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Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 10:46am On Feb 14, 2016
How's service today? What's on the sermon menu. If I guess right, 'love'?
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 10:35am On Feb 14, 2016
firstEVA:
same to you dear, yea I am back, I am neither of the mentioned, I attend living faith church, but we are not pentecostal.

U didn't respond to my plan on changing our hug levels with time.
hahahahahahahaha haha!
Now I'm laughing out loud! And who told you I'm above temptation! Will I feel completely neutral with a closed up hug with you? I don't think sooooo!

But till then, maybe if it happens I would tell you exactly how I feel.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Nigerians Disbelieve T.B Joshua, Chris Okafor's Miracles? See Reasons by postmann: 10:13am On Feb 14, 2016
Acidosis:
Sequence to this thread earlier posted today:
https://www.nairaland.com/2920930/chris-okafor-raises-dead-baby

I've noticed so many Nigerians find it easy to run in droves to witness Bonnke's crusade but whenever they hear a Nigerian Pastor performs a miracle, they open their mouths to utter degrading words about Africa, Nigeria, and anything that belittles the country. They even make some of us who believe in God to look stu.pid. Meanwhile, they will never call Reinhard Bonnke's miracle "staged." It is the same sets of people that will occupy his crusade ground to see the International German Evangelist. We attend because he's WHITE?

I really want to know why our people act the way they do. Can't we limit this slave mentality to trade? Must we showcase these attitudes on religious discourses?

If you do not believe, keep quiet and allow their followers hail their OWN. Africa is not the only continent where people serve God. The biggest Church in the world is in South Korea (not Nigeria). Korea is still a developed country with globally acceptable hardwares! They have the biggest church in the world few metres away from the country's National Assembly. Ours is in Mowe, Ogun state, several miles away from Abuja.

Winners Chapel or RCCG in Nigeria, as opposed to what some want us to believe, is not the reason for our poor infrastructure and poor leadership. We are backward because we are backward mentally.

This is a sound warning to intellectual handicaps who always attribute our economic, social and technological woes to Religion, Christianity in particular.

Let's stop this public display of SHAME, please!
Now be blessed OP for your soundness. I like your style. You said it like it is, without falling into the trap of the sin of insult. And yet you were hard.
You mixed your religious standing with political awareness in a flawless sync.

Now continue being the soldier of your CREATOR and may HE continue to bless you and accord you more wisdom.
Christianity EtcRe: Dealing With Misconceptions : Do We Receive Mansions In Heaven? Errmmm by postmann: 10:05am On Feb 14, 2016
dalaman:
Confusion galore. This is my problem with all religions, just yesterday I saw some muslims on TV debating about what God really meant by a verse in the Koran. In christianity the confusion is much worse. If the bible is the word of a God that truly wants people to know him, his intention and his message then why didn’t such a God cause the bible to be written in a language that can never be misinterpreted, or forged by any human being, a language that does not need any holy man to translate it for people, a language that even a child in any country can read it on his own and quickly comprehend it?

The multiplication table can’t be forged, or tampered with without someone quickly spotting the flaw, any child anywhere in the world can comprehend this table in a few hours, yet the same can’t be said about the bible/quran that is said to be God’s word for mankind on how to know him and interact with him. If man with his puny brain could devise such an accurate system as the multiplication table, that is beneficial to entire world and every human on earth can agree to this system, then surely the alleged supreme being that created the universe can do much better than these antiquated books of lies, contradictions, superstitions, and myth that we call the bible and quran. See christians here falling over themselves trying to explain to each other what ancient Jewish mythology is all about. Funny people.
That's why I'm less active on Christian topics. They leave out the grain and focus on chaff, thereby bringing to ridicule the works and intension of GOD.

Christians open themselves up to debate, trying to prove what doesn't really matter in our earthly sojourn.

Love, peace, repentance, forgiveness and fear of the LORD is the grain, all others can wait till when the time is ripe.
Like Apostle Paul said, we only know in part, but face to face we will see and know everything.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 9:33am On Feb 14, 2016
firstEVA:
with time you get the full warm hug cheesy Good night
You should be back from the church service? Baptist? Anglican? Methodist? Catholic?
Happy valentine's day.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 11:14pm On Feb 13, 2016
lezz:
Still more lame attempts to wipe your shiit-stained ass. I knew you will descend to this level, denying the obvious.

Why cc-ing yourself? Your very last post you spelt your Darkenedrebel moniker in full, so why repeat it if not for vain attempt at sounding convincing.

And you're going to follow this ruse up by logging in with your Darkenedrebel rebel account to spew some crab, to prove what's so clear.and that's when I'll unlease hell on you and bruise you all over nairaland streets.

Fagrebel the IDIOTIC ,loathsome, sufferer of delusions of grandeur and persecution.


Put me to shame, I dare you, what is your main moniker you claimed is banned? Prove it here. Tactless, Halfwitted, fatheaded cuckoo.


Concentrate on getting your little life out of the debris of jealousy, insecurity and self-loath. Your life hasn't even begun and you are already ruining it with squabbles.

Rap has no future, neither does fine artistry. Your pattern of diction is pure obfuscation of the language. You use formal words when you're making everyday conversations. Because your entire existence is marked by the need to impress your imaginary on-lookers.

You allowed your physical diminution spread into your soul and spirit and you have become paranoia personified, feeling you have to bully or attack someone to gain attention and approval.

You created fake female accounts(hello Sharon) and wooed yourself here to give the false impression you're sought after.

Your demency has earned you a front row seat for the synagogue and I hope T.B Joshua could stand your raging insecurities and self- generated demonds of insufficiency.


Concentrate on schooling, or get a skill acquisition and your life will unfold nicely. Nairaland won't offer you much, it has added to your mess already.

I'm done with schooling and earn a modest living so I can afford fooling around here.

You have to lie to your parents to get internet data and use your feeding stipends to do your plagiarised audio cyphers.

You haven't defined your life or future yet and have never earned a kobo to support your existence.

Your life is still in deficit and not all the money in the CBN will redeem your mental and economic deficiency.

Be a nice kid and start preoccupying your mind with earning a degree or acquisition instead of being an internet nuisance, bickering like rabid dog.
Can I scold you without scolding him too?
I like telling it as it is, but this is pure murder!
You have to be gentle in your brutality.

Now I'm walking away from this thread before the cops come in and charge me for being an accessory to murder!

Postman don't want no trouble!
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
a deeper life hug to you grin
Hehehehehe! Must I go to bed with a cracked rib? grin
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 10:39pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
lol @ valentine tree

I'm sure I will be here, he may be too busy with every one else but me undecided
Well, I have decided not to give a flying fvck, that way, everyone is happy. undecided

I want you to do a thread on whether love covers all in a relationship, I will love to read your view on it. I would have asked for your opinion here, but I think you will do more justice to the topic if it's a thread, what do you think dear?
It's a fine and very interesting topic. I'll give it a go, but my problem is time. I still have a pending topic on lust that for lack of time haven't been able to conclude.
But I'll give it a go. Or at worse we can talk about it on this thread.

Hehehehe!
Don't let that bother you if he eventually turn out like that.
You're the sun he can't shade no matter how hard he tries.

A wonderful night sleep to you, favourite one.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 9:38pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
I will go to church in the morning, then see what's going to happen in the evening for valentine cheesy

I hope my e sweetim has plans for me. And you too.
Hehehehe!
I'm sure he does. I'll check you up as usual and if you haven't been carried away to the topmost part of the valentine tree, lucky me.

Or I'll simply catch you when you're back.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 9:07pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
You can strike the truth a little harder on their heads, that won't be bad thing I assure you.

Awwwww, missed you too dear. I truly like this side of you. Sweet.
hahahaha!
OK. Maybe next time I'll consider it.
What's your plan for church tomorrow?
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 7:34pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
long story, a part of it is my battery died, I had to allow it charge fully.

I see you have finally descended into the arena of conflict by putting that liliputian in his place grin

Go postman! Go postman!!

Very soon, your name will be included in the list of Nairaland E warriors aka slayers grin
All you need now is to add some Brutality.
grin
My faith won't allow for insults. I just say it like it is, making the truth hurt. And that's for those I find extremely irritating.

OK. I want to publicly admit I missed you today! Hope I won't get into trouble with anyone for that?
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
hahaha
I sleep early, but get to wake up mid night, then go back to sleep, is that weird?
Not weird, favourite one! Where have you been?
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Butcher Man In Enugu State: Graphic Pics by postmann: 5:05pm On Feb 13, 2016
[quote author=mandax post=42892374][/quote]Very true. But the south has to come together against this evil.

This is far more serious than bokoharam. Even some middlebelt states who has been seriously devastated by the bunch of savages may even join the coalition.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Butcher Man In Enugu State: Graphic Pics by postmann: 4:35pm On Feb 13, 2016
The real cowards are the state governors who ought to take action. There is nothing stopping them from taking a decisive action, like allocating a designated place for fulani herdsmen to graze their cows, anyone who strays from such designated spot has broken the law, and punished accordingly. Or create other measures to stop this horror.

Trust me the northern governors will not wait for the centre to act if they were at the receiving end. Just a burnt mosque at Onitsha, and all the northern governors held a closed door meeting.

This is a serious problem! Where are the 17 southern governors?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2016
DarthSidious:
haha Am darkenedrebel? you got this one wrong and U Re looking very idiotic because U have no idea how wrong U are. so I make my own list and dat makes me a ghostie. becos i didnt include ur name? arent u a lil bit insecure? i have been on this site long enough mister. i only got banned and it's none of ur concern. so becos am using a new account doesnt mean am a ghostie. its better you pan out whateva with whoever U're beefing wit by quotin him and resolving it than including me in this childish foolishness. i dont hav energy for blowin oyinbo on nairaland. just minding ma business as usual. so i suggest U do the same. for the last time dont involve me in Ur foolishness as U will be ignored BYE.
ATTORNEY FOR THE PROSECUTING TEAM:

Did you notice the fingerprints match? Exactly one and the same person he denies. They both claim they don't have time but keep showing up.

And the writing, same lame and mechanically forced.

JUDGE VERDICT : With all the evidence at my disposal, I sentence you for interference in human activities, and trying to remedy your butchered "darkened" personality in a GHOSTLY form.

Guilty as charged!
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:12pm On Feb 13, 2016
lezz:
Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression.
Another Matador move to pin her down!

grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 2:57pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
Are you related to Leslie?? The famous pusssy poacher!! ? cheesycheesy
Not really. A 16th cousin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 2:03pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
U won't dare leave your sis with lezz for 10mins bro gringrin
grin
Hahahahahahaha! True . Only that my sisters are taboo for him. Blood forbids. But that guy is on rampage! Like a bull on the loose!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 1:46pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
This ashawo don start again gringrin
grin
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 12:21pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
kiss
Already awake, but thanks dear.
Your sleep pattern!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 12:19pm On Feb 13, 2016
DarthSidious:
U hav serious issues bro. and pls refrain from quoting this account. thanks
Ghosts shouldn't write back. Except of course they have unfinished business in their failed earthly lives.

Stop haunting yourself.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by postmann: 11:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
..
Goodnight and sleep like the princess you are!
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann:
DarthSidious:
smh
What can be worse than a fellow who denied himself,
Denied his image, denied his photo
And claimed a false root/heritage,
Denying his black and African root?
It's a soul who has lost all sense of shame and pride.
A soul whose problem is deeper than an identity crisis.
And enemy to his ownself.
A soul whose place on the surface of the earth never existed.
RomanceRe: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 8:14pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
ok, let's drop it, I can't beat you at this cheesy
hahahahahahahaha! OK.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann:
DarthSidious:
In no particular order:

1. TV01
2. coogar
3. Darkenedrebel
4. Larrysun
5. Tonyebarcanista
DarthSidious, why not tell us who you are! Your profile suggests you're a ghost of one of the 5 nominees you suggested.



And I know a fame-craver who suffers identity crisis when I see one. He hides in the middle, afraid of the sunlight, like a vampire, he changes with the shadows.
Reveal yourself and step out from your shattered persona!
RomanceRe: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:52pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
many other ways my dear grin, you ehn! hahahahahah hahahahah
Ok. Like a good example? Let's hear one from you!
RomanceRe: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:30pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
grin you are very good with descriptions.
Hahahahahahaha! You may be right. But how else could I have described it without sounding provocative sexually?
RomanceRe: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:09pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
the boldened got me laughing grin
Why? Was it the way I said it?
It's one of the very worst cases of an indecently dressed woman.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 7:00pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
Delusions of grandeur!!!
Wow! Was that french or Ameriki? Well, I hope Mr Bawo will understand that when he pays you a visit.

I just gave your address. The one in Delta State. Expect a rap on your door.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you.
Now Mr Bawo, who has been searching for you for over a decade over the missing corn in the school farm store, must be told you are back in town for a brief leave. You must go to jail for this insult.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!
The next time you'll ever cancel my comment before quoting me, will be the last time you come to nairaland with big sounding words.

I will put a stop to your ability to speak sweet English.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:10pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!
Come on! Fight me!

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