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Ishilove:
Lmaoo!! Postmann, do you think it is I on my DP??

That is the sort of endowment that is a bit too attention drawing for my liking. I put it up there because I, like the men who are following her like bees, am very fascinated with her chest.

Your DP, postmann, doesn't show your likeness. I wonder why...

Nah, I know that wasn't you hence...

postmann:
You bet!!!
But why not let's wait till the sun comes down and the shade of the evening offers a suiting canopy of relaxation? Then we can whisper aloud.
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On the interim, may your DP throw its beam to reflect nature in the form of you that I may find enlightenment to compliment the splendour behind your gifts.
@_Ishilove

The bolded was a request asking you to put up your pic on your DP.

I knew that wasn't you.

tossen:
Says a lot about you. Bothered more about the why, than about the wherefore. . . Bothered more about winning, than about truths. . . Bothered more about now, than about greater good, and purpose.

Hmmm! Swift and rash you come at me. And you seem armed. What do you want?

Ishilove:
I never really thought about it that way...

Tell me more

You bet!!!
But why not let's wait till the sun comes down and the shade of the evening offers a suiting canopy of relaxation? Then we can whisper aloud.


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On the interim, may your DP throw its beam to reflect nature in the form of you, that I may find enlightenment to compliment the splendour behind your gifts.

@Ishilove

Ishilove:
What happens when the man rejects her?

Quotes like this never comes as a mention. Rejection in what area exastly? Sexual advances or rejecting him as her king?

Ishilove:
Monsieur le postmann, I'm a negro, with negro eyes. I squint a bit because I use coke bottle thick glasses. Nothing to see there, sir

My hair is same, it would have been long but Nigerian relaxers have dealt with it so it's not short, but not as long as it ought to be. Nothing to see there also.

I don't know why I've never really looked at my features. The physical aspects of a person have never really interested me I guess. It's the substance, what makes you YOU that attracts me and retains that attraction.

It's a good thing you're not swayed by physical features, at least primarily. But I think I should make you learn a thing or two about your own body. Unless you know and love your own body, knowing its power and appeal, your yeilding to the art of love making will be restricted. And that would be a catastrophe.

Ishilove:
Elder!

The voice of experience

Talking and acting, as you well know aren't the same. But even at that, I'm a faithful priest to my own sermons.

Your hair is my next point of interest, even though I'm still unsatisfied from the exploration of your eyes.

Ishilove:
Unfortunately not many people will agree. This generation is all about physical gratification and razzmatazz, the rest be damned

Of course many won't agree. But what do they know? They called it the Jet age where everything happens fast.
Good sex don't agree with that. Good sex is like an old steam engine Train. Moving slowly down the track, it's wheels slowly and gently learning each curve and slop in a tight embrace of lasting endurance.

Ishilove:
My dear, you have said it all. I am very well acquainted to romance in it's most gallant and unselfish form. Ahhh, the days of my youth...

[b]The hastiness of the contemporary age is vulgar, [/b]wouldn't you agree? No school like the old school

Yes, vulgar, Cheap vulgarism in crude form. The old school is class meets art.

Ishilove:
I'm a conservative Victorian age woman, Joe. You should know that by now

Then you must be well acquainted with romance and love in its truest and purest form. Blossoming in a steady heat of the Sun, yeilding its fruits in due season. Unlike the hastiness of the age, baked prematurely and hastily in the oven of lust and prematurely expulsion

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joseph1832:
LOL. The only flame I carry is used to inflame those who make mockery of a man, just because he doesn't earn more money than them, or rather, because he chose to lead an honest life.

Not true. I see your flames extending far beyond that.

joseph1832:
LOL. I took its meaning metaphorically, which means the dada between ya legs dey ishi for _postmann's gbaka'm. LMaO.

Abi I lie? Me sef na sucker for woman sha. Every mallam with him own kettle.

Joseph the inflamer.

joseph1832:
LOL. Majority?

Sorry, bro. I've edited.


Forgive my carelessness (in the middle of something)

joseph1832:
_Postmann has his charms, I have mine, remember, different strokes for diFferent folks.

But please, make sure your ishi is scratched so it won't itch your again.

Your reaction oozes of maturity.

tossen:
Looool! Even in the speaks you see the void. But you talk and talk, and the void cannot b perceived. When a man throws a woman away for cheating, its not because her body has been used raw. No. At that time, he doesnt even care, he might even add beating to it.

When a man throws a woman away, its because hes been hurt that another man found his way into his place of zen. His sole place where he is lord. He takes his woman down, and owns her... then he imagines someone else doing same. Its not because her folds have been violated.

Now, a man can be hurt that his woman has been "used " by another, but a woman has no right to be hurt that her man is giving it to others?
Also, a womans desire to cheat isnt about doing what men do. But as men are moved by what they see, a woman is moved by what she hears. No matter how violent or rough the copulation may be, a woman will spread it wide, if a guy is saying sweet nothings and paying her attention, especially if the man shes been tied to has told her shes worth nothing with his deeds and utterances.

Now many woman have tried hard to resist the sweet nothings, knowing full well its a recipe for disaster. But men refuse.to.do same, and even rub it in the womans face in the process. When will the woman no resign and decide to please herself out of the frustration of rejection, succombing to the relief of being wanted. Even if she knows it might just be an act...

Also... dont pick points from everywhere just to suit your destination. God never permitted polygamy, as he never permitted polyandry. Since u.quoted Noah... i believe u are talking christian. If you are talking the other religions, then Indian Gods permitted polyandry also. One God... different instructions, seems like people just hold on to what works for them, and use religion as a tool for restriction and control. How do u convince an atheist, that your points are true to form without including God?

I'm more amazed at how you found this long buried thread and my post amongst the rubble than at your submissions.

Ishilove:
Fire, ice, side by side, deep rumbiings in the middle, and then... a warm ocean bed

Goodmorning sir

The perfect topography of a thrilling romantic voyage
An essence of a never-dying intrigue
Renewed each moment like a model's frequent change of Apparel
Heart-ensnared, eyes-fixated
The next tide, the previous inferno
The bitter-sweet; the immortality of the unpredictable you.

Ishilove:


You're brief with women indeed. Kwantinue

This surely escaped me. If not for a quote yesterday on this thread, it would have remained elusive.

How do you mean, Ishilove?

analice107:
This is enough to write a book. Wonderful!!!!!.
This guy, a beg just go oo.

That has passed on. Nothing so spectacular about it.

Ishilove:
My eyes look like yours. Goodnight, and goodmorning

Really?

But to each moon its size and shade. To each eye its sparkle and warmth. What would I see should I look into yours? Fires of delight? A calm river flowing to an ocean of pleasant mysteries?

Good morning.

Ishilove:
No he wasn't. I called his name because I wanted him to see your style.

Ishilove:
You did a pretty good job with your fingers. Pun intended

I'm still in the dark as to what your eyes look like. But I'll leave that for tomorrow or some other day.

It's a lovely night from me.

Ishilove:
It sure sounded like erotica. I blushed in places I didn't even know exist

I didn't think a good Masseur would leave you feeling the same after a good massage. I actually intended to light that fire. Mildly though.

Ishilove:
*shiver*

*shiver*

I can almost feel my rock hard muscles relaxing... See voice of experience






Joseph move over!

Was he in in the first place?
Thought it was a private massage shaded by the four walls of exclusivity?

joseph1832:
*cough cough. And I thought I was good at erotik poems.

Cc: Ishilove, hope you can see I'm still a learner?

Joe, it was only a simple massage. Didn't mean to pass that as _erotica

Ishilove:
*shivers*

Let me confess something: I have never had a massage. When someone tried to massage me na so so laugh I dey laugh. I couldn't stay still . I laughed and laughed and rolled off the board and that was the end of the massage.

As long as you don't use 'eba power' to massage me delicate flesh, why, massage away, you lomantic Don Juan

My heart is doing me gim gim gim

Let yourself go! As gentle as a feather's touch, I'll journey my fingers through your joints. Your soft moans will be my guide, lingering a while longer just where you betray a soft cry of pleasure.

Mindfulness:
No, I can't because they are not whining about being Hebrew-nised and they are not complaining about other Europeans being Asian-ized because they choose to practice yoga, meditation and eat sushi.

Cultural globalization is a beautiful things for those who see the enrichment that it has to offer. But you are free to choose whining. Freedom fr everyone.

You paint falsehood with a beautiful paint. But a good artist will see through your fallacy.

The Whiteman knows that adopting yoga and Christianity doesn't mean he has been Asiansed. You have a false perception of how you see the world.

Mindfulness:
Tell me something new.

Whatever you have said there, doesn't change the FACT that EUROPEAN and white as chalk missionaries brought Christianity to Nigeria.
In this sense, you have been influenced by Westerners and so you have been 'westernized'.

Simple logic.


If you want to keep it African, return to African traditional religions.
If you don't want to, accept who brought Christianity to Africa and accept that you have accepted this influence from white Europeans. In this sense, you have allowed yourself to be 'westernized'.

And as you can hopefully easily deduce from your short survey of religious history, cultures have been influencing and co-shaping each other from times immemorial. So even if it is en vogue now to say 'I am not going to allow them to 'westernize' me, it is ignorant to say that inter-cultural exchange and influence is a new phenomenon and something that one must resist with all force to be considered truly African.

The cultural values that one person on this thread is celebrating as purely African are the same values that Europeans and Americans still share or used to share with African peoples some time ago.

This the dumbest submission so far on this thread.

I believe you're somewhere in Europe. Can you kindly go to any of the public squares and tell a gathering of white folks that they should go back to their ways of idol worship because being Christians make them Hebrew-nised?

I think you'd be repatriated the next morning.

Ishilove:
Oh, you silver tongued devil, you...

*blushes*



And I can, err...relax my aching back with the, erm...mental picture of your large thumbs... thumbs you use to type those lovely epistles

I think I'm on the job already.

You just have to be freshly showered with a large towel wrapped around your delicate body.

Would you mind taking your position on your massage board in a dimly lit room? I'll come work you to sleep.
From your shoulder girdle to the small of your back, I'll leave my expert Masseur touch on your flesh.

Trailing my fingers slowly down your spine track, counting each joints down to the base would be one smooth, pleasant journey.

Mindfulness:
Well, at least they are intelligent enough to know that Christianity has been brought to Africa by white missionaries.
So who is 'westernized' here?
Let me help you!

It's you!

Mindfulness, you spew falsehood and misapprehensions as easy as a broken dam. But I'll tell you the facts here.

The Jewish missionaries brought Christianity to the Whiteman. Does that make the Whiteman "Hebrew-nised"?

Mindfulness:
Your God is white.

LOL. Christ came as a Jew in HIS earthly form. Jews are not Whites.

Mindfulness:
And your cultural views are the result of the religion brought to you by WESTERNERS. The only difference is that they are constantly developing and making progress and you are left behind.

Don't worry, you will continue following very soon. The question is, when will you catch up?

Our cultural views have been touched by religion, but Christianity isn't the Whiteman's religion. It's not the Whiteman's property.

We are moving foward. But I'll leave that out for someone who has a better sense of history and politics.

Ishilove:
Reverse psychology always works on me

Oya explain

This isn't reverse technology. Obviously, I'm tired from the day's work.

I can't strain my mental muscles going round the details now.. But I can relax my nerves with a clear mental picture of how dark the brown of your eyes are.

Ishilove:
*sigh* You obviously don't interact with women a lot.

I do. I know women's strong points and their failings. But pls don't ask me to explain.