₦airaland Forum

caesaraba:
Patiently waiting for part 2. To those who are from the SE/SS and are online steadily everyday beating the drums of war, keep in mind that y'all have folks in all parts of the country. Honest to the creator of the universe, if I was a relative to any of those gruesomely murdered soldiers, by tomorrow evening there'd have been a NL thread displaying gory pictures of..... No wahala. The war y'all have been praying for will come in due time. Hope we all get to enjoy it. In the meantime, continue your victory dance.

[size=14pt]3 soldiers are killed and all you can suggest is to kill SE/SS people in different parts of the country. Even the dead soldiers may be from SE/SS did you consider that?

tommorow you will be the first to say One Nigeria. . . . . . [/size]

#AgentsOfTheEvilOne

[size=14pt]and who put these photos up for the whole world to see? cant you see this is degrading the military.
'please admin take down that photo from the thread, give the dead soldiers some dignity in death and let their families grief in peace with privacy.

haba!

But this Niger-Delta thing has taken a new turn. This is what happens when a blood thirsty brainless, clueless, vengeful cattle-rearing terrorist is ruling the land. wherever there is grievance, first thing he will do is send soldiers and guns. Now they've started killing our soldiers and we know what will happen next. . . . more bloodbath, just what the Terrorhammadu loves. There were grievances when yaradua was president, he handled it with maturity. That's how you know educated people.

This useless gworo eating Nama economist knows nothing other than zombie gun boat diplomacy . . . and he has followers. . SMH[/size]

#BuharisYearOfPain

[size=13pt]and some id1ot put this on front page?[/size]

#BuharisIdiotsEverywhere

[size=18pt]Hitler was also cute[/size]

#StillEvil

southpole:
[size=40pt]Very soon but he has killed thousands of boko haram and also killed about 4oo followers of zakzakki in one day, may be it is time for criminal militants to take the punch then fulani herdsmen later[/size]

[size=13pt]zakzakki? what is the offence of his followers? are they also terrorists?
educate me pls. i dont know, i'm just asking. i heard they just demonstrated and they were slaughtered.


meanwhile, Buhari is still a wicked terrorist.

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#BuhaTerror

[size=38pt]when are they going to kill the fulani herdsmen that have actually killed thousands of Nigerians?[/size]

#BuharisYearOfPainContinues

[size=13pt]and there shall be no arrest
and there shall be no prosecution
and there shall be no investigation
and there shall be no discussion
and APC supporters will keep quiet, Igbo APC will keep quiet, Yoruba APC will go dumb, Northern APC will silently rejoice,
and they shall change the topic to grazing bill in NASS
and Buhari will quietly pop his champagne while osiboyoyo will wait for instructions whether to join the champagne table or not.
and the dead shall be buried
and the living shall wait for their turn. . .
and the fulani herdsmen will move to the next village. .

Wake up Nigeria. . . you have signed a pact with the devil . . . [/size]

#BuharisYearOfPainContinues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ooFhofvMiE


[size=13pt]The Horrornoble Commissioner Yomi Osiboyoyo and his master Terrorhammadu Buhari have fooled and continue to fool plenty of their followers. . . . . . . . . .
I cant believe some people still believe that these gangsters from Hell will turn the country for good.
These gangsters have perfected the act of excuses and photocracy. Nothing concrete on the ground for nigerians to smile for. the only thing they built completed, the railway from kaduna or so. . . .was started by previous administrations and completed by the govt, yet they spent all their energy claiming the credit all alone, trying hard to not share the glory. . . .for "building" ONE rail line . .

keep on dreaming. . . . wait till hell freezes over before you guys realize this president is a fraud[/size]

#BuhariTheFraudulent

[size=14pt]I still don't understand how these things happen on a daily basis and no african country or president has done anything concrete about it. only europeans are trying to do something to stop this nonsense.

and by the way, who put children through this perilous trip?

I admit, this one pass Buhari, it's all the presidents in african union today, and all the presidents who have been ruling africa for the past 30yrs combined . . . .

finally. . . . .well. . . . . i gotta blame somebody. . . . . . . . Voodoo economics of Terrorhammadu is making people swim across the Mediterranean sea. . . [/size]

#BuhariRulesNigeriansDie

[size=28pt]I guess if you direct boko haram and command fulani herdsmen terrorists, and rule with optimal stupidity you must be very influential . . . .[/size]

#InfluentialVoodooEconomist

tempem:
I hope to marry a virgin, that's the pure truth.
I crave for marrige not wedding.
Sexual misconduct isnt the only criteria. And I'll get her watched in all areas.
Cant stand the thought that my wife had been laid sometimes ago. If I had kept(refrain from sexual misconduct) myself, I sure deserve one too. And if I haven't, then I don't deserve a virgin.
For a lady to go to this extent, it sure means she's not honest, and this bad trait can't be hidden for long.
The truth will certainly come outta the open.

Am not among guyz who sleeps around with ladies and will end up saying I need a virgin!
I deserved it!

[size=14pt]sorry tempem. . . the 21st century is not meant for you . . . . . I regret to inform you that you are more likely to marry a retired harlot than what you deserve . . . .

I weep for this generation. . . please, guys . . .

don't believe any girl that says no sex until marriage, she is denying you what she has already given freely to bomboclaats in various cities.you deserve better.

don't kill yourself over any girl that is playing hard to get. that same tough girl is another man's rags (or rags to many other men). If she likes you, she will follow you, that's one thing I know about girls. If she doesn't follow you, after you've made her to know you enough to make a decision, she doesnt dig you, leave her or she will ruin you.

finally stop looking for virgins . . . . .look for good women, try your very best to find a good girl while in college, marry her once you graduate. if you get established before looking for a girl . . . .lord have mercy on your soul . . .

Buhari has finished me o o o . I don die [/size]

#BuhariDestroysVirginity [size=5pt]i gotta blame somebody na[/size]

Orubebe01:
She needs to go to a general hospital where lot of specialists are. Also she shouldn't under estimate the power of prayer. She can visit the lords chosen church cos God still work miracle.

[size=14pt]let her go to hospital biko, everything prayer prayer prayer. . . that is why Africa is backwards. God has given us brains and expects us to use it.
she prolly has imperforate hymen. let her go to the hospital and the doctors will cut open her hymen.

or she will be investigated for primary amenorrhea. and treated.

no big deal

this is what Buhari's nigerian has become. . .
budget we no see
moon we no see. . .
chibok we no see. . .
campaign promises we no see. . .[/size]

#InvisibleGovernment

still ugly

lol@ name checkers

but seriously, these guys keep going to indonesia to do drugs, dont they read the newspapers/nairaland/ or watch tv? what's wrong with them? which kind of money is this?

and even though I want to blame . . . . . "you-know-who" . . . . but on this occasion i'll give him a pass. . . bc only those of you going to face the bullet are to blame for this situation.


keep away from drugs . . . . . or if you cant . . . at least keep away from Indonesia.

#SayNoToDrugs

[size=14pt]Buharinomics. . . . the economics of nnama!!!!
need I say more? . .
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[size=38pt]VooDoo Economics. . . . [/size]

#VoodooEconomics

[size=14pt]these are students?
and this is where they live?

has it always been like this or have I been abroad for too long?
isnt OAU one of those schools believed to be among the best?

this is pathetic. . .

and you all know who I would blame now. . . [/size]

#PMBullshitLeadership

[size=14pt]is that Abuja airport?

unimpressed at all. we have a lot to do in Nigeria. Meanwhile, GEJ had better get that his son to loose weight asap while he is still young.

meanwhile Buhari is still a goat. . . . . [/size]

#GoatHeadBuhari

herzern:
Last picture.....is that PST E A Adeboye??

0rex:
I think it's Pst. P.Z Cussons.

[size=28pt]BUSH man !!!!

what does he know?[/size]

#Bush-hari

[size=28pt]FOOL[/size]

#BigFool

seguntijan:
*Finland is ranked No.1 in the world in Education. What’s so great there!*
.

thought it was Norway.

by the way, finland is a great place. went to Helsinki last year, wonderful people, that's their greatest asset.

prestige2013:
just pitying the mockery look her colleagues in school will be giving her...........
Daughter of a prostitute

There is dignity in labour.

[size=13pt]there is no dignity in this kind of labour. Haba! it's people like you that encourage this sort of nonsense.
Ashawo no be work

while I congratulate the daughter for her achievement so far, I challenge her to work hard, advance her studies if she can, and live a life way better than that of her mother.

On another note, i'm saddened to realize that nigerian healthcare delivery has not changed much since I left. that a patient is ill and they keep her waiting. there should be a functional emergency room within every vicinity in that country. we dont have efficient emergency rooms in Nigeria.and this is 2016.
I dont know what to say . . . . . . . . . .whom should I blame for this nonsense now . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/size] [size=18pt]BUHARI [/size]. . .

#Buhariskakistomoboplutocracy

AjayiWrites2:
Nothing can equate a mother's love and presence..

God bless all mothers..

See more pictures here...


http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/photo-of-grieving-nigerian-woman.html

[size=15pt]I had a similar feeling many years ago, I still can't leave my mothers grave if I come close. it is so so so painful. over 10yrs now and it still hurts. hurts real bad. so bad that I have never attended "mothers day" sunday service. that's how bad it hurts. i'm almost in tears again as i make this post. nothing like a mother. little wonder my ancestors invented the name Nneka (mother is the greatest). [/size]

#NNEKA

henrylowe:
I started dating this girl in 2013 when she was still seeking admission. I was already done with school managing a little business for survival when she got admitted into the university. My plan was to get married to her if things went as planned.

A year after she gained admission,, she started exhibiting some questionable characters which seemed hard to cope with. She started acting like she was too busy for me, she started replying cold tgo my chat, she no longer cared and a few to mention. Well, I wasn't surprised because ladies often turn a new leaf the moment they get into the university and start having various toasters. Though, I could read these were signs of possible break up due to the pressure from various suitors and perhaps, better offers. I tried to rekindle the fire of our love by having a heart to heart talk with her but all my effort seemed to be a waste.

Her strange attitude, which I could no longer cope with, persisted until I told her I needed a break hoping she would beg me and make things right. To my greatest surprise, she said was cool with it if that was what I wanted . We went separate ways for about 7 months after which we reconciled in April, this year. After a lengthy discussion blaming each other for our unseriousness and childishness, I inquired if she was still intact the way I left her and she told me she was. (Though, I would have confirmed that during cuddling but she was on her period that day)

She went home that day and later gave me a call back telling me she needed to see me the next day in order to make a confession. The moment she said it, I already knew she had lost it but I wanted to hear it from her mouth. She came the next day telling me she carelessly lost to a dude whom she wasn't dating it barely a month after we parted ways. . I was so disappointed and sad that, how could someone I dated for one and half year without touching just throw herself to a man whom met just a month after to defile her.

She cried and pleaded for mercy and since forgiveness is from God, I forgave her even though I found it hard to get it off my chest. Now, I can still see some components of infidelity in her despite trying my best not to reminisce on the past. Though, I still love her but not as before and I no longer trust her like I used to do

Nairalander, don't you think it's too risky to continue with a relationship considering the fact that the TRUST is gone already? Please am I wasting my time with this lady or I should let her go just to save myself from worry and nightmare?

Please your advice is highly needed

[size=15pt]MUGU

how u go date babe for one and half years u no touch am, you no marry am, wetin una de do? watch tom and jerry ?
sharp guy don go chop am na . . . . .
if she still shows signs of infidelity better forget it now and spare yourself future heart break. . . .

u de trust women. . . . . kontinuuu

See what Buhari's govt has brought upon you? I told you all he is evil [/size]
#BuhariWastesYoungNigerians

[size=14pt]And she lifted up her voice and wept . . "all these bloods you people are shearing . . . . . . . . . diaris god o . . . "

This is what Nigeria has become now. people are killed and the killers say the victims insulted mohammed . . . no arrests
woman preaches in the street and she is killed bc it was close to a mosque . . . no arrests
pastor found half dead in the same street few days later . . . . no arrests
church destroyed by hoodlums straight out of their friday prayers. . . . no arrests
child abducted and impregnated. . . . found in emir's palace . . . . culprit bailed, flies all expense paid flight back to kano . . .

this is the new nigeria. . . .

and you all know whom I blame for all this. . . . . . or dont you?[/size]

[size=18pt]BUHARI!!!!!!!! [/size]

#GovtByBlood
#BuharisYearOfPain

marvelck:
A lot of guys are fond of saying there are no good girls any more and yet guys are getting married every week. So, who are they getting married to? Is it not to girls. There are good girls. You just have to pray and hope to find one and marry.

[size=14pt]we get choice? when we have seen our universities become brothels before our very eyes
girls working as PAs to oga kpata kpata is now an acceptable ashawo for him,
girls in church falling all over the pastor. . . even if he is married.
poor girls now do strip dance/part time ashawo. . to survive
we sef follow poor so we cant even help them

which choice again we get? either we remain unmarried. . . . and some of us have made that choice. . . or we marry someone who has a 99% chance of being a retired player of some sort. . . and those are the new good girls. . . bc the bad ones are not yet retired even after marriage.[/size]

[size=18pt]and it's all Buhari's fault [/size]

#BuhariologyMoralDecadence

zynzyn:
Do not be surprised everyone!! Some naija girls do it!! Saw some conversation online between a naija girl and a proposed client in middle east!!

And lest I forget guys, yes you do need to know your girly's past before u marry her!! Else ppl at your wedding be eating your food and thinking SEE THE EEEEDIOT wey think say im don marry wife!!

[size=13pt]we can as well remain single. Unless your girl is a confirmed virgin, she get history. and the history aint nice.
21st century definition of a good girl is one that can count her ex lovers in one hand (5 or less, one for each finger in the hand) and they are very few. the average girl will need both hands, both feet, and extra pair of hands and perhaps one more foot to count all those who dated her. by the time you ask them to include those they may not have dated but actually slept with, they will need to borrow more hands and feet from about 5 other people. . . . . and this is only those they remember o.

then they repent and enter church, looking for some punk ass man to deceive.

meanwhile those at your wedding eating your food and thinking "see the eediot wey think say him don marry wife" na so other dudes at their wedding go talk about the girl them marry.

finally, all these are Buhari's fault. since that skeleton was elected nigerians have become less than cows in value. now someone is eating shit for survival.

This Buhari is just Evil [/size]

#EvilBuhari

[size=13pt]i've said it before, ever since this old fool was elected president, nigeria has never been the same. Insecurity is now nationalised to every corner of the country. while it is gratifying to see that the elite are now suffering what the common man had been enduring for decades, the implication is still frightening.
The effects of terror is now at your doorsteps, nigerians. and Terrorhammadu is not even half way done yet. wait until the grazing bill becomes law, and terror lives in your villages.

na God hand we dey.[/size]

#Terrorcracy

[size=13pt]whatever you make of this story. . . . . i will advise girls, when you have a man, be careful whom you listen to. make sure your advisers are happily married. . . otherwise they may be looking for companion in single motherhood.
oyibos introduced divorce to us. . . . . now oyibos are more likely to remain married than blacks, in America, Nigerian women are more likely to call police for their husbands than oyibo/african-americans,

for me, grounds for rethink in a relationship is if your man is beating you, threatening to beat you, cheating on you, voted for Buhari
apart from that, i'll advise that you remain in the marriage and try to make it work. and leave all this feminism BS. don't bring it into your marriage.

and finally, I blame Buhari for all this nonsense Since that fool became president, everything is falling apart, including marriages. [/size]

#Buharism
#TotalFailureInAllSectors

[size=14pt]This is it. have you seen what we've always kicked against? this is a product of failure of leadership on the part of this Pres1diot of the Unfortunate Republic of Nigeria called Terrorhammadu Buhari. This goat refused to curtail the excesses of the fulani herdsmen who had engaged in an unprecedented wave of serial genocide, one village at a time, across the nation, killing, pillaging, raping and looting everywhere they went.

And the Presidiot kept quiet, and ipso facto encouraged this kind of violent behavior towards christians and southerners.

After the fulani herdsmen have been given tacit endorsement by the Presidiot, next came the religious killers,
they killed a woman in kano and said she insulted mohammed . . . again, no word from presidiot. when he finally spoke, all he said was people should respect each other's religion. a citizen was murdered extrajudicially and he has no plans to arrest the killers.

next, they killed a woman for preaching in ABUJA. no word from Presidiot. Not even horrible commissioner yomi osibajon made a statement even when the slain woman belonged to his church.

Now they are destroying churches in ABUJA (not sokoto, or kano, or bauchi, or zaria, or katsina, or zungeru but ABUJA) and i'm sure Mr Terrorhammadu Buhari will make no statement.

Yet when the cattle in zamfara were in trouble, Mallam Terrorhammadu dressed up in military uniform to go and protect cattle.

this is just the beginning. It wont end here if we keep quiet.

who will deliver us from this abomination called Terrorhammadu Buhari?[/size]

#Buharicracy
#GovtByBlood

Towncrier247:
Daily Mail, this is not Nice. Although the only thing in some people's minds at the moment is this girl's beauty

See all her sexy pics making guys go GaGa on social media here» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/nigerian-girl-cries-out-after-uk-daily.html

[size=14pt]wetin kwomsain me with Nice wahala? 84 people died in Nice, thats sad, but Under Terrorhammadu Buhari death and violence has become a regular part of our daily life such that if 84 people die in nigeria it wouldnt even make local news headline.

chei this girl sweet o o o o o . abeg na where she dey, bc if she dey this same london wey i dey I will find her at all cost

and hopefully she is no APC agent or APC online watch dog. [/size]

#BuharisYearOfPain