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Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Vs Trump Face Off (debate) by preselect(m): 3:37am On Sep 27, 2016
Hillary don finish Mr Trump

lol

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Appointments For 13 Government Agencies by preselect(m): 11:47pm On Sep 26, 2016
EmeeNaka:
SE-1
SW-1
North-8
SS-3

[size=18pt]one thing I like about this fool is he doesn't hide his nepotism. It makes me happy when he excludes the south especially the south-east in his appointments. . . . . . makes the APC in the east look like fools. . . . . which they are. . [/size]

#NepotismIsCorruptionToo

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Politics / Re: Mohammad Hamid Ansari Visits Nigeria With His Wife (Photos) by preselect(m): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
[size=14pt]another photocratic achievement of the shameless regime of Mr Terrohammadu Booharriee [/size]

#IgnoranceIsCorruptionToo

Fashion / Re: POST HERE | ALL Modeling-Related Information! by preselect(m): 3:39am On Sep 23, 2016
[size=14pt]beautiful nigerian girl wanted for marriage by Nigerian in Germany.

qualifications:

pretty
tall (or at least not short)
college graduate
christian (protestant)
willing to live in Europe
ready for marriage
willing to learn the German language
can cook
can cook very well
can cook very very very well (the guy like fooood grin )

if interested, let me know . . cool[/size]

#NepotismIsCorruptionToo
Crime / Re: Elderly Man Molesting A Girl In A Bush Caught - Photos by preselect(m): 4:33am On Sep 20, 2016
[size=15pt]the kind of news we hear from Buhari's Nigeria grin grin grin[/size]

#NepotismIsCorruptionToo

Politics / Re: Obiano Chilling With His Family At Their Texas Residence by preselect(m): 12:26am On Sep 15, 2016
anonimi:


Sir, what % of those Bronx-like places exist in the US compared to Nigeria?
Be honest.
How come Americans are not praying, fasting and queuing up for our visas and seeking to stay put by hook or crook in our own country?
Ordinary tap water we don't have in even posh areas of Nigeria making us drink borehole water with traces of our own shit. shocked
No!
Electricity sef na to supply by yourself with noisy, pollution generators.






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i feel u, i get your point. my point is, oyibo people are not gods, they are just human beings who for over 200yrs have gradually arranged themselves and continue to do so. Some areas in Bronx are so bad I would rather live in Owerri, (at least snow no de fall for Owerri) but even the bronx, have 24hrs electricity, 24hrs water supply, roads are tarred (but some of the roads are so freaking bad o, some even have annoying pot holes), trains and buses run on time always, hospitals are efficient 24/7, . . . . I agree. . .

my vexannoyance be say, oyibo de behave like say their land dey spotless when it's not so. Violence wey de there pass Iraq own, more people were killed in Chicago this year than in Iraq, Have you heard of a place called Camden, New Jersey? go figure. just a hint, If u find yourself in the US, no go there o grin grin grin
so my brother leave those people, if we continue with this our quasi democracy, e go better one day, na small small, but make we no go sell our dignity for these yeye oyibos wey too do.

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Politics / Re: Obiano Chilling With His Family At Their Texas Residence by preselect(m): 2:15am On Sep 13, 2016
agbotemi64:
Nigeria politicians and abroad are like .....




# abeg somebody help me include that popular pix on nairaland abeg!!

dont be deceived, those fine pix na due to high quality cameras. . . . abroad is not as lovely as it looks on camera, even the US sef, e get places wey I see for Bronx area of New York City, u go vomit grin grin grin , but CNN no de show that kind place for us cheesy

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Family / Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by preselect(m): 2:09am On Sep 13, 2016
[size=13pt]apollo do you for mouth? spit back at her, case closed, marriage continues.
abi you wan go call lawyer?
abegi[/size]

#BuharinomicsVoodooEconomics

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel To New York On Tuesday For 71st UN General Assembly by preselect(m): 12:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
[size=28pt]and terror comes to NYC[/size]

#Terrorhammadu

Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Golgolfa In Kaduna, Kill Two by preselect(m): 12:54pm On Sep 10, 2016
[size=13pt]dem leave sorrow tears and blood. . . . dem regular trade mark. . .

once again;
there would be no arrests
there would be no investigations
there would be no arraignment
there would be no indictment
there would be no word from ogas-at-the-top

. . . . and Buhari's reign of terror continues. . . . [/size]

#Terrorcracy

Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by preselect(m): 2:34am On Sep 08, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
look, nairaland, you guys must stop making me laugh. . . I come here to spread hate angry . . . . stop making me laugh angry angry angry angry . . .stop. . .stop. . . pls . . .stop. . . i dont want to laaffffffffff. . . grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

what is this? cheesy

and the winner is. . .
ogirigbogirigbodo 1 grin grin grin
gheneme tua-tua 1 grin grin grin grin
eze gburugburu 1 grin grin grin
waziri whatsapp grin grin grin
Jagaban whatsapp grin grin
akajifacebook grin grin grin grin
onunekwuru-twitter 1 grin grin grin

and now intorducing Eze Gbakagbaka 1 of social media grin grin grin grin grin

my ribs o. . . my ribs oooo . . .help me grin grin grin grin grin


#DontLaugh

Politics / Re: Nigeria One Of The Poorest Countries In The World, Over 80m Living Below Poverty by preselect(m): 3:44pm On Sep 05, 2016
[size=14pt]From one of the emerging economies and Africa's largest economy. . . . .to one of the poorest countries in just one year. . .
Buhari you do well. [/size]

#VoodooEconomics

Crime / Re: Guy Hangs Himself At Aboru, Lagos Due To No Money To Pay House Rent Feed Family by preselect(m): 3:38pm On Sep 05, 2016
[size=14pt] . . . .and Buhari's reign of pain continues . . . . . [/size]

#TerrorEconomics

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Travel / Re: Enugu And Lagos In The List Of 100 Resilience Cities In The World by preselect(m): 7:03pm On Sep 04, 2016
Bolustic:
These people are so local that anytime they get a little attention, they masturbate on it for life. We in the SW are used to having nice rankings among other Nigerians but we dont roll out drums to celebrate menial achievement that doesn't raise the value of naira-dollar.

This is your beloved Onitsha

[size=13pt]One Nigeria, Hurrayyyy!!!!!

the only country in the world where something nice about some people in the country brings out anger, and fury from the same country, whereas if it were drugs, violence etc. . .it will bring out joy. . .

One Nigeria. . . . . .Hurrayyy

hey, what happened to Owerri? . . . . . . . . Rochas . . . Rochas . . . . Roach-Asssss angry
[/size]
#Kontinuuu

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Crime / Re: #justiceForHajara: 6-Month-Old Baby Raped By A Teacher In Yobe by preselect(m): 6:53pm On Sep 04, 2016
I think at this point even the animals in the zoo will be upset that Nigeria is called a zoo by some people. Bc animals won't like to be compared to 21st century Buhari's Nigeria.

Since this Buhari came into office, nothing man nova hear from Nigeria. This is the level of lawlessness and wickedness that prevails when we have leaders that don't care.
He didnt care when civilians are butchered by religious zealots
He didnt care when cattle rearers carry out genocide, one village at a time.
He didnt care when economy slumps down to the point whereby Nigerians are now stealing food


[size=38pt]He didnt care when a child was kidnapped from her parents in port-harcourt and reappeared in Emir's Palace in Kano.. . . . what happened to the criminal who abducted that little girl? Nothing. and somehow, nigerians are surprised that this guy will go scot free? Abeg make una go siddon jare [/size]


and so criminals are having a field day, knowing that nothing will happen to them. so they kill, they rape, they loot, the annihilate, etc. . . .
who coulda thought that a 6 month old is rape-able? Only in Buhari's Nigeria

what a shame.


#PackOfRapists

Politics / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Meets Buhari And Osinbajo (Photos) by preselect(m): 8:04pm On Sep 03, 2016
[size=19pt]The Photocratic republic of Buharia. . . grin grin grin grin

so this fool and his on line watch dogs have seen the insult hammered on them by nigerians due to the fact that Mr Facebook ignored them, they now went begging the guy to return to nigeria and take photos with them. . . . .
unbelievable how low these jiggaboos in Aso Rock can go grin grin grin grin grin

fools. . . . c'mon get back to work. . . .[/size]

#FoolsInPower

Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Poses In Her Pink Porsche by preselect(m): 7:57pm On Sep 03, 2016
[size=28pt]how this girl is a celebrity, I still dont understand undecided [/size]

#GrowUp

Politics / Re: "Direct Your Anger To The Right Quaters"- Garba Shehu Tells Nigerians by preselect(m): 7:50pm On Sep 03, 2016
[size=15pt]and this govt continues to blame others for their OVERT inefficacy!! these shameless people who know only how to take photos, still looking for whom to blame. . . getting to 2yrs and yet this govt has nothing to show apart from the Pres1diot who flew to zamfara in military uniform to direct the airforce on how to block bandits who are stealing cows.

continue. . . cowmongers. . . [/size]

#StopTheBlameGame
#GetToWork

Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not A Magician Trending As Naira Hits N425/$ At Black Market by preselect(m): 2:53am On Sep 02, 2016
[size=28pt]Buhari is not a magician. . . . . . he is a dullard [/size]

[size=13pt]and for those of you blockheads that keep supporting this evil dullard from daura, you are beginning to sound like Germans of the 3rd Reich who kept chanting Mein Fuhrer, Herr Hitler etc with every military defeat, every socio-political deprivation, every expansion of dictatorship until Germany was utterly destroyed.

Keep supporting this mumu from Daura. . . . . . . He doesnt know zilch about the economy. Corruption war that he has a chance, he has been recklessly unable to effectively tackle corruption. . . .

tell me, what good is this calamity from daura? what is it he's good for? . . . . absolutely nothing. . .[/size]

#WhatIsItHeIsGoodFor
#AbsolutelyNothing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKaP-2zkOM

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Politics / Re: As Economy Declines, Buhari Revives Jonathan’s Agric Policy He Suspended by preselect(m): 2:33am On Sep 02, 2016
[size=13pt] another expose of the cluelessness from daura.
all those waiting for this goat herding kunu drinking cow banging itiboribo from daura to turn the economy around will have to wait till hell freezes over

yeye de smell. . .

if this Pres1diot of the unfortunate republic had been humble ab initio, he would have not only adopted some of the policies of his predecessor which was working, but he disparaged GEJ and his administration.

Now he shamelessly goes back to GEJ policies. I hope his shamelessness will enable him go back to some real economists like Ngozi Okonji for some advice at least. . . .imagine how he disparaged the world class economists . . . and replaced her with a woman who doesnt understand that recession is not just a word in a dictionary. . .

foolish people [/size]

#ItiboriboCanNeverTurnTheEconomyAroun

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Sports / Re: Photo Of Mikel Obi And Family In The Pool by preselect(m): 12:58am On Aug 27, 2016
cruzita:
he sure needed a break after giving us an aluminium medal

safarigirl:
you no get brothers or boyfriend? Where dem dey when Mikel dey collect the aluminium medal?

[size=13pt]my dear no worry yourself, the babe and her family no get tv grin grin grin grin grin

no be de same olympics wey we watch dem de watch cheesy[/size]

#ThinkB4YouPost

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Politics / Re: We Regret Voting For Buhari In 2015, He Deceived Us – Chibok Community by preselect(m): 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2016
Image123:


Do you have a conscience when you lie so blatantly?

[size=13pt]if you are looking for liars without conscience go to your redeemed pastor who went about promising that they would give unemployed youth 5000naira monthly allowance while giving children breakfast and lunch at school for free, also they promised to hold the dollar down below about 170 naira which it was then and all the other promises they made including security. . . . i dont know if they are liars without conscience but yu could help me investigate

also check the main liar without conscience himself. . . Liar Mohammed

when u finish come back and report your findings to me. . . . .Lie Hunter . . [/size]

#HouseOfLiarsAPC

Religion / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Luka Ubangari, RCCG Pastor In Kaduna by preselect(m): 3:23pm On Aug 23, 2016
[size=13pt]and once again, honorable servant Yomi Osibajon will not say a word. Leader of the redeemed church may not say a word. let me remind you all, evil thrives not just because of the action of evil men but the silence of good people. I want to believe, against my instincts, that Yomi Osibajnon is a good man. . . . let him speak out. . . . agents of Buhari are killing his pastors. . . . and he remains silent, even as a vice president? [/size]

[size=16pt]every privilege carries with it an obligation . . . being in the office of the VP suddenly is a privilege and he has an obligation to speak out against evil. . . . . .otherwise, the moral investment in his elevation is a wasted opportunity.[/size]

[size=13pt]and once again. . . agents of Buhari have done their deed, while my people debate whether it is right or wrong, blinded by political allegiance, my people can not see something obvious. . . .need I remind them that. .
1. there shall be no arrests
2. even if there's an arrest (even fake one) there shall be no prosecutions
3. even if there's a sham prosecution. . . there shall be no real punishment
4. dare I say, they shall be rewarded. . .

while my people continue to look for excuses for a govt they elected to serve them, when they should hold govt accountable, they have become unpaid govt spokes men . . aka govt liars. sorry [/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzJwds2-3k

#BuharisReignOfPainContinues

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by preselect(m): 2:58am On Aug 23, 2016
Proffdada:



At first I thought he was unfairly arrested but the guy went too far by parading around with that dog in a hot zone trying to instigate chaos
If he was beheaded now all these apologists won't see he was a dumb Suicidal warmonger
You can name your dog "general Mohammed buhari" if you want but don't put innocent lives at risk by pricking evil with electric needlesundecided
in other words Buhari's supporters are a bunch of murderous lunatics who will kill at the slightest provocation. . . . .

how many fulani cattle rearing terrorists have been arrested?
who arrested Aisha Halliburton Buhari for calling a governor mad dog?


#NationOfBeasts

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Politics / Re: Joseph Nyumah Boaka Visits Osinbajo by preselect(m): 2:48am On Aug 23, 2016
[size=13pt]this short man is busy taking pictures all over the place, when a pastor's wife in his church was murdered in cold blood a few miles from his office by agents of Terrorhammadu Buhari, his slave master, he could not say a word.

shame. . . what a shame![/size]

#HorrornobleCommissioner

Politics / Re: We Regret Voting For Buhari In 2015, He Deceived Us – Chibok Community by preselect(m): 2:37am On Aug 23, 2016
Motherfucker2:
No, Don't back up
You craved for change, you voted for change, here is your change, enjoy it

I want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 60 years, that's how evil i am

[size=13pt]you are not alone. . . they say sometimes God punishes a people by giving them rulers like the Goat in Aso Rock. as per Chibok people. . . . . my sympathy goes only to your missing kids. You guys allowed yourselves to be fooled by APC and that Ugly woman from the east . . .go to her and find some solace. . . that is if you find her at all.

we didnt hear of the Bring Back Our Girls anymore since Pharoah mounted the throne.[/size]

#BringBackOurCommonSense

Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Denmark 2 - 0 (Full Time) by preselect(m): 11:44pm On Aug 13, 2016
SUMIC247:
1996 = 2016 OlympicGames held in country that hosted W/Cup 2 yrs earlier, NGR U23Eagles played country that won W/Cup 2 yrs earlier

LastMumu:


Oshey baddoo, awon ti OptaStats grin

FxDuke:

ogbeni.
you gat to be kidding me right?
you can't be serious!

[size=15pt]NGR U-23 Captain is a well known player who won a major trophy 3 yrs earlier (Kanu-Japan 93, Mikel South Africa 2013) cool cool[/size]

#StillBuhariNoSend

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Family / Re: Update On Woman Who Slapped Her Husband At LUTH by preselect(m): 12:39am On Aug 11, 2016
JustHere2Observ:
Oloshi, if wife has nudes of other men or sends to another, she gets sent out. She finds nudes of other women on Hubby's phone, she gets sent out still. Either way she looses.

[size=15pt]she got sent out for slapping him publicly grin grin

but seriously I may disagree with the public slap, but she is right in this case. I only advise my female relatives, when marriage wahala rises too much, try to avoid publicity. It makes reconciliation difficult. Things woulda been better if she slapped him privately in their bedroom. although i dont blame her at all.

now if this was abroad, the man gets kicked out. doesnt matter who owns the house, once they divorce, the woman takes the house and kids. and half the man's money. grin grin . . . regardless of who is at fault.

who do I blame for all this wahala? . . . . . . Buhari grin[/size]

#MarriageWahalaInBuharisNigeria

Crime / Re: Boko Haram Kills 1,900 Fulani Herdsmen by preselect(m): 12:26am On Aug 11, 2016
mezynaija:
The Al-Hayah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria said about 1,900 herdsmen were killed by Boko Haram terrorists in separate attacks in four years in Borno.

Alhaji Ibrahim Mafa, Chairman of the Association, on Wednesday said that members of the association also lost about 169, 000 cows; 63, 000 rams; goats and sheep to the insurgency.

He said some of the stolen animals were kept around Dikwa town for onward transportation to other parts of the country for sale in neighbouring countries of Chad, Niger and Cameroon.

“We also lost about 400, 000 sacks of grains and a number of our members were displaced.

“Our herdsmen have lost cows, property and houses worth about N26 billion in 10 local government areas in Northern Borno.
“These areas include; Kala Balge, Marte, Mafa, Munguno, Bama, Konduga and Gwoza.

“We are, therefore, appealing to the government to come to the aid of our people who are in dire need of help,“the chairman said.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/08/breaking-boko-haram-kills-1900-fulani.html

[size=38pt]liars!![/size]
[size=15pt]Big Lie!! these folks have started a brand new propaganda to make the fulani terrorists look like victims and not perpetrators. Believe this nonsense at your own peril.[/size]

#BuharisTerrorAgents

Politics / Re: Militants Kill Three Soldiers In Nembe, Disguised As Mourners (Graphic Pics) by preselect(m): 12:15am On Aug 11, 2016
ehikwe22:
Soldiers don't use to exhibit corpse of a dead soldier to the public. They hide it. But recently, it's soldiers corpse being exhibited here and there. I don't trust APC, they are up to something.

[size=14pt]and I dont understand why nairaland admins would bring up this photo, thereby showing the whole world the mutilated body of dead nigerian soldiers angry[/size]

#BloodAndWarBuharisNigeria

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Politics / Re: Militants Kill Three Soldiers In Nembe, Disguised As Mourners (Graphic Pics) by preselect(m): 12:08am On Aug 11, 2016
caesaraba:
Patiently waiting for part 2. To those who are from the SE/SS and are online steadily everyday beating the drums of war, keep in mind that y'all have folks in all parts of the country. Honest to the creator of the universe, if I was a relative to any of those gruesomely murdered soldiers, by tomorrow evening there'd have been a NL thread displaying gory pictures of..... No wahala. The war y'all have been praying for will come in due time. Hope we all get to enjoy it. In the meantime, continue your victory dance.

[size=14pt]3 soldiers are killed and all you can suggest is to kill SE/SS people in different parts of the country. Even the dead soldiers may be from SE/SS did you consider that?

tommorow you will be the first to say One Nigeria. . . . . . [/size]

#AgentsOfTheEvilOne

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