₦airaland Forum

Our striker from Hell.

emmyluizzz:
The way this game has gone, I wonder if Jorginho has been
introduced partly as Designated Penalty Taker?

Copied.from.BBC

Lamasta:
Chelsea next match is........MANCHESTER CITY

Just a reminder

It will be very interesting.
Two OJORO teams of the season so far.
One getting loads of penalty decisions.
The other getting loads of referring decisions.

One for the neutrals to cheer.

DarkJeddi:
How many prayers have you said for your numerous multitude of sins every day?

What makes new year day any special?

Get a grasp of the topic first.

It is about the relevance of the cross over night and not the new year day.
I keep praying for the multitude of my sins daily and only advising Bro. Charly to seize the opportunity of this night to pray for his child hell bent on putting the Oputa name to disrepute.

Oga Charly,
It is an opportunity to seal all your prayers for the year on that your recalcitrant daughter who is hell bent on disgracing you as a lesbian.

Nairalandian:
But why England Engrand no dey allow players rest for this festive season
Matches here and there

Because football is their crude oil and natural gas.

No other resources.

Asour:
Those schools are good but you guys hype schools too much.

Excellent results wherever achieved is largely due to a student's resolve & motivation NOT necessarily a school.

If schools really 'make' a child, why don't they (schools) take responsibility for failures too? )The glory shouldn't exclude the blames.

CU too is a good school but when this boy graduates with flying colours in 5 years time, we'll all attribute his 'success' to CU too right?
Forgetting that he can replicate excellence anywhere else.

Cheers.

Quite surprisingly, Nigerians do not follow trend especially if it has nothing to do with yeyebrities. In 5 years time if and when the guy graduates with a first class, you see people insinuating that CU awards first class indiscriminately. 5 of the top 10 candidates in this year's JAMB applied for private Unis. Simple logic is, garbage in garbage out when in the future they come out with good results.

Vinnie2000:




You are so VERY WRONG!

It is Like you do Not have young Children living around you!

My neighbour's son does most of his Homework with google!
Even when given a Debate topic, he couldn't think of a single point to give! Was asking Google!

Your Argument is so Flawed!

Learn not to generalise when arguing in public. Every child is NOT your neighbor's son for goodness sake.

FWESHVEIN:
LolzZZ. My thoughts exactly!
No matter how brilliant you may be or academically inclined, you can't excell on all subjects or getting 350 in jamb. Haba! The smartest man on earth wrote his entrance examination, he excelled at maths and physics but failed the other subjects.
Bottom line is, there's more to the story than meets the eyes.

The world is leaving you behind.
So, it is impossible to excel in o level and Jamb at the same time? So, if the smartest man on earth failed a subject or more, all human beings must do the same? There is more to meet the eyes when someone scores 350? The others who scored over 340 should be scrutinized too?

Wonders shall never ceases on Nairaland.

Creditalerts:
I don't fancy indomie generation academic performance because Google is helping things seriously now

During your time, the people excelling well had what was helping them. Perhaps you did not bother to ask them. All the same, I will tell you. They were burning midnight oil, were awake when your ilk were snoring and paid no attention to the things that distracted you.
Google or no Google, give it to this generation.

They have been doing that to innocent Nigerians since time immemorial.

HRSweetness:
I'm afraid to say what I don't want to believe. I mean, could it really be true? although I wish I could doubt it but it's becoming significantly apparent that madam Tiwa is an airhead.

I mean if at 40 and with the kind of success she's attained career wise, she still feels the need to seek validation through vain displays such as this, then she is indeed vapid.

Spot on.
You only forgot to add that Tiwa validates the age long philosophy that a fool at forty is a fool forever.

HRSweetness:
Did Chidinma really have a tape? I thought I read her saying she was a virgin?

You thought right.
She belongs to the same virgin group with chidinma ATAGA

grandstar:
I just feel sorry for her little boy. That "leaked tape" scandal will be a snare to the poor boy's life. There will always be that toxic person or never-do-well who will bring the matter up.

Well, what does not kill you. only makes you stronger!

Nobody seem to be looking at that angle, brother.
With an internet that never forgets and children of these days that are soooo poorly trained and foul mouthed, surely, the innocent boy has something waiting for him in the future.

Made an attempt to overtake the Governor's convoy?

Who does that?

Mr. Press secretary, issue another statement after getting your certificate from LIE MOHAMMED.

If you have ever said terrible things in the past when OAU and UNILAG lecturers were reprimanded for similar offences and you are now short of words because of the people involved now, I make bold to say, IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU.

If reading ethnic meaning to acts and immoralities that are common to most Nigerians is your forte, MAY GOD DELIVER YOU.

Just 2 pages since morning. All hail Nairaland. The hypocrisy capital of the world.

dele1727:


When onitsha people talk about how agbero full lagos because of 1 person?

I just laugh....

It is not in their character to mind their own business and seek solutions where they have problem. To them, Lagos is everything.

Go to Aba and you will learn Agbero 101 at it's finest.

andyanders:
You're right. Since the husband stays abroad, could it be that the driver intentionally rammed the SUV, on to the possition where the 3 were seated, in order 2 robb them the dollars on them. From the possion of the view, it looks suspecious.

All these are irrational conjectures.
Why not assume that madam was busy chatting and whatsapping and hence not calling the driver to order?
Why not assume that madam has given driver to get to their destination within a particular time frame?
If you have ever driven a car before, you will know that you can never intentionally ram a vehicle into anything with the aim of killing someone knowing fully well that nothing is guaranteed.

Let to state that your arguments devoid of sentiments.

fineboynl:
RiP. But most they travel. Why can't people learned to stay where they are. We are now in digital age. With video call and money transfer you don't need to go to the village.

Stay were you are and celebrate your Xmas and new year.

Bitter truth Nigerians do not want to hear.
A thousand reasons we have to justify unnecessary journeys.

The truth we don't want to hear is that an average Nigerian road user, be it driver or whatever is extremely reckless, poorly or rarely trained and in a hurry for no just reason.

zikter:
This is it. People build multi million businesses in this country with zero safety and emergency procedures in place. You may not see a single hydrant line there, knowing fully well that public disaster management is a total mess in Nigeria, maybe apart from Lagos. Some urchins here are busy playing ethno polical card. The worst is most of this Nigerian owned businesses will simply prefer to bribe corrupt government officials when cutting corners.

You forgot to add that people build billion naira businesses without any single consideration for Insurance. It will be a real miracle IF that premises is insured. Consider this, even FG and state government properties are not even insured. We do everything with power and political influence.
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Loreettaa:
I may be wrong, but i see these recent slew of market fires as a targeted ploy to ruin igbo owned or at least south east/south south owned businesses.

Suddenly,.South- south has been attached to it.

Ebeano is south east, ok
Next is presumably south east, ok

Give us an example of the.south south to justify the attachment.

Thank you.

Golan007:
Peter Obi.

It could not have been Peter Obi.
The same Peter Obi whose children go about in taxis and public buses because he could not afford to buy them cars?

The same Peter Obi who never took a dime from the till of Anambra state?

The same Peter Obi who is a knight?

No,.It cannot be.

I am surprised the OP just got to know that Nigerians are compassionate people.

When things like this happen, rescuers are never bothered about who is igbo or yoruba. Forget the stupidity of adults in pampers on Nairaland. Nigerians are nice to themselves when the need arises.

Come to think of it, if Nigerians are not compassionate, hunger for don kill beggers finish. Yet those guys are still living.

For as many whose parents served and worshiped peter odili, you have an opportunity to serve his daughter now.

The odili family knows what the judiciary is hence, the desperate need to ensure the daughter keeps their flag flying there.

I may wish to know the experience she has to be qualified as a young judge in the state high court.

Perhaps, having a supreme court justice mother,a former governor father and a retired appeal court judge father- in law.

I remember a journey when I was forced to belong to the 4th group. The prayer warrior.

It was a journey from Warri to Lagos. Seated beside me was an herbalist with all his insigma and paraphernalia of office. Omo, na so speaking in tongues start praying against the agenda of blood drinkers and flesh eaters. By the time we got to Benin, babalawo self tire for me sleep off.

That is the disadvantage of signing a player who has won everything.
Motivation is near zero and nigga is just there to collect his share of the arab largese.

Na dis Kain bonanza game vardy dey like.

He will soon get a penalty and an hat trick.

Sure banker

Ozubulu part 2.

Xmas is here again.

Eriokanmi:
Moyo Lawal was there too. That bootlycious actress. Our gals are ageing now. They're big mamas

But all of them dey claim football age.

[quote author=almsofgold post=108686602]Funke Akindele was a lead actress on that set and she was full of energy. That was some 30yrs ago. Those were the days when TV programs were educative. I need to know was based on challenges kids coming of age were facing, and the questions they asked, especially from their parents, to remedy the situation they were faced with. Nostalgia [/quote do]

Good to know that some people know that the show is at least 30 years old. Plus or minus, you will discover that the early 40 something age funke is claiming is nothing but football age. At least then, she don grow breast.

Grandpa, I hail oo

If this airport is the only achievement of this governor then, he has written his name in gold forever.