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Collecting tithe is not a.sin. Not paying what is due to the govt is a sin.

Give into ceaser......... says the holy book.

paulolee:
I know BT I still to tink wit dt strong performance yesterday, bailey would continue to start even if maguire returns n dts my point..
I dnt even see the need or influence of dt lazy maguire in dt team, or is it bcox he is British??
dt new incoming coach wont take such bcoz he demands more from his man n he can bench anybody he choses even if its cr7..
dis is d reason I said a coach like pep n conte cnt coach dis united bcox its seems coaches in dt united have less control or power maybe bcoz of fergie or d board making decisions

You have cleared youth doubt by yourself. He will continue to play because he is British. He will continue to play because of the price tag. He will continue to play because of the British press.
The only prayer is that the in- coming coach is not intimidated by the British press. He expressed his doubt about shaw in an interview he granted in 2019 even when he had not dreamt about getting the Man U job. Let us just be wait and see.

paulolee:
DTS his opinion..big thumbs up to carrick for starting both sancho n dt bailey in dt game bcox i never expected such
Sancho got d only goal n baily had a wonderful game n I pray e keeps his shirt
united fans should get used to such surprises bcoz dt new rangnick is a master tactician n his tactical brilliance dnt support predictability...
I keep telling people dt a pep dt I know is incharge of dis squad, he wont keep starting cr7 in big games after he went silent against Leicester, Liverpool, city n even Watford...

Carrick deserves no kudos for playing Baily. Situation forced him to play him due to Maguire' s red card. Ole never had the guts to bench him and the Carrick your are praising now isn't part of the Ole set- up.
Baily WOULD NEVER have played the match if maguire is available.

Kriss216:
Nigerians and titles

Smh

Exactly.

And the only thing they need it for is to harass, intimidate and bamboozle others.

You start program 3 months ago and you don dey ask of title.

FLYFIRE:
Which position is your own father. You people think you will remain there forever?

Actually whenever the accuse some people of being 30k paid agents on this platform, I always think those making the accusations are being mischievous. Now I know.
Thanks for your comment.

Rexwalters1:
If you Father was a quarter man of the President, you wouldn’t have been on Nairaland lamenting.

Accept my sympathies.
Sooner than later, after your servitude with Mohammodu Buhari, you will transfer your service to Yussuf Buhari.

I do not fancy exchanging banters on Nairaland. Take this as a privilege.

kaymart:
Who is Buhari?
I want to be enlightened

Specialist in Failure----- Jose Maurinho.

donbachi:
Him go still tell dem to intensify again,next year.

Next year too far.
He will tell them the same thing next month with another grammatical wording. Maybe crush, decimate, extinguish, neutralize......
It is a monthly affair.

I have said it before, that man will fail even as a mai-guard.

amnesty7:

I thought Ronaldo would solve all their problems.

It is only a neophyte like you that will think a single player will solve the problem of a team.

Atimes, trying to be cheeky may likely reveal the stupidity in you.

After coming back from.school on a particular day, this conversation ensued between my son and I

Son: Daddy, how old are you? ( Immediately I know there is trouble)
Me: Why did you ask?
Son: Tobi told me his daddy is 40. years old
Me: So what now happened?
Son: Then, David said is daddy is 50 years old.
Me: What did you now say?
Son: I told them you are 99 years old.

Conversation ended. Apparently, he never wanted any age to be higher than his father's.

BiggyB242:
Lol, if Nah by cause Tinubu, Obasanjo and our other politicians don suppose die since. Irony is they are living the best life securing the bag for the yet unborn. Men gat wise up and be street smart.

Even those so called pastor aka motivational speaker they cash out big. I know of a guy who now a prophet if I tell you wetin that guy use people eye see. Now them go call am daddy GO lol.

I totally agree with you.

That is why shouting " God go catch them, God go catch them" does not work again.

Maybe God is even tired of catching evil doers.

In those days, you will write and fail WAEC to an extent that even if you fail to register in a particular year, because you are a regular customer,they will still send you results.

That's what has happened here. Perhaps you are so popular with the loan companies.

There should be colleagues you can get that information from not necessarily Nairaland.

If you spend a week in your place of assignment, this should not be difficult.

No be everything be Nairaland.

nedekid:
Haba
Truelly ingenious.
Never would I have imagined this could be giving an ethnic colouration.

Maybe because you are new on Nairaland.

The number of fools and e- diots on this forum is better imagined.

I can assure you, you ain't seen nothing yet. Social media has democratize stupidity

collinsJn:
Iheanacho Sex Party And Each Time He Scores A Goal,He Did Kneel And Pointing His Hands Towards The Heavens.

He is pointing to the sky. FACT
He is pointing to heaven. DEBATABLE.

Davash222:
Some of y'all have sex before going to work. Condemn yourself first.

If that is the way Messi and Ronaldo have sex daily before going to work, perhaps they may not be where they are today.

It is always good to compare oranges and not an orange to an Apple

Shakara don end oooo.

Na one of our major weapon don fall comot.

BabaIbo:
OP, you are funny.

Your post may be right but you didn't include the most important of them all which is "Have Money."

I'm a living example.

Few years ago when I was a teacher, nobody GAF, i.e greeting me no be by force, but now that I am a businessman and things are making sense, even people wey senior me well well dey genuflect when greeting me.


Someone around me spent app. 6million naira as donation, launching etc during an harvest, bishop and priest go greet am for him place, that was after appreciating him openly as a special announcement in church.

In summary, in a country like Nigeria, as long as you have money, people will respect you.

Very funny.
My guy, pardon the priest and the bishop. If not for the distance POPE himself will go and greet the man.
Bottom line is, in this society you must double your hustle.

BabaIbo:
Honestly, you see money has a way of corrupting a humble mind, although they may not be totally rude or harsh but it(pride/rudeness/harshness due to their riches) will show once in a while.

That's why I said anyone who has money or power and is humble is totally abnormal because that is contrary to the thinkable.

Deborah98:
Okay ... Noted good points though but why do people feel if you don't have money you can't and sometimes won't command respect . Is there any synergy btw respect and money that I don't know. And then what of power and authority. As a young lady I wanna know why power intoxicates and what makes people feel they deserve to be respected simply because they occupy one position somewhere.

Not paying too much attention to or not respecting people who do not have money is a problem in every society but only more pronounced in the african setting because we worship money and the holder of it. In other climes too they respect you if you are loaded too. Go and read the story of the founder of the renowned Stanford University and what made him establish the university.

On the issue of power and authority, that one is more psychological. It's part of the human nature.

That is why I am of the opinion that whoever has either money or power or perhaps both and is humble, that fellow is ABNORMAL.

tuzle:
Waec in Nigeria is full of expo. The schools are more corrupt than apc and pdp. Waec should be scrapped and replaced with jamb or a more competent exam should be introduced.

When some are even saying they should scrap JAMB!

Nigerians with exams Sha!

DeMekus:
At least, we don't celebrate drug mules like people from the brown roof republic.

The zombie above me can use a noose.

You only award them chieftaincy titles like you did to the Ozubulu kingpin.

Xmas is around the corner. Many are coming from India and Indonesia to get titles.

Rickmann:
You make me laugh bro..
What ritual killings has stopped in igboland?

It is the way of self delusions like this that makes them happy. Some call it chest beating but I see it as being delusional. By now you should have known that changing the narratives in every argument is their forte.
When you see thread that talks about the woman pounding children in Onitsha or the man that killed his child for money ritual in Enugu, they always remain silent. Perhaps hiding their shameful faces after opening the thread. Okija has not changed from what it is known for. Neither has Isiala- Ngwa. But , they are more comfortable at trying to get rid of their mosquitoes with deodorants!

Folabifreeman:
Once you attain a certain age, Health check-up is very essential to your daily living.

Rip Sire!

Fact my brother.
Funny enough, people in govt. parastatals like this especially airport where they go home daily with un+imaginable amount of Egunje will prefer to die in the office than take care of their health.

You will think it is because they love the job.

They want to bring another Mumu that Amaju Pikin will be taking cut from his salary.

Like Rohr, like Ole.

ReventifyCV:
More often than not, we learn our biggest lessons the hard way. From realizing that fire burns to experiencing some dazzling electric shocks, our childhood must have taught us many memorable lessons. Well, the corporate world is no different. It handles the ignorant and uninitiated in the same way a candle fire will – e no dey look face or intention. So, from mistakes that can cost you your job to those that can leave you wallowing in debt, you must realize that the corporate world is a place to tread carefully.

Our 12 Biggest Lessons from the Corporate World
1.The value you give is never correlated with the reward you derive
2. Not Making Allies is the Quickest Route to Failure
3. Your Boss and Coworkers Are Not Your Friends
4. You Are in Competition with Everyone, Even Your Boss
5.Long Service Doesn’t Mean a Thing
6. Promotions Are Not Always Tied to Your Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)
7. Always Be Searching (ABS)
8. Be Valuable Yet Replaceable
9. Your Image Can Win You Favors
10. Office Romance Rarely Ends Well
11. Document Very Important Discussions
12. Never Pitch Your Tent with Mediocrity

The best time you will realize the truth in point number 4 is when you leave the organization.

Good points altogether.

Does it mean that if there is no official police quarter for your wife, you will not live?

Move out and prove you are qualified to be a married man.

Miracood2:
What kind of average looking university is this

In the search for the three most stupid comments on Nairaland today, I am happy to inform you that you are in the second position. Presently ahead of you is the fellow who asked whether metal can electrocute someone.

Congratulations. Maybe the fellow that liked your comment will be third.

Wick3:
I'm surprised he has a daughter this young.

He has.twims.that are less than.three years.old.

Baba has not retired from the oza room.

uniquebright:
Very unfortunate. When will Super Eagles of USA 94, Atlanta 1996 and France 98 bounce back?

Unfortunate is an understatement.

Shameful.is the right word.

Super Eagles playing for a draw against Cape Verde.

How did.we.get here Jehovah?

More than any other match, this game.has shown the ineptitude of Rohr.

The other time it was the pitch then it was the flight schedule.

Now what Mr. Rohr and Amaju pikin.