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101) Baba Malia fall our hand no be small, he come our area no even show for our house, e kon send him boy to our house. We are washing ooo. We are washing you like lalasticlala washes over a snake thread
102) Kerry we know love conquers all but can we get some F16 first.
103) You people did not say anything when Davido was calling Aye, when Aye now start calling him you will be saying they are wicked.

Like he has another option, he has to patronise but that does not mean he should not criticise and expect better from them. Nigerians have been exploited since the days of Lord Luggard. Does Ben Bruce drive Innoson? and his company official cars? are they all Innoson?, if not he should keep quiet and stop preaching what he does not practise.

Good for him. when is Buhari leaving again?

ok- moral of the story?

ok

98) if you want to know how big your family is, win the lotto.
99) if you want to know your flaws, piss off a good friend.
100) If you want to know what skeleton you have, go into politics.

I dey come, am after you.

95) I am not impressed with a white man speaking Pidgin English, wearing Nigerian cloth, eating eba, tell me when a Nigerian police is beating an oyinbo, then I will be impressed.
96) I think drake is the greatest karaoke artist ever.
97) I studied law in university, law of attraction.

Loved it.

was it not stupid in the first place to put a baby there? My two cup of garri

when rice con cost, we fit get substitute for rice abeg ooo

92) Being a banker is like being a gynecologist, you get to touch some of the best stuff but if you dare use for personal use, you will end up in Kiri Kiri.
93) I saw a throwback picture of Davido and I was wondering does Fame make one good looking? cos I know he had money then.
94) The best way to a man's heart is to bring a friend.

siraj1402:
Be Calm, Your Time Will Come !

Kenya is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Kenya is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone."

Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !

Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',

People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.

Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.

May be some might "seem" behind you.

Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.'
You are in yours!

Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good.

You’re not late …
You are not early ... you’re very much On time!

*RESPECT YOUR TIME ZONE*```

This is very insightful... Become a motivational speaker go grab their money.

Eja Nla- The Whale.

89) You are still wondering why we call it a transformer, hug one, it will definitely transform your life.
90) How come we never sing songs of Solomon?
91) Extremely beautiful women always subcontract hard-work.

See what Buhari has caused

beauty and the ....

HBD Sir

God bless you, make it rain on our boys :-)

alexistaiwo:
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Nice

Thanks bro

So that they step on your head!

They are virgins! I have a bridge to sell you in Kenya!

Is that Davido holding D'banj like that, Abeg show some respeck to Eja nla!

86) WARNING: The Federal Ministry of Health warns that Haters are Liable to die young.
87) Stop calling yourself a prophet when all you want is a profit.
88) You will hear this Yeyebrity- subscribe to my channel, follow me on twitter. So fi senu ni?

alexistaiwo:
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Nice

Thanks for the love!

83) Adekunle can you please go to Rio, please lets us have at least one Gold in Rio.
84) My brother has been playing Pokemon Go for the last month, I think he is still searching for his brain.
85) 97% of guys cheat, if your guy tells you he does not, he is either a liar or a loser.

Thunder fire African Leaders

See what Buhari has caused!

we are going to miss him, who I go say sound sultan is better than when he quit.

80) What has happened to all the witches in Africa, this women are tempting you with baby bumps and you are not doing anything.
81) my brother was shot in his left leg growing up, now whenever he walks he hip hops.
82) God reformatted the earth through the flood.