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killerman47:
I love it, want mind my wife having one, but in somewhere very concealed like her waist, I'll so love it, it turns me on, seriously...

what gender wld u prefer to make d tatoo for her on her waist?

killerman47:
I love it, want mind my wife having one, but in somewhere very concealed like her waist, I'll so love it, it turns me on, seriously...

what gender wld u prefer tk d tatoo for her on her waist?

Acidosis:
Reason is not farfetched,


How can you tell a woman of 25 years, who has dated and slept with at least 4 men over the years to suddenly stick and settle down with one man (in the name of marriage) till death?

SETTLE DOWN? Really? Can you tell an alcoholic to settle down with 1 bottle after consuming more than 12 bottles daily?


Once its broken, it cannot settle OK. Settle kwa?



It is very easy for those who have 'explored' before marriage to cheat on their husbands. When it comes to issues relating to sexuality, I don't trust anyone, married or not.

but sm said its not good to remain a virgin till marriage

Acidosis:
Reason is not farfetched,


How can you tell a woman of 25 years, who has dated and slept with at least 4 men over the years to suddenly stick and settle down with one man (in the name of marriage) till death?

SETTLE DOWN? Really? Can you tell an alcoholic to settle down with 1 bottle after consuming more than 12 bottles daily?


Once its broken, it cannot settle OK. Settle kwa?



It is very easy for those who have 'explored' before marriage to cheat on their husbands. When it comes to issues relating to sexuality, I don't trust anyone, married or not.

but sm said its not good to remain a virgin till marriage ....

interleukin:
Must you have bridesmaids? For me only a chief bridesmaid would do. It also won't be cool if your husband has groomsmen when you don't have maids to match. So either you both agree to use just a best man and chief bride maid, or start making friends ASAP, or just hire them.

its not compulsory to v bridesmaid. d most important is ur traditional and court wedding.
A friend f mine who got married recently just had church blessing.
t was arranged like D's
did engagement in d morning
after d engagement
Pple were directed to go to d reception while dey changed to dere wedding gown and suit and went to d pastors office with d parent on both side and one friend of d bride and groom and dey signed d marriage , pastor prayed for dem
took pictures
and went to the reception
d wedding was so simple and cute
no wahala, no stress
d marriage is 2 months old now
no paparasi, no dancing into church and all dem preaching in church, and bridestrain wahala
God bless their marriage

OboloMAN:
Someone need to ask airtel the average age to graduate from Nigerian University system.

Spend extra one year waiting to be mobilized for NYSC.
Plus One year post NYSC.

25 ko 25 ni

maybe the job is for the few DT went to private universities cos most graduate at 18 or 19.

stephenponti:
A car was properly parked as directed by security men at a mall (paid parking)
A tree which appeared lively but with rotten root collapsed and fell on the car creating enormous damage.

My question now is who is likely going to bear the loss,

1. The insurance company of the car,
2. The owner of the car park,
3. The insurance company of the parking lot. (if the business is insured or,
4. The car owner

What's your legal opinion on this. I had a hard time trying to figure out the fate of the car pictured below. (happened today)

definitely the tree...from it root to the last leave on it shd b made to pay for damages

Badb0y4lyf:
I have resolve to embark on a walk from lagos to abuja if rokiatu agrees to have a date with me , i will be starting my jorney from oshodi i wana dedicate this to all the NL member and well wishers.

its too short. d distance is very short.

may01:
She looks good

y d exposure of her thighs...smh !

cbrass:
Guys I think we should upload the hair style you will want your wife or girlfriends to do this weekend.

As for me I picked this one. I love to see the middle of my babes hair and I also learnt the hair style is not up to 1000naira Which is economical

lol

lovely

A country where we all know the bad eggs making the country fail in all sector and still we cant do anything about it.

More like the Yoruba adage" agbado inu igo ti di awo moju fa diye"

may God save us speedily

amsoslim:
It use to be so cute and romantic when you cover your girls eyes from behind but nowadays if you just try it,you will clean her eyebrow,her eyeshadow,her eyeliner and even comot eyelashes join.

very funny

Kevinoh:
I have tried to comprehend to no avail the reason why ladies draw their eye brows this way. We all know natural eye brows can never grow to become this form and shape. Whenever I see this on a lady's face, one thing comes to my mind 'Pythagora's theorem' cos they sure look like two inverted right angled triangles backing each other. Smh

lwkm..

Kevinoh:
I have tried to comprehend to no avail the reason why ladies draw their eye brows this way. We all know natural eye brows can never grow to become this form and shape. Whenever I see this on a lady's face, one thing comes to my mind 'Pythagora's theorem' cos they sure look like two inverted right angled triangles backing each other. Smh

lwkm..

Fit2Rule:
I'm so weighted down by my current circumstance that typing lengthenly has become a problem for me. To make the Marathon snappy, I came into money in my mid twenties. Prior to this time, my fiancée of 3years broke up with me because I had no money - that was her excuse. I swore to myself that I wouldn't have anything serious with any woman until I've made money... Luckily, I made money. I was happy... Little did I know that my problems just started. Women started flocking around, professing love. Bottom line is none of the 8 girls so far have been genuine. The pressure from my mom keeps increasing by the day. I don't blame her anyway because I'm her only child. I thought of relocating to another town, pretend to be an average everyday guy but my work is geographically constrained. Has anyone ever been in this situation? What options do I have? I really need to settle down with not just a woman, but the wife. Unfortunately, such people seem to have disappeared from the face of the earth. I need some mature and reasonable advice please. Thank you.

ok

ademega:
Every so often, and Instagram feed comes along that has me going back weeks, looking at all the posts I can muster. When I saw Stephen Brusche's Instagram feed, I knew it would be at least an hour before I came up for air. Though he shares much of his art on his page, he is best known for his banana art, which is, well, exactly what it sounds like.

Using ink and what I imagine to be a very sharp knife, Stephen carves shapes out the skin of the banana, taking great care to not damage the structural integrity of the fruit inside. Then, he uses a pen to fill in an illustration with what is left of the peel. His cutouts are precise and his drawing skills are top notch, and the result of his efforts is, well, bananas.

These are some examples of Stephen's best work. I squealed when I saw my favorite character from The Wire. Can you find him?

1.The Adam & Eve Bananas
2.The Nativity Bananas
3. The Noah's Ark Bananas (Two-By-Two Of Course)
4.The Cutest Banana

Source
http://www.lifebuzz.com/banana-artist/?utm_source=pm&utm_medium=trending-mobile&utm_campaign=related_test

wow! D's is wholesome...wow!

onila:
hehe
remember when my cousin mate teased me for being flat while her boobs had grown a little

one day when I was 10 years old, my wicked aunt told me her 4 year old daughters boobs were bigger than mine jokingly

I cldnt take it anymore


I prayed, prayed and prayed . .today my boobs are much bigger than everyones boobs in the family
I am boasting of a 38D size bra

the challenges of being a skinny female hehehe

wetin she want take am do? she wAn roast dem?

vheMa:
My BF always want me to wear skirt whenever am 'bout to greet him at home which I dunno why

with skirt, u Dont need struggling ..its called straight to the promise land

alberto2k:
Warris dis one saying now

in fact am trying to decipher wat he's saying but I just cant

mitchyy:
AccelerateTV


Recently I came to the conclusion that a lot of our men are no longer eager to get married. I believe they have their reasons and like most of them say, they never have enough money for the wedding day and maybe afterwards.

That makes me realize that we may not have prepared our men enough for marriage, to help them understand what measure of blessings are poured down on the man who chooses to take the bull by the horn and trust God enough to go into this institution that has been ordained by God himself.

I am yet to see anyone who consulted God before getting married, and didn’t pull through despite all the lessons that we learn on the way which give us room to grow up.

I can understand some of the reasons why men don’t want to marry these days, but one I find strange is when I discover that some men don’t actually want to get married because they are ashamed and very uncomfortable about the size of their penis.

One of the many texts I have been bombarded with lately says :“Dear sir, can a small Penis satisfy a woman with big buttocks? How many inches is long, and what do you consider as short. You may flash me and I will call you so you can tell me”.

I later found out he has not thought of getting married, because he thinks he will be ridiculed for the rest of his life. What do you make of that? Meanwhile I will like to take you through some of the other reasons why some men don’t get married.


1. MEN DON’T HAVE TO GET MARRIED TO HAVE SEX TODAY

A lot of men have realized that it is easier to get sex than in times past, when women insisted on getting married before sex. I am a man and I can tell you that a lot of women have lost it when it comes to keeping themselves whole.

I am not so sure who is more promiscuous these days, because it seems women offer sex like its going out of fashion these days . There are women, who are sleeping with about 4 men at the same time and would probably accommodate more if they can.

When women come to me to tell me how their husband was caught in Adultery, and seek my opinion on if they should leave him, I always reassure them that most men who commit adultery these days, don’t go out looking for these ladies, but that the ladies seem to be everywhere making themselves available and have removed the fun we men used to have chasing them.

When men realize that they can have all the sex they want without getting married, they just don’t see the point of GETTING MARRIED.


2. WOMEN ARE READY TO CO-HABIT WITH MEN THEY ARE NOT MARRIED TO

I believe it must have come to your attention now that a lot of men and women are living together now without being married to each other. It came to my attention through my counseling sessions.

By the time I ask the lady or man where the husband or wife will be right now, they go like “actually Jerome, I think there is one more thing you need to know and that is we are not legally married, but are just living together”.

Now that blows my mind, because you are not legally married, you are living together and also have a child or two, in Africa, yes in Africa!

I know some of these starts on Campus where a lot of girls are just not staying in their hostels, but have moved in with their boyfriends who probably have a room at the BQ of the lecturer’s Quarters on Campus or in their rented apartment in town, and most of their school mates consider it acceptable.

Please note that this is also happening amongst those who profess to be religious on Campus as well. So continuing in that way of life isn’t a problem later. How do you expect these men to consider getting married when they have found a short cut to it?


3. MEN BELIEVE THE POSSIBILITY OF DIVORCE IS HIGH THESE DAYS, SO WHY SPEND ON MARRIAGE, AND LATER ON DIVORCE

The rate of divorce is on the increase and it carries a lot of financial implications with it. So the guys figure out why marry if it can cost you more than having a family and catering for them at the end.


4. MOST MEN DON’T LIKE THE CHILD BEARING PART

Most men today don’t express “burning desire” for children, saying they are not ready yet. Another factor may be at play, “They know they will have to be there equally with a wife and provide hands-on child care.”

young men playing video games

5. SOME MEN DON’T LIKE THE CHANGE THAT COMES WITH MARRIAGE

Most of the time you will realize that a man just wants a wife “to look good, provide great sex, join in his recreational activities and tell him he is wonderful, while the Women’s requirements are much broader.” They want affection.

They want to feel loved. They want a great conversationalist, a man who is funny, a good father for their kids, someone who is attractive, a good sexual partner, a man who is ambitious and successful and God fearing.

And most men are simply not” all these things. For them to do this, a lot of changes may be required which some men are not just ready for.


6. SOME MEN KEEP LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT WOMAN TO MARRY

Let me describe a SOUL MATE using what D.H. Lawrence said; “You are the Call and I am the Answer. You are the Wish, and I the Fulfillment. You are the Night, and I the Day.

What else? It is perfect enough. It is complete. You and I.” What I realize here is that you may never find a compliment until you are capable of complimenting. Most of the time, we are looking for someone who will compliment us without the intention of complimenting anyone.

I guess we may wait for a perfect soul mate forever until we change our attitude and go out to look for someone to compliment.


7. NO ONE IS REALLY PUTTING HIM UNDER PRESSURE TO MARRY

Men face little social pressure to marry, compared to what the females have to face. So at the end of the day, they don’t think it’s a big deal after all. One reason young men balk at marriage is “they don’t yet get it”, the problem is they just don’t realize what is in it for them.

We have not done a good job of selling marriage to men. They don’t know all the good things that will change in their lives. Married men are healthier than single men, wealthier, they live longer and happier lives, they have more sex, they have somebody who knows them, and tolerates them anyway.


8. MEN DON’T REALLY WANT TO BE WITH A SINGLE MOTHER IN MARRIAGE.

Most of the time single men are reluctant to marry a woman who already has children for a lot of reasons and one of them being that his family will object to it, the other reason could be that he begins to wonder how many men she has been with and abortions she has had before being forced to have the child with her now, and yet another reason can be that, he is not sure he will be comfortable with her having any form of contact with the father or fathers of the child/children when he is married to her.

Men feel this way forgetting that they can be worse when we talk in terms of morality. It’s more of the case of the pot calling the kettle black. Unfortunately they get away with it, because no one is holding them to ransom.


9. SOME MEN DON’T LIKE RESPONSIBILITIES.

So some men say, but it’s just another way to avoid becoming a responsible person. What a lot of men may not realize is that marriage is a vision that is bigger than who they are and all they have to do is give themselves to it with the Almighty God as a witness and then begin building together with their wives as they obtain favor from the Lord.

Men have to realize that when we are children age 0-11 we have privileges, then from age 12-21 we retain our privileges through responsibilities e.g. if you want to take your father’s car out, be ready to refill the tank after using up the fuel in it otherwise, don’t ask for it the next day since you are not ready to be responsible.

Then from age 21- what we have left is responsibilities, and a lot of us fear that, I mean being responsible. So you find a lot of irresponsible men out there, who can change if we start to prepare our younger generation for the real life out there.

10. SO MANY MEN DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THE SINGLE LIFE, WHICH IS WHY EVEN SOME WHO ARE MARRIED, STILL LIVE LIKE THEY ARE SINGLE.

Well, some people just don’t want to grow up, do they?

SOURCE: http://www.acceleratetv.com/2015/04/why-your-boyfriend-may-not-be-in-a-hurry-to-become-your-husband/

is. okay!

its high time we stopped blaming others for our misfortune. when she came , you shd v guided your life properly by sending her away instead of seeing blessing in disguise by sleeping with another mans wife. I will advice u man- up and pray to God to forgive and take steps to work on d shortcomings on ur biz because confessing to her husband will realize more doom. my 1 cent

DoctorNyash:
Please Romancelanders I need some advice, my mother's friend and her 22 Year old daughter are in Abuja for a couple of weeks, I offered to accommodate them, since the woman is a childhood friend of my mother. Now deep into their stay, the daughter started acting strange, she wears a provocative nightie and sometimes falls on my body, whenever we're watching TV, I have tried avoiding her yet to no avail. Now yesterday at 10:30pm, her mom had gone to bed, I offered my bedroom to them while I sleep in the guestroom. So by 10:30 I was watching a movie, believing that the girl had gone to bed, only for her to emerge stark naked! I do not want to fuucckk her because I see her as my kid sister, I retreated to my room and locked the door. Today she acted all innocent, but trouble struck when her mum went out to Garki, we were alone, and She did the cloth disappearing act again. I am confused, do I sleep with this girl?

ask me again

opethom:
Is it a crime to fat??

yes, its a crime to fart

Tallesty1:
Going down on one knee with a ring to ask a lady to marry me is something I will never do.


If that is the only way to get a wife then I will die single.

nice decision.....and.......I concur

Roland17:
Please spare this just man and his future kids this punishment you are pushing him into, your acts and thoughts are borderline SELFISH.

The man is oblivious and innocent, the future of a human is what is being deliberated here, I mean show some maturity, don't lead him any further, approach him and end this relationship, believing love would grow is a hypothetical permutation that is not guaranteed, it has no place in mutual relationships.

"The worst thing that can ever happen to a man, is getting married to woman who is not ready for marriage"

there was a thread smtimes ago on a man who dumped his fiance of 11yrs a day to wedding,; d funniest was more male on d thread said d lady must v done D's or that and so on. 50% of d guys didn't condemn d guy's behavior BT blamed d girl for waiting DT long and all dt

shumuel:
hahaha Lol, We men hit the Gym more offen so if reversed be the case we men would still look sexy

But i get your point tho

good....very good!

shumuel:
You seemed bittered about the matter, well maybe this will cool you down a bit ''We Black Men Love our Black Women the Way They Are'' its just that everything has its own time, just as have said most Black women begins aging and get saggy in their 30s and trust me a guy in is 30s don't wan2 to see her that way YET when he is just 5years into the Marriage but if he had Married a lady in her early 20s then she would have had atleast 10years of marriage with his wife still looking sexy

let's do a reversed and let d man in his 30s go thru d rigor of pregnancy, childbearing, exclusive breastfeeding and all DT and let's c if he wld look very sexy...

shumuel:
You seemed bittered about the matter, well maybe this will cool you down a bit ''We Black Men Love our Black Women the Way They Are'' its just that everything has its own time, just as have said most Black women begins aging and get saggy in their 30s and trust me a guy in is 30s don't wan2 to see her that way YET when he is just 5years into the Marriage but if he had Married a lady in her early 20s then she would have had atleast 10years of marriage with his wife still looking sexy

bittered? wow! what a word? D's is just a matter of stating my opinion and u stating urs...him... Bittered? very funny.

Ruttashobolwa:
We should blame the maids whose accept to sleep with their bosses...

We should blame Women whose let their husbands sleep with house maid while the have chances to avoid

We should blame Women whose can't serve their husband on bed and let the maids do so..

We should blame Men whose can't tell her wife what is missing .....

in short we shd blame d three parties involved