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LORDSAMURAI:
This year's wooing contest is the most boring in the history of nairaland, low turn out of monikers, crap wooing lines and so on. 99% of d new members of romanceland are just kids, no swag self, no beta threads, no fun thread, they killed romance session, a long mcheeeee to them, the old members refuse to participate self. sigh!!! lemme just look 4 trouble nd go to bed.

A contentious woman is a sand in the mill.
She lacks grace and style
A pack of grudge and unresolved bitterness plague her
Her home is a heap of mess
Her husband prefers the cold hands of a stranger to hers

She's incorrigible; until she takes her husband down, her soul knows no let up
Never be jealous of her if she's outwardly beautiful
She's only a painted mud house
Her foundation is shallow
Watch her wrinkle away in anger
As she perishes under the weight of her own misery

OP, since you've tried all forms of communication, even threatened bringing in a competitor, you still haven't said what your wife said was the problem. Or was she mute all along?

innobarca:
Is it good to buy an android phone for a child under 15yrs.
Pls advice.
A lot of bad things on the internet this days.

Under 15 isn't so specific. From 12 to15 onward is OK.
That's the right time to start teaching and guiding them how to use it properly.

There're lots of apps one can install on these gadgets to restrict access to certain features you may deem as a risk.

Late exposure can be counterproductive as it may drive their interest and curiosity overboard and they can become obsessed with it.

bukatyne:
@Bold: True

Again, I would also say it is important to be able to prioritize and plan appropriately.

True that

Good admonition.

Don't know what to say. But this topic coming from a female, indicates maybe things isn't as hopeless as they seem.

The moral is simple: There is a price to pay for every action. If you're ambitious whether male or female reconcile yourself to the cost.

When it's all done, you wouldn't need anyone to tell you what should have been, where you lost it, what you traded for material gratification , and how it wasn't worth it.

With the material gratification and wealth, the soul ended its journey unfulfilled still.

OneManLegion:
Let me address first, the only thing of substance in that reprehensible clap-trap you think is a diatribe.

I, as a matter of fact, told her she can't use critique as a transitive verb because I sincerely thought so. I had never seen anyone use it. I was a bit taken aback when someone corrected me in a very insolent manner. You may go back and screen-shot my response to you. I told you I accept that you were correct and I wondered why you couldn't at least be as polite to me, as I was to that girl.

Lool. So, you're that boy self? And you've been trailing me ever since, apparently.

I'm more than bemused? What sort of psychotic obsession is this? Are you a gay? Scratch that, you almost definitely ARE a gay. Which is why you follow that other half-wit, Postmann, around.

Have you sucked your boyfriend's withered organ today, Mr gay?

Your deportment here is but an effete show of grammatical dexterity. You, like your boyfriend, suffer from Acute Attention Deficit(AAD).

I almost pity you. Not quite a man, not quite a bitch.
I know my responses to your feeble attempts at initiating an online knock-down-drag-out contretemp is hugely gratifying.

You're a waste of time, space and energy. Your dad should have _wanked you off. Your story was supposed to end on the cold, hard tiles of the bathroom. Unfortunately, by some freak of nature, here you are on Nairaland, justifying why you should never have been birthed.

Come at me with all you've got and cc the remaining members of the ignoramuses band to which you are a proud member; you and postmann won't do at all.

[b]OneManLegion, you lost your soul to some atheist scholars whose brains are so small, they can't say what exactly tomorrow holds for them.

An African atheist--like I told you earlier when you jumped on my thread even though you haven't even finished grade 1 in atheism--is the worst of fools.


A fallen vagabond, cursed by the gods of his forefathers and possessed by a legion of demons. A troubled, dark soul, cursed with uncommon ugliness, whose waist is as narrow as one of my thighs.

You are a slave originally dedicated for sacrifice. Maybe that's why you hate divinity so much. The gods of your forefathers never loved you. Your uncommon ugliness befuddled them so much that there was a 3 day mourning of silence after your birth. You were the harbinger of doom, the dark child long prophesied!

Banished and Forsaken by the gods, you roam the earth with vengeance like your father, Satan who gave you a legion of his evil spirits hence your moniker (OneManLegion)

You manifest your uncleanliness in several ways:

-You're the accuser of the brethren

-The Spirit of Falsehood: fraud and deceit: Masquerading as an angel of light with your endless monikers

-Pride (the chief trait of your father the devil) trying to teach what you don't know and use words you have no clue to their meaning e.g "Deign"

-Defeatism: cast down, overthrown, and rejected, you hunt for victims with blood-red eyes and a dark heart full of envy.

-False assumption: you never knew or understood your place. You were created for sacrificial purposes only.

Now take a look at you? Does any ruler, even of the tiniest of kingdoms, come in your form? Ugly and narrow-minded. A sufferer of Cushing disease which resulted in your waist being as tiny as that of a 4 year old child? You were rejected even before your conception.

You lack the brains and the looks, and you have a dark heart full of vengeance, envy and false pride. How do you hope to survive?

You're an empty shell and a waste of oxygen. A toy-antichrist destined for damnation (save you repent).
Of what does your neighbour gain of you? You're the unwanted ugly _ogre mummy said to avoid at all cost for all that surrounds you is darkness and despair. [/b]

TheEnQuirer:
Don't mind the fool.

The whirlwind of life has blown him outta reality and he still hallucinates in the make-beleive life of nairaland!!!

Social recluse with an ugly deportment!

Bwahahahahaha!!!

He's even trying to recycle our jabs.
Empty headed redundant!

See you guys later in the day.

DemiGoddess:
Lol...dont mind me and I loved every single word.

Creamish:
Unlike someone we both know..

Hmmmmm!