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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Turns Born Again After Apostle Suleman's Saga: "This Is New Me" by preselect(m): 2:23pm On May 06, 2017
Typical Nigerian. . . after messing around with a married man and shamelessly making it public you now want to claim God. . . . .


. . . . . . thinking of how I can blame Buhari for this. . undecided

#BuhariSucksRealBad

Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Not Being Fed With A Tube" - Lai Mohammed Dismisses Speculations by preselect(m): 4:34am On May 05, 2017
liar liar liar liar mohamed mohamadu booharia

Celebrities / Re: Video Of Mercy Aigbe Packing Out Of Her Matrimonial Home by preselect(m): 11:43am On May 04, 2017
please nairalanders, once you marry or get engaged or get into a serious relationship . . . . . . . . . get out of social media asap. it will ruin your marriage. it always does. it aint healthy.

and dont be judgmental towards those having a difficult time in their relationship. . . . it hurts. . . real bad.

#BuhariStillSucks

Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Shades Nigerian Celebrities After Banky W's Proposal by preselect(m): 11:38am On May 04, 2017
which one be BBA abeg?

it seems there's a lot about nigeria that I dont know

But I know Buhari is a waste of democracy

#BuhariSucks

Politics / Re: Military Men Attack Ondo Residents, Burn Houses - Punch by preselect(m): 11:33am On May 04, 2017
and when it comes to fulani herdsmen, they somehow become powerless. . . . . . .ndi ara angry

#BuhariTheGhostWoker

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Education / Re: My Life In India As A Nigerian Student (Thank God I Made It! Baba God Noni) by preselect(m): 12:02am On May 01, 2017
I still remember the days when UNN, Unilag, University of Ibadan,Ife, Zaria and were regarded as top schools in Africa and the world.

People came from all over the world to attend schools in Nigeria. People came from South Africa(yes this same south africa), Namibia, Ghana, Egypt, India, Pakistan, Cameroon, Angola etc to get Nigerian education. People even came from outside to get high school education, yes, some secondary schools in owerri in the days of my elder brothers had egyptian and pakistani teachers and students.

What happened to us? sad

anyways, at topic, congratulations my dear, you've done your bit.

#BuhariStillSucks

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Crime / Re: For Being In Possession Of 3 Phones, SARS Operatives Assault U.S Returnee by preselect(m): 10:18pm On Apr 30, 2017
Buhari's Nigeria

Chai Buhari
#BubuSucks

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Politics / Re: Soyinka: "Let's Boycott Cow Meat, Boko Haram May Use Cattle As Suicide Bombers" by preselect(m): 1:18pm On Apr 29, 2017
nwanwaoge:
Most *elites* only speak out when they are directly affected. This is just one of them

which is very sad . . . . . very very sad

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Politics / Re: Soyinka: "Let's Boycott Cow Meat, Boko Haram May Use Cattle As Suicide Bombers" by preselect(m): 1:17pm On Apr 29, 2017
this same Soyinka that helped put Buhari in power. . . . . I want Buhari to rule till 2070. . . useless people, una nova see anything. were you not warned? A redeemed pastor warned in 2014 about the dangerous plans of the northern islamic oligarchy and their almajiri pawns, He was silenced by the leadership of RCCG. . . . . . and some educated southerners allowed themselves to be used as APC online watchdogs thinking that they are on the same page with their northern friends. . .There is an agenda to Islamize Nigeria. . . this agenda is to gradually control the whole country down to the sea, town by town, village by village. . . until the whole country is majority Muslim.

The current onslaught by these herdsmen is to enhance the grazing bill which will literally hand over huge swaths of land in the south to the fulani herdsmen for "grazing" . from there they build schools, mosque etc in your villages o. . . . give them 40yrs and they start to dominate the southern villages, marry your daughters, rape those they cant marry, in 2 generations your villages will become islamized. You think it's impossible? Ask Jos, Ask southern kaduna, go to the UK, ask the people in Luton, England. even Bradford, etc. . .

As per Wole Soyinka, a man I have always respected, I am disappointed that he only chose to speak out when the problem came to his doorstep. That is a radical display of selfishness uncharacteristic of his usually selfless persona.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FhYpKBKusQ&t=2759s

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Politics / Re: Concerns, Fears Over Buhari’s Health Condition In Katsina by preselect(m): 12:48pm On Apr 29, 2017
lilfreezy:
Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen a ghost president. Brothers have you seen?

no no no no since I was born. . . I have never seen a ghost Pres1diot

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Politics / Re: Buhari Renominates 82-Year-Old Sylvanus Nsofor As Ambassadorial Nominee by preselect(m): 4:27am On Apr 27, 2017
82yrs shocked shocked shocked shocked . . . for crissake 82 yrs old man nominated by "75"yrs old president in a country where majority of the population is less than 30yrs

oya. . . Nigerian youths sorry o
Politics / Re: Photo Of Men Locked Up For Protesting Against Fulani Killings In Benue State by preselect(m): 4:24am On Apr 27, 2017
hisgrace090:
Benue state is now fully fulanized after platue state.

and it wont stop there. . . .after Benue, comes Enugu. after Enugu comes Anambra, after anambra comes Imo etc until they dip the koran into the atlantic.

so they allowed the killer to go on rampage, then they arrest those protesting against the killings. Buhari is trying.
I understand that Buhari has supporters in the north, what I dont understand is how he manages to have supporters in the South. . . even the SE, and SS

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Politics / Re: Punch Reporter Leaves Aso Villa After His Expulsion (Photo) by preselect(m): 12:06am On Apr 25, 2017
Benekruku:
Buhari, Putin and Trump have one thing in common!



The trio don't give a fu*k about what people say

Putin and Trump are educated

Nairaland / General / Re: Owl Caught In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by preselect(m): 1:17pm On Apr 23, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin Nigerians
I hope they didnt declare that bird a witch and finish the poor thing off

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Romance / Re: Wife Exposes Husband Who Begs For Nudes & Receives From Women (Photos) by preselect(m): 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
luswitz:
When will ladies stop sending nude pics to men, funny enough, to strangers. undecided

when they get some brains. . . . and men get less erections. . .
Romance / Re: Wife Exposes Husband Who Begs For Nudes & Receives From Women (Photos) by preselect(m): 1:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
edidiongmichael:
You mean my daddy is an adulterer? undecided

no. . . . i mean . . . . he is NOT your daddy grin
Religion / Re: Has God Ever Done Any Irrefutable Miracle For You Before? Come In And Share by preselect(m): 1:06pm On Apr 23, 2017
Chiadikaobi:
Being alive and seeing a new day In Nigeria is a Great miracle

people may think you are joking but this is one big miracle people take for granted. for every one who is alive and healthy, there are dozens of physiological processes inside his/her body of which if one step, just one step among multiple steps go wrong he will be dead. eg, the blood, it is in our blood vessels, there are many processes in our blood which prevent it from clotting inside our veins. if one of those processes should miss one step, a clot will form inside our veins, and if this clot should travel to the vessels near the heart and lungs. . . . nwanne na RIP be that o. . . .and we have ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL over these processes.

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Religion / Re: 'I Know It's A Sin, Yet I Fall Into It Everytime' by preselect(m): 1:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
OP if you are talking about masturbation, just go and marry, by the time you have a wife by your side every day and every night. . . you go see sex you go run grin grin grin

If that doesnt work . . . then I recommend the "preselect principle of problem solving" . . . . which states that if any problem seems insurmountable, there is only one sure way to go. . . . . .Blame Buhari for it angry

#BuhariSucks

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Linda Ikeji's Selfmade Woman Conference In Lagos by preselect(m): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2017
for some reason I dont like this girl . . . sad . . . I dont know why. .. . . just like I never liked Genevieve. . . . I hope it's not bc they are dark skinned . . undecided . . . . I hope it's not bc they are successful . . undecided . . . . or bc they are unmarried . . . undecided . . . or am I jealous? . . . . . . I hope not for these flimsy reasons o . . . bc if so . . then the bad is on me. . . . sad . . . . . I had better find a good reason for not liking this girl o . . . undecided undecided . . . let's see. . . . she is arrogant angry . . . . yes . . . . f-ck! another igbo girl that I dont like. . . . CHIMAMANDA!! shocked shocked shocked successful, dark skinned. . . but she's married . . . . Bleep . . .so it could be the success or the dark skin . . my goodness! I have joined those who fall for light skinned girls shocked shocked . . . .but I like Mercy Johnson . . . phew! thank God. . . so it's not the skin color. . . .so why do I hate Linda, Gen and Chimamanda then? . . . . i gotta find a reason. . . .think . . think preselect think . . . . undecided . . . . . ughhhhrrrr . . . just blame it on Buhari . . . . yes cheesy . . it's all Buhari's fault grin grin grin

I blame Buhari for this. If not for his sadistic nature why would one be hating like this for no reason tongue

#BuhariSucks

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Tiv Farmer In Benue, Youths Block Road (Photos) by preselect(m): 4:11am On Apr 21, 2017
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

it is no longer a crime for foolanis to kill christians and southerners

Sai Buhari cheesy

#BuharisReignOfTerrorContinues
#UnaNovaSeeAnything

Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Uriel Oputa Begs Her State To Host Her (Video) by preselect(m): 12:59am On Apr 19, 2017
when I was a kid, the nigerian military govt used super eagles to distract the people. Nigeria had a good team, and we always did well in soccer. people were suffering and the government was looting our money but we didnt care as long as we could win junior world cup, win olympics soccer gold, win african soccer gold, we were happy.

today, we no longer have excellent teams, people for once focussed on our problem, tuface tried to start something and the govt was hysterical, harrassed tuface and the fainthearted singer chickened out. Now people are getting more furious, a young man in youtube has called for the revolutionary mass burial of all our polithiefcians and a complete take over of the government by the youth, govt is scared. . . . .and next we hear is Big Brother. . . . BBN successfully dsitracted nigerians from their mess, now the BBN show is over and they tried to bring back EFCC show, when that backfired, they tried to pin it on GEJ as a way to tell nigerians. . . "we may be doing badly but remember we saved u from PDP" . . .and when that backfired they have now started using what I call the "after-BBN-show"; same polithiefcians who cant pay their workers will budget million of dollars to welcome home BBN members. . . while the populace cheers on. . . . while our universities are begging for funds, hospitals are dead ends, roads are death traps, trains are . . . who knows. . .
for years I have been praying for nigeria to drop out in soccer, world cup, olympics etc so that we have no distraction but the hardship in the land. with NEPA taking our light, unable to do anything but to step out and see the stolen opulence of our kleptocratic political overseers. But Nigerians are busy with the BBN aftershock events like "homecoming". . . when I look at Nigeria, I see the reason why the white man calls black people monkeys.
If only by some stroke of miracle, ALL nigerians will be transported to US/UK/Canada etc for just 72hrs and brought back to Nigeria. so we can ALL have an insight into how a society should look like, i'm sure about 5-10% of the population will rise in perpertual anger against this government of mediocrity and their media war masters. . . .and that is all we need for the revolution to start.

nonsense without calibration angry
#homecomingmyfoot
#buharisnigeriaofpain
Romance / Re: 'Stop Downplaying Sex. If I Love You, I Will Ask For Sex' - Nigerian Guy by preselect(m): 11:06pm On Apr 17, 2017
my guy tell them abeg. these foolish babes go de claim no sex relationship after them don useless their yeye punnani dem go find one gentle man come de claim holy born again . . . . kamalu gbagbukwaa ha nile nga ahu. . . umuanuofia virgin reloaded angry

meanwhile, I hear say southern kaduna killings have resumed. . . . at this rate, these southern kaduna people need secession more than IPOB undecided . . i'm just saying

#BuharisKillersReturn

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Crime / Re: Photo Of The Man Who Chained His Wife To A Generator In Ogun State by preselect(m): 10:49pm On Apr 17, 2017
this is what you get when you marry a man with a parallelogram head.

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Travel / Re: The Beauty Of Abuja Airport Runway At Night As It Nears Completion by preselect(m): 12:25am On Apr 15, 2017
londoner:
It's just a run of the mill normal runway. I see nothing 'beautiful' about it.

my dear, I tire o . . . . . these Buharians have done every thing to spin this government into fake glory. soon Buhari will be praised for just being alive.

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Politics / Re: BBNaija: Garba Shehu Reacts To Efe's Victory by preselect(m): 9:10am On Apr 10, 2017
JustinSlayer69:
This is disappointing. I support this government, but this is really stupid.

Emphasis should be on pressing issues such as electricity, economy and education.

Didn't see a response this fast to a bombing in Maiduguri.

Very disgraceful!


angry angry angry

while you were watching reality tv to forget your pain and problems. . . . . your government which is supposed to be fixing these national problems . . . . . .was also watching reality tv grin grin grin grin

#BuhariSucks
Education / Re: EBSU Graduate Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists In The School(graphics photo) by preselect(m): 9:03am On Apr 10, 2017
SeniorZato:
What Nigerians youth indulge themselves in these days is practically beyond africa. Scenes like this were only seen or heard in American movies
yes . . . american movies and not american schools. . . . . in the US campus confraternities have nothing to do with guns and killings. . . . . it's more like a club where people drink and misbehave and NETWORK. . . . eg the skull&bones of Yale University which produced people like George Bush and John Kerry

meanwhile. . . I blame Buhari for all this angry
#BuhariDonFinishNigeria
Sports / Re: Akwa United Coach Attacked In Kano After Kano Pillars Lost (Photos) by preselect(m): 12:10am On Apr 10, 2017
we always know where the violence begins, dont we?But we keep pretending that all is well. . . . .

#MurderousPeople
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Killing 3 Spies Of Nigerian Government (Video By Sahara Reporters) by preselect(m): 5:46pm On Mar 14, 2017
as soon as Buhari resumed office, these killers have started again. . . . all this while he went on "vacation" have we seen such videos? as soon as their leader Terrorhammadu Buhari resumes office, they also resume duties . . . . and soon we will hear from the fulani cattle terrorists whom were largely quiet during the brief reign of honorable commissioner yemi osibajon

This Buhari and his Boko People again angry

#HeIsBackTheyAreBack

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Politics / Re: "I Am Back To My Position As Vice President, Buhari Is Now In Charge" - Osinbajo by preselect(m): 5:25am On Mar 14, 2017
it's good to say the truth, honorable commissioner tried sha. . . .

Buhari Is Back . . . . . good. . . . let him come and change the change he changed for Nigeria angry
Sports / Re: Barcelona Fan Dies In Yola, Adamawa While Celebrating His Team's Victory by preselect(m): 11:59pm On Mar 09, 2017
it is very important that i must not post what i have in ind bc if i post what i have in mind about this incident e . . . . . . . . .


#BuhariGhostWorkerInChief

Romance / Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by preselect(m): 11:53pm On Mar 09, 2017
. . . . . . and people somehow think it's only men that are unfaithful to their marriage?

and men tell themselves lies that their problem is how to hide their infidelity. . . . . . . . sorry my fellow men, while she is accusing you of sleeping with another woman. . . . while she is crying out loud for the whole world to hear how you left her and went after another woman. . . . . in that same period. . . . . she has slept with 3 different men. . . . . quietly. and continues to make you think you are a cassanova. . . while she is a deep slut.


meanwhile where is Buhari? I heard he is now a Ghost worker

#SayNoToTyranny

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Celebrities / Re: Prince James Uche Is Dead! by preselect(m): 6:41pm On Mar 08, 2017
2shur:
May GOD PUNISH all nollywood actors and actresses who abandoned him in times of need.
May God punish other fools who were to help but wished him death.saddens me when ppl such as desmond elliot or all those nollywood oloshos could not help save him.
Now all would start prerendinh now esp nollywood .
They wid start using his pix now
Just watch and see
They would also come with a plan to shed crocodile tears.
Shame to our country
Shame to nollywood
Shame to all big men.
U na sau agta person don geh visa he go come die strangely.
Witches everywhere.
Wtf
Dis guy na old timer.
I remember him back then when nollywood still had some meanings.
He was always an electronic dealer in the city
Or a rich man somewhere.
Nawa o.

RIP to the dead. God bless his soul.
let me ask, is it the responsibility of desmond elliot and other nollywood actors to pay for the medical fees of every ill colleague of theirs? Life is harsh, you have to plan for the rainy days. Most times, people need help. when help comes. . . if it comes. . . . it is a privilege, not a right. this is painful but it is true. Just live your life modestly. and pray for life and health. now let me tell you, as someone in the health sector, everyday that you live in good health is a miracle. if you doubt me, go to a morgue and see the age of the people in there. no matter your age, your mates have started dying one by one.


Appreciate Life, Thank God, Find Buhari

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