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Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2016
DarthSidious:
haha Am darkenedrebel? you got this one wrong and U Re looking very idiotic because U have no idea how wrong U are. so I make my own list and dat makes me a ghostie. becos i didnt include ur name? arent u a lil bit insecure? i have been on this site long enough mister. i only got banned and it's none of ur concern. so becos am using a new account doesnt mean am a ghostie. its better you pan out whateva with whoever U're beefing wit by quotin him and resolving it than including me in this childish foolishness. i dont hav energy for blowin oyinbo on nairaland. just minding ma business as usual. so i suggest U do the same. for the last time dont involve me in Ur foolishness as U will be ignored BYE.
ATTORNEY FOR THE PROSECUTING TEAM:

Did you notice the fingerprints match? Exactly one and the same person he denies. They both claim they don't have time but keep showing up.

And the writing, same lame and mechanically forced.

JUDGE VERDICT : With all the evidence at my disposal, I sentence you for interference in human activities, and trying to remedy your butchered "darkened" personality in a GHOSTLY form.

Guilty as charged!
grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 3:12pm On Feb 13, 2016
lezz:
Sensual and icy? That's a tempting and enticing combination. I would just love to melt all those ice in my bed if she will become earthly for once. She has a kind of compelling beauty that she hides under her steel expression.
Another Matador move to pin her down!

grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 2:57pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
Are you related to Leslie?? The famous pusssy poacher!! ? cheesycheesy
Not really. A 16th cousin grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 2:03pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
U won't dare leave your sis with lezz for 10mins bro gringrin
grin
Hahahahahahaha! True . Only that my sisters are taboo for him. Blood forbids. But that guy is on rampage! Like a bull on the loose!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 1:46pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
This ashawo don start again gringrin
grin
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by postmann: 12:21pm On Feb 13, 2016
firstEVA:
kiss
Already awake, but thanks dear.
Your sleep pattern!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 12:19pm On Feb 13, 2016
DarthSidious:
U hav serious issues bro. and pls refrain from quoting this account. thanks
Ghosts shouldn't write back. Except of course they have unfinished business in their failed earthly lives.

Stop haunting yourself.
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by postmann: 11:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
..
Goodnight and sleep like the princess you are!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann:
DarthSidious:
smh
What can be worse than a fellow who denied himself,
Denied his image, denied his photo
And claimed a false root/heritage,
Denying his black and African root?
It's a soul who has lost all sense of shame and pride.
A soul whose problem is deeper than an identity crisis.
And enemy to his ownself.
A soul whose place on the surface of the earth never existed.
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 8:14pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
ok, let's drop it, I can't beat you at this cheesy
hahahahahahahaha! OK.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann:
DarthSidious:
In no particular order:

1. TV01
2. coogar
3. Darkenedrebel
4. Larrysun
5. Tonyebarcanista
DarthSidious, why not tell us who you are! Your profile suggests you're a ghost of one of the 5 nominees you suggested.



And I know a fame-craver who suffers identity crisis when I see one. He hides in the middle, afraid of the sunlight, like a vampire, he changes with the shadows.
Reveal yourself and step out from your shattered persona!
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:52pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
many other ways my dear grin, you ehn! hahahahahah hahahahah
Ok. Like a good example? Let's hear one from you!
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:30pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
grin you are very good with descriptions.
Hahahahahahaha! You may be right. But how else could I have described it without sounding provocative sexually?
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 7:09pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
the boldened got me laughing grin
Why? Was it the way I said it?
It's one of the very worst cases of an indecently dressed woman.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 7:00pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
Delusions of grandeur!!!
Wow! Was that french or Ameriki? Well, I hope Mr Bawo will understand that when he pays you a visit.

I just gave your address. The one in Delta State. Expect a rap on your door.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you.
Now Mr Bawo, who has been searching for you for over a decade over the missing corn in the school farm store, must be told you are back in town for a brief leave. You must go to jail for this insult.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!
The next time you'll ever cancel my comment before quoting me, will be the last time you come to nairaland with big sounding words.

I will put a stop to your ability to speak sweet English.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:10pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!
Come on! Fight me!
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 6:06pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
You're boring at this. Stop trying to sound funny. Don't you have a sermon to preach to us?
Now you crossed 2 lines now I'm gonna kill ya! Call your peeps here on NL. They should all be a witness as I slam the great troll, lezz' back hard on the floor. It's going to vibrate bad!

Do you remember Mr Bawo?
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 6:02pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
this should be it.

So if you admire a sexy lady it's already unfaithfulness? Come on postmann
Firstly, let's begin with your choice of word 'sexy'. This is a demeaning word. Proper word: beautiful. Describing someone as sexy cast them as a sex object, f***able, good for sex only or primarily.

So when someone dresses sexy, to be appreciated for her body parts and curves , she debase herself. And anyone who admires someone in a sexy way is actually admiring her as good for sex. Meaning the eyes of the admirer has traveled through all the erotic zones of the object of admiration.
This is called lust! And it's unfaithfulness if the person is in a committed relationship.

There are innocent ways in admiring a beautiful woman, by looking at her face and not thinking dirty. Not admiring her backside, bobs or thighs.

But I admit that because of the cultural decay of the 21st century, the first thing you see in a woman these days is her hip and backside, and worse, the area where her thighs come together. Because they lost their dress sense with tight pants and short body-hug tops and hawk their figures instead of their brains.

But still the standard doesn't change. Lust is Lust.
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 5:46pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
hahahaha, why are we going back and forth dear postmann?
Hahaha! We are going back and forth because you are cleverly attractive!

But I've given you the answer long before this thread/post. ...In relationship, i'm conservative.
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
a confirmation grin
Ok. You're honest! And I think that is one of your strongest virtues and attraction.
What was it you deciphered so I may either confirm or dismiss?
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 5:27pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
I am a very lazy reader, I want things spelt out in black and white, so no dearie, I didn't find it.
Hehehehehe hehe!

I won't take that! You're too smart to be a lazy reader.
Hmmm! But truly my line is here, buried in every letter of my post and quotes.
You haven't really looked.
Or you have but just want a comfirmation.
Romance › Re: Where Do You Draw The Line Of Unfaithfulness? by postmann(op): 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
I am a very lazy reader, I want things spelt out in black and white, so no dearie, I didn't find it.
Hehehehehe hehe!

I won't take that! You're too smart to be a lazy reader.
Hmmm! But truly my line is here, buried in every letter of my post and quotes.
You haven't really looked.
Or you have but just want a comfirmatuon.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 5:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
Ishilove:
Thank you lezz, for including me in your subjective phrasemaker's list.

If you think I am all those unflattering adjectives which you have described me with, well then, that is most unfortunate because it shows how little you know this moniker.

For every dickhead that says shyte about me, there are 100 who think differently so I am not moved by the inconsequential rants of a few trolls who got banned for breaking the rules which I was hired to enforce.

I will never be a mod again because I left for personal reasons which a few nairalanders are privy to, but in my next life, I will follow the same pattern, and even do more now that I know the level of bile and insanity that fuels certain nairalanders who have nothing better to do than to follow me around and spew the same stinking garbage that comes out of their anus each time they pull down their dirty boxers down.

Sticks and stones, tools... it will be a cold day in hell the day I give a flying fvck what faceless internet scums think about me. wink wink wink

Cayo naro wink


*unfollows thread*
Hmmm lezz!

You've struck a cord here!
Now you've put her on the defensive.

Well, not like I ever knew her or got banned by her, but I got all the bellows of complaints against her.

But now, I think those bellows were cries for justice.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 5:07pm On Feb 12, 2016
firstEVA:
should I go grab porpcorn and coke or what?
The great and revered troll only has 2 more lines to cross.
grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:55pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
Alright, white-troll, you've had your moment, you can quietly drag your hands out of your keyboard and lift it towards your nose.......you perceive the stench? Beleive me, it oozes through this platform and its choking me.

Why don't you learn to unfuck yourself properly for once. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I dont have keyboards to type on. It's like you want a fight from me.

Have I told you I normally grant you 3 false move per day? You just used 1.
Now 2 more false move from you, and I'm gonna make the great lezz cry.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
To troll you out of nairaland of course
You forget quickly just who I am, great troll. I will come and fight you with weapons which you have no defence against. grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:34pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.
And who wants to be an expert and established nairalander?
Or make your list? You are lucky you're a good writer. You just opened your chest for my bombardment. But alas, you're good in writing and qualify to grade good writers here on NL.

But don't take that as a white flag from me. One more false move from ya..... grin
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:24pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
You aren't qualified. With just 2 threads and a handful of posts, you're still a meandering Nairalander who is yet to be fully anchored.
I wasn't talking about myself, you troll. I meant number (5).

Now you made me spill it. Crazy troll.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:23pm On Feb 12, 2016
lezz:
Hehehehe, I want to top the list of witty trolls grin grin grin
Why would you want that?
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by postmann: 4:20pm On Feb 12, 2016
JackBizzle:
You have an interesting OP despite the subjectivity of the topic.


What criteria did you use to generate the list of the "phrasemakers"?

Was it the content of their posts?
The length of their posts?
Whether they used big words?
Gbamm!

At 419pm. Let's put the OP on the hot seat. Now answer the qst.

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