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Politics / Re: Maryam Abacha Celebrates Her 70th Birthday With Family In New York (Photos) by preselect(m): 12:31am On Mar 06, 2017
TippyTop:
Still enjoying Abacha's loot?

Ooops!!! according to Bubu Abacha never looted.

Buhari, very foolish ignoramus

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by preselect(m): 12:25am On Mar 06, 2017
dovelike:
Yes, this thing has puzzled me for a while but why do guys wait for their girlfriends to get pregnant before getting married to them? This is the trend we see now. Celebrity examples are Tonto Dike, Laura Ikeji, PSquare just to mention a few. Not to talk of most people I know personally. This removes the sacredness of a pure union.



what "sacredness" are u talking about again? what special thing are brides of nowadays giving to their husbands that they have not already given to lots of guys before hand? the mouth you use to kiss him on the wedding day has been used to do blow jobs to uncircumcised philistines, no be so?
nothing sacred again my dear. so boys just want to be sure you have not utterly destroyed your youthfulness and are now trying to lay the burden on some innocent guy.

meanwhile, where is Buhari?

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Letters by preselect(m): 3:21am On Mar 04, 2017
this is one igbo girl that pisses me off angry
congrats to her sha . . angry
but i'll still marry an igbo girl cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "My Husband Was A Cheat And I Was His Punching Bag" by preselect(m): 1:31pm On Feb 25, 2017
i dont like it when people come out in public to talk about their marital issues. angry

keep it to yourselves, afterall when you guys were busy f-cking yourselves at night I was not invited angry angry

#BuhariIsBadForNigeria

Education / Re: Which African Country Speaks The Best English? by preselect(m): 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2017
African countries competing on who can speak a foreign language better. . . . . . . SMH

#BuhariGotNoBrains

Politics / Re: Dollar Fall: Yemi Osinbajo Should Teach Buhari His Magic - Sen Ben Murray-bruce by preselect(m): 1:20pm On Feb 25, 2017
Buhari is unteachable and beyond reform. it will be easier to transform stone into bread. He hasn't got the brains to learn. He didnt as a young man, he cant as an old hag. and moreover, he is unwilling to learn. and he is plain evil and bigoted. and the heavens are angry with him.

Just see how things started improving as soon as he left. Nigeria is still a mess, but notice that boko haram slowed down, even fulani cattle murderes slowed down, kidnappings reduced, the naira climbed up, things started looking up, bc one man was temporarily taken out of the stage. need I say more?


#BuhariBeyondRepair

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Romance / Re: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by preselect(m): 1:50am On Feb 22, 2017
Ohamzee:
old buhari is dead and gone to his grave
uhhh ahhh gone to his grave
who can finish this for me...

they planted cocoa-nut tree over his head. . . .
hooom haaa over his head

the cocoa-nut grew ripe and ready to fall
hooom haaa ready to fall

there came a poor ahmadu to pick them all up
hooom haaa pick them all up

old bubu woke up and gave him a knock
hoom haa gave him a knock

poor ahmadu jumped up and ran hippiti hop
hoom haaa hippiti hop


n/b I do not wish death to this useless incompetent president. I only want him to change his ways and use common sense and human heart, two things he lacks.

#DontDieCocoanutBuhari

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Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by preselect(m): 1:44am On Feb 22, 2017
dirty, cheat. . . oops, you said one thing. . . . . . dirty cheater cool

#BuhariIsCorrupt

Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos From Robert Mugabe’s 93rd Birthday Party by preselect(m): 1:41am On Feb 22, 2017
ruggedised:
Zimbabwe are fools to allow this old vegetable rule over them

and where is your own president? at least the zimbabweans can claim he is a dictator that forced himself on them, while Nigerians carry their own hands choose dictator.

has there been any mass murdering of human beings in Zimbabwe?
has there been any uncontrollable terror group in Zimbabwe?
has any group used violence to carve out a part of Zimbabwe as their own territory?
has the Zimbabwean president ever disappeared to another country, burning out foreign reserve in the process?
when last did you hear that Zimbabwean President traveled abroad for a headache or ear infection or stomach pain or constipation etc?

Zimbabwe has problems, but Nigeria should remove the log in her eyes before complaining about Zimbabweans.


#BuhariTheThief

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Celebrities / Re: Single Nollywood Actresses No Longer Wear Panties To Location - Uche Maduagwu by preselect(m): 4:12pm On Feb 21, 2017
whats the big deal in no wearing undies for movie shoots? we all know those actresses are whores. . . they get laid to get prominent roles in movies, we all know that.
anyone marrying an actress should know that. especially those who. . . . you know what i mean.

doesnt mean there aint a few professionals with intergrity.

anyways, poverty goes along with prostitution. young nigerian graduates who have no hope but acting can do whatever it takes to rise to the top, sleeping with politicians or whoever is no big deal to those babes . . . . . we know. . . next pls

#Buhareevil

Celebrities / Re: 2baba’s Son Nino Idibia Shows off His Amazing Collection of Medals (Photos) by preselect(m): 3:49pm On Feb 21, 2017
dikamzy:
amu nkita

amu ochicha

Politics / Re: Fresh 24-hour Curfew Declared In Southern Kaduna Towns by preselect(m): 3:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
southern kaduna , accept my sympathy . .. . . . . i dont know what else to tell you . . . . . . . . or perhaps I know. . . . I will tell you the truth.

dear southern kaduna, and indeed the christians in the north. These killings will never end. they will continue to kill you until you guys all run away and leave that land for them.

there shall be no arrest. . . even if there is arrest. .
there shall be no prosecution. . .even if there is a prosecution . .
there shall be no conviction . . . even if there is a conviction. . .
there shall be no real punishment. . . even if they get jailed. .
there shall be an "escape". . . . and then the killings repeat. .

the government doesnt care. . . or perhaps the government is behind it. why not? tell me, Hell-RuFEAR said he paid them to stop killing. . . . meaning HE KNOWS THEM. . . . and yet no arrest. . . instead they are paid. what do you think they used the more for? building houses? hell no, they used it to buy better weapons. . .

everytime these people kill, you will not see policemen but as soon as they are done killing, you see security men all over the place calling for peace, dusk to dawn curfew etc. . . supressing any hope of retaliation and making way for escape.

so southern kaduna. . . . as you bury your dead today. . . . make space for the ones that will be buried next time. . . . because they are coming again to kill. . .to steal . . . and to destroy. The bible called them devils
These are the people who shouted Sai-Buhari 2yrs ago

#NorthernDomination

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Gave Justice Ademola N500,000 During Certificate Controversy" - Witness by preselect(m): 3:27pm On Feb 21, 2017
. . . . . . ok. . . . and this is not kworopshun? . . . . . and they worst part is that this presidiot of the unfortunate republic has shown to every common sense owner that he is clueless originale ab initio and yet some fools insist he is the best for nigeria.

and if you fools think he came to fight kworopshun. . . let me tell you, he came to legitimize it. corruption is now a legal document. he personally cleared a corrupt man and put him in office, he had a budget filled with "padding" and when that caused a roar he devised new plans to have padding converted into outright kworopshun. and legalized as a sure benefit of those in his good books. . .

tell me;
N43 billion for state house budget alone
N123 million for catering equipment. . . i guess mary magdalene will be serving guests with those equipment (in addition to the N93 million spent for catering equipment last year. . . which was used by sarah, abaraham's wife to serve Caesar Augustus and King Henry the 8th)
N209 million for "welfare" grin grin grin grin grin grin
N556 million sitting allowance
5 BMW cars
5toyota land cruisers . . N197million. . . . despite last year's cars
N200million on computers . . . on top of the ones bought lat year
N77 million naira as state house rent . . .
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin . . . . . . . . .

I no fit continue . . . hand de pain me. . . . zombies' mumu don reach last bus stop. as if that wasnt enough, the govt panicked and vehemently suppressed mass public demonstration that mr 2faceless tried to convene. . . . . . .this same govt that doesnt care abot fulani killers rose up and suppressed the demonstrations. . .
meanwhile, as we were debating the naira vs the dollar. . . as per N1=$1 as was promised vs $1=N500. . . little did we know it has risen to N520 for $1 . . . .when will zombies wake? is it when fulani cattle rearers start raping your own sisters?


and yet, zombies are in full gear

#ShamelessGovt
#ZombieSupporters
#Kakistocracy

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Celebrities / Re: 2baba’s Son Nino Idibia Shows off His Amazing Collection of Medals (Photos) by preselect(m): 6:05am On Feb 20, 2017
dikamzy:
ibiki

akpa amu
Celebrities / Re: 2baba’s Son Nino Idibia Shows off His Amazing Collection of Medals (Photos) by preselect(m): 11:30am On Feb 14, 2017
dikamzy:
Iam a goat!!!

I know. .. . . . you irritable . . . and . . . . . irreparable moronic zombie

Politics / Re: '$1Billion Was Stolen Every Month Under Goodluck Jonathan' - Emir Sanusi by preselect(m): 6:07am On Feb 13, 2017
we have a president who has failed completely, no jobs, infact we lost the few jobs we had before he came.
poor economy, prices are going up, people cant even freely express themselves, economy is comatose, and even corruption is rising as long as you are in APC or you are Buhari's friend Buhari will personally write a letter defending you.. . . . . of course that is how corruption fights back. . . boko haram are killling people, fulani herdsmen are on rampage while Buhari and co are planning to give them lands in the south in every local govt as compensation for their murderous actions in addition to the money paid to them by El-Rufai.

and while we thought it cant get any worse. . . this beast of a man travels to london on vacation. . . indefinite "vacation". He cant even tell us the truth. If he's about to die, tell him to postpone that death o, he has to deal with the mess he made here. . . . then die if he wants angry

come and change the change you made angry

Buhari until 2099. . . .Sai BubbleHead
#LetEvilMenSuffer

Celebrities / Re: 2baba’s Son Nino Idibia Shows off His Amazing Collection of Medals (Photos) by preselect(m): 3:36pm On Feb 12, 2017
Tuface or whatever his name is should stop reminding nigerians that he exists angry

#LetEvilMenSuffer

Sports / Re: Exclusive Pictures From The Lagos Marathon 2017 by preselect(m): 12:26am On Feb 12, 2017
oriflamebaby1:
Are these nigerian names? Mwata and sharubutu grin

they are from umuokpoirem in akinjutuba local govt in wazobia state cool
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy To Protest With NLC And TUC In Lagos Tomorrow by preselect(m): 2:51pm On Feb 08, 2017
Area Fada showing 2-2-2-2-faces how to do it.
The Igbos say it is in times of hard and difficult stuff that men are separated from boys.

#ShameOn3face
#ShameToBuharinomics

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Health / Re: Jewish Scientists In Nnewi To Conduct DNA Test by preselect(m): 2:14pm On Feb 08, 2017
erico2k2:
Jobless bloggers and people .
Even the black Jews in Ethiopia are uet to be accepted as Jews .

tell these jews to go back to israel. we are igbos . . . . . angry

Blacks should stop this attitude of wanting to be loved and accepted. we must love and accept ourselves. . .period. full stop. angry

#ILoveIgbos

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Romance / Re: Man And Her Fiancee's Backside In Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos by preselect(m): 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2017
chai! cheesy
love sweet o. . . . . see as my guy and him babe just de jolly smiley . . .
even this Buhari's economy no fit stop their happiness cheesy

#letlovelive

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Business / Re: This Is How Much Prices Of Items Have Skyrocketed (Photo) by preselect(m): 8:52pm On Feb 04, 2017
this generation of nigerians deserve worse than this buhari's economy. and I do seriously hop and believe that buhari will not relent in his quest to completely destroy the nigerian economy before 2019. I know for sure that ifhe doesnt succeed in completely destroying the economy by 2019, nigerians will give him another 4yrs to do so.

no sympathy for this generation.

sorry . . . . . on second thoughts . . . i'm not sorry

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Politics / Re: British Government Releases Official Statement On Ibori's Deportation by preselect(m): 8:46pm On Feb 04, 2017
SouthernUnite:


The task isn't so easy but we can do it

sure we can . . . . . . . . . just not now
Politics / Re: British Government Releases Official Statement On Ibori's Deportation by preselect(m): 8:32pm On Feb 04, 2017
SouthernUnite:



I was banned by a mod that is deluded by Political correctness that's why I am using another moniker. If the world was so restricted by information we wouldn't be using Nairaland today. People should be given the chance to be exposed and decide if they follow a particular school of thought or not. I am not calling for seccession just a united south something Arewa shouts for daily for their Norther region yet you decide to censor me.

Now to the issue at hand,You are right, I share these sentiments too.These issues have to be addressed.But the main reason they have not been adddresed is because we have not aligned ourselves is because since our fourth republic we haven't alligned ourselves as a major force, the civil war devastated us, it broke us, divided our region,such that people that are igbo deny being Igbo, We have to look forward now, we have to see how we can become a dominant force in Nigeria politics, it can't happen in allaince with the core north becuase we don't share the same policies and belief with them, what holds a union together is belief and similarity in how we believe a system should be run.


SW,SS and SE believes abuja is too strong and we need to restructure the system, the north doesn't.

SW,SS and SE believes we need resource control, the north doesn't.

SW,SS and SE wants a country that promotes Business growth and competition the north wants socialism and handouts

SW,SS and SE don't make radical decision when it comes to religion no matter ther religion, the north doesn't



agreed.
which is why we had a soveriegn national conference under GEJ, which recommended these changes but a group of people came with a mantra of change and the SW which believes these things joined forces with the North with a different belief and they were more comfortable joining with the north than with the south which has similar ideology.

if you think 2015 was a mistake i can assure you that the SW will do it again if given similar options.

even worse, if u have a SE candidate against a Northern candidate and the SE candidate has these southern ideologies u listed, believe me the SW and. . . wait for it. . . . the SS will join forces with the North against the SE who has their own ideologies.

The hatred is real. it goes beyond logic.
Family / Re: Obituary Of Another Young Nigerian Woman Who Died After Childbirth by preselect(m): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
nigerians still die of maternal mortality in this 21st century and buhari and co are yet to fix our hospitals. nigerians may not know it but at this time this kind of deaths can be reduced by 90%-95% if we have well equipped hospitals in nigeria.

yeye de smell
Politics / Re: British Government Releases Official Statement On Ibori's Deportation by preselect(m): 7:25pm On Feb 04, 2017
DeRay98:


A good piece but the Igbos are hard to relate with, if you disagree with them they hate you. They don't know compromise can be winning strategy only win by force.
They are very intelligent in most areas of human existence but lack the wisdom to sometimes adopt a different strategy.
Until a few wise leaders emerge from among them with a different way of thinking they will always be full Of hate.
Yorubas are flexible and know when to stoop low to conquer.
As predictable as it seems, many Igbos who reads my post will insult me with vehemence.

@UnitedSouthZone,

i wanted to ask u to remove the "south" in your post and replace it with SW and sometimes SS hating on SE. i said let me wait, it wont be long before someone shows his hatred of the igbos.

@ DeRay98, I wont insult you. but is it not shocking that Fayose's greatest supporters outside Ekiti are from the SE? Igbos bear a grudge no one has cared to consider. Igbos have been slaughtered in Nigeria for decades but no one cares. when buhari's soldiers kill unarmed igbo protesters, our fellow southerners are excited and happy. our fellow xtians up north, in middle belt were used to massacre us in the civil war, which is why some igbos, not all igbos but some igbos feel no sympathy for southern kaduna. we igbos know we are hated in nigeria and we dont need anyone to pretend about it. politically and economically we have been sidelined for decades. our businesses in the north and west are always set on fire. politically this nation as it is will never give an igbo man any political privilege. Buhari cant hide his disgust for igbos. we have been impoverished and our pretty women have been turned into whores for the northern and south western political elite. luckily we have an infinite supply of pretty girls. nigeria has refused to acknowledge the genocide of the 60s. we know these truths and any reconciliation has to start from these truths being recognized. even our SS cousins were blinded into thinking we are their enemies. b the time they realized what was going on all their oil wells were in northern hands and some few SW hands, and saro wiwa was dead. On sundays we go to church and worship side by side in redeemed/winners chapel etc with our southern brothers and on monday morning these same brothers will join northern muslims to hate on us. i could go on and on. Notice i didnt even mention Awolowo's 20pounds policy after the civil war in which igbos were given only 20 pounds and all assets were privatized.

so where do we start? this is why some segment of igbos cant take it anymore and are more interested in separation than repair.

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Politics / Re: British Government Releases Official Statement On Ibori's Deportation by preselect(m): 6:53pm On Feb 04, 2017
UnitedSouthZone:
#Who_Cursed_Southerners?

In this Nigeria, an average Southerner is a weakling. A born coward with serious complex issues. A fool and an idiot. A slave. A typical example of a butterfly who thinks himself a bird. But this is not even the problem. The biggest problem is, he doesn't even realise he is any of those things.

The only thing an average Southerner is good at is blowing high sounding grammar and acquiring degrees upon degrees but when it comes to things that matter most, he goes to slumber.

An average Southerner has this twisted mindset that the best way to be seen as a patriotic and detribalised Nigerian is by degrading, shaming and disparaging his own tribe for no just cause.

Abacha stole this country blind, such that 20 years after, his loot is still being returned to the country. But in spite of this, people like Buhari publicly swore that he (Abacha) stole nothing. But to an average Southern idiot, Jonathan's 5 year rule is the reason we have no fuel, no light, no good educational system, no nothing! Jonathan is the worst thief in Nigeria's history. IBB, Abdulsalam and even Buhari who was accused of stealing billions of dollars as PTF boss were all saints. Why? Because they are Northerners.

Was it not a southern he-goat named Obasanjo who publicly accused Jonathan of training snipers in Pyongyang (North Korea) ahead of last year's election?? He made the unfounded allegation just to please his masters upnorth. Now that we have the highest figure of senseless deaths of civilians in the hands of both state and non state actors under a Northern president Buhari, have you read any letter from OBJ??

When Shiites were massacred in Zaria, it took less than 48 hours for Chidi Odinkalu of the National Human Right Commission to establish a commission of inquiry and summon the army chief but when unarmed IPOB members praying in a school field in Aba were murdered by the security agents, did you hear even a loosely worded condemnation from Chidi Odinkalu??

Check out the list of those asking that Fayose to be tried for treason for writing to the Chinese govt over Buhari's $2 loan, they are 80% southerners. And most of them have not even read the said Fayose letter at least to know the reasons Fayose adduced in the said letter. These are the same fools who kept mum when Sango Abdullahi, Sani Kaita and some so called Northern elders publicly threatened to make the country ungovernable if power wasn't returned to the North. When Buhari made his 'dogs and baboon' speech and directly caused the death of southern youth corpers, these morons kept mum.

With all the numberless killing of civilians under this regime and its open support for the genocide the world fourth deadliest terror group (the Fulani militant) has continue to visit on Nigerians, have these highly educated southerners bothered to write a strongly worded petition to the ICC just like Nyako, El-rufai and other northerners did to Jonathan??

These southern fools will gleefully yell 'Kanu should rot in jail, he was preaching hate on radio Biafra!' But these clowns maintained sealed lips over the hateful and inciting broadcast by 'Radio Chanji' and Arewa Radio upNorth. Such is the degree of the soulless hypocrisy of these southern senseless hypocrites.

These nitwits were on rooftops telling us how incompetent and corrupt Jonathan was and how his removal was a patriotic duty. Today, things have all gone worse under Buhari and you would think that these southern imbeciles would be at the forefront calling for Buhari's resignation but no! They are the ones defending the Daura born ex-soldier even against the worse things for which they crucified Jonathan then.

Now I know why Jonathan appeared weak as president and spent his 5 year term trying to please the North.

He knew he had nobody behind him. He knew that we Southerners are weaklings only good at blowing high sounding but empty grammar.

These 'efulefu' southerners will never question why Buhari has never condemned the murderous activities of his fulani kinsmen but these same 'anumpamas' will read this post and quickly tag me a bigot.

Slaves who think themselves masters!!


#Copied

best post. isnt it interesting that u aint got a single "like" yet?

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Politics / Re: A Nigerian Soldier Jailed For Fleeing From Bokoharam And Hiding In Igboland by preselect(m): 7:49pm On Feb 02, 2017
Paretomaster:


Another coward....at least they did not run from the battle field....

they ran even before getting to the battlefield grin grin

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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Kano (Photos) by preselect(m): 7:32pm On Feb 02, 2017
The Buhari-Recession; reducing nigeria's population, one hailer at a time

Education / Re: Some Scary And Disturbing Images And The Stories Behind Them. by preselect(m): 9:17pm On Jan 28, 2017
so sad and depressing, what happens on this planet.

see how nigerians are so sympathetic to the pains of other people

even more sad that these same nigerians will show no sympathy if these horrors happened to fellow nigerians from "the other ethnic group" or the "other religion" or "the other political party" . . .

#humanityfails

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Politics / Re: Sapele Residents Protest With Generators On Their Heads Against Power OutagePICS by preselect(m): 2:50am On Jan 28, 2017
sai change

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