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Eyya I feel his pain. He's probably a chief in his village, a member of the board of directors in a company and worse still a deacon in his church, imagine the dissppointment. Cos trust 9ja we love to celebrate wealth never questioning its source.

Instead of posts that tear us further apart why not dedicate this much commitment to foster and bolster our unity as a stronger entity.
All tribes have intellectuals and innovators. We grew up appreciating these only for politicians and bigots to change the narrative pitching us one against the other.
Everyone knows FFK is an attention seeker, and the only way to shut his like up is to deny him the attention.

God bless Nigeria and Nigerians of every tribe and ethnic group.
#OneNigeria

johnp2:
I lough in chinese language!!! He need to look for the other part of his brain,,, or better still this

The guy is just a clown I swear.
The only presidency he should be worried about is in solitary confinement he's going immediately his governorship expires... EFCC/DSS/ICPC,/APC looking at him like overfed ram a day to ramadan.

His baby dey ball Gan. Cos his baby is his mummy. He won me over with this song, can't remember the title now.

Your access to exam leave is predicated upon notice of study. As long as you've included it in your CV or notified your boss/HR via letter, It shouldn't be a problem.

habeny:
Good afternoon, am a 26 years old lady and am getting married next month, but anytime I have an argument with my fiance he insults me,telling me am a fool, an idiot, etc, have tried to correct him several times but he doesn't see anything wrong with it, just this morning we had an argument and he started again calling me all sort of names. Am starting to get really scared, because if he's doing this when we are engaged what will he do to me when when we are married

He's abusing you everyday with insults, and you're still wondering if you're in an abusive relationship?
You've corrected him and he won't change, are you running a correctional facility?
Now you're scared to marry him afterall youve endured him for (how long have you dated?) so come on what's another lifetime of abuse?


The choice is yours;
I know you're 26yo and probably trying to achieve marital status but think with your head not heart, evaluate your relationship. We don't know him, it is you who do. Do his pros outweigh his cons? Has he ever for once struck you or attempted to do so? How does he treat his sister and mother? Does he respect you? What do you keep doing to incur his wrath or does he explode at the slightest provocation?
No one marriage is perfect, don't be deceived but just make sure you're not getting hitched to a batterer cos all the news you read of couples killing each other also left signs.

sarrki:
Making Malami Attorney General

Are you a janitor? Cos you totally nailed it.
This admin's undoing was imminent from the get-go when they lost the senate. To me that was the Coup de Grace.
It also takes a naive mind to think we have a judiciary in this country. Lawyers and judges are probably even more corrupt than the legislators. They all should be tried and charged for obstruction of justice and treason for undermining the progress of the nation.
Perhaps PMBs biggest faux pas has to be his honoring whatever treaty by not immediately jailing GEJ who is clearly at the nucleus of all his Anticorruption war.

But all isn't lost as Osinbajo is proving to be a beacon of hope. Even if all he has is the next 2years, I believe at the rate he's performing, significant success can be achieved.

DeadPresident:

I remember a lady i dated few years ago, she's​ the general manager of a multi million dollar company

She's 300 times richer than me

This stupid ass lady always bugs to give her money, take her on vacations, buy gifts for her

I've never see $1 from this idiot

Women are naturally dumb

All of them don't know what they want

She saw gold digger written all over you. She must have enjoyed torturing you.

Speaking from experience, who else but aunty Linda. She has a lifetime of experience with smelly vajayjay.

Couldn't resist.

FitnessDoctor:
It means real men don't leave dirty dishes and wash up immediately they eat and also they don't wear dirty clothes and mask the bad smell with perfume

Well, I can neither confirm nor deny this. Lool

Haha so guilty of number 2.
Num3 I dont Gerrit

LePrezident:
Omo, Tolu Ogunlesi and his ilk must employ you to join their online media team. See solid bulwark of defence you just built above. Anyways I hope so, I really hope the govermantel will get their acts together this 3rd year cos it'll benefit us all. Just keeping fingers crossed.

However, what's your take on the position that Baba should resign on the grounds of ill health.

lool Dont know why they're stalling o.
About baba, of cos i dont expect anything else but his resignation upon return.
But with the politics involved, its a dicey situation as the north wont want to relinquish power to osinbajo as they are supposedly entitled to their 8 year rule. Yes, our tribal woes rears its ugly head yet again.lol

LePrezident:
Hahaha 2yrs down the lane and it seems AB Nene has been vindicated. I really had a lot of hope in the new regime considering the sort of international embarrassment GEJ & PEJ had become but this new regime has been an anti-climax so far. So Naija which way?

Last 2 years has been more or less the damage control phase. The backlog of the previous administration's economic and financial woes was haunting. But thanks to the undaunted attitude of this presidency, some level of balance and sanity has been restored.
This 3rd year particularly we should experience the real capacity of this administration. Not only cos APC has a point to provide but because we have a relentless, efficient and dedicated team.
So I should expect some remarkable change from the APC led administtation this year. They have a lot to gain and everything to lose.

LePrezident:
AB Nene must hear this

Haha Snitch. I've not jumped ship, just telling it like it is.
Adeleke is a politician it only makes sense he makes a calculated choice and until APC starts making real substantial changes, winning any credible election would be quite difficult.

tomisin54:
Your mobile no

Already emailed.
Pressplay411@gmail.com

You that can't even Cover your body?

You can't satisfy people. You're a virgin, hos will hate you. You bleep married men, all married women hate you, you bleep single men, virgins hate you.
So live your life and do you. Don't need anyone's approval.

APC can't possibly win any free and fair election with the present state of the APC economy. Everyone's fed up with them.
Smart move by Mr Adeleke.

She didn't have to snatch anyone... Vera lost him the moment he set eyes on dem curves.

Count me in. Is the blog owned by the radio station?

Fact is unless we start seeing substantial and exponential Changes, it's not a matter of Can but a certainty of Will.

Hbd to the best sitting Governor across the federation. Everyone now thinks governing Lagos is easy cos he makes it look effortless. Eventhough his achievement is only paled by Fashola's 1st term as governor, he's proven he's up to the task.
Only one more thing I would like him to address and make his legacy. It may seem difficukt but I'm sure he's capable. The operation of touts/agberos is one that requires urgent attention as it continues to deface and discredit the achievements of any governor.
Its an eyesore, especially when you invite a friend coming to Lagos for the first time and theyre greeted by the animalistic display of these uncouth unbridled uncivilized menaces. Something really needs to be done about them, and fast.

HBD Mr Ambo! Mazel Tov.

An enemy is someone who plots one's downfall.
Be careful not to turn friend to a foe, and not to make your colleagues undermine you.

Bi isu eniyan ba nta ama fi owo bo ni. - yoruba adage
In modern translation- even if your success is overwhelming try as much to keep it low key.

How you present your success goes a long way in how others perceive you. It takes wisdom to be blessed and not incur enemies.

Nina4u:
I know huh His wiThe truth will always prevail.
Many thanks to you, Mr Robert Goldstein.

STARVING BIAFRANS

This is the letter of resignation written by Ojukwu's Chief Propangadist and International PR person.
So when next an Igbo man accuses Awolowo and Yoruba people of starving Biafrans, do not get mad, educate them.
Many of them are ignorant of facts.

"OPEN LETTER OF RESIGNATION TO ODUMEGWU OJUKWU

FROM Robert S. Goldstein

Public Relations Representative of Biafra in the United States
(Published in the Morning Post, Lagos, August 17, 1968)

As your Public Relation's Representative in the United States, it is my distasteful duty to tender my resignation based on the following points:

POINT 1 - In November of 1967 when we met in Umuahia, you and your Cabinet were very impressive. You told me of the woes of your little Republic, that thousands of people had died, were dying and more were prepared to die for freedom's sake.

You and your Cabinet told me you believed world opinion would help your cause if you could get your story across.

You expressed the opinion that very few if any people in the United States knew of the plight of the Biafrans.

You asked me to tell the world that Britain had teamed up with Russia in a conspiracy with the Federal Government of Nigeria to murder every Ibo in Biafra. You suggested I use my talents to induce the Press to write about the Biafran side of the war, as at that time all news came out of Lagos.

You will recall I did not take the asssignment that day but stayed on several days before deciding to take that job.

To help win the peace

At that time I stated to you and your cabinet that I was taking the assignment making it crystal clear I would try my best to help win the peace not the war.

POINT TWO - I immediately arranged the first world Press conference in Biafra inviting the US Press as well as journalists and television people from England, France, Switzerland, Africa and other parts of the Globe. This was the first news break through. I arranged regular trips into Biafra for the world Press, helped set up stringers, etc., so that your statements and the statements of your Cabinet would be heard.

At that time, I was absolutely positive you were right and your cause was a just one in the best interests of the free world and your countrymen.

POINT THREE - Finally the Republic of Biafra was recognized first by Tanzania, then quickly followed by Gabon, the Ivory Coast and Zambia. Our public relations work was paying off, world opnion was starting to side with us.
Peace talks were arranged at Kampala. I thought that if anyone walked away from the table it would be the Federal Government. But to my dismay it was Biafra that left the Conference. After all the fighting and killing, I knew that peace would not come easy but I could not understand leaving the Peace Conference until the last point was negotiated and the avenue explored.

POINT FOUR - Then urgent telex messages were received from 'Biafra' telling of tens of thousands of people starving in the refugee camps, the villages, the bush country - stating if something werent done in the next few months over a million women, children and aged would be starved to death. I immediately contacted the Press, urgently petitioned the State Department for action on their part. Food, medicine and milk were sent to the only available ports open for immediate shipment to 'Biafra' via land routes through Federal and Biafra territory, under the auspices of world organizations such as the International Red Cross among others.

Then came the incredible answer from 'Biafra' that land corridors could not be acceptable until there was a complete ceasefire, and that an airlift was the only solution to feed the starving.

You then appeared before the various Heads of State and representatives of the OAU at Niamey in Niger. I fully expected you to at least accept the world help that was offered your starving throngs. However, you delayed, hoping to use these unfortunates with world sympathy on their side as a tool to further your ambition to achieve war concessions at the upcoming peace talks in Addis Ababa. Thus innocent victims continue to perish needlessly of starvation, the most agonising death that can befall any living creature.

POINT FIVE - This was incredible to me. I am now convinced that I have been used by you and your cabinet to help in military adventures of your origin....using your starving hordes as hostages to negotiate a victory.
If at some later date, following the isuance of this letter, you do concede to allow a mercy land corridor...would you expect me to agree to espouse before the world Press the incredible delay of your decision. What explanation could I honestly give for the needless prolongation of this horror.

Inconceivable acts

I pray this communication may in some small way influence you to move affirmatively, allowing the mercy land corridor to be born.

It is inconceivable to me that you would stop the feeding of thousands of your countrymen (under auspicies of world organizations such as the International Red Cross, World Council of Churches and many more) via a land corridor which is the only practical way to bring in food to help at this time. It is inconcivable to me that men of good faith would try to twist world opinion in such a manner as to deceive people into believing that the starvation and hunger that is consuming 'Biafra' is a plot of Britian, Nigeria and others to commit genocide.

POINT SIX - I cannot in all conscience serve you any longer. Nor can I be a party to suppressing the fact that your starving thousands have the food, medicine and milk available to them.....it can and is ready to be delivered through international organizations to you. Only your constant refusal has stopped its delivery.

I am this date, tendering my resignation and am returning to Mr. Collins Obih of the African Continental Bank all the fees you have given me (Letter of Credit No. 354 $400,000 US.)

I have sent your representative in New York a Bond in the amount of 800.000 pounds that I was holding in your behalf. I have also this date, sent the Bond of 200,000 pounds issues by the Central Bankl of Nigeria back to them for disposal.

POINT SEVEN - I am now convinced that one Nigeria is the only solution to peace. I also call upon you Mr. Ojukwu to allow your starving people to be fed. Their well-being is of deep concern to me as well as other right thinking people of the world.

Your acting in the utmost haste in this matter is in my opinion the first step toward any lasting peace in your country."

Robert S. Goldsteinfe has been on management-school, thats why the whole scoan-system appears as a good-ruled management-system. Behind a great man is a great woman. 2 for the price of 1. / 20 anoitings-sessions to receive salvation, in steat of the one-time grace of God Himself., on His time. Its a buzziness-system, for winners or loozers. For forgiveness of sin while we are waiting. For healings when the faith is lifted up by force, and for everything the heart desires and can not buy or accomplisch it elsewhere. Winning of souls by material gain, cheap attractive promises, and worthless sermons leading to no single life-in Christ. The anoitings give life for a while, And tb joshua is the cause of all this empty nonsence. The bibly-foundation is no system, its a revelation. And guided by the Holy spirit. The Holy Goast does not needs management -buzziness-tools to do His work. The Holy Spirit is a free operating spirit of God. The bible promises provision when seeking the Kingdom of God. So no church-buzziness is needed to receive the best of God. Praying in faith is enough...

Personally I've come to a phase where if people want deception let him feed them.
Besides virtually all other churches are doing the same.

Well she can't conclude from a long distance relationship until they meet.
What if he has a pungent natural cologne? BO or MO or both combined?
But then again he just might be everything she's hoped he is. But first they need to meet and get to actually know each other better? Is he a service provider? Is she deep? Hehe I mean Are the Sexually compatible?
Mk she no rush in just to rush out.

OP... So which one are you?

After perusing thoroughly through your post I can only conclude that You have a crush for him.
But sorry You're not his spec, he likes his women barren and desperate.

See how this one went on international platform to shame his generation. Are Kings, Judges, Royals, not referred to as Lords? And did they call him their religious savior?

Frankly, he should be stoned with his dusty CDs that have failed to break even in Alaba.

If the Gay bill was the bone of contention, why then hasn't it been passed? If that's what APC leverage on to bolster support from US in unseating GEJ?

More like Speculations Vs Propaganda

2 guys Vs 6 girls?
You're outnumbered, lucky you made it out alive. Lol
If they're working class, no p. It can be flexible.
But the issue is cooking is one I can never understand the argument for the life of me.
Since time immemorial, it has not only been the duty but also the pleasure of a wife to keep her home with her culinary skills.
But the problem nowadays is Ego. Ladies of our day are either too proud to cook or plain lazy to do chores. I don't blame them, it's also about upbringing. There's no way you are raised watching your mom gladly preparing meals and dining with your dad and you've not even crave that for yourself.
Girls who grew up with single parents especially if raised by their mothers always tend to be raised a sense of hatred for men, the mother transfers all her loathing for the missing dad and the girl sadly is left with no choice but to live according to her sad mom's gospel.
Lastly, we leave in an age of gemder equality, this is where some get it mixed up. You don't bring that to the home front. The man is thy the natural leader of the home, unless there's an anomaly.

So no, cooking is part of the courtship. Eventhough I don't eat much, my wife must derive pleasure from fixing me a good one knowing the cuisine is the BRT lane to her man's heart.

With sound Accounting skills you can't do no wrong, you're a hotcake.
Thanks to lack of finance/inventory/supply staff with integrity. Always misappropriating coy funds/goods.
Nigerians always want to turn overnight billionaires in a million naira company. Fantastically corrupt you say? No sir, we're Orijinally corrupt.

NwaAmaikpe:
Now they are forcing us out of the North

I will truly miss Rufiatu, Aishatu and Mujinat who always allow me creep into their full hijab and tap current.

Your case is different.
Raise your hand so high as if you've been touched by the holy ghost, then with a Superllightning force strike that your yam head till you look like pounded yam.
Happy yam festival in advance.