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RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 5:46am On May 10, 2016
analice107:
This is enough to write a book. Wonderful!!!!!.
This guy, a beg just go oo.
That has passed on. Nothing so spectacular about it. grin
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 5:05am On May 10, 2016
Ishilove:
My eyes look like yours. Goodnight, and goodmorning kiss smiley
Really? cheesy

But to each moon its size and shade. To each eye its sparkle and warmth. What would I see should I look into yours? Fires of delight? A calm river flowing to an ocean of pleasant mysteries?

Good morning.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:18pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
No he wasn't. I called his name because I wanted him to see your style.
grin grin grin
Ishilove:
You did a pretty good job with your fingers. Pun intended tongue
I'm still in the dark as to what your eyes look like. But I'll leave that for tomorrow or some other day.

It's a lovely night from me.
smiley kiss wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:40pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
It sure sounded like erotica. I blushed in places I didn't even know exist cheesy
I didn't think a good Masseur would leave you feeling the same after a good massage. I actually intended to light that fire. Mildly though.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:29pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
*shiver*

*shiver* embarassed embarassed

I can almost feel my rock hard muscles relaxing... See voice of experience embarassed






Joseph move over!
cheesy
Was he in in the first place?
Thought it was a private massage shaded by the four walls of exclusivity?
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:19pm On May 09, 2016
joseph1832:
*cough cough. And I thought I was good at erotik poems.

Cc: Ishilove, hope you can see I'm still a learner? grin
Joe, it was only a simple massage. Didn't mean to pass that as _erotica grin
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Ishilove:
*shivers* embarassed

Let me confess something: I have never had a massage. When someone tried to massage me na so so laugh I dey laugh. I couldn't stay still cheesy cheesy. I laughed and laughed and rolled off the board and that was the end of the massage. cheesy cheesy cheesy

As long as you don't use 'eba power' to massage me delicate flesh, why, massage away, you lomantic Don Juan wink wink

My heart is doing me gim gim gim grin grin
Let yourself go! As gentle as a feather's touch, I'll journey my fingers through your joints. Your soft moans will be my guide, lingering a while longer just where you betray a soft cry of pleasure.
wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Mindfulness:
No, I can't because they are not whining about being Hebrew-nised and they are not complaining about other Europeans being Asian-ized because they choose to practice yoga, meditation and eat sushi. wink

Cultural globalization is a beautiful things for those who see the enrichment that it has to offer. But you are free to choose whining. Freedom fr everyone. wink
You paint falsehood with a beautiful paint. But a good artist will see through your fallacy.

The Whiteman knows that adopting yoga and Christianity doesn't mean he has been Asiansed. You have a false perception of how you see the world.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 8:40pm On May 09, 2016
Mindfulness:
Tell me something new.

Whatever you have said there, doesn't change the FACT that EUROPEAN and white as chalk missionaries brought Christianity to Nigeria.
In this sense, you have been influenced by Westerners and so you have been 'westernized'.

Simple logic.


If you want to keep it African, return to African traditional religions.
If you don't want to, accept who brought Christianity to Africa and accept that you have accepted this influence from white Europeans. In this sense, you have allowed yourself to be 'westernized'.

And as you can hopefully easily deduce from your short survey of religious history, cultures have been influencing and co-shaping each other from times immemorial. So even if it is en vogue now to say 'I am not going to allow them to 'westernize' me, it is ignorant to say that inter-cultural exchange and influence is a new phenomenon and something that one must resist with all force to be considered truly African.

The cultural values that one person on this thread is celebrating as purely African are the same values that Europeans and Americans still share or used to share with African peoples some time ago.
This the dumbest submission so far on this thread.

I believe you're somewhere in Europe. Can you kindly go to any of the public squares and tell a gathering of white folks that they should go back to their ways of idol worship because being Christians make them Hebrew-nised?

I think you'd be repatriated the next morning.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Ishilove:
Oh, you silver tongued devil, you...

*blushes* embarassed

grin grin

And I can, err...relax my aching back with the, erm...mental picture of your large thumbs... thumbs you use to type those lovely epistles grin grin
grin grin grin

I think I'm on the job already.

You just have to be freshly showered with a large towel wrapped around your delicate body.

Would you mind taking your position on your massage board in a dimly lit room? I'll come work you to sleep.
From your shoulder girdle to the small of your back, I'll leave my expert Masseur touch on your flesh.

Trailing my fingers slowly down your spine track, counting each joints down to the base would be one smooth, pleasant journey.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Mindfulness:
Well, at least they are intelligent enough to know that Christianity has been brought to Africa by white missionaries. cheesy
So who is 'westernized' here? grin grin grin
Let me help you!

It's you!
Mindfulness, you spew falsehood and misapprehensions as easy as a broken dam. But I'll tell you the facts here.

The Jewish missionaries brought Christianity to the Whiteman. Does that make the Whiteman "Hebrew-nised"?















Mindfulness:
Your God is white. wink
LOL. Christ came as a Jew in HIS earthly form. Jews are not Whites.

Mindfulness:
And your cultural views are the result of the religion brought to you by WESTERNERS. The only difference is that they are constantly developing and making progress and you are left behind.

Don't worry, you will continue following very soon. The question is, when will you catch up? smiley
Our cultural views have been touched by religion, but Christianity isn't the Whiteman's religion. It's not the Whiteman's property.

We are moving foward. But I'll leave that out for someone who has a better sense of history and politics.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 7:09pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
Reverse psychology always works on me cheesy

Oya explain grin grin
This isn't reverse technology. Obviously, I'm tired from the day's work.

I can't strain my mental muscles going round the details now.. But I can relax my nerves with a clear mental picture of how dark the brown of your eyes are.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 6:53pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
*sigh* You obviously don't interact with women a lot.
I do. I know women's strong points and their failings. But pls don't ask me to explain.


grin
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
analice107:
There's something i have noticed amongst the immigrants to the western world. Africans seems to be the likeliest to give up their Cultures which defines their values for the white mans culture. Indians in America are Indians all the way, the same with Arabs, Chinese and Japanese. These people move to the west with their cultures, as a matter of fact, they try to make their host become part of them. But when we move over there, in one year, we forget how to pronounce our native names.
A guy who has been overseas for about Four years now is fighting so hard to loose his accent, just imagine someone with a bad accident forming America.
In discussions, i kept hearing him saying "You Africans", We Africans? And who might you be now? Its just four years and its now "You Africans"?
He has become so American that he no longer remembers that Africa is a Continent, not a country.
It really bits me why a simple chat over the internet will make a woman who is or was Nigerian, overstep boundaries and bring in someone's family.
These Western infested minds probably think its Hip to disrespect parents since its American's culture.
What happened to Africa? We are not the only ones Colonised by these people.
Hmmm! Truth at it's coldest.

I may diss people, but believe me, I have boundaries. Abusing People's parents is one of them. Acting Westernised to the detriment of the majorly superior African culture in terms of family values and kinship is one wretchedness of my mind most Africans and African migrants have as mental shackles.

They can't look at themselves and see where they are far superior. They're with no self respect. And the whiteman has no true respect for Africans or any other race that have lost their identity to theirs. Nobody values who doesn't value himself.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 1:22pm On May 09, 2016
analice107:
Now you are teasing me _Postmann. i dont come close to the ladies in this forum, i just tuck behind.
Thanks anyways, it makes a lot of difference hearing this from you.
I tell it like it is. I had to go down to all your posts on this thread to be sure I come to the right conclusion.

I understand your modesty and that's true wisdom. Clever gibberish can appear as wisdom to most people who are born to be just passengers on this life-train, driven by their lust and convenience.

But your wisdom is of old. It has withstood many tests. It has seen humanity fall and rise only to fall again.

You know the truth.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 1:02pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
Why does it sound strange that a woman is knowledgeable?
Knowledge is gender independent no doubt, but then there are some knowledge that is richly flavoured with gender unbiasness, and its foundation stands on truth and wisdom. When a woman attains that level, she has reigned over her emotions.

On a faceless forum like this, you can't help but wonder if the earth still birth fine damsels like this even in her old age.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 8:30am On May 09, 2016
analice107:
I agree with you. Feminism and homosexuality are closely linked. The "New World Oder" campaigners.
Your sound knowledge unsettles me, I find myself questioning your gender.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 9:16pm On May 08, 2016
Ishilove:
More poetry kiss wink

Please don't let it end as a souvenir because you're a lot better than you think. Utilise it and you will be very glad you did. You have a gift, bless the world with it. smiley
I'll keep that in mind. cheesy
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 5:41pm On May 08, 2016
Ishilove:
I've let it go, Monsieur Postma nn...cheesy cheesy
I must admit you made me feel like a kid again, lost in a borderless joy, having come first in his class and is set to receive a brand new PS4 as promised by daddy.

But getting the praise is one thing, living the hype is another. I'm not as good as you tempt me to believe, but that coming from you, is a precious souvenir.

wink wink wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:22am On May 08, 2016
Mindfulness:
You must be kidding dear.

So the immorality of Nigerian leaders who exploited the country for their own benefit depriving millions of Nigerians from basic amenities is not linked to the under-development of this country?

It baffles me that you consider Nigerians to be morally superior when the political elites are highly corrupt and the average Nigerian does not even respect the laws that are already in place if the police are not there to beat them up.


Oh, the irony again. Nigerians should be the last people on this earth to pride themselves with moral superiority.
Mindfulness, you're seriously at risk of tearing our peace treaty which I doubt you barely knew exists.

I'm a zealous patriot, and I don't take kindly to blacks who have sold out.


You haven't told me how advancement in technology is proportionate to morality.

White leaders don't steal. They're corrupt-free and they practise what they preach.

My Sundays are dedicated days, my friend. But if you must spoil it, make it worthy of facts.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Mindfulness:
And you are in the best position to understand why they are unable to make peace since you are not able to either.
grin You definitely see me as a man of strife. That perception is wrong. Mindfulness has thou come to persecute me? grin grin grin


Mindfulness:
Since you are so powerful, help develop your country in a more sophisticated way. The so called developed countries that you so despise for supporting ho.mose.xuality are experimenting with artificial intelligence and building robots that will soon serve them in many ways and your country does not even have a stable and efficient power supply infrastructure.

And yet you are here thinking that homes.exuality is a threat.
And here you are, entombed in the same fallacy that has burried many. Since when did advancement in science and technology become proportionate to morality?
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Mindfulness:
It's quite ironic that you are preaching peace between two enemies but can't make peace with your own.

Have you been in any way successful in fighting your e-wars? Have you made a positive change?
There's a difference; the so called two enemies are both my friends. That shouldn't come as ironic to you now.

Oh yes, I have. Gradually but surely. Truth is far much slower than falsehood. But its stamina leaves falsehood in the pool of bitter exhaustion.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
Ishilove:
Shows how little you know nairalanders.

Let him take his forgiveness, liberally douse it in anointing oil, squat and shove it in, nice and deep up his aged unkempt ass grin
Well, I wasn't around when it all began with you guys. But since you both earned by admiration, I can only try to bridge in between you guys. You seem the harder to pacify, I still feel you should let go.

You're right about not knowing much about nairalanders. My handle running from somewhere around September 2014 spent over 2/3 of it's existence being a casual member.

But then I realised something dangerous is taking root here - uncommon ignorance and falsehood. Mis-educated, ill-informed, morons whose perception of life don't stretch beyond a cursory google search and derivations from movie scenes. I couldn't help being more active.


The few abominable characters I have come to know need to be sequestered like a highly contagious disease. If in 2016 a young African adult doesn't know that while homosexuality has existed with the black man, it was never seen as threat to the health and wellbeing of the general population, then such a fellow needs an awareness verification. If a young African adult cannot trace the current upsurge of homosexual restiveness on the African continent on the Obama Administration who partnered with his Jazebelic wife, Mr Cameron to force, coerce, threaten African governments to adopt homosexual laws, then such a fellow has been zombified! His soul is like a lifeboat in the middle of a stormy sea which is at the mercy of the wind.

Anyone who cannot link homosexuality and feminism is mentally slow.

I'll stop here for now. Its going to be a long melee.

As for my man, _5minsmadness, Ishilove, do me the favour of letting go.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann:
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FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:37pm On May 07, 2016
5minsmadness:
Lol
Just responding to her diatribe is all. She thinks I'm one of those teenage romancelanders she frolics with.

Was watching Voltron, Superted and Thundersub while she was still having her diapers changed angry grin

Ok av left it alone. Just catching some innocent fun.

Guy u no dey sleep? Or are u balancing books like me? cry
grin grin grin

Sleep is far off for me. Too much in my hands to abandon for sleep.

I like your easy going attitude.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:23pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Even Pavarotti would envy their singing.
grin grin grin
If one can master how to get around here, it goes along way in real life scenarios.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 11:18pm On May 07, 2016
5minsmadness:
I'm back.
Pos.tmann ignore that elderly Primip.
This is her knee-jerk response to the scores of people who have called her out for wrongful banning so much so that she had to resign/was fired from her job (for a better offer wink grin grin)

This might be an anonymous online forum but I believe it also mirrors to an extent the kind of person you are or you will turn out to be if given the power to act without consequences.

Got a better offer grin

If one person tells you something's on your face u have the liberty of ignoring the person. But if more than two people tell u the same thing then common sense behooves you to take a look in the mirror to see if they are really telling the truth.

She was powerdrunk. She bit off more than she could chew. She got fired/quit.

She's the one who should learn her lesson and move on.
My man, I understand your point perfectly. Just try and look beyond it. Remember you've forgiven. There's just one more great step ahead which I know you're capable of taking -to forget. Let's make progress as men. I saw your debate with _swtcocoa and I know you're far from being irrational.

You know as men, when we say we've forgiven, we mean it. Let's show them we mean and do what we say.
cheesy
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:31pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Soyinka's 'Ope-ra Woyonsi' will be a perfect model.
cheesy
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:26pm On May 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Believe me, it sure is... The things I've learnt and seen here.. Word can't describe. Lol.
The various characters make a good Opera.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by postmann: 10:23pm On May 07, 2016
Ishilove:
Yeah, it is pretty well developed. It grew muscles through years of written altercations with usernames who use the Internet to unleash their inner barbarians. Not me. I don't suffer idiocy.

I'm very slow with the stick these days. Most times I ignore, but if they continue their belligerence, I bring it out and wave it like Voltron brandishing the Blazing Sword. cheesy

There's one, like Shakespeare's Hogroth, regurgitating dung, mortar and bile, whose first post for 2016 was to wish himself and his entire generation, not me, a very bad new year. Na those kind get sugar for body? My dear leave matter for Matty. If there are sugar ants among the soldiers, I'm yet to read from any of them.

I'm e-surrounded on every side, but I thank the good Lord for my big ol' blazing sword stick grin grin
You're definitely a worrioress. A witty one too. You spit lava. grin

Nice meeting you.

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