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lezz:
You're boring at this. Stop trying to sound funny. Don't you have a sermon to preach to us?

Now you crossed 2 lines now I'm gonna kill ya! Call your peeps here on NL. They should all be a witness as I slam the great troll, lezz' back hard on the floor. It's going to vibrate bad!

Do you remember Mr Bawo?

firstEVA:
this should be it.

So if you admire a sexy lady it's already unfaithfulness? Come on postmann

Firstly, let's begin with your choice of word 'sexy'. This is a demeaning word. Proper word: beautiful. Describing someone as sexy cast them as a sex object, f***able, good for sex only or primarily.

So when someone dresses sexy, to be appreciated for her body parts and curves , she debase herself. And anyone who admires someone in a sexy way is actually admiring her as good for sex. Meaning the eyes of the admirer has traveled through all the erotic zones of the object of admiration.
This is called lust! And it's unfaithfulness if the person is in a committed relationship.

There are innocent ways in admiring a beautiful woman, by looking at her face and not thinking dirty. Not admiring her backside, bobs or thighs.

But I admit that because of the cultural decay of the 21st century, the first thing you see in a woman these days is her hip and backside, and worse, the area where her thighs come together. Because they lost their dress sense with tight pants and short body-hug tops and hawk their figures instead of their brains.

But still the standard doesn't change. Lust is Lust.

firstEVA:
hahahaha, why are we going back and forth dear postmann?

Hahaha! We are going back and forth because you are cleverly attractive!

But I've given you the answer long before this thread/post. ...In relationship, i'm conservative.

firstEVA:
a confirmation

Ok. You're honest! And I think that is one of your strongest virtues and attraction.
What was it you deciphered so I may either confirm or dismiss?

firstEVA:
I am a very lazy reader, I want things spelt out in black and white, so no dearie, I didn't find it.

Hehehehehe hehe!

I won't take that! You're too smart to be a lazy reader.
Hmmm! But truly my line is here, buried in every letter of my post and quotes.
You haven't really looked.
Or you have but just want a comfirmation.

firstEVA:
I am a very lazy reader, I want things spelt out in black and white, so no dearie, I didn't find it.

Hehehehehe hehe!

I won't take that! You're too smart to be a lazy reader.
Hmmm! But truly my line is here, buried in every letter of my post and quotes.
You haven't really looked.
Or you have but just want a comfirmatuon.

Ishilove:
Thank you lezz, for including me in your subjective phrasemaker's list.

If you think I am all those unflattering adjectives which you have described me with, well then, that is most unfortunate because it shows how little you know this moniker.

For every dickhead that says shyte about me, there are 100 who think differently so I am not moved by the inconsequential rants of a few trolls who got banned for breaking the rules which I was hired to enforce.

I will never be a mod again because I left for personal reasons which a few nairalanders are privy to, but in my next life, I will follow the same pattern, and even do more now that I know the level of bile and insanity that fuels certain nairalanders who have nothing better to do than to follow me around and spew the same stinking garbage that comes out of their anus each time they pull down their dirty boxers down.

Sticks and stones, tools... it will be a cold day in hell the day I give a flying fvck what faceless internet scums think about me.

Cayo naro


*unfollows thread*

Hmmm lezz!

You've struck a cord here!
Now you've put her on the defensive.

Well, not like I ever knew her or got banned by her, but I got all the bellows of complaints against her.

But now, I think those bellows were cries for justice.

firstEVA:
should I go grab porpcorn and coke or what?

The great and revered troll only has 2 more lines to cross.

lezz:
Alright, white-troll, you've had your moment, you can quietly drag your hands out of your keyboard and lift it towards your nose.......you perceive the stench? Beleive me, it oozes through this platform and its choking me.

Why don't you learn to unfuck yourself properly for once.

I dont have keyboards to type on. It's like you want a fight from me.

Have I told you I normally grant you 3 false move per day? You just used 1.
Now 2 more false move from you, and I'm gonna make the great lezz cry.

lezz:
To troll you out of nairaland of course

You forget quickly just who I am, great troll. I will come and fight you with weapons which you have no defence against.

lezz:
You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.

And who wants to be an expert and established nairalander?
Or make your list? You are lucky you're a good writer. You just opened your chest for my bombardment. But alas, you're good in writing and qualify to grade good writers here on NL.

But don't take that as a white flag from me. One more false move from ya.....

lezz:
You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.

I wasn't talking about myself, you troll. I meant number (5).

Now you made me spill it. Crazy troll.

lezz:
Hehehehe, I want to top the list of witty trolls

Why would you want that?

JackBizzle:
You have an interesting OP despite the subjectivity of the topic.


What criteria did you use to generate the list of the "phrasemakers"?

Was it the content of their posts?
The length of their posts?
Whether they used big words?

Gbamm!

At 419pm. Let's put the OP on the hot seat. Now answer the qst.

lezz:
What if Rule 21 were to be enforced by Moderators?

No one has ever got the stick for breaking that rule yet. I suspect rule 21 is more of an advisory and preferential imploration to grace posts with standard English than the need to keep nuisance out of threads.


But still, Some Nairalanders have taken the pain and effort to write in an enthralling manner with certain panache and precision. Their literary efforts and phraseology draped in all shades of styles are as different as their personalities.

These nairalanders either have the innateness to write in an attention-grabbing way or they slogged to develop their writing proficiency which often entertains me more than the message they seek to convey.

I have selected 10 nairlanders whose pennings have served and entertained my mental perceptions for the entire duration of my nairaland stay. I beleive good writing is a mark of superior breeding and peerage .


I should point that their entire posts/threads are not without some gramatical blemish (As are mine or anyone else's) which is to be expected given the nature associated with writing on an online platform like this; most posts are done on mobile gadgets in between daily routine of work or studies, and always with swinging epinephrine and emotional reflections.

There is little moment for proof-reading and even less for aloofness in critical appraisals for grammatical marrings.

Seasoned, professional writers have the time of luxury and materials to have their scriptings error-proofed either by themselves or professionals. No such luxury is availed a nairalander who writes post and threads in real-time and often with emotional attachments.


The top 10 phrasemakers in my subjective conclusion to have graced Nairaland in recents times are --- in the order of hierarchy:


1.. TV01 . ( Rich in clever placement of everyday words
and has a varied stock of simple and
sophisticated vocabulary)



2.. TheSonofmark (Word-generator, clever use of
compound words in depicting
situations)


3... Mizmycoli ( good narrator and logical in
composition)


4... Ishilove ( prudish and sanctimonious but a
good writer still)



5.... Mindfulness ( philosophically to the left but a
a brillaint wordsmith, argumenta-
tive still)



6..... Tonyebacarnista ( A prose specialist)

7......

8.....

9......

10......

There are a couple of Moderators who actually deserve the cut, but I do not want to expose this thread to the risk of being perceived as an attempt to kiss up to any moderator, especially after being the subject of many bans I consider ridiculous.

Hmmm! I see you took my advice on number ( ), since you considered leaving out the occupier for holding a view contrary to yours.

If you had done like you threatened , I would have come after you with my stick.

By the way, you came up to my thread, had a passing glance and went as quietly as you came.
If you ain't gonna comment on my thread, then don't visit.

@ishilove, you seem to act out the very adjectives the OP qualified you with. By the way, you re not the person in the empty bracket.

sinequanon:
Not anything.

Anything more than flirting is off limits.

All I am saying is that, unlike for most men, flirting can act as a release valve for women. They don't actually take it any further. It just helps them with confidence in themselves.

But, if you shut off the valve, it can suddenly explode, and she will cheat.

So, it is counterproductive to be a control freak.

Now you've drawn a line! And I respect it.

firstEVA:
i dont consider any online love or romance as unfaithfulness though

whats your line?

Didn't I suspect that would come?
Well, my line is hidden deep in this post and all my comments here.
Try and look and tell me if you find it.

sinequanon:
I can see why some Nigerian relationships become dysfunctional when the couple moves abroad to the US or UK. All this control freakery becomes much harder, and folk end up doing things that wind them up in jail.

You are with a woman. A woman is attracted to men. That is her biology and psychology. No amount of control freakery is going to change it. So you'd better learn how to live with it.

It is better to allow your woman to flirt and dress the way she wants!

The reactions and compliments will make her more self-assured.

If she is the multiple partners type, you will know early and she will soon be gone, because you have given her plenty of rope to express herself. Let her go.

If she is the loyal type, her confidence will strengthen her loyalty, because the loyal types only cheat when they need validation or have become bored.

So, going with the flow of what a woman does naturally, is a win-win situation. She will be happy, she will be loyal, and you will be happy. Or..

she will be gone EARLY, and you will be happy and grateful.

Quite some liberal point of view. Everyone's opinion is welcome.
So are you saying in your relationship with your significant other, anything goes?

firstEVA:
postmann, its a tough one

I thought so. But there is a line for everyone. Some can draw a line for their significant other and draw a different line for themselves.

But it's a question that help us know eachother better.

skarlett:
Really?

Or are you not? I presumed that whatever birthed the idea of your comment is healthy enough to instill an above average moral standard in you.

skarlett:
I draw mine right from his affiliation with females who are non-family members

Your comment got me laughing for the matter of fact way you stated your opinion.

I think you're uncorrupted and untouched by the 21st century moral decay.

firstEVA, come have your say.

ATMC:
You don't stop living because you are loving. Where to draw the line on unfaithfulness should be based on your vow. Did you vow to have intimacy. with only him/her, then if you do otherwise, you are being unfaithful.


Did you promise to chat with only him/her, share secret with only him/her, kiss only him/her then do not do otherwise for you will be rightly accused of not being faithful to ur vow.


I won't consider my partner's admiration of another as an act of unfaithfulness because he didn't promise to admire me alone. I feel pain though that he admires another but instead of charging him with unfaithfulness, I will deal with the jealousy in me.


I expect he understands this.

Largely true. But there are different kinds of admiration. A sexual admiration (lust) in this case, I, in my own opinion considers it unfaithful.

And of course there is righteous jealousy; A right to be jealous when what truly belongs to you, or what you are entitled to is being given to another.

Smellymouth:
She can't just start having sex with the opposite sex.. it starts with the hugging, flirting, dates etc

True. But you haven't drawn a line yet.
Where is your own line, hugging, flirting?
Which action from your significant other will you deem unfaithful?

Like what constitutes and indecent dress, people's opinion differs. There isn't a straight definitely line.
opinions seem to vary.
While almost all (if not all) people agree that public nudity is unacceptable, there is divers opinions to what what constitute an indecent dress.

Some conservatives would outrightly condemn any kind of pants/trousers for women, some liberals feel it's OK for ladies to put on pants as long as they're having a top long enough to cover their thigh regions. The preferences vary even further.

But where would you as an individual draw the line of unfaithfulness? What actions would you consider an act of unfaithfulness by your significant other?

Most of us probably would agree sex is a red card.
But what about other actions? Like hugging, flirting, kissing, online chats, fantasising, sharing personal secret, dates, going out for lunch with the opposite sex, and of course sex?

Where would you draw the line of unfaithfulness?

Is your significant other aware where your line of unfaithfulness is drawn? Does he/she know the detail of your interactions and activities with the opposite sex?
Would it be awkward if he/she knows?

Please candidly share your thoughts on this faceless platform where your own line of unfaithfulness is.

...but you're strong.
light as a feather
yet indestructable.
who can thread in your footsteps
where the road is transparent
like an ocean covered in ice?
Not the weak in their roaring facade
Who make up for their fears and shortfalls
But humble in your feelings
Gentle in persuation,
Transparent like the innocence of the morning,
You're firstEVA

firstEVA:
I decided to be the bigger person, and it made be feel better actually. Then I got some good news from home.

You've always been the bigger person and it's good you're walking in your own giant strides. What took you this long?
Now that's some good news!!!
Congrats for the good news at home!

#crisismanageress

firstEVA:
what do you want to hear hahahahaha

What triggered it and how you're managing it.

firstEVA:
I have been fine, feeling fly actually.

Tell me more!

firstEVA:
Where have you been all day? You should at least peep in once in a while.

Don't mind me, my favourite. Thought I could be free for a peep. But that wasn't to be.
My day was tight.
But a little free now. A lot freer in about half an hour.

How have you been?

firstEVA I'll say goodnight now. Sleep tight.

Chat tomorrow.
Your Sparrow needs you

firstEVA:
people will learn from his teachings on how to make love without being selfish, it can help in marriage
why don't you look at it from that angle dear postman?

At first I suspected you were wise and smart
Then I knew first hand that you are.
So I know you know better.

Porn is Porn whether in a movie form or in a narrative literature.
There is no good in it.
There are safe ways to learn the act of loving making.Not in a theatre full of perverts who came to arouse each other and talk dirty.