I was just a wandering soul with no firm anchor.

He is open minded but not a christian. He teaches astra travelling and all that. But he has so many truth about humanity and feminism.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by postmann: 1:26pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
I read it back in the early 2000s. True, but I later read that the woman is a nutcase, so I don't know exactly what to believe.
I read it somewhere in the mid-2000 and it's an eye opener. I know what the society of Rebecca Brown is made of; When something doesn't fit into a scientific hypothesis, expect name calling, persecution and blackmail. The West is a sinking ship already.

There're so many truth in that book. Another of her good book is unbroken curses.
Christianity Etc › Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by postmann: 12:42pm On May 07, 2016
mimzy:
hi charlyg1, please i just stumbled on this thread and i found this post on page 10. thanks for the enlightenment so far . i had the opportunity to read the first emboldened but not to the end and up until now, i have searched major book stores to no avail. if you will be kind enough to let me know where i can get it. i will appreciate. tnks
It's not a book to just read out of curiosity. You must get yourself mentally, physiologically and most importantly spiritually prepared.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:40am On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
My sister no be sey I like wahala. I just cut cap for the bombs the man dey drop. I don't know what shaybebaby did to him to warrant such demolition but it's like killing a fly with a hammer. The 'punishment' is out of proportion to the 'crime'. Chai!! shocked shocked
She had it coming. She came at me and was insulting and rude. And I warned her before it all began.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:34am On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Oga this is a fallacy propagated by men with big mandingos. It is the lack of girth of the average black man's jabulani that has bred the likes of the infamous Dr Ikemba.
The average black man you say! Well, we have the biggest, longest and thickest dicks in the whole universe. If the average black dude lacks girth, then the average whiteman's dick is as narrow as a candle stick sold for 30naira
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:01am On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
No wonder the white man hanged so many black men during the era of slavery and segregation. One can only imagine the hatred geared towards us.

Oh what a shame...
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You can say that again, my brother!!! Botha, the apartheid chief in S.A has been spewing hate when he discovered the black man is simply innately better in so many crucial aspect of life.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:47am On May 07, 2016
CFCman:
You never can tell...
He may have a bazooka down there
My man, by your moniker, we definitely must share the same hope that Conte might rebuild the battered bridge at Chelsea. Chelsea all the way, despite a miserable season.

Bazooka my foot!!! Being stuck in the region of 4-inch dick is one of the greatest undoing of the whiteman.

All my brothers that died during the 18th and 19th century didn't die for nothing. When the white woman discovered that the black man's lollipop is as long as her lower arm and stands fully erect and un-retreating like a cobra faced with immediate danger, she never failed to steal the nights away to be with the black sex ninja. And since then, the black man has known no peace.

You know a sexually fulfilled lady when you see one or watch her type.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:17am On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
You make it sound like I'm now a thorn in your flesh. Lol. Well pass you may, but you sure know myself and lezz won't pass her up, just to let her know what she's missing. grin
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Just imagine the way that white dude has his hands on her boobs in her dp, talk about disrespect, if it was an african doing that, people like her would have screamed their lungs out. Lo[/b]l.
That was for show. That guy can't work her vjay up. Can't you see how unfulfilled she is?
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:03am On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
What was a debate, has now turned out to be a haven for the flaring of testosterone and progesterone.

Postmann and shaybebaby, I think you guys need to get a room. And hey freecocoa, I still wouldn't mind you throwing some free cocoa my way. You know a hot cup of cocoa does wonders to a mans body. grin wink grin
grin grin grin
Joseph again!!! grin Nah! Not for me and her. I'll pass.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
cococandy:
If she's his subject, that makes her inferior to him.
And if she has no choice than to support him when he needs but he gets to choose when to support or not, that means the marriage is all about his convenience and desires.

That's exactly what you've said. You can't have it both ways.

I'm just intrigued that with this mindset, you still have the guts to accuse feminists of a whole lot of untrue things when in fact you should be the one working on changing your perspective towards women.
Her only option is separation. As long as she remains married to him, she MUST accept his headship. The call of marriage for women is to build with her husband, assist him, and be under his authority.

For the man, he is to love her and provide for her.

There's no two ways about it. Our traditions say so. Our religion echoes it. And she was married under these oaths and vows, to be loyal and subject to her husband.

I think feminists are godless hypocrites. You got married under the Christian law, and avowed by its precepts, then she turns around and tries to rewrite the laws of their bond. This is madness.

Headship doesn't mean superiority. Even in the Christian faith, the Pope is by no means superior. But by virtue of duty and designation, there are certain provisions that go with headship.

In every human institution, there must be someone in charge. Even in religious gathering, there must be someone in charge. As a people and nation, there must be someone in charge. Someone to be held accountable. A situation where everyone is in charge is a mad house. The marriage institution is no exception. The man is in charge. And it doesn't make him superior to his wife. Not even his children.

Feminism is chaos and rebellion. It's a matter of greed, hiding under the shadow of the modern man's wisdom which is driven by strong delusion and ungodly freedom.
Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by postmann(op): 1:41am On May 07, 2016
[quote author=ststyreal post=45383061]Thanks my friend, for seeing reasons with me and am always conscious of what I pen down to avoid being rude or insultive while am on a forum like ghis cos u never can tell. secondly,I don't understand what you meant by I am an alternate, my email handle is ststyreal@gmail.com.[/quote]

I meant your major nairaland moniker. This ststyreal looks like a new moniker you created recently.

Thanks for the email addy.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
shaybebaby:
Says Cvntface with shit for brains. So I love my white boys#team whitey any day.

If it bothers you, go choke on a d1ck. I'm sure we can find one who will happily face fvck you.
I wonder how cheap he must have seen you. Since you worship the whites and believe them to be gods and owners of civilisation and technology and even religion.

You must have offered your dignity and pvssy the very first minute you crossed his path?

Did he tell you you smell down there the very first day you opened your unwashed canal of a vagina before him? grin grin grin

How long did it take him to brush you up even to this level of mental subjectivity you're still in? You have been one primitive, timid and unexposed African before you ventured out of this shores.

And the first day he bleeded you, you must have put a call across home, calling the other _retards you left back at home, telling them;

"Oh girl, you know say as me and you dey talk so, Oyinbo f**k me yesterday?" Babe, I dey tell you say na onyibo dey f**k me grin grin grin

A mental slave is the worst form of slavery. You're one big fool who thinks f**king a white pig gives you an edge or advantage.

Come back home and be deflowered once again. Your man is a coldblooded effeminate. I'll arrange for a naija mechanic boy, who will pummel all your frustration and delusions out of you.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
shaybebaby:
Says Cvntface with shit for brains. So I love my white boys#team whitey any day.

If it bothers you, go choke on a d1ck. I'm sure we can find one who will happily face fvck you.
You missed the full version. Here it is;
postmann:
The sad truth is that Marvin Gay was right when he did the song "sexual healing".
Your persistent bitterness and bickering is a proof that you're sexually unfulfilled. A good sex keeps a woman happy for days.
You're just another Pvssy-itching, broad-nosed slave-girl suffering from pvssy-redundancy. But what can a pale-coloured, flaccid rubber of a dick do?
Not enough horse power to warm your hormones to life. You must be bitterly frustrated.
You missed Obinna terribly. Back in the village, he was the best farmer in the community. He bleeped your young, restless ass crazily with the brutality only an African Nigga is capable off. He left you sore for days and you were one happy little black girl, sexually contented. And your good manners spreaded it's beams over your locality, as you smile through the village square when ever you go to fetch water from the stream.
But now, all that's gone. You're icecold down there as your pale toy tries to play catchup with Obinna but falls short like a pig who ran prematurely out of gas.
You're here trying to hook up with Obinna, or find another black hammer to beat your pvssy black and blue like Obinna once did. But you're perpetually stuck with a 4-inch pale rubber who is forever flaccid.
Now keep your sexual frustrations within your limit. I'm not sexually interested in you. You're not even fine
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 12:12am On May 07, 2016
cococandy:
I'm getting you alright. You placed the man's desires above that of his wife. Meaning that you still consider the marriage all about the man.

Is it her prerogative to accept or object helping her husband even when he's genuinely in need?

Yes or no?
Her role in being his wife means she is subject to his headship and authority. So, the answer is no.

The man's role is to place her before himself in a resealable context.
Family › Re: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
shaybebaby:
Still finer than you. I said it.

Spare him? Please don't, would love for you to expend energy on someone who has NO idea you exist. grin

Been watching too much porn mate, no wonder your brain is addled. My advise, don't beat the meat too much, it makes you dumb.
The sad truth is that Marvin Gay was right when he did the song "sexual healing".
Your persistent bitterness and bickering is a proof that you're sexually unfulfilled. A good sex keeps a woman happy for days.
You sound like a Pvssy-itching, broad-nosed, slave-girl suffering from pvssy-redundancy. But what can a pale-coloured, flaccid rubber of a dick do?
Not enough horse power to warm your hormones to life. You must be bitterly frustrated.
You missed Obinna terribly. Back in the village, he was the best farmer in the community. He bleeped your young, restless ass crazily with the brutality only an African Nigga is capable off. He left you sore for days and you were one happy little black girl, sexually contented. And your good manners spreaded it's beams over your locality, as you smile through the village square when ever you go to fetch water from the stream.
But now, all that's gone. You're icecold down there as your pale toy tries to play catchup with Obinna but falls short like a pig who ran prematurely out of gas.
You're here trying to hook up with Obinna, or find another black hammer to beat your pvssy black and blue like Obinna once did. But you're perpetually stuck with a 4-inch pale rubber who is forever flaccid.
Now keep your sexual frustrations within your limit. I'm not sexually interested in you. You're not even fine

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