₦airaland Forum

we cant even feed the boys fighting to keep us safe?

yet someone cuts grass with millions? and we expect them to behave well

yeye people

#BuharisFault

Typical Nigerian. . . after messing around with a married man and shamelessly making it public you now want to claim God. . . . .


. . . . . . thinking of how I can blame Buhari for this. .

#BuhariSucksRealBad

liar liar liar liar mohamed mohamadu booharia

please nairalanders, once you marry or get engaged or get into a serious relationship . . . . . . . . . get out of social media asap. it will ruin your marriage. it always does. it aint healthy.

and dont be judgmental towards those having a difficult time in their relationship. . . . it hurts. . . real bad.

#BuhariStillSucks

which one be BBA abeg?

it seems there's a lot about nigeria that I dont know

But I know Buhari is a waste of democracy

#BuhariSucks

and when it comes to fulani herdsmen, they somehow become powerless. . . . . . .ndi ara

#BuhariTheGhostWoker

I still remember the days when UNN, Unilag, University of Ibadan,Ife, Zaria and were regarded as top schools in Africa and the world.

People came from all over the world to attend schools in Nigeria. People came from South Africa(yes this same south africa), Namibia, Ghana, Egypt, India, Pakistan, Cameroon, Angola etc to get Nigerian education. People even came from outside to get high school education, yes, some secondary schools in owerri in the days of my elder brothers had egyptian and pakistani teachers and students.

What happened to us?

anyways, at topic, congratulations my dear, you've done your bit.

#BuhariStillSucks

Buhari's Nigeria

Chai Buhari
#BubuSucks

nwanwaoge:
Most *elites* only speak out when they are directly affected. This is just one of them

which is very sad . . . . . very very sad

this same Soyinka that helped put Buhari in power. . . . . I want Buhari to rule till 2070. . . useless people, una nova see anything. were you not warned? A redeemed pastor warned in 2014 about the dangerous plans of the northern islamic oligarchy and their almajiri pawns, He was silenced by the leadership of RCCG. . . . . . and some educated southerners allowed themselves to be used as APC online watchdogs thinking that they are on the same page with their northern friends. . .There is an agenda to Islamize Nigeria. . . this agenda is to gradually control the whole country down to the sea, town by town, village by village. . . until the whole country is majority Muslim.

The current onslaught by these herdsmen is to enhance the grazing bill which will literally hand over huge swaths of land in the south to the fulani herdsmen for "grazing" . from there they build schools, mosque etc in your villages o. . . . give them 40yrs and they start to dominate the southern villages, marry your daughters, rape those they cant marry, in 2 generations your villages will become islamized. You think it's impossible? Ask Jos, Ask southern kaduna, go to the UK, ask the people in Luton, England. even Bradford, etc. . .

As per Wole Soyinka, a man I have always respected, I am disappointed that he only chose to speak out when the problem came to his doorstep. That is a radical display of selfishness uncharacteristic of his usually selfless persona.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FhYpKBKusQ&t=2759s

lilfreezy:
Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen a ghost president. Brothers have you seen?

no no no no since I was born. . . I have never seen a ghost Pres1diot

82yrs . . . for crissake 82 yrs old man nominated by "75"yrs old president in a country where majority of the population is less than 30yrs

oya. . . Nigerian youths sorry o

hisgrace090:
Benue state is now fully fulanized after platue state.

and it wont stop there. . . .after Benue, comes Enugu. after Enugu comes Anambra, after anambra comes Imo etc until they dip the koran into the atlantic.

so they allowed the killer to go on rampage, then they arrest those protesting against the killings. Buhari is trying.
I understand that Buhari has supporters in the north, what I dont understand is how he manages to have supporters in the South. . . even the SE, and SS

Benekruku:
Buhari, Putin and Trump have one thing in common!



The trio don't give a fu*k about what people say

Putin and Trump are educated

Nigerians
I hope they didnt declare that bird a witch and finish the poor thing off

luswitz:
When will ladies stop sending nude pics to men, funny enough, to strangers.

when they get some brains. . . . and men get less erections. . .

edidiongmichael:
You mean my daddy is an adulterer?

no. . . . i mean . . . . he is NOT your daddy

Chiadikaobi:
Being alive and seeing a new day In Nigeria is a Great miracle

people may think you are joking but this is one big miracle people take for granted. for every one who is alive and healthy, there are dozens of physiological processes inside his/her body of which if one step, just one step among multiple steps go wrong he will be dead. eg, the blood, it is in our blood vessels, there are many processes in our blood which prevent it from clotting inside our veins. if one of those processes should miss one step, a clot will form inside our veins, and if this clot should travel to the vessels near the heart and lungs. . . . nwanne na RIP be that o. . . .and we have ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL over these processes.

OP if you are talking about masturbation, just go and marry, by the time you have a wife by your side every day and every night. . . you go see sex you go run

If that doesnt work . . . then I recommend the "preselect principle of problem solving" . . . . which states that if any problem seems insurmountable, there is only one sure way to go. . . . . .Blame Buhari for it

#BuhariSucks

for some reason I dont like this girl . . . . . . I dont know why. .. . . just like I never liked Genevieve. . . . I hope it's not bc they are dark skinned . . . . . . I hope it's not bc they are successful . . . . . . or bc they are unmarried . . . . . . or am I jealous? . . . . . . I hope not for these flimsy reasons o . . . bc if so . . then the bad is on me. . . . . . . . . I had better find a good reason for not liking this girl o . . . . . . let's see. . . . she is arrogant . . . . yes . . . . f-ck! another igbo girl that I dont like. . . . CHIMAMANDA!! successful, dark skinned. . . but she's married . . . . Bleep . . .so it could be the success or the dark skin . . my goodness! I have joined those who fall for light skinned girls . . . .but I like Mercy Johnson . . . phew! thank God. . . so it's not the skin color. . . .so why do I hate Linda, Gen and Chimamanda then? . . . . i gotta find a reason. . . .think . . think preselect think . . . . . . . . . ughhhhrrrr . . . just blame it on Buhari . . . . yes . . it's all Buhari's fault

I blame Buhari for this. If not for his sadistic nature why would one be hating like this for no reason

#BuhariSucks

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

it is no longer a crime for foolanis to kill christians and southerners

Sai Buhari

#BuharisReignOfTerrorContinues
#UnaNovaSeeAnything

when I was a kid, the nigerian military govt used super eagles to distract the people. Nigeria had a good team, and we always did well in soccer. people were suffering and the government was looting our money but we didnt care as long as we could win junior world cup, win olympics soccer gold, win african soccer gold, we were happy.

today, we no longer have excellent teams, people for once focussed on our problem, tuface tried to start something and the govt was hysterical, harrassed tuface and the fainthearted singer chickened out. Now people are getting more furious, a young man in youtube has called for the revolutionary mass burial of all our polithiefcians and a complete take over of the government by the youth, govt is scared. . . . .and next we hear is Big Brother. . . . BBN successfully dsitracted nigerians from their mess, now the BBN show is over and they tried to bring back EFCC show, when that backfired, they tried to pin it on GEJ as a way to tell nigerians. . . "we may be doing badly but remember we saved u from PDP" . . .and when that backfired they have now started using what I call the "after-BBN-show"; same polithiefcians who cant pay their workers will budget million of dollars to welcome home BBN members. . . while the populace cheers on. . . . while our universities are begging for funds, hospitals are dead ends, roads are death traps, trains are . . . who knows. . .
for years I have been praying for nigeria to drop out in soccer, world cup, olympics etc so that we have no distraction but the hardship in the land. with NEPA taking our light, unable to do anything but to step out and see the stolen opulence of our kleptocratic political overseers. But Nigerians are busy with the BBN aftershock events like "homecoming". . . when I look at Nigeria, I see the reason why the white man calls black people monkeys.
If only by some stroke of miracle, ALL nigerians will be transported to US/UK/Canada etc for just 72hrs and brought back to Nigeria. so we can ALL have an insight into how a society should look like, i'm sure about 5-10% of the population will rise in perpertual anger against this government of mediocrity and their media war masters. . . .and that is all we need for the revolution to start.

nonsense without calibration
#homecomingmyfoot
#buharisnigeriaofpain

my guy tell them abeg. these foolish babes go de claim no sex relationship after them don useless their yeye punnani dem go find one gentle man come de claim holy born again . . . . kamalu gbagbukwaa ha nile nga ahu. . . umuanuofia virgin reloaded

meanwhile, I hear say southern kaduna killings have resumed. . . . at this rate, these southern kaduna people need secession more than IPOB . . i'm just saying

#BuharisKillersReturn

this is what you get when you marry a man with a parallelogram head.

londoner:
It's just a run of the mill normal runway. I see nothing 'beautiful' about it.

my dear, I tire o . . . . . these Buharians have done every thing to spin this government into fake glory. soon Buhari will be praised for just being alive.

JustinSlayer69:
This is disappointing. I support this government, but this is really stupid.

Emphasis should be on pressing issues such as electricity, economy and education.

Didn't see a response this fast to a bombing in Maiduguri.

Very disgraceful!

while you were watching reality tv to forget your pain and problems. . . . . your government which is supposed to be fixing these national problems . . . . . .was also watching reality tv

#BuhariSucks

SeniorZato:
What Nigerians youth indulge themselves in these days is practically beyond africa. Scenes like this were only seen or heard in American movies

yes . . . american movies and not american schools. . . . . in the US campus confraternities have nothing to do with guns and killings. . . . . it's more like a club where people drink and misbehave and NETWORK. . . . eg the skull&bones of Yale University which produced people like George Bush and John Kerry

meanwhile. . . I blame Buhari for all this
#BuhariDonFinishNigeria

we always know where the violence begins, dont we?But we keep pretending that all is well. . . . .

#MurderousPeople

as soon as Buhari resumed office, these killers have started again. . . . all this while he went on "vacation" have we seen such videos? as soon as their leader Terrorhammadu Buhari resumes office, they also resume duties . . . . and soon we will hear from the fulani cattle terrorists whom were largely quiet during the brief reign of honorable commissioner yemi osibajon

This Buhari and his Boko People again

#HeIsBackTheyAreBack

it's good to say the truth, honorable commissioner tried sha. . . .

Buhari Is Back . . . . . good. . . . let him come and change the change he changed for Nigeria

it is very important that i must not post what i have in ind bc if i post what i have in mind about this incident e . . . . . . . . .


#BuhariGhostWorkerInChief

. . . . . . and people somehow think it's only men that are unfaithful to their marriage?

and men tell themselves lies that their problem is how to hide their infidelity. . . . . . . . sorry my fellow men, while she is accusing you of sleeping with another woman. . . . while she is crying out loud for the whole world to hear how you left her and went after another woman. . . . . in that same period. . . . . she has slept with 3 different men. . . . . quietly. and continues to make you think you are a cassanova. . . while she is a deep slut.


meanwhile where is Buhari? I heard he is now a Ghost worker

#SayNoToTyranny