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LePrezident:
Hahahaha, oh my word... that pic and dialogue is more than hilarious

lool trolls everywhere. nailed it.
been a minute, where you dey g?

cherr:
See how wizkid be like small pikin

Lool. My thoughts exactly. the guy short but his money and personality taller than a tower. That's all that matters.

ZarZar:
Lol @ those guys in wraps. Now this is what I call the real Vaseline crew. Why are they so shiny?

As for the woman, chic whatever.

lol may shiny things not put you in trouble, can i get a amen?

This makes a lot of sense.
Men are polygamous in nature, period.
Otherwise why will a man have a wife that satisfies him in every way yet he still has a side chic or two?
While a married woman on the other hand is disgusted and would even cringe at the thought of any other man touching her.

If a woman cheats, her man is not satisfying her. But if a man cheats there's a million reasons, clearly it's the chromosome.

Dayumm. Can't believe they did that to Nicki. Haha Snub of life.

Would have loved to read this but I scrolled down and I was like whuuur?
Summary anyone?

LoveMachine:
Name checkers lament. Only idiots fall for bigotry within blackness.

What is this one saying

Baba God o, this is the life I told you about.
Just a reminder o. Lol
The Good Life.

AZUH:
Nigerians are not smart . That's why people still fall for EFCC . They're hustling just like you , they will arrest you , take the money and leave you alone ... Maka why ?

Only criminals and politicians hate EFCC, which are you?
Kindly look up the word hustle in a dictionary. Rap music bleeped u up.

hopefulLandlord:
Christianity and confusion is like 1 & 2, they claim to talk to the same Holy Spirit but they can't agree on anything

Let's ask Christian sects how to define Actual Christianity:

Methodist: It is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior and publicly sharing that acceptance by getting baptized through sprinkling of water.

Baptist: No, no, no -- you must be DUNKED in water, heathen.

Pentecostal: Yer both wrong -- ye must be baptized by the Holy Spirit and ye must speak in tongues to prove you are saved.

Lutherans: You don't need to do any of that. Our founder said just believe and have faith (oh yeah and he REALLY hated Jews).

Presbyterian: How droll -- lol. No no..you see it does not matter what you do or do not, God has already decided who the true Christians will be and they are obviously all Presbyterians.

Episcopalians: Well, we each get to decide what constitutes Christianity. What is in your heart? What do you think it is for you? What say you, Bishop Spong?

Church of Christ: None of you are going to heaven because you use musical instruments in your services and God hates that.

Jehovah's Witness: Something Something Kingdom Hall; something something no birthdays, no blood transfusions

Seventh Day Adventist: Pah! None of you even have the right day.

United Church of Christ: It's all good; let's listen to an acoustic guitar solo and accept gay people.

Non-denominational: Gay people? ewww. No no, ye must build megachurches with gyms and cafes to be righteous to god.

Catholic: Ummm....oldest sect here, guys. Forget that "accepting Jesus" stuff. You must mediate with God via a priest and eat crackers to get saved (just do not leave your kids alone with said priests, OK?). Oh yeah..and Virgin Mary is way cool.

Church of England: Yeah, what the Catholic said...but divorce is 100% OK.
Unitarian Universalists: Why are you guys even trying to define Christianity? All beliefs are the same (whoops.we aint even Christians).

and the confusion goes on and on and on, each sect believing their sect will make heaven while others are heading to hell


our "True Christians" should visit this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3844519/meaninglessness-deep-personal-relationship-jesus and give explanation and clarifications as the spirit leads

Thats deep. Nice one.
The ambiguity of the bible leaves room for these disparities and misinterpretations.
Yet that's just Christianity, we haven't even delved into other religions. I mean even the Bible says God practically endorses Judaism. What amazes me is how everyone twists the narative to suit their interest. Even the direct communication and interactions between God and the Jews as vividly described in the Bible, viz speaking with a loud thunderous voice, or cloud of smoke, sending down manna, splitting the sea, etc are suddenly no longer the way God operates, how convenient.
Dont even get me started on Hinduism, Islam and Buddhism or the millions of religions that exist and their claim to divinity.
Lets not deceive ourselves, religion is a scam. But it's a scam the people believe they need lest their lives becomes meaningless and without purpose. Opium for the masses indeed.

There are natural laws, secrets carefully observed from nature of how the world works. These laws were indoctrinated into these religions and rechristened such as tithe, holy spirit, fasting and prayer, faith, zakat, etc.
This is why you find that each religion actually works. They follow natural laws and principles.

OP says his sister in law stopped fellowship in church altogether, yet she "believes" as long as she prays and reads the Bible, she's a christian. Don't be shocked that her prayers are answered faster than those who never take a day off from church. Cos at the end of the day it's all about her faith, how strong is it?

That said, the beauty of religion is in recognizing its purpose and not letting it consume you. Man created religion, not the other way around.

ITbomb:
And this fear keeps Africans on the lowest level of spirituality when others are having a close and higher relationship with the Almighty as Apostle Paul said in Hebrew 4 : leaving behind the first principles... and pressing towards perfection (the fullness of the Godhead).
How can we press towards perfection when we are afraid of knowing how things work.

Back to the topic, the speaking of tongues we hear in most churches is just gibberish.
Where the Holy Spirit works, there is order and you will feel the solemn presence of the Almighty even without a sound

This is part of the ambiguity of the bible that creates room for misinterpretation.
My deduction when bible said the apostles spoke in different tongues, it was referring to tongue meaning language. It clearly stated that foreigners were able to understand and identify the apostles who suddenly began to speak their ongue.
But trust 9ja, everything overdrive.

dingbang:
Lol... There is no difference between one who speaks in tongues and has no love and a prostitute...

I don't get.

Not trolling but this song sounded more like Harrisong Feat Dbanj.
Dear Koko Master, the game is missing the Koko.

okawanyi:
Any sin against the holy spirit is not forgiven, take note!

Tell me who's sinning against the holy spirit between I who has a bible verse to corroborate me or your pastors adulterating the holy spirit. Where did any of the apostles yell iskaba? Abi you're preaching from the gospel of wande coal?
Please your eyes and mind are begging you to open them already.

adepeter26:
may Amadioha strike that holy spirit down

Loooooool you dey vex O.

Aonkuuse:
Wow Rivers is really a dam of bad boys no wonder Amaechi and Wike are...........if you complete it, it is your business

Lol they no get work.

The only thing Christians need to quit is worshipping Christ as if he is God. Every other sin can be forgiven, save for this abominable sin.

patval:
Lollll!!! Mr. hypocritical prayer warrior,
can you swear by Ogun that you had ever prayed for IPOB to progress this far.
for your information, there is no disconnect among the social classes in Igbo .
your dumb ritual mining skull does not tell you that a political office holder is not expected to identity with Biafra openly when he or she is occupying a zoogeria office.
save your prayers for your hydraulic soup basket face fate cos by the we finally leave the zoo, the descendants of uthman danfodio will not waste time in extending their jihad to Tincan Island.

I was almost interested in what you had to say but I knew my wise words would still fall on deaf ears, so why bother.
Have a nice life.

Act 2:6
This bible verse clearly explains what speaking in tongues means.
It is only in Nigerian churches that you'll hear Shiba laba iskaba iskoloboto galala and shoki in the name of speaking in tongues.
Biko did I miss any memo?

patval:
Lollll!!!! ogbeni calm down because I have seen
type severally, though I have not met with you,I can decipher where you belong through your shallow lips patriotism and sympathy towards dullard buhari.
Let me tell you, no amount of defense can exonerate dullard buhari from this mess he plunged the zoo into so he better wake up from vegetable and take responsibilities for his ill-informed policies.
I have not benefitted anything from the zoo cos I paid for everything I enjoy, I am even overcharged when I use the zoo property or services.
what happened on May 30th is enough to convince a sane mind that Igbo's are unanimous in their quest for Biafra.

Yes frustrated low life igbos are unanimous in their pseudo Canaan biafran dream.
News flash, your intelligent rich and wealthy igbo leaders are constantly pleading insanity on your behalf cos they know unlike you who has nothing to call property, they have a lot to lose.
Dont worry, your cry for Biafra is finally gaining attention, I pray you get the referendum soon.

Youre so consumed by hate, sadly you blame everyone else for your misfortunes, try looking at the mirror for once.

obembet:
The Ibos want Biafra
The North wants Ibo's exit
The Yorubas want Ibo's exit
The Ibos are saying "we have investments in your areas and cannot leave them"
And the fight is being cooked.

Amongst all these, the President is in London
Governors are sharing bailout funds
Workers salaries are not paid
Government officials have their children schooling abroad
Ministers and senators are looting

The poor Hausa man is riding Okada
The poor Ibo man is riding Okada
The poor Yoruba man is riding Okada

The poor Hausa man sleeps under the bridge as Alamajiri
The poor Yoruba man sleeps under the bridge as Alaye
The poor Ibo man sleeps under the bridge as agbero

It is pertinent to note that the poor from all ethnic groups in Nigeria have everything in common and so is the rich.

Do not allow the agitation of an Ibo man who lives in UK or USA for Biafra cause the killing of the Ibo man in Adamawa. The rich hate us that much.
Do not allow the Alhaji whose children are living abroad to persuade you to go and start killing on the street of Kaduna.

The problem in the country is not the agitation of any ethnic group but the unity of the elite and the disunity of the masses.

How many times have you taken your agitation to question your local government Chairmen?

Why have you not asked your Governors through agitation how they spent bailout fund?

Why have you not agitated against that government official whose mansions you go to beg for help?

Sad to note;
All the Governors love themselves
All the past Presidents love themselves
All the senators love themselves
All the top government officials love themselves
All the looters love themselves

Why can't you and I love ourselves?
Why cant we combine efforts and fight them?
Why do we fight ourselves?
Why do we allow them the freedom we don't have?

Remember; a good Nigeria is better than a good Arewa, Oduduwa or Biafra.

#One_love_Nigeria.

Well said.

Nigeria is in a precarious state, sway but a little more and it falls and crashes.
Democracy is failing us, only military can correct this decadence.

MrIcredible:
This dude is a glorified graduate.

Olodo ràbàtà

He is not articulate at all.

Just a lucky morôn.
It's funny seeing that muscle no sense guy KEMEN floating around, feeling like a celeb. Jobless pervert.


Ordinary "Princess", e nor fit spell

Why so sad and so mad?
They're not the cause of your failure in life, deal with your problem cos clearly it's dealing with you.

But seriously Nigerians are so angry. Efe looking dapper. 25million for the accant! Invest wisely ooo.

prospero5:
what nonsense did I just read?

the way the police is going about this guy's case is completely childish.
why insult my intelligence by telling me there is a law against kidnapping and when you arrest a kidnapping suspect you can't try him and deliver the judgment in time but only to tell me that there are some people that want him released?
what nonsense!

It goes to show that some highly influential personalities are pressing buttons behind the scene.
Thank God it's a high profile case, it can't possibly be influenced, or can it

phensbassey:
free Evans

Some jokes are expensive and wry.
I know you're desperate for attention but next time literally hold yourself.

I hope this isnt true.
Hope it's not her recent successes that put a strain on their marriage.
Whatever it is o hope they get to work it out.

It's called worshipping an Idol.

But really Dbanj is just like Zaaki Azee, he's lost Torch. Loll
Donjazzy f'd him up.

This is not just bridesmaids... It's brides ASSociation.
My Kryptonite

It's funny how love can make you defend anything. In the words of 50, not a pretty ninja but my mom thinks I'm handsome.lol