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CrimeRe: Checkout The Nicest Thief In Aba by preselect(m): 6:42pm On Jul 16, 2016
[size=13pt]see what Buhari's Hooverian Voodoo Economics is causing in Nigeria? angry

now nice people have resorted to indirect stealing just to survive.[/size]

[size=18pt]and his name is not okechukwu. his name is f--king Terrorhammadu angry angry[/size]

#VoodooEconomics

CelebritiesRe: Fan Blasts Munachi Abii For "Posting Too Many Photos", Says She's 35 Years by preselect(m): 6:37pm On Jul 16, 2016
[size=13pt]men that babe took it personal grin
Bad belle full this world o cheesy

even me nova attack Buhari like this o . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy[/size]

#WhereAreTheChibokGirls
#BBOG-APC-WAYO

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe: "I Wear Bum Shorts So That Girls Will Not Snatch My Husband" by preselect(m): 11:29pm On Jul 13, 2016
GloShare:
Very funny I must admit.

Are we talking about this same mercy aigbe?

https://www.nairaland.com/3224759/mercy-aigbe-busted-denrele

She sef no be saint.
[size=13pt]either we are not sure which "husband" she is refering to, or she wears them to catch other peoples husbands or future husbands, or perhaps na her way.
personally I see no big deal about what she wears, only problem is her excuse for wearing those. why cant she simply say she wears those bc she likes it. period. it looks sexy and she feels good about it. what's wrong with that? why did she have to start long story of St Ashawo of the Evangelical Brothel Messengers. Abegi

and by the way, I blame Buhari for all this nonsense angry[/size]

#VoodooEconomics

PoliticsRe: Gumsu Abacha Replies Man Who Reminded Her Of Her Late Father by preselect(m): 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
[size=14pt]How does this affect the family of Ken Saro Wiwa?

meanwhile, Abacha govt was way more efficient than what we have today. Food was cheap, and there was security. only rich people who stood in his way were eliminated. Poor Nigerians had nothing to fear.

Under Buhari, food is expensive, you go to bed hungry, and still you sleep with one eye open bc you never know when Buhari's militia a.k.a Fulani Herdsmen, will attack if you sleep deeply.. . . and when you wake up, you remain alert bc you never know when APC militia a.k.a Boko Haram will strike. Even when you travel abroad, business will be harder for you bc Mallam Bubu has already told the world that you are a criminal.



next pls [/size]


#BuhariSucks

FashionRe: Lady And Her Unclad Butt At A Beauty Shop (graphic Photo) by preselect(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2016
[size=18pt]i hate it when ugly girls expose their body angry

and I blame Buhari for all this nonsense grin[/size]

#BuhariSucks

PoliticsRe: Fayose Empowers Woman With Grinding Machine In Ekiti by preselect(m): 5:40am On Jul 08, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Aha! cheesy

While Fayose is empowering true and patriotic citizens of Ekiti, Paid goons are there embarking on a fruitless protest.

Like I said earlier, Fayose, Continue with the good work. Haters... Eat my sh!it

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3940166_img20160629021146_jpeg48904b4da8a3e6326ca878de4f8ead0c
[size=15pt]just in case you dont have enough sh!t for all the haters, I have extra sh!t, free of charge.
infact my sh!t is on sale now, chop one get one free cool (COGOF) , so tell them[/size]

#Buharinomics
#VoodooEconomics

RomanceRe: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by preselect(m): 11:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
[size=14pt]dude better tell her another lie and get the marriage going. some women can't stand the truth. don't make the mistake I made. I went about telling those girls the truth, based on my upbringing never to lie, my mother never told me that I need a little lie here and there to get the girl I want and to keep her for me, i went about telling them the truth, and these girls ask a million questions, be like job interview, I kept being honest. I lost all of them, the only girl I dated, i had to sit down for 3 good days, developed an intensive educated lie, plotted an algorithm for the lie, refined the lie and practiced it for one week. but you know, i am a very bad liar, i couldn't even deliver the lie, bc lying is something i'm just not used to, so it was obvious that i was lying. she knew instantly that i was lying, she even caught me red handed on one occassion. . . . i kept lying anyway, guess what, she stayed.

these people love lies cheesy

yet somehow they say they want honest men.
ever wondered why the bad guys get the best girls?[/size]

#BuhariIsABigLiarToo

Foreign AffairsRe: Malia Obama Celebrates Her 18th Birthday As President Obama Sings For Her by preselect(m): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
nnaa this malia don grow o cheesy

you get what I mean wink
PoliticsRe: Buhari Hosts Physically-challenged Nigerians, Serves Them Food by preselect(m): 3:22am On Jul 05, 2016
EreluY:
[size=15pt]THIS OSTENSIBLY DEBASES AND DENIGRATES RATHER THAN EMPOWER THIS PEOPLE. A PERSON IS ONLY 'DISABLE' TO THE DEGREE THAT THE DISABLING BARRIERS EXIST. REMOVE THE DISABLING BARRIERS AND THEY ARE ALL ABLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.[/size]
[size=18pt]Buhari doesnt have that kind of sense. he will rather they remain disabled so he can serve them rice and claim to be a hero, and people like the APC online watch dogs can come and praise him. . .

after that rice or whatever it is that he served them. . .they are still going home disabled, whereas productive low cost policies of proven efficacy can remove the disability barriers and give these good folks an independent and honorable life.[/size]

#PhotocraticRepublicOfTerrorhammadu

NYSCRe: Male Corper Proposed To Female Corper (Drama) by preselect(m): 6:17pm On Jul 04, 2016
Educationentry:
Sometime ago the DG NYSC requested that corpers should marry themselves in order to foster national unity. Well, no one that say if these corpers have actually heeded to his admonition. Who else is actually putting the ring on in the camp?

http://www.educationentry.com/2016/07/male-corper-proposed-to-female-corper.html
[size=15pt]aguru egbuola ha [/size]grin grin grin grin grin

#VoodooEconomicsOfMallamBuhari

PoliticsRe: Arrested Boko Haram Suspect Is Brother Of A Presidential Body Guard - ThisDay by preselect(m): 12:40pm On Jul 04, 2016
[size=18pt]this is no news
we know the jiggaboo in ASo ROCK is a terrohammandu boko hari[/size]

#Buharicracy
#VoodooEconomics
#GovtByBlood

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Celebrate After Successful Attack Against Boko Haram by preselect(m): 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2016
[size=15pt]wow! these are small boys na shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
so these young kids are the ones protecting this country huh huh huh huh
OMG!!! this is unfair.

and by the way, these guns they are using are very outdated na. even civilians in the US use more sophisticated weapons for "hunting"

Dasuki really messed up our defence[/size]

#GoArmy

CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow (Photos) by preselect(m): 1:45am On Jul 04, 2016
ALAYORMII:
After sampling some other people's wife to be


He now decided to settle down with this one



God is good


All the time
[size=14pt]d'you know how many people that have sampled his own wife?
life is more complex than you think[/size]

#BuhariIsTheWorstPresident

PoliticsRe: Katsina Middle School Classmates Of Buhari Visit Him by preselect(m): 12:48am On Jul 04, 2016
[size=50pt] where is the school certificate? [/size]

PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Presents N30 Million Cash Support To Chibok Girls’ Parents by preselect(m): 12:40am On Jul 04, 2016
[size=18pt]okay good, good you don try give the poor families money to take silence them as your yeye husband no fit free the abducted girls. This money is no EXCUSE for your husband's inability to free the girls.

let me just pretend that i believe her story of the source of that money

and where is that woman called Obi Ezekwesili? Karma will handle all of una.[/size]

#BringBackOurGirls

CrimeRe: Joseph Kura Killed By Herdsmen In Nasarawa Graphic Pics) by preselect(m): 11:09pm On Jul 02, 2016
[size=18pt]dem leave sorrow tears and blood. . .
dem regular trade mark

these fulanis will never stop killing innocent people bc it is in their blood to do so
the Unfortunate republic under Pres1diot Terrohammadu Buhari will never prosecute them bc they are in line with his ideology
The foolish citizens will contineu to praise Mr Terrorhammadu and hail him and the best
Until the Foolanis come to the door step of their villages
reminds me of the law in NASS to buy land from villages in the south to give to the foolanis and their cattle

if you think they will come to your village and settle peacefully you must be an Incurable Fool.[/size]

#BuharisYearOfPain

FashionRe: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by preselect(m): 11:03pm On Jul 02, 2016
[size=16pt]if she's pretty, the ring makes her to look even prettier and sexier
if she's ugly, the ring makes her look more ugly, unattractive, repulsive and unacceptable
if she's neither here or there, the ring makes her look weird.

more importantly, the ring wont change the fact that Buhari is a Pres1diot[/size]

#SaveNigeriaFromBuhari

PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Boss Gida Mustapha As MD Of National Inland Waterways Authority by preselect(m): 3:49am On Jun 24, 2016
[size=18pt]what I saw in 2011, people are just begining to notice, that this old fool is a huge bigot.


welcome to Buharicracy., govt of the north, for the north, by the north[/size]

#BigotedBuhari

NYSCRe: Marry Yourselves – DG Advises NYSC Members by preselect(m): 4:26am On Jun 21, 2016
falconey:
why is the man thinking from one angle? boosting national integration? that is all?

marry without job prospect ? marry with what resources? the allowees that is even not enough to carter for a teen?
[size=16pt]thats what you get when fools rule a nation.[/size]

#BuhariSucks

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Reacts To Amnesty Report Of Army Killing 17 IPOB/MASSOB Youths by preselect(m): 5:32pm On Jun 10, 2016
[size=18pt]once nigerians elected that aging buffon, i knew that military style police state has returned. but our people were too blind to see. . . . .
I also knew that igbos will be at the cross-hairs . . . . . I didnt imagine however that the buffon will carry out massive slaughter of shiite muslims in kaduna.

well. . . . once a dictator. . . . .always a dictator

live by the gun die by the gun . . . . .[/size]

#Buhari's-year-of-pain

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by preselect(m): 12:44pm On Jun 05, 2016
[size=18pt]i've said it before and unfortunately i have to say it again . . . .

everytime this old fool opens his mouth to speak, he will need a paid agent to come and explain what he meant vs what he actually said. . . [/size]

#BuharisYearOfPain

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Did Not Say He Was Saying Rubbish During Campaign - Cola by preselect(m): 2:51pm On May 31, 2016
diegwu01:
on the contrary, the OP has said some of you lack the ability to read, understand and interpret. the article was written by the Cable blog, not by PMB
[size=15pt]doesnt change the fact that everytime the old fool opens his mouth to speak, he will need another agent to come behind him and explain what he meant versus what he actually said

and why are his interviews mostly in BBC Hausa, or Al Jazeera, or some other foreign media?

Yeye continues to smell[/size]

#BuharinomicsVoodooEconomics

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Did Not Say He Was Saying Rubbish During Campaign - Cola by preselect(m): 2:40pm On May 31, 2016
Oluwamuyeewa:
O ga o
And you get pale for house so? Even if you don't have you sef go be papa one day..show some respect..if your dad ever get to become the president which I doubt will ever happen(pun intended)..how will you feel waking up up hear someone who have never been in the news call him an "old fool"
Smh undecided
[size=16pt]first of all, I dont know you and I definitely didnt call your father. . . . so keep my father out of it. My father is a private citizen and so he deserves his privacy, this Terrorhammadu you guys elected is a public servant and so he should expect to recieve public appraisal, and in a land of free speech he should know not all the comments will be positive, if he doesnt like it, let him resign. Go to the US and see what they say about Obama, Clinton, Kennedy and all the great US presidents you have heard about. Besides, didnt GEJ recieve a similar or even worse treatment? so park well, make we no get accident for parking lot.

having said that, since you are worried about someone's father, have you ever worried about the fathers of the unarmed kids Buhari's soldiers continue to kill in the south-east? we may not all be Biafran separatist agitators, but when we see these agitators, who are our fellow citizens, our brothers/cousins/neighbors/friends/etc being gunned down when all they did was to march for their beliefs, how dyou think that makes us feel? that sight can even make neutral or nonchalant igbos to join the movement. It feels like an occupation. especially when you notice that no single fulani cattle rearer has been brought to book, the people who are actually doing the killings and genocide, and also boko haram that has actually cut out a part of nigeria, not to talk of thousands of nigerians killed, is being proposed some amnesty. while unarmed igbos are slaughtered.[/size]

[size=22pt]have you thought of the fathers of those murdered kids? no vex me o[/size]

#BuhariologyGovtByBlood

RomanceRe: Man Carries His Large-Sized Fiancee In Viral Pre-Wedding Photo. Caption This by preselect(m): 2:27pm On May 31, 2016
[size=38pt]ebewu!!!!![/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

#BuhariOnceADictatorAlwaysADictator

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Did Not Say He Was Saying Rubbish During Campaign - Cola by preselect(m): 2:21pm On May 31, 2016
[size=18pt]every time this old fool opens his mouth to speak, he will need another paid agent to come explain to people what he actually meant versus what he said.
this is what you get when you elect someone "even if he presents his NEPA bill as his school certificate" . . .
Yeye de smell[/size]

#VoodooEconomics

PoliticsRe: South-East Capital Projects In 2016 Budget by preselect(m): 11:29am On May 31, 2016
[size=18pt]APC/Terrohammadu online watchdogs are out again. one year is gone, a new propaganda technique has emerged. [/size]

#GovtOfBubu
#AllPromisesCancelled

PoliticsRe: Understanding Buhari In 365 Days: Chronicles Of His Achievements- Breaking Times by preselect(m): 12:23am On May 30, 2016
[size=18pt]buhari's nigeria [/size]

#SorrowBloodAndTears

PoliticsRe: Senate Summons Adeosun, Emefiele Over State Of Economy by preselect(m): 2:45pm On May 25, 2016
WiseBully:
grin grin Scapegoat from the 5% region.
[size=14pt]
you sure do know how the country works cheesy [/size]

#VoodooEconomics
#Buharinomics

PoliticsRe: Senate Summons Adeosun, Emefiele Over State Of Economy by preselect(m): 1:44pm On May 25, 2016
[size=13pt]they have summoned the two scape goats. . . . then they will sub-select emefiele for destruction. . . grin
meanwhile Mallam Bubu is busy drinking kunu in daura, he doesnt even understand economic theories.

so how will this summon help the failing economy? I trust the APC online watch dogs have a ready made answer to spin our economic catastrophy into a virtual blooming economy grin [/size]

#VoodooEconomics

PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Celebrates Her Birthday Without FFK by preselect(m): 1:38pm On May 25, 2016
rita25:
SHE DID NOT EVEN MENTION HER DETAINED NIQQA? BITCHES AINT LOYAL I MUST SAY undecided
[size=18pt]we know already. . . . . . just that we no get choice. . . . . alternatives are . . become homosexuals, stay single, date animals. . . you see?
unfortunate world.
[/size]
#Women=WoeToMan

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Borno Village, Scores Feared killed by preselect(m): 12:46pm On May 25, 2016
[size=18pt]these Libyans keep coming back. . . .

by the way where is mallam bubu?[/size]

#APC-AllPromisesCancelled

CrimeRe: African Prostitutes & Their Customers Humiliated In Russia, Forced To Walk Naked by preselect(m): 9:05pm On May 24, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin

[size=13pt]what can I say?
please people, when you travel abroad, respect yourselves well. Bc when the bubble bursts, you will have no sympathy from anywhere.[/size]

[size=18pt]and let no one tell me it's bc of poverty, I knew poverty, I grew up in the south-east with no water, no electricity most of the time. I had no new shoes, even when I passed JAMB I had to wear my elder brother's shoe to go to school. we had one black and white tv that you have to physically beat until your hands are sore before it works, and even then it was never clear, had those lines going up and down, recives only one useless channel, etc. yet we didnt steal, or go into prostitution. at some point I was taken to farm somewhere, I was dismissed bc I was a pathetic farmer, I have passed through sh1t, yet I kept my morality.

Poverty is terrifying. . . . . . . but it is no excuse for prostitution
[/size]

#RespectWomanhood

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